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A student at Oxford University has learnt 11 languages and uses them all to explain how in this video. Monolingual subby feels inadequate
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doglover
2012-02-21 08:25:30 AM
Monolinguals are so gauche I don't even trust them to be humiliated properly.
I would certainly never let them do ちんこ舐め on account of their unskilled tongues would mess it up somehow.
FlashHarry
2012-02-21 08:30:39 AM
in before someone smacks
submitter
for misspelling "learned," when in fact "learnt" is the preferred british variant of the word.
/but then that would be crying over spilt milk.
doglover
2012-02-21 08:34:57 AM
FlashHarry
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british variant
The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 08:37:54 AM
doglover
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FlashHarry: british variant
The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
This proves that you're wrong.
stpauler
2012-02-21 08:45:04 AM
RexTalionis
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doglover: FlashHarry: british variant
The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x293]
This proves that you're wrong.
Yahtzee is a TFer?
Andromeda
2012-02-21 08:47:20 AM
That was pretty awesome.
I've been bilingual since birth (Hungarian is #2, cool language to know but not useful at all), took Latin in high school for some reason or another but then dropped out of Spanish in college cause I was failing. So from that I just assumed I wasn't good at languages but turns out no, it's just when I have other things to do I won't sit around memorizing a vocabulary list.
Am now living in the Netherlands trying to learn Dutch, and it's been an interesting experience. Mainly because the hardest thing about learning Dutch are Dutch people themselves cause I've yet to meet one who didn't speak English, and they're all super nice in switching to English to "help" you.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 08:48:44 AM
Andromeda
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I've been bilingual since birth
How could you be bilingual when you were born?
Andromeda
2012-02-21 08:57:57 AM
RexTalionis
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Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth
How could you be bilingual when you were born?
Babies acknowledge their native language within 24 hours of birth, I was born to Hungarian parents in the United States. I learned learned both English and Hungarian at the same rate according to my mom, but my English is definitely better these days cause that's what I use unless talking to family for the most part. A visit to Hungary gets me back to speed quite quickly though- not sure if anyone will buy it but I swear my brain switches over to completely different thought processes when I think in one versus another.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 09:11:02 AM
Andromeda
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RexTalionis: Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth
How could you be bilingual when you were born?
Babies acknowledge their native language within 24 hours of birth, I was born to Hungarian parents in the United States. I learned learned both English and Hungarian at the same rate according to my mom, but my English is definitely better these days cause that's what I use unless talking to family for the most part. A visit to Hungary gets me back to speed quite quickly though- not sure if anyone will buy it but I swear my brain switches over to completely different thought processes when I think in one versus another.
Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.
/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.
FlashHarry
2012-02-21 09:29:46 AM
doglover
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FlashHarry: british variant
The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
This proves that you're wrong.
give me doughnuts
2012-02-21 09:35:08 AM
Meh. They're all human languages.
Try learning Klingon.
Andromeda
2012-02-21 09:37:51 AM
RexTalionis
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Andromeda: RexTalionis: Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth
How could you be bilingual when you were born?
Babies acknowledge their native language within 24 hours of birth, I was born to Hungarian parents in the United States. I learned learned both English and Hungarian at the same rate according to my mom, but my English is definitely better these days cause that's what I use unless talking to family for the most part. A visit to Hungary gets me back to speed quite quickly though- not sure if anyone will buy it but I swear my brain switches over to completely different thought processes when I think in one versus another.
Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.
/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.
Ah. Well thanks for clarifying, I'm sure everyone would've fallen into that nefarious trap of wording had it not been for you! ;-)
dopeydwarf
2012-02-21 10:15:19 AM
doglover
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Monolinguals are so gauche I don't even trust them to be humiliated properly.
I would certainly never let them do ちんこ舐め on account of their unskilled tongues would mess it up somehow.
今日このホームページを見てこんな人があほなら私はかならずどアホだと解った。
thomps
2012-02-21 10:22:14 AM
mongolingual just pawn in game of life.
Flab
2012-02-21 10:46:49 AM
I found his french accent to be more german than british...
gopher321
2012-02-21 11:40:36 AM
Merde.
My contribution to this thread.
HailRobonia
2012-02-21 11:40:51 AM
I speak 10 languages.
On an unrelated note, I like to count in binary.
Fabric_Man
2012-02-21 11:41:08 AM
How very cunning...
TV's Vinnie
2012-02-21 11:41:28 AM
OOOO! OOOO! I KNOW 11 LANGUAGES! EXCUSE ME, FOR I'M OFF TO PLAY THE GRAHND PI-AH-NOE!!!
Honest Bender
2012-02-21 11:42:27 AM
Pff, I speak about that many languages. Big whoop.
/Programming languages count, right?
Teenwolf
2012-02-21 11:43:00 AM
FTA:
The Oxford University undergraduate can currently speak 11 languages - English, Greek, German, Spanish, Russian, Dutch, Afrikaans, French, Hebrew, Catalan and Italian.
To be fair, it doesn't take that much training to speak French, Greek, or Russian.
HailRobonia
2012-02-21 11:44:14 AM
if you want to know a lot of languages, learn Mandarin. Then you can speak Hanyu, Zhongquohua, Putonghua, Zhongwen, and Guanhua.
Of course, that's like saying that learning English lets you speak British, American, and Australian.
bgddy24601
2012-02-21 11:45:16 AM
FlashHarry
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in before someone smacks submitter for misspelling "learned," when in fact "learnt" is the preferred british variant of the word.
/but then that would be crying over spilt milk.
Learned
. The word is
learned
.
Cletus C.
2012-02-21 11:48:47 AM
FlashHarry
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in before someone smacks submitter for misspelling "learned," when in fact "learnt" is the preferred british variant of the word.
/but then that would be crying over spilt milk.
You are so learn-ed.
CrispFlows
2012-02-21 11:48:52 AM
dopeydwarf
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doglover: Monolinguals are so gauche I don't even trust them to be humiliated properly.
I would certainly never let them do ちんこ舐め on account of their unskilled tongues would mess it up somehow.
今日このホームページを見てこんな人があほなら私はかならずどアホだと解った。
素晴らしいカムバック。
vudukungfu
2012-02-21 11:50:49 AM
funny how spelmitter thinks he's even monolingual.
stuffer
2012-02-21 11:51:12 AM
with the universal translator just around the corner, what a waste of effort.
CrispFlows
2012-02-21 11:51:58 AM
Mi scusi. Non parlo molto bene italiano.
erikike
2012-02-21 11:52:34 AM
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
An American
Blueintheballs
2012-02-21 11:53:53 AM
doglover
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FlashHarry: british variant
The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
This proves that you're wrong.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 11:54:49 AM
CrispFlows
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Mi scusi. Non parlo molto bene italiano.
Va bene. Io capisco.
Langdon Alger
2012-02-21 11:56:23 AM
the student may speak 11 languages but they forgot one---pretentious arsehole.
8.5 tailed fox
2012-02-21 11:57:21 AM
erikike
:
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
An American
What do you call someone who goes to another country and refuses to learn the language? If it's an American we call them tourists, if its someone coming to America we call them immigrants.
midigod
2012-02-21 12:01:56 PM
Andromeda
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Am now living in the Netherlands trying to learn Dutch,
I thought you were going to Holland?
l3randon
2012-02-21 12:02:31 PM
Oxford university? How can it be a university if they don't even have a football team? Geez, even the Ivy Leaguers know better than that. Now Stanford, that's a university that the football team can be proud of!
\Never even seen Oxford in the NCAA's. Come on, even IUPUI has done that.
\America.
\\\Fark Yeah.
turbidum
2012-02-21 12:07:31 PM
What's even more impressive is that the 11 languages comprise 4 different branches of the Indo-European language family (Hellenic, Germanic, Romantic, Slavic), a Semitic language, and a language isolate.
DoBeDoBeDo
2012-02-21 12:09:36 PM
That's a lot of money spent to be a court translator.
Gordon Bennett
2012-02-21 12:11:55 PM
doglover
:
FlashHarry: british variant
The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
This proves that you are wrong.
angstycoder
2012-02-21 12:16:42 PM
turbidum
:
What's even more impressive is that the 11 languages comprise 4 different branches of the Indo-European language family (Hellenic, Germanic, Romantic, Slavic), a Semitic language, and a language isolate.
I'd pick Albanian for him next were I given the choice.
Rent Party
2012-02-21 12:18:26 PM
Bilingual people are socailizms....
Night Night Cream Puff
2012-02-21 12:19:08 PM
I thought his take on being able to distinguish similar languages such as Dutch and Afrikaans was interesting. I can see how associating different personalities, for lack of a better word, to each language can help to keep the vocabulary/grammar straight when switching between them. I was always pretty jealous of my friend that was able to pick up languages just by picking up some basic vocab/grammar books before he went off on his journeys around the globe. Guess I'll just stick with speaking two languages poorly.
Broom
2012-02-21 12:20:13 PM
RexTalionis
:
Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.
/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.
And you're still wrong.
As Andromeda noted, babies already have knowledge of their native language system at birth.
Now, if you'd said "comprehension of several useful words", you might have had a case.
Langdon Alger
2012-02-21 12:20:40 PM
would have been better off also if he spoke jive, ebonics, spanglish, guido, redneck and glittering generalities AKA public relations.
kisseswookies
2012-02-21 12:21:44 PM
To be fair, anyone can speak troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 12:25:34 PM
Broom
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RexTalionis: Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.
/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.
And you're still wrong.
As Andromeda noted, babies already have knowledge of their native language system at birth.
Now, if you'd said "comprehension of several useful words", you might have had a case.
Eh, that's just arguing semantics, ain't it?
In any case, when you are being born, you're being either extruded through your mother's vagina like toothpaste, or being plucked from a hole in her side. I highly doubt that one would gain any knowledge of their native language systems during such a traumatic event. Now, maybe you'll start gaining it very soon afterwards, but at that exact moment? Probably not.
/Andromeda knows I'm kidding. Lighten up, dude.
Smeggy Smurf
2012-02-21 12:26:03 PM
Langdon Alger
:
would have been better off also if he spoke jive, ebonics, spanglish, guido, redneck and glittering generalities AKA public relations.
Don't forget drunkenese, sarcasm, asshole, geek and pirate.
DesertMP
2012-02-21 12:26:52 PM
Ok....that's impressive no matter who you are. I speak 2 languages fluently and can pass in 2 others but this kid is freakin' impressive.
Robot Eats Towson
2012-02-21 12:28:21 PM
turbidum
:
What's even more impressive is that the 11 languages comprise 4 different branches of the Indo-European language family (Hellenic, Germanic, Romantic, Slavic), a Semitic language, and a language isolate.
Isolate?
alywa
2012-02-21 12:29:16 PM
/wrong again
//wait, what?
497.5 Feet of Rope
2012-02-21 12:32:45 PM
RexTalionis
:
Broom: RexTalionis: Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.
/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.
And you're still wrong.
As Andromeda noted, babies already have knowledge of their native language system at birth.
Now, if you'd said "comprehension of several useful words", you might have had a case.
Eh, that's just arguing semantics, ain't it?
In any case, when you are being born, you're being either extruded through your mother's vagina like toothpaste, or being plucked from a hole in her side. I highly doubt that one would gain any knowledge of their native language systems during such a traumatic event. Now, maybe you'll start gaining it very soon afterwards, but at that exact moment? Probably not.
/Andromeda knows I'm kidding. Lighten up, dude.
Research does suggest that you're wrong
(new window). Anecdotally, my own son showed signs of distinguishing two different languages from the day of his birth. During pregnancy, he listened to his mom speaking mostly English and some French. When born, he was clearly more comfortable being held by English-speaking visitors than French speakers.
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