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(Fark) Survey We've got lots of Louisiana transplants here in Texas, so Fat Tuesday is a pretty big deal. How are you celebrating Fat Tuesday?   (fark.com) divider line 154
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2012-02-21 09:37:47 AM
I'm eating one pancake every 10 minutes for the next seven hours.
 
2012-02-21 09:37:54 AM
I'm wearing my mardi gras rugby shirt and socks today. Also a king cake will be delivered to my work this morning.
 
2012-02-21 09:38:11 AM
I suppose I'll start by Googling "Fat Tuesday"

WOOO! PARTY!
 
2012-02-21 09:38:49 AM
Working.

Sleeping.
 
2012-02-21 09:40:01 AM
frickinsweet: I'm wearing my mardi gras rugby shirt and socks today. Also a king cake will be delivered to my work this morning.

SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!
 
2012-02-21 09:40:24 AM
I don't know what Fat Tuesday is.
 
2012-02-21 09:40:38 AM
I'm already fat, but thanks for asking.

/If I remember correctly, this is the last day to get stinkin pie faced drunk.
//Annnnd, tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, so look for anyone with an ash mark on
their head and offer to buy them a steak. LOLCRUELPADS!
 
2012-02-21 09:41:14 AM
I don't celebrate "holidays" I have no connection to.

I see a lot of Italians do that.
 
2012-02-21 09:41:40 AM
Giving back rubs throughout the office. So far no beads received.
 
2012-02-21 09:41:58 AM
Drink a hurricane and throw a coconut at a tourist.
 
2012-02-21 09:42:33 AM
spcMike: Working.

Sleeping.


Those. Might pick up some rum if my Yankee-bred wife wants a hurricane (v.unlikely).
 
2012-02-21 09:43:55 AM
By crowning four maxillary anterior teeth.
 
2012-02-21 09:44:21 AM
Wishing I had someone to go to lunch with.
 
2012-02-21 09:44:47 AM
There are paczkis, pronounced punch-key, here. They are incredibly heavy jelly donuts.

I am not having any
 
2012-02-21 09:44:50 AM
basemetal: By crowning four maxillary anterior teeth.

I understood half of that and I'm terrified.
 
2012-02-21 09:44:59 AM
I just wanted to know whose great idea was it to put a holiday wrapped around drinking and over indulging in the middle of the week.

That was poor planning on someone's fault.
 
2012-02-21 09:46:09 AM
I finally put batteries in the light up crawfish that I keep in my cube.
 
2012-02-21 09:46:52 AM
I'm fat, and it's tuesday
 
2012-02-21 09:47:18 AM
By the way, how did we settle on pancakes? Flapjacks is a much better word. Here's how I would rank the names:

1. Flapjacks
2. Hotcakes
3. Pancakes
4. Griddlecakes
 
2012-02-21 09:47:23 AM
Ceteris Paribus says: There are paczkis, pronounced punch-key, here. They are incredibly heavy jelly donuts.

I am not having any


Some ass brought in like 5 dozen to our small(40 people) office. I've had two. Rough seas ahead.
 
2012-02-21 09:48:05 AM
Rev.K: basemetal: By crowning four maxillary anterior teeth.

I understood half of that and I'm terrified.


he's a dentist, tha's a natural reaction to a creature of the dark.
 
2012-02-21 09:49:56 AM
I think the mackerel snappers can't eat meet once Lent has begun. So, if you live next door to
one, it's always fun to throw a barbecue and let the smell of sweet sweet beef waft over to
their house. They also have to give up something, but most of them have the spiritual
fortitude of any garden variety pagan. They give up crap they hate, like no eating peas,
or no unsweetened chocolate. Nobody gives up alcohol because that's the only way to
live through it.
 
2012-02-21 09:50:02 AM
spcMike: I just wanted to know whose great idea was it to put a holiday wrapped around drinking and over indulging in the middle of the week.

That was poor planning on someone's fault.


Maybe you just forgot how to party.

/going to school
//doing homework
///sleeping
 
2012-02-21 09:51:42 AM
I wish I could... my Co workers were talking about going someplace after work tonight and getting shiatty on hurricanes. I gotta go to work at 8 am Wednesday.
 
2012-02-21 09:54:18 AM
Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Ceteris Paribus says: There are paczkis, pronounced punch-key, here. They are incredibly heavy jelly donuts.

I am not having any

Some ass brought in like 5 dozen to our small(40 people) office. I've had two. Rough seas ahead.


Oh good lord!

I see youre in number six. I lived in farmington hills back in the late 90s
 
2012-02-21 09:54:56 AM
loonatic112358: Rev.K: basemetal: By crowning four maxillary anterior teeth.

I understood half of that and I'm terrified.

he's a dentist, tha's a natural reaction to a creature of the dark.


For some reason I always loved going to the dentist. My teeth always feel so squeaky clean after.

/cavity free
 
2012-02-21 09:57:14 AM
I'm kind of hungry and I'm hoping someone brought a king cake but I don't want to choke on the plastic baby.
 
2012-02-21 09:57:30 AM
blondski: For some reason I always loved going to the dentist. My teeth always feel so squeaky clean after./cavity free

was it a dentist you saw, or a dental assistant

i think the assistant is there to lull you into a false sense of security so that the dentist can come out of his lair and strike the most terror into you.
 
2012-02-21 09:57:58 AM
Ceteris Paribus says: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Ceteris Paribus says: There are paczkis, pronounced punch-key, here. They are incredibly heavy jelly donuts.

I am not having any

Some ass brought in like 5 dozen to our small(40 people) office. I've had two. Rough seas ahead.

Oh good lord!

I see youre in number six. I lived in farmington hills back in the late 90s


My wife works in Brighton, I work in Warren...it's the halfway point. We looked in Farmington, but all the houses were built in the 50s and needed new bathrooms. Our neighborhood was developed in the 70s...not ideal, but at least we didn't have to remodel :)
 
2012-02-21 10:00:17 AM
Staying home. Not driving to Galveston to pay to see a parade.
 
2012-02-21 10:01:31 AM
loonatic112358: blondski: For some reason I always loved going to the dentist. My teeth always feel so squeaky clean after./cavity free

was it a dentist you saw, or a dental assistant

i think the assistant is there to lull you into a false sense of security so that the dentist can come out of his lair and strike the most terror into you.


haha no I guess I've always been lucky enough to have a good dentist and a very skilled assistant because they were always very gentle with me. And when I was a kid my aunt was my dentist and she was a BA dentist. Her claim to fame is working on George Bush's daughters teeth among other things.
 
2012-02-21 10:03:01 AM
My uncle was nice enough to send me a King Cake. It was delicious, but that's about as crazy as I get nowadays.
 
2012-02-21 10:09:33 AM
simplicimus: Staying home. Not driving to Galveston to pay to see a parade.

You have to pay now? I haven't been in years.
We used to just drive down there and park in the garage by the courthouse for free.

Plastic beads make drunk women dumber.
 
2012-02-21 10:14:04 AM
Mirrorz: simplicimus: Staying home. Not driving to Galveston to pay to see a parade.

You have to pay now? I haven't been in years.
We used to just drive down there and park in the garage by the courthouse for free.

Plastic beads make drunk women dumber.


Went there 6 or so years ago. $5.00 to get in, and not worth it. I'll make the drive to Metarie if I want parades.
 
2012-02-21 10:16:13 AM
I would love to be in Texas celebrating Fat Tuesday.
 
2012-02-21 10:17:14 AM
Fat Tuesday?

I didn't know there was a special day for Farkettes.
 
2012-02-21 10:17:26 AM
the_rev: I would love to be in Texas celebrating Fat Tuesday.

Well, I am not having much fun celebrating it.
 
2012-02-21 10:17:27 AM
Taking my top off at work.
 
2012-02-21 10:19:06 AM
Wait, Louisiana transplants? You mean criminals right?
 
2012-02-21 10:19:22 AM
By being fat, you insensitive prick!


/runs off cryin' to the fridge for more hot fudge+porkchop sammiches
 
2012-02-21 10:19:37 AM
I'm being fat somewhere else.
 
2012-02-21 10:20:33 AM
I'm taking my granddaughter to our local Whole Foods store. They have Mardi Gras there today. For Free!
 
2012-02-21 10:20:36 AM
Infuriatingly, my Master Gardener's class starts today of all days and conveniently covers exactly the same time as the parades here in Biloxi, so I have to miss out. Already got my weight in beads from New Orleans this weekend though, so oh well.
 
2012-02-21 10:20:41 AM
Let's see... Today I have 277 books to label, pack, and ship to the warehouse. Then I'm free until 7pm when my heathen atheist group meets up for personal abuse at an unfortunate restaurant somewhere in the North Dallas area.

Actually... IHOP or Waffle House sound like good lunch options... Or maybe Jimmy's Egg, which is only open 'til 2pm.
 
2012-02-21 10:21:05 AM
Studying for midterms! WOOOOoo!
 
2012-02-21 10:21:09 AM
dhambrick: the_rev: I would love to be in Texas celebrating Fat Tuesday.

Well, I am not having much fun celebrating it.


Throw me some beads and I will show you my fabulous moobs.
 
2012-02-21 10:21:29 AM
Biatch I celebrate Fat Tuesday every day. I ain't no piker!
 
2012-02-21 10:21:42 AM
I'm enjoying Fat Tuesday by not stuffing myself with copious amounts of alcohol and fatty foods and enjoying that the number on my scale this morning was lower than yesterday's. 9lbs down, 21lbs to go.
 
2012-02-21 10:21:58 AM
I got up this morning and went to work. Later on, I'll pick up the kids from school, and if I really want to get crazy, I might watch yesterday's episode of Castle on Hulu.
 
2012-02-21 10:22:25 AM
Fat Tuesday? I think I'll lie down.
 
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