That's weird. I still sleep with a stuffed otter but that's normal.

NORMAL DAMNIT

Well if you're going to have an imaginary friend to help you fall asleep at night, a teddy bear is a lot less destructive than religion.

That bear was asking for it!

Let us hope they never get introduced to dakimakura.

Meanwhile, in a Holiday Inn Express...

I go to sleep with beer.

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While I am not gay, I have to admit that cuddling with a large, hairy man in the middle of winter would probably keep me warm.

I can't believe this is true. I hope they used an incredibly small sample size. Because that is just pathetic.

Odd direction for that headline. It clearly was a gay joke opening not a mom joke.

Is the bear a Catholic?

Does the Pope shiat in the woods?

s1ugg0: I can't believe this is true. I hope they used an incredibly small sample size. Because that is just pathetic.

Well now I just need a hug. Can anyone loan me their teddy bear?

I use a body pillow. It's about arm placement and shoulder pain.


/No really

you know, i collect gi joe figures and legos and marvel legends and i actually have an entire room in my apartment just for my gi joe vehicles. i have shelves of legos in my kitchen. my bedroom is full of marvel and dc figures and more legos.

but even i don't sleep with a teddy bear. i mean, come on, that's just immature.

My cats sleep with us. I'm not sure which of us is Pooky

justanotherfarkinfarker: Odd direction for that headline. It clearly was a gay joke opening not a mom joke.

I believe this is the point where you slam the bottle of Bud Light down on the table and come up with a wacky fusion of the two competing ideas.

/obscure?

It's just a growing obession with Russian bear right? Brit males are expected to be such gentlemen all the time, while they see Russian alpha man/bear(pig)Putin man handling his country and peopele in ways Brits haven't done since probably Edward VII.

Here in America, we sleep with our TV remotes, and aren't any the better for it.

To be fair, subby's mom is hairy enough to be confused with a bear.

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Man up, you limey gits!

yer the type that thinks that is real ?

But what about when Aloysius has been sulky?

Not men; Englishmen.

Twenty-five percent of male respondents reported they take their teddy bear with them when going away on business. Many said the bear reminds them of home and a cuddle helps them to nod off.

Have they considered the hotel bar? Because that helps me nod off.

I sleep with a cat draped over me. I don't have much say in the positioning.

Occasionally, she sticks her wet nose into my ear while I'm dead asleep.

My guess is that she thinks it's hilarious.

Are these guys trying to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid when they bring a chick home?

Rupert, Paddington, or Pooh?

I sleep with a cat. But at least it's a huge, manly one. Seriously... He's like 17lbs. He wakes me up at like 6:00AM every day by poking my nose with his paw. That's is polite way of saying he wants food.

Are we sure the question wasnt just "teddy"?

Anyone who tells you I sleep with a bear is a crook and liar who will be speaking with my lawyer. Also: anyone attempting to look under my bed, will get farking cut.

Seriously? No really...... seriously?

CUZN_Ovoids: Are we sure the question wasnt just "teddy"?



That has GOT to be uncomfortable. Looks like the worlds worst wedgie. Why would a chick wear something like that?
/not that I am complaining....

FTA, it says 35% of adults, not just men. Female here... still have my childhood bear but he's up on the top shelf of a bookcase in my living room. He's become art now-- old, battered, and well-loved. As far as business travel goes, I prefer a goodnight fap (what is the female version of that?) to help me nod off.

Like many in this thread, my cat is my teddy bear now. Though I don't remember my old bear ever meowing at top volume directly into my ear at 6:30 in the morning to feed him.

MythDragon: Why would a chick wear something like that?

She's getting $5000/hr for the shoot.

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That has GOT to be uncomfortable. Looks like the worlds worst wedgie. Why would a chick wear something like that?
/not that I am complaining....

It does look really uncomfortable I guess it should be taken off immediately, with my teeth (LOL).

dopeydwarf:
See how that worked out for him?

I loved that clip of the redneck saying the bear thought he was retarded, and felt bad for him, so he ate him.

Categorically denies any allegations of a Teddy!

Try this again...

I think we need to bring Henry V back in to give that St. Crispin's Day speech again.

I work at a small hotel in Texas, and I have never seen a teddy bear in any room without kids. This must be a British or European thing.