Praise the Lord.

In the past few weeks, Gilyard began preaching at Christ Tabernacle Missionary Baptist Church on the Northside. His new position drew protests from other pastors and the New Black Panther Party.

There's a New Black Panther Party now?

Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

On the plus side there's nothing stopping them from serving drinks during their new adults only services.

Strippers too!

At least it was with girls this time instead of homosex.

Vodka Zombie: Archie Goodwin: miss diminutive:
Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

I thought Black Panther Party Zero was all the rage these days.

Well, it's a lot better than Crystal Black Panther Party.

I do enjoy the seasonal Holiday Black Panther Party they release in November.

HotWingConspiracy: Vodka Zombie: Archie Goodwin: miss diminutive:
Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

I thought Black Panther Party Zero was all the rage these days.

Well, it's a lot better than Crystal Black Panther Party.

I do enjoy the seasonal Holiday Black Panther Party they release in November.

Then you'll LOVE this Fall's Black Panther Secret Muslin ACORN Operation.

The derp is strong in the story comments.

Won't someone think of the Priests?

Lewd molestation doesn't carry a significant jail term?

These farks are better off molesting children than jerking it to jail bait...

Keeping kids away from churches is one of the greatest gifts you can give them. I would wager that Rick Santorum had religion forced into him at an early age.

dnrtfa

On the plus side, at least they didn't blame the kids.

Vodka Zombie: Archie Goodwin: miss diminutive:
Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

I thought Black Panther Party Zero was all the rage these days.

Well, it's a lot better than Crystal Black Panther Party.

Call me when there's a caffeine free Black Panther Party. The regular makes me wired and I can't sleep.

abhorrent1: At least it was with girls this time instead of homosex.

This is what I was thinking

Old enough to know better: On the plus side, at least they didn't blame the kids.

They should blame god for making them so sexy

Archie Goodwin: miss diminutive:
Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

I thought Black Panther Party Zero was all the rage these days.

They taste just like the real thing, and they're better for you!

So is there such a shortage of preachers in FL that you have to hire the sex molester? Did you put the ad on Craigslist for heaven's sake?

God(tm) has forgiven this man. Why can't you?

This guy has had a series of sexual scandals in various churches, the stupid it burns

Old enough to know better: On the plus side, at least they didn't blame the kids.

The sexy, sexy kids.

Matthew 19:14
14 But Jesus said, Suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for to such belongeth the kingdom of heaven.

Nice. You are all going to hell.

To say this guy is a predator doesn't begin to describe it.

Darrell Gilyard (pawps)
Darrell Gilyard pt 2 (pawps)

The response from the church is breathtakingly evil. It astonishes me that any woman would willingly associate themselves with an institution that clearly hates them so much.

Now if we can just get airlines, restaurants and movie theatres to adopt this policy, life will be much improved.

Subby misses a great oppertunity for or .

Old enough to know better: On the plus side, at least they didn't blame the kids.

Well, he never actually commented once the news crews got there. I have a feeling we'll soon be seeing:
"Revel in the Lord's handiwork, for mosquito bites are a gift."

Based on subby's word, that's how it should be.

Vodka Zombie: Archie Goodwin: miss diminutive:
Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

I thought Black Panther Party Zero was all the rage these days.

Well, it's a lot better than Crystal Black Panther Party.

But not quit as active as the Crystal Meth Panther Party.

Mambo Bananapatch: Keeping kids away from churches is one of the greatest gifts you can give them.

This. Prevent them from becoming indoctrinated when they're young, and there's an extremely low chance (without brian damage) that they'll reach a point in their adult life where they say "yeah, that whole apple and talking snake thing makes the most sense"

Last week, members of the new Black Panther Party of Jacksonville promised to protest every Sunday that Gilyard was a pastor at the church. This Sunday, however, there were no demonstrations.

Way to challenge the stereotypes, my brothers.

Jeez, tards, just fire the guy already. Get the deacon to go up there and tell all of you how horrible you are for a couple weeks until you can get a replacement. Not like it's that hard:

*Ahem*....Shiat's all messed up!
Amen!
And it's all your fault!
Preach it!
But that's OK, because my man got your back!
PRAISE JEEBUS!
Now make with the jingle jangle, see you all next week.

miss diminutive: In the past few weeks, Gilyard began preaching at Christ Tabernacle Missionary Baptist Church on the Northside. His new position drew protests from other pastors and the New Black Panther Party.

There's a New Black Panther Party now?

Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

Yes.

They've been sued a few times by the Black Panthers over the name. IIRC, there's only like ten members. They're the ones who started the "Black Panthers with clubs at the polling sites" "controversy."

abhorrent1: At least it was with girls this time instead of homosex.

Once clergy start impregnating young girls the church will change it's stand on birth control.

This is obviously a ploy by time-traveling-secret-muslim-fascist-socialist-fartbongo!

This guy must be one HELL of a preacher man.

Parishoner: Hey Deacon, how we coming on the search for a new preacher?
Deacon: Well we have a chance to get Darrell Gillyard, but because he can't stop himself from child raping, we're going to have to ban all kids from the services
Parishoner: Small price to pay. Damn kids are a pain in church anyway. I say you hire Pastor Gillyard. Maybe in a few weeks, if he's doing good, we can bring some kids back in as a "reward" for all the good preachin he's done...

hotter than the ads: To say this guy is a predator doesn't begin to describe it.

Darrell Gilyard (pawps)
Darrell Gilyard pt 2 (pawps)


From the second link: She said the pastor who preached so humbly in the pulpit was arrogant and conceited outside church. "One time I remember something good happened at the church and I said, "Glory be to God!' and he said: "God? Glory be to me. I did it, not God.' '

As an athiest... someone should shoot this guy in the balls. This guy is stunningly, amazingly full of crap.

JohnCarter: So is there such a shortage of preachers in FL that you have to hire the sex molester? Did you put the ad on Craigslist for heaven's sake?

Put "underage for Christ" in subject line, so spammers.

Christ Tabernacle Church- Passing the tradition of brainwashing the next generation into mindlessly voting Republican since nineteen-bumpity-three!

///Well, thank God that isn't happening any more.

///All Darrell Gilyard needs now is the church register, the parishioners' home addresses, a substitute preacher, and he can make special home visits while the children's parents are in church. What an evil twisted plan!

///Who's going to babysit the kids while the adults are in church each Sunday?

Archie Goodwin: miss diminutive:
Is it deliberately horrible in the hopes that people will complain so then they'll form Black Panther Party Classic and rise to new levels of fame and fortune?

I thought Black Panther Party Zero was all the rage these days.

All the rage with none of the Blaxploitation.

GeekTheMighty: As an athiest...

I bet you're the very athiest of all the athies. Nobody's athier than you. Don't be getting all athier than thou on us, though.

Good. The best thing you can do for a kid is to keep them away from religion. After they grow up and can think for themselves they can decide what they want to believe.

cmcl: GeekTheMighty: As an athiest...

I bet you're the very athiest of all the athies. Nobody's athier than you. Don't be getting all athier than thou on us, though.

I'm not really athiest... I was trying to make the point that regardless of religion, this guy is a giant asshat that needs to be teabagged.

I'm sorry I had a fight in your NEW Black Panther party - where all the young girls at??

Only religion makes people place higher value on pedophiles than on children.

GeekTheMighty: hotter than the ads: To say this guy is a predator doesn't begin to describe it.

Darrell Gilyard (pawps)
Darrell Gilyard pt 2 (pawps)


From the second link: She said the pastor who preached so humbly in the pulpit was arrogant and conceited outside church. "One time I remember something good happened at the church and I said, "Glory be to God!' and he said: "God? Glory be to me. I did it, not God.' '

As an athiest... someone should shoot this guy in the balls. This guy is stunningly, amazingly full of crap typically religious, doing whatever he wants and then hiding behind the same superstition which told him not to. You know, a hypocrite.

FTFY

Came here for the Matthew 19:14 reference; trappedspirit wins a cookie.

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