To be fair, rigor mortis really does put some of the perk back.

Well are they?

TTIWWP

/eewwww

Is there anyone here that doesn't think he murdered his wife?

local man is said to have replied...
"was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

If you can't pull at a funeral, where are you supposed to go?

They're making fun of our crazies, that's not fair.

...Wait did this happen over there? That story has me confused.

perky breasts thread?

perkiness...GIS results ranged from kathi lee gifford to 'liftits' for gals who aren't

So the trial is taking place in Alabama, but the murder occurred in Australia? Wtf?

I don't think you should have a "wake" for someone that drowned.

I read the headline and was like, "Why is this news? Guy who's experiencing grief says something odd at wife's funeral, just give him some space and let him be!" Then I read TFA and was like, "Fark him."

did she have his 5-wood?

ani23: perky breasts thread?

And it shall be done

Maybe he was admiring some fine reconstruction work.

/most of the pics I have that demonstrate perkiness are NSFW

900RR: [i44.tinypic.com image 437x343]

Four Tits? NSFW

Holy cow, what a badly written article.

/"perky", I think, is function of nipple position. Hard to show perky SFW

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So the trial is taking place in Alabama, but the murder occurred in Australia? Wtf?

Not only that but he's already served time in Australia for her death.

If the wake was in Illinois, he could have legally done her right there.

Rene: Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide.

But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shiat with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious farking disappointment!

Magorn: Of all the "evidence" prosecutors use at trials, trying to show guilt be examining the accused behavior after a tragedy is the purest of bullshiat. There is no script fo how humans are "supposed" to react to these things. I suspect, knowing myself, that I would likely, among those I loved and trusted the most resort to dark humor to stay sane if I lost a loved one. I have no opinion as to whether this guy is innocent or guilty, but I do have a strong opinion that this sort of evidence fails the probative/prejudicial test

Sounds like murderer talk to me...

A funeral director once told me that the "perkiness" is actually discretely placed duct tape . . .

quatchi: To be fair, rigor mortis really does put some of the perk back.

Boobs don't have muscle

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: 900RR: [i44.tinypic.com image 437x343]

Four Tits? NSFW

Far better than two!! (.)(.) (.)(.)

Banned on the Run: quatchi: To be fair, rigor mortis really does put some of the perk back.

Boobs don't have muscle



You watch your mouth little man!!!

Banned on the Run: quatchi: To be fair, rigor mortis really does put some of the perk back.

Boobs don't have muscle

Not even Xena's?

/Disillusioned.

Mugato: cretinbob: [ww2.hdnux.com image 351x471]

Wow. She's a cutie and he looks like the guy who passively accused Tyler Durden of having a dildo in Fight Club.

it's never company policy to imply ownership in the case of a dildo. always use indefinite article "a" dildo. never "your" dildo.

And another potentially intellectually engaging discussion is squandered on softcore pornography by the usual morons.

kevin5lynn: Holy cow, what a badly written article.

My thoughts exactly! For me, the question of the day is, who the hell is Xavier?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: And another potentially intellectually engaging discussion is squandered on softcore pornography by the usual morons.

welcome to fark.

Paging Grabel's Daughter,

Please report to this thread stat.

buzzgoat: Paging Grabel's Daughter,

Please report to this thread stat.

I thought this was about perky tits?

So the lesson here is that if you are going to murder your girfriend / wife - whatever for the insurance money, and do not want to do it the good ole USA "USA USA USA", the OBVIOUS choice is apparently Aruba.

You can kill with impunity there. Even if you have all the evidence in the world against you, by feeding the dearly departed to the neighborhood sharks, it is just a few days and you are back on the plane home