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(BBC) Spiffy A student at Oxford University has learnt 11 languages and uses them all to explain how in this video. Monolingual subby feels inadequate   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 128
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2012-02-21 08:25:30 AM
Monolinguals are so gauche I don't even trust them to be humiliated properly.

I would certainly never let them do ちんこ舐め on account of their unskilled tongues would mess it up somehow.
 
2012-02-21 08:30:39 AM
in before someone smacks submitter for misspelling "learned," when in fact "learnt" is the preferred british variant of the word.

/but then that would be crying over spilt milk.
 
2012-02-21 08:34:57 AM
FlashHarry: british variant

The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.
 
2012-02-21 08:37:54 AM
doglover: FlashHarry: british variant

The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.


upload.wikimedia.org

This proves that you're wrong.
 
2012-02-21 08:45:04 AM
RexTalionis: doglover: FlashHarry: british variant

The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x293]

This proves that you're wrong.


Yahtzee is a TFer?
 
2012-02-21 08:47:20 AM
That was pretty awesome.

I've been bilingual since birth (Hungarian is #2, cool language to know but not useful at all), took Latin in high school for some reason or another but then dropped out of Spanish in college cause I was failing. So from that I just assumed I wasn't good at languages but turns out no, it's just when I have other things to do I won't sit around memorizing a vocabulary list.

Am now living in the Netherlands trying to learn Dutch, and it's been an interesting experience. Mainly because the hardest thing about learning Dutch are Dutch people themselves cause I've yet to meet one who didn't speak English, and they're all super nice in switching to English to "help" you.
 
2012-02-21 08:48:44 AM
Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth

How could you be bilingual when you were born?
 
2012-02-21 08:57:57 AM
RexTalionis: Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth

How could you be bilingual when you were born?


Babies acknowledge their native language within 24 hours of birth, I was born to Hungarian parents in the United States. I learned learned both English and Hungarian at the same rate according to my mom, but my English is definitely better these days cause that's what I use unless talking to family for the most part. A visit to Hungary gets me back to speed quite quickly though- not sure if anyone will buy it but I swear my brain switches over to completely different thought processes when I think in one versus another.
 
2012-02-21 09:11:02 AM
Andromeda: RexTalionis: Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth

How could you be bilingual when you were born?

Babies acknowledge their native language within 24 hours of birth, I was born to Hungarian parents in the United States. I learned learned both English and Hungarian at the same rate according to my mom, but my English is definitely better these days cause that's what I use unless talking to family for the most part. A visit to Hungary gets me back to speed quite quickly though- not sure if anyone will buy it but I swear my brain switches over to completely different thought processes when I think in one versus another.


Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.

/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.
 
2012-02-21 09:29:46 AM
doglover: FlashHarry: british variant

The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.


28.media.tumblr.com

This proves that you're wrong.
 
2012-02-21 09:35:08 AM
Meh. They're all human languages.

Try learning Klingon.
 
2012-02-21 09:37:51 AM
RexTalionis: Andromeda: RexTalionis: Andromeda: I've been bilingual since birth

How could you be bilingual when you were born?

Babies acknowledge their native language within 24 hours of birth, I was born to Hungarian parents in the United States. I learned learned both English and Hungarian at the same rate according to my mom, but my English is definitely better these days cause that's what I use unless talking to family for the most part. A visit to Hungary gets me back to speed quite quickly though- not sure if anyone will buy it but I swear my brain switches over to completely different thought processes when I think in one versus another.

Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.

/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.


Ah. Well thanks for clarifying, I'm sure everyone would've fallen into that nefarious trap of wording had it not been for you! ;-)
 
2012-02-21 10:15:19 AM
doglover: Monolinguals are so gauche I don't even trust them to be humiliated properly.

I would certainly never let them do ちんこ舐め on account of their unskilled tongues would mess it up somehow.



今日このホームページを見てこんな人があほなら私はかならずどアホだと解った。
 
2012-02-21 10:22:14 AM
reedfamilyranch.com

mongolingual just pawn in game of life.
 
2012-02-21 10:46:49 AM
I found his french accent to be more german than british...
 
2012-02-21 11:40:36 AM
Merde.


My contribution to this thread.
 
2012-02-21 11:40:51 AM
I speak 10 languages.

On an unrelated note, I like to count in binary.
 
2012-02-21 11:41:08 AM
How very cunning...
 
2012-02-21 11:41:28 AM
28.media.tumblr.com
OOOO! OOOO! I KNOW 11 LANGUAGES! EXCUSE ME, FOR I'M OFF TO PLAY THE GRAHND PI-AH-NOE!!!
 
2012-02-21 11:42:27 AM
Pff, I speak about that many languages. Big whoop.

/Programming languages count, right?
 
2012-02-21 11:43:00 AM
FTA: The Oxford University undergraduate can currently speak 11 languages - English, Greek, German, Spanish, Russian, Dutch, Afrikaans, French, Hebrew, Catalan and Italian.

To be fair, it doesn't take that much training to speak French, Greek, or Russian.
 
2012-02-21 11:44:14 AM
if you want to know a lot of languages, learn Mandarin. Then you can speak Hanyu, Zhongquohua, Putonghua, Zhongwen, and Guanhua.

Of course, that's like saying that learning English lets you speak British, American, and Australian.
 
2012-02-21 11:45:16 AM
FlashHarry: in before someone smacks submitter for misspelling "learned," when in fact "learnt" is the preferred british variant of the word.

/but then that would be crying over spilt milk.


simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com
Learned. The word is learned.
 
2012-02-21 11:48:47 AM
FlashHarry: in before someone smacks submitter for misspelling "learned," when in fact "learnt" is the preferred british variant of the word.

/but then that would be crying over spilt milk.


You are so learn-ed.

tahitidavid.free.fr
 
2012-02-21 11:48:52 AM
dopeydwarf: doglover: Monolinguals are so gauche I don't even trust them to be humiliated properly.

I would certainly never let them do ちんこ舐め on account of their unskilled tongues would mess it up somehow.


今日このホームページを見てこんな人があほなら私はかならずどアホだと解った。


素晴らしいカムバック。
 
2012-02-21 11:50:49 AM
funny how spelmitter thinks he's even monolingual.
 
2012-02-21 11:51:12 AM
with the universal translator just around the corner, what a waste of effort.
 
2012-02-21 11:51:58 AM
Mi scusi. Non parlo molto bene italiano.
 
2012-02-21 11:52:34 AM
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
An American
 
2012-02-21 11:53:53 AM
doglover: FlashHarry: british variant

The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.


3.bp.blogspot.com

This proves that you're wrong.
 
2012-02-21 11:54:49 AM
CrispFlows: Mi scusi. Non parlo molto bene italiano.

Va bene. Io capisco.
 
2012-02-21 11:56:23 AM
the student may speak 11 languages but they forgot one---pretentious arsehole.
 
2012-02-21 11:57:21 AM
erikike: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
An American


What do you call someone who goes to another country and refuses to learn the language? If it's an American we call them tourists, if its someone coming to America we call them immigrants.
 
2012-02-21 12:01:56 PM
Andromeda: Am now living in the Netherlands trying to learn Dutch,

I thought you were going to Holland?
 
2012-02-21 12:02:31 PM
Oxford university? How can it be a university if they don't even have a football team? Geez, even the Ivy Leaguers know better than that. Now Stanford, that's a university that the football team can be proud of!

\Never even seen Oxford in the NCAA's. Come on, even IUPUI has done that.

\America.

\\\Fark Yeah.
 
2012-02-21 12:07:31 PM
What's even more impressive is that the 11 languages comprise 4 different branches of the Indo-European language family (Hellenic, Germanic, Romantic, Slavic), a Semitic language, and a language isolate.
 
2012-02-21 12:09:36 PM
That's a lot of money spent to be a court translator.
 
2012-02-21 12:11:55 PM
doglover: FlashHarry: british variant

The British lost the English language in 1812 with the rest of the good points about their society.


arborfamiliae.files.wordpress.com

This proves that you are wrong.
 
2012-02-21 12:16:42 PM
turbidum: What's even more impressive is that the 11 languages comprise 4 different branches of the Indo-European language family (Hellenic, Germanic, Romantic, Slavic), a Semitic language, and a language isolate.

I'd pick Albanian for him next were I given the choice.
 
2012-02-21 12:18:26 PM
illinois.edu
Bilingual people are socailizms....
 
2012-02-21 12:19:08 PM
I thought his take on being able to distinguish similar languages such as Dutch and Afrikaans was interesting. I can see how associating different personalities, for lack of a better word, to each language can help to keep the vocabulary/grammar straight when switching between them. I was always pretty jealous of my friend that was able to pick up languages just by picking up some basic vocab/grammar books before he went off on his journeys around the globe. Guess I'll just stick with speaking two languages poorly.
 
2012-02-21 12:20:13 PM
RexTalionis: Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.

/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.


And you're still wrong.

As Andromeda noted, babies already have knowledge of their native language system at birth.

Now, if you'd said "comprehension of several useful words", you might have had a case.
 
2012-02-21 12:20:40 PM
would have been better off also if he spoke jive, ebonics, spanglish, guido, redneck and glittering generalities AKA public relations.
 
2012-02-21 12:21:44 PM
To be fair, anyone can speak troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.
 
2012-02-21 12:25:34 PM
Broom: RexTalionis: Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.

/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.

And you're still wrong.

As Andromeda noted, babies already have knowledge of their native language system at birth.

Now, if you'd said "comprehension of several useful words", you might have had a case.


Eh, that's just arguing semantics, ain't it?

In any case, when you are being born, you're being either extruded through your mother's vagina like toothpaste, or being plucked from a hole in her side. I highly doubt that one would gain any knowledge of their native language systems during such a traumatic event. Now, maybe you'll start gaining it very soon afterwards, but at that exact moment? Probably not.

/Andromeda knows I'm kidding. Lighten up, dude.
 
2012-02-21 12:26:03 PM
Langdon Alger: would have been better off also if he spoke jive, ebonics, spanglish, guido, redneck and glittering generalities AKA public relations.

Don't forget drunkenese, sarcasm, asshole, geek and pirate.
 
2012-02-21 12:26:52 PM
Ok....that's impressive no matter who you are. I speak 2 languages fluently and can pass in 2 others but this kid is freakin' impressive.
 
2012-02-21 12:28:21 PM
turbidum: What's even more impressive is that the 11 languages comprise 4 different branches of the Indo-European language family (Hellenic, Germanic, Romantic, Slavic), a Semitic language, and a language isolate.

Isolate?
 
2012-02-21 12:29:16 PM
spotteddick.net

/wrong again
//wait, what?
 
2012-02-21 12:32:45 PM
RexTalionis: Broom: RexTalionis: Okay, I was more referencing that at the moment of birth, you couldn't have knowledge of any language systems.

/Yeah, I'm pedantic like that.

And you're still wrong.

As Andromeda noted, babies already have knowledge of their native language system at birth.

Now, if you'd said "comprehension of several useful words", you might have had a case.

Eh, that's just arguing semantics, ain't it?

In any case, when you are being born, you're being either extruded through your mother's vagina like toothpaste, or being plucked from a hole in her side. I highly doubt that one would gain any knowledge of their native language systems during such a traumatic event. Now, maybe you'll start gaining it very soon afterwards, but at that exact moment? Probably not.

/Andromeda knows I'm kidding. Lighten up, dude.


Research does suggest that you're wrong (new window). Anecdotally, my own son showed signs of distinguishing two different languages from the day of his birth. During pregnancy, he listened to his mom speaking mostly English and some French. When born, he was clearly more comfortable being held by English-speaking visitors than French speakers.
 
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