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(Canada.com) Dumbass It would appear that the scheme of giving your license to a stranger, leaving the scene of the crash, and returning hours later to the scene of the crash after pounding back two shots of vodka to evade charges wasn't entirely accurate   (canada.com) divider line 20
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Coming on a Bicycle
2012-02-21 09:07:20 AM
Accurate subby ?
 
Ebenator
2012-02-21 09:07:37 AM
Jesus, subby.
 
proteus_b
2012-02-21 09:10:37 AM
do you really "pound back" two shots of vodka? "pounding back" kind of has the connotation of consuming a large quantity of alcohol.
 
This Looks Fun
2012-02-21 09:18:01 AM
Arrgh, I gave me license to a stranger, yar.
 
sundance1028
2012-02-21 09:19:45 AM
The scheme was about as accurate as this headline.
 
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings [TotalFark]
2012-02-21 09:25:45 AM
Subby, giving me license to what? What??
 
SevenizGud
2012-02-21 09:36:58 AM
This Looks Fun: Arrgh, I gave me license to a stranger, yar.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings: Subby, giving me license to what? What??

These.
 
Magic_Button
2012-02-21 09:38:42 AM
You need a License to be strange now .?

Can I have a learners permit for weird .
 
SmellsLikePoo
2012-02-21 09:42:56 AM
I'd like to dispute the accuracy of this headline.
 
cranked
2012-02-21 09:46:43 AM
Subby will be back to post in this thread right after pounding back that second vodak.

/A 40lb box of scene of the crash
 
trippdogg
2012-02-21 09:59:34 AM
Sobey said Robinson told him about his history of alcohol abuse, including that he had a family history.

Oh no, my family has a history - one of my distant uncles fought alongside George Washington during the French and Indian War.
God knows how many motorcyclists I may have killed without even realizing I was at risk.

/scary
 
deanis
2012-02-21 10:11:35 AM
proteus_b: do you really "pound back" two shots of vodka? "pounding back" kind of has the connotation of consuming a large quantity of alcohol.

Yeah for reals. Im gonna get really crazy tonight and pound two beers....
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2012-02-21 10:23:53 AM
deanis: proteus_b: do you really "pound back" two shots of vodka? "pounding back" kind of has the connotation of consuming a large quantity of alcohol.

Yeah for reals. Im gonna get really crazy tonight and pound two beers....

Well he didn't pound back 2 shots when he went home anyway, so there's that.

/god this guys a farking asshole.
 
Incog_Neeto
2012-02-21 10:26:57 AM
That info would have been a lot more useful to me yesterday subby.
 
lilbjorn
2012-02-21 11:06:03 AM
I wanted to run the headline through Google translate, but I'm not sure what the source language is.
 
mks113
2012-02-21 11:33:28 AM
Yesterday someone testified that he'd given instructions at a party some time before this accident on how to avoid a breathalyzer.

And that is exactly what he did. He's not been charged with DUI, he's charged with obstructing justice, so his instructions didn't work out quite as planned.
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2012-02-21 11:56:03 AM
mks113: Yesterday someone testified that he'd given instructions at a party some time before this accident on how to avoid a breathalyzer.

And that is exactly what he did. He's not been charged with DUI, he's charged with obstructing justice, so his instructions didn't work out quite as planned.

The hell it didn't! He killed someone!!! If they prove DUI, he's going to prision for a decade at least! Obstruction? I doubt that long.
 
StrangeQ
2012-02-21 12:09:56 PM
Madbassist1: mks113: Yesterday someone testified that he'd given instructions at a party some time before this accident on how to avoid a breathalyzer.

And that is exactly what he did. He's not been charged with DUI, he's charged with obstructing justice, so his instructions didn't work out quite as planned.

The hell it didn't! He killed someone!!! If they prove DUI, he's going to prision for a decade at least! Obstruction? I doubt that long.

This. I would gladly take an obstruction charge over a DUI
 
Duke Wayne
2012-02-21 12:12:31 PM
"Then he said if ever you're drinking and driving and get into an accident you should leave your licence at he scene of the accident and if you're close to home or close to a bar you should go and take a few shots and then return to the scene because they can never prove if you drank before or after the accident," Rough said.

This plan definitely works if it is a single car accident with no witnesses.

/Known from experience
 
proteus_b
2012-02-21 01:49:19 PM
alright, i just "pounded back" four shots of vodka because i'm done with work and going out. hopefully i won't be massacred by some crazy mr. wheeler, since i'm on the bicycle!
 
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