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We know how to hang a chandelier in Sarasota
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TheYeti
2012-02-21 09:50:09 AM
It is more challenging to build a mansion on the waterfront.
Perrone's three-story project on Bird Key had to be squeezed onto the available lot.
I remember when someone bought the place across the street from my girlfriend's (at the time) parents house, knocked it down, and built and an 11,000 sf home. You could barely walk around it...no lawn at at all. Most of the desirable places were taken long ago, so if you want to build a house, you have to buy a house to plow.
cgraves67
2012-02-21 10:51:29 AM
A Sarasota Chandelier-hanger sounds like a sex act to me.
FeFiFoFark
2012-02-21 10:53:51 AM
TheYeti
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It is more challenging to build a mansion on the waterfront.
Perrone's three-story project on Bird Key had to be squeezed onto the available lot.
I remember when someone bought the place across the street from my girlfriend's (at the time) parents house, knocked it down, and built and an 11,000 sf home...
My ex in-laws (outlaws) did this. Knocked down a lakeside home and built an 8,000 sq ft monster. For 2 people. no lawn. I hope it falls into the lake - with them in it.
fredsnake
2012-02-21 10:59:00 AM
the economy is crap & there is nothing anyone can do to convince me otherwise!
Rapmaster2000
2012-02-21 10:59:00 AM
That house is huge. Too bad it's next to the airport and not on an island so you have to drive to the beach. If you've ever dealt with Sarasota traffic, you know what a hassle it is to get to one of the islands.
beerrun
2012-02-21 11:07:35 AM
Rapmaster2000
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That house is huge. Too bad it's next to the airport and not on an island so you have to drive to the beach. If you've ever dealt with Sarasota traffic, you know what a hassle it is to get to one of the islands.
Truer words have never been spoken.
/lived and/or worked on Siesta Key for many years.
Honest Bender
2012-02-21 11:13:53 AM
FeFiFoFark
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My ex in-laws (outlaws) did this. Knocked down a lakeside home and built an 8,000 sq ft monster. For 2 people. no lawn. I hope it falls into the lake - with them in it.
I just don't get this mentality of destroying the natural beauty of your property. If you want more square footage just build DOWN. In fact, the unwillingness of man to build downwards has always boggled my mind.
Live in tornado country? Build a small, above ground dome that's attached to a multi-story underground home. No terrestrial winds will blow that sucker down.
wildcardjack
2012-02-21 11:14:22 AM
Now knows to stay out of Sarasota.
StrikitRich
2012-02-21 11:18:36 AM
Honest Bender
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FeFiFoFark: My ex in-laws (outlaws) did this. Knocked down a lakeside home and built an 8,000 sq ft monster. For 2 people. no lawn. I hope it falls into the lake - with them in it.
I just don't get this mentality of destroying the natural beauty of your property. If you want more square footage just build DOWN. In fact, the unwillingness of man to build downwards has always boggled my mind.
Live in tornado country? Build a small, above ground dome that's attached to a multi-story underground home. No terrestrial winds will blow that sucker down.
How do you build down when the water table is just a few feet below grade?
your average maint. man
2012-02-21 11:25:48 AM
StrikitRich
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Honest Bender: FeFiFoFark: My ex in-laws (outlaws) did this. Knocked down a lakeside home and built an 8,000 sq ft monster. For 2 people. no lawn. I hope it falls into the lake - with them in it.
I just don't get this mentality of destroying the natural beauty of your property. If you want more square footage just build DOWN. In fact, the unwillingness of man to build downwards has always boggled my mind.
Live in tornado country? Build a small, above ground dome that's attached to a multi-story underground home. No terrestrial winds will blow that sucker down.
How do you build down when the water table is just a few feet below grade?
yeah, most people don't realize it
Honest Bender
2012-02-21 11:27:05 AM
StrikitRich
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How do you build down when the water table is just a few feet below grade?
SHUT UP! That's how!
/Good point, though.
cig-mkr
2012-02-21 11:50:30 AM
With the economy on the rise why would I want to downsize to 11000 sq ft now?
wambu
2012-02-21 12:01:02 PM
My Dream Home: a one-bedroom efficiency with a 10-car garage.
/mrs wambu is on board with that
//why
I keep her
she keeps me
draypresct
2012-02-21 12:03:00 PM
wambu
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My Dream Home: a one-bedroom efficiency with a 10-car garage.
/mrs wambu is on board with that
//why I keep her she keeps me
You don't want the kids moving back in?
wambu
2012-02-21 12:41:10 PM
draypresct
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wambu: My Dream Home: a one-bedroom efficiency with a 10-car garage.
/mrs wambu is on board with that
//why I keep her she keeps me
You don't want the kids moving back in?
They're always welcome.
They can park their campers in the driveway.
draypresct
2012-02-21 12:56:55 PM
wambu
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draypresct: wambu: My Dream Home: a one-bedroom efficiency with a 10-car garage.
/mrs wambu is on board with that
//why I keep her she keeps me
You don't want the kids moving back in?
They're always welcome.
They can park their campers in the driveway.
I may use that line with my kids in a few years.
/nice!
dbrunker
2012-02-21 01:14:05 PM
I don't know about chandeliers but they have good mineral water.
new_york_monty
2012-02-21 07:02:29 PM
What does it say about me that I read that headline "how to bang a cheerleader in Sarasota"?
Aulus
2012-02-21 07:17:18 PM
Building McMansions on Bird Key is just asking for trouble. Most of the "land" is dredged up from Sarasota Bay and dropped behind some pretty flimsy looking seawalls. One class five hurricane and most of the place is going to be gone.
Don't believe me? Two words: Midnight Pass. There was a big ass hurricane that made landfall on Siesta Key at midnight back in the 1920s. Survey of the area the next morning showed it had cut a deep, 70' channel right through the island. Yeah. It cut Siesta Key in farking half. It's been allowed to silt shut in the past few years, but...
/grew up in Sarasota in the Sixties
//Siesta Key still has the best beaches ever.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-02-21 09:21:24 PM
Aulus
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Building McMansions on Bird Key is just asking for trouble. Most of the "land" is dredged up from Sarasota Bay and dropped behind some pretty flimsy looking seawalls. One class five hurricane and most of the place is going to be gone.
Don't believe me? Two words: Midnight Pass. There was a big ass hurricane that made landfall on Siesta Key at midnight back in the 1920s. Survey of the area the next morning showed it had cut a deep, 70' channel right through the island. Yeah. It cut Siesta Key in farking half. It's been allowed to silt shut in the past few years, but...
/grew up in Sarasota in the Sixties
//Siesta Key still has the best beaches ever.
STOP CALLING THEM MCMANSIONS. LORD KNOWS I COULD AFFORD ONE.
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