FARK.com: (6953877) South Florida residents finding sticky white goo all over cars and plants. Ron Jeremy, Peter North claim they were in California the whole time

		South Florida residents finding sticky white goo all over cars and plants. Ron Jeremy, Peter North claim they were in California the whole time (sun-sentinel.com)		20
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Javacrucian

2012-02-21 08:38:41 AM

Seeds what you did there . . .

quatchi

2012-02-21 09:08:08 AM

Not sayin'. Just sayin'.

/Hot, oblig.

JohnnyCanuck

2012-02-21 10:02:06 AM

I think it was a spooky ghost.

lostcat

2012-02-21 10:03:45 AM

"Semen-reference in headline" trifecta already complete for the day.

Congrats, Fark.

cgraves67

2012-02-21 10:03:45 AM

America's wang had a wet dream?

TheGreatGazoo

2012-02-21 10:07:42 AM

And they had their primary weeks ago so Rick Santorum wasn't around either.

DaAlien

2012-02-21 10:08:39 AM

It's probably Santorum.

DaAlien

2012-02-21 10:09:45 AM

(shakes tiny fist)

MBooda

2012-02-21 10:11:27 AM

How about Mike Nesmith's mom?

Evil Mackerel

2012-02-21 10:12:44 AM

Whale sperm.

Optimal_Illusion

2012-02-21 10:17:33 AM

Ron Jeremy, Peter North claim they were in California the whole time

Wouldn't Florida be well within firing range for them?

TheGogmagog

2012-02-21 10:30:32 AM

What about James Deen? I guess that might be more santorum colored.

/Dirty bugger.

MaestroJ

2012-02-21 10:35:17 AM

Wait... where's Drew?

dun dun dunnnnnnn

trappedspirit

2012-02-21 10:39:02 AM

Yay, ejaculate thread!

ertznay

2012-02-21 10:53:07 AM

Something came over me

neversubmit

2012-02-21 10:58:53 AM

South Florida had some record breaking heat and whiteflies like it hot, but it's going to cool off soon and rain will wash them away.

capnfutile

2012-02-21 11:48:57 AM

MBooda: How about Mike Nesmith's mom?

Nice.
/not too obscure

theodopolis13

2012-02-21 11:59:15 AM

is it time for miami's gay days already?

/jk
//sorry

Gergesa

2012-02-21 12:00:31 PM

apeman12

2012-02-21 09:54:11 PM

Spontaneaous Bukkake?

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