The tests were administered at about 1:30 p.m. Wampole had been in the school since 7:30 a.m. It's apparently not yet known yet if she had come to work intoxicated, or was drinking through out the day.

Meh, she was probably just hungover. My high school calculus teacher was 25 or 26 when she taught us and she would come in at least once a month still drunk from the night before. The hangover wouldn't really hit until after lunch. Her husband drove her to work, and she was hot, so no harm, no foul.

Just wait till they get to the lesson plan for teaching the severity of a 0.113 blood alcohol level. And then the substitute teacher comes in and they are all like, "we were only on the severity of a 0.111 blood alcohol level"

FTA:
"It's a serious concern that it was that high that late in the day," Scott Martin, assistant superintendent, told the paper.

Lesson: Being drunk in the morning is no biggy. Don't be drunk in the afternoon.

FTA: "There are only a handful of jobs where working under the influence of alcohol may be a benefit: stripper, news blogger, game show host."

I like the Pat Sajak reference, and apparently the author of this news piece is a Farker.

I have to ask, is Florida being singled out or are they really weapons grade stupid?

cgraves67: Lesson: Being drunk in the morning is no biggy. Don't be drunk in the afternoon.

Exactly. The morning Irish Coffee should've worn off by lunch time.

trappedspirit: Just wait till they get to the lesson plan for teaching the severity of a 0.113 blood alcohol level. And then the substitute teacher comes in and they are all like, "we were only on the severity of a 0.111 blood alcohol level"

Significant figures, how do they work?

/MADD is ready for the .001 standard

0.11 is "super drunk"?

lightweights

We had a teacher in school that you could tell how drunk she was the closer she was to the chalkboard the drunk she was so if her chest was erasing the stuff she wrote she was drunk off her ass.

groppet: We had a teacher in school that you could tell how drunk she was the closer she was to the chalkboard the drunk she was so if her chest was erasing the stuff she wrote she was drunk off her ass.

You sound a little drunk yourself there, Skippy.

No Johnny Fever references?

I am disappoint

and old

my grade 9 science teacher was drunk every morning by 955AM. He stored is vodka in the supply room (attached to the lab) in bottles clearly labelled ALCOHOL. They finally did something about his drinking when the girls in my class decided to sit in the front rows opening and closing their legs while wearing miniskirts to make him look like a pervert.

Had a 6th grade teacher who looked like a surly Samuel Clemens and liked to keep a buzz on during the day.

/Arroyo Elementary, Glendale AZ anyone?

kvinesknows: my grade 9 science teacher was drunk every morning by 955AM. He stored is vodka in the supply room (attached to the lab) in bottles clearly labelled ALCOHOL. They finally did something about his drinking when the girls in my class decided to sit in the front rows opening and closing their legs while wearing miniskirts to make him look like a pervert.

That's entrapment! I'd look too!

/not _{much of} a pervert

OhioUGrad: 0.11 is "super drunk"?

lightweights

Srsly. The DUI limit used to be .15 in the good ol' days.

We had a ruddy faced teacher who had a water bottle in his closet he'd always go and drink out of during class. We hid it on April Fools day and he freaked out.

Didn't put two and two together at the time because I was pretty dumb in 8th grade.

.112?

Amateur.

.112? seriously, you need to either get your drink on right or call in sick.

/.61
//still alive, going on a year sober

FTFA: Wampole had been placed on administrative lead

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gremlin79: No Johnny Fever references?

I am disappoint

and old

Me too, on both counts

GO! (DING!) that's IMPOSSIBLE! Your score is getting better!!!

kvinesknows: my grade 9 science teacher was drunk every morning by 955AM. He stored is vodka in the supply room (attached to the lab) in bottles clearly labelled ALCOHOL. They finally did something about his drinking when the girls in my class decided to sit in the front rows opening and closing their legs while wearing miniskirts to make him look like a pervert.

Let me get this straight. The girls, decided to make him look like a pervert, and to do this they were going to wear miniskirts in the from rows while opening and closing their legs? And this prompted an examination into his drinking? This has CSB written all over it.

heh... the one girl constantly complained to her parents about him being drunk and when they did not complain to the school about it... she started accusing him of staring up her skirt..which.. well.. he was doing of course.. but the drunker he got, the less subtle he was about it... so all the girls joined in the fun and the one day he was so plastered he actually yelled out "close your damn legs or put some panties on".....while the principal was sitting in the back of the room monitoring him...which he was also to drunk to notice the principal come in the back door and sit down..

fun times.
poor guy.. 8 months of paid leave to sort out his drinking problem.