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		It's all fun and games and requests for sexual favors until the Taser comes out. With gratuitous "Alice" reference and SFW photos (blogs.tcpalm.com)		39
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Jake Havechek

2012-02-21 09:10:02 AM

(disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

rjakobi

2012-02-21 09:10:11 AM

I would state for the record that a tasering is an appropriate punishment for anyone who voluntarily uses the phrase "kiss my grits".

thelordofcheese

2012-02-21 09:11:06 AM

Gobble my sausage.

Freakin Rican

2012-02-21 09:11:25 AM

put a white cap on him and hes mel

Vash's Apprentice

2012-02-21 09:14:21 AM

She should have hit him with her Hobby Horse.

dittybopper

2012-02-21 09:15:14 AM

You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

abhorrent1

2012-02-21 09:17:46 AM

Police reported boat and pedestrian traffic stopped to check out Arnold "due to his loud and abusive behavior,"

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Flakeloaf

2012-02-21 09:18:08 AM

dittybopper: You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

ALICE? WHO THE FARK IS ALICE?

/thinking about Maude

bikerbob59

2012-02-21 09:20:11 AM

Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I cant figure it out.

Dabble

2012-02-21 09:20:34 AM

Who wins in a fight? Vic Tayback or Bill Macey?

Norman Fell would crush both of their skulls to feast on the delicious goo inside.

DrewCurtisJr

2012-02-21 09:21:51 AM

Flakeloaf: ALICE? WHO THE FARK IS ALICE?

She's the new girl in town.

wallywam1

2012-02-21 09:22:09 AM

bikerbob59: Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I cant figure it out.

It's all fun and games until someone drops the c-bomb.

Vash's Apprentice

2012-02-21 09:24:51 AM

wallywam1: bikerbob59: Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I cant figure it out.

It's all fun and games until someone drops the c-bomb.

Some women are really sensitive about their cankles.

Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling

2012-02-21 09:25:32 AM

Flakeloaf: dittybopper: You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

ALICE? WHO THE FARK IS ALICE?

/thinking about Maude

God'll get you for that Flakeloaf...

quatchi

2012-02-21 09:27:05 AM

fta: Arnold told police the woman should be arrested "for her rude comments..."

This was after telling her to soak his cork and before calling her a coont, right?

Some people just need a good tasering.

feuerwehrmann

2012-02-21 09:28:43 AM

dittybopper: You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

I bet Mr. Arnold is going to be forced to sit on the group W bench

/ I don't want a pickle

Mayor Bee

2012-02-21 09:31:00 AM

Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

Meat curtains. Definitely meat curtains.

Tyrone Slothrop

2012-02-21 09:33:23 AM

dittybopper: You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

All the young girls love Alice.

blast yer scuppers

2012-02-21 09:33:39 AM

Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I think it rhymes with Todd Rundgren's best selling album.

ObscureNameHere

2012-02-21 09:34:30 AM

Were any grits kissed?

/how old am I?

awfulawful

2012-02-21 09:35:19 AM

If there are Alice references, then I expect the SFW photos to consist of 27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.

Odd Bird

2012-02-21 09:35:39 AM

grits suck

RoLleRKoaSTeR

2012-02-21 09:35:45 AM

Alice, who the fark is Alice?

Vash's Apprentice

2012-02-21 09:36:30 AM

blast yer scuppers: Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I think it rhymes with Todd Rundgren's best selling album.

He titled an album Mulva?

ga362

2012-02-21 09:38:43 AM

dittybopper

You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope there.

Jake Havechek

2012-02-21 09:39:23 AM

"excuse me, ma'am, can I smell your (disparaging female genitalia reference)?"

"certainly not!"

"must be your feet, then"

Lunaville

2012-02-21 10:13:27 AM

Vash's Apprentice: wallywam1: bikerbob59: Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I cant figure it out.

It's all fun and games until someone drops the c-bomb.

Some women are really sensitive about their cankles.

Some women are really sensitive about a strange, belligerent man following them over something as insignificant as a bad parking incident.

KierzanDax

2012-02-21 10:54:26 AM

"Mr. Arnold advised that (the woman) told him to kiss her (buttocks), at which time he told her to (fellate him)," the affidavit states.

Arnold told police the woman should be arrested "for her rude comments and for parking in the handicap spot."

Arnold pulled his arm away from police, and an officer pulled a Taser.

Investigators "assisted" Arnold to the ground. Arnold is accused of punching a corporal who was "assisting" him to the ground.

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dittybopper

2012-02-21 11:22:56 AM

feuerwehrmann: dittybopper: You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

I bet Mr. Arnold is going to be forced to sit on the group W bench

/ I don't want a pickle

Or 25 sacks of mail.

dittybopper

2012-02-21 11:24:28 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: dittybopper: You remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.

All the young girls love Alice.

Except that she lives at the church with her husband Ray and Facha the dog.

HAMMERTOE

2012-02-21 01:05:04 PM

abhorrent1: Police reported boat and pedestrian traffic stopped to check out Arnold "due to his loud and abusive behavior,"

I wondered if anybody caught that. If your behavior is enough to stop sailors, yoooouuuuuuuuu might be a redneck.

foxyshadis

2012-02-21 01:17:19 PM

abhorrent1: Police reported boat and pedestrian traffic stopped to check out Arnold "due to his loud and abusive behavior,"

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Motorboat traffic?

Grandmaster_Slapnuts

2012-02-21 02:25:03 PM

blast yer scuppers: Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I think it rhymes with Todd Rundgren's best selling album.

The Hermit Of Mink Hollow?

Hagbardr

2012-02-21 03:04:02 PM

Lunaville: Some women are really sensitive about a strange, belligerent man following them over something as insignificant as a bad parking incident.

You never know if that man is a mother raper, a father stabber, or a father raper.

ski9600

2012-02-21 03:35:21 PM

awfulawful: If there are Alice references, then I expect the SFW photos to consist of 27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.

Is it Thanksgiving again already????

/must go Christmas shopping

peachpicker

2012-02-21 03:55:06 PM

Armadillo Slim

2012-02-21 04:17:32 PM

brianbankerus

2012-02-21 09:49:19 PM

wallywam1: bikerbob59: Jake Havechek: (disparaging female genitalia reference)

But which one?

I cant figure it out.

It's all fun and games until someone drops the c-bomb.

Women don't care for this one much, I've found. Especially the ones who most deserve the label.

Yaxe

2012-02-22 01:40:05 AM

Guy doesn't like womans parking job, she tells him to kiss her ass, and then:

Meanwhile, Arnold said the woman got in her vehicle and left. He followed.

Yeah, this idiot needs some anger-management classes. If you follow someone after they park somewhere, you are either insane or a farking moron.

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