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Bathia_Mapes
2012-02-21 12:39:19 AM
I felt sorry for those guys who went inside for the well-being check. The stench must be overwhelming, not to mention the number of safety hazards on the property & inside the house.
I don't envy those who are tasked to clean up that mess. I don't think you could pay me enough.
Confabulat
2012-02-21 12:54:21 AM
226 S Claremont, for those of you who demand a Google Street View.
Confabulat
2012-02-21 01:02:33 AM
Also, this guy seems like a fine neighbor to me. No one even knows if he's been there in months, so you know he's quiet. Not like the 5 idiot children that live next to me, whose parents kick them out of the house at 8 AM and don't let them return inside until sunset. Those kids can only communicate in screaming gibberish at the top of their lungs outside my bedroom window all day long. What I wouldn't do for a crazy hermit instead.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-02-21 01:03:31 AM
The
street view
(new window) is pretty foul.
Warning,
NSF Anything
germ78
2012-02-21 01:07:48 AM
Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-02-21 01:12:46 AM
Confabulat
:
Also, this guy seems like a fine neighbor to me. No one even knows if he's been there in months, so you know he's quiet. Not like the 5 idiot children that live next to me, whose parents kick them out of the house at 8 AM and don't let them return inside until sunset. Those kids can only communicate in screaming gibberish at the top of their lungs outside my bedroom window all day long. What I wouldn't do for a crazy hermit instead.
If you're been in the least serious, I have to disagree with you. His place attracts vermin, which makes it a health hazard. It's a safety hazard too, not to mention how much it's bringing down property values in the neighborhood.
Grables'Daughter
2012-02-21 01:15:43 AM
germ78
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Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
I always thought that "visible from space" meant visible by the naked eye from space.
germ78
2012-02-21 01:21:44 AM
Grables'Daughter
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germ78: Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
I always thought that "visible from space" meant visible by the naked eye from space.
This is true. But the article fails to mention that the imagery used in those nifty Google Earth maps comes from aerial photography, which is typically captured from the very spacey altitude of 5-10K feet, depending on the scale of the photograph.
/my remote sensing class from all those years ago finally proves useful
Confabulat
2012-02-21 01:29:18 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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His place attracts vermin, which makes it a health hazard. It's a safety hazard too, not to mention how much it's bringing down property values in the neighborhood.
I hadn't thought about the vermin issue but really, I would expect most rats wouldn't bother with the clean stuff next door when they have awesome rat playground right here.
Fire could be a serious problem indeed, that would worry me.
Property values, eh who cares. It's apparently his property and any good Republican will tell you that personal freedom trumps everything.
Confabulat
2012-02-21 01:30:20 AM
Oh wait, Republicans get upset about property values, right? So in this case, government interference trumps private rights. Because MONEY
miss diminutive
2012-02-21 01:50:24 AM
Confabulat
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Also, this guy seems like a fine neighbor to me. No one even knows if he's been there in months, so you know he's quiet. Not like the 5 idiot children that live next to me, whose parents kick them out of the house at 8 AM and don't let them return inside until sunset. Those kids can only communicate in screaming gibberish at the top of their lungs outside my bedroom window all day long. What I wouldn't do for a crazy hermit instead.
I bet anyone who lives downwind of this guy's house would disagree. I have neighbours with little kids as well, so I know they can be a nuisance, but I can always tune them out or wear earplugs. Bad smells just permeate everywhere, constantly.
Confabulat
2012-02-21 01:55:03 AM
miss diminutive
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I bet anyone who lives downwind of this guy's house would disagree
I also did not consider scent issues. I stand corrected. But man I hate those kids. Love when I'm all hungover and yell at them to get offa my lawn though, makes me feel like I did something in my life.
Phoenix_M
2012-02-21 01:57:37 AM
Hi we're pickers I'm Mike this is Frank, we saw your junk from space.. mind if we look around?
SJKebab
2012-02-21 02:51:14 AM
step one: Ensure all neighbouring properties have insurance and that fire is specifically covered.
step two:
Bagelox-99
2012-02-21 02:58:02 AM
Phoenix_M
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[blogs.orlandosentinel.com image 485x323]
Hi we're pickers I'm Mike this is Frank, we saw your junk from space.. mind if we look around?
themindiswatching
2012-02-21 05:09:54 AM
So they can't seize his home and use the proceeds to pay for the cleanup?
/that threat's been part of at least a few Hoarders episodes
Javacrucian
2012-02-21 06:17:21 AM
My wife has a hording problem too, though we've worked out something of a compromise. The bedroom, the spare room and the basement are stuffed full of her crap, while the rest of the house isn't. Thankfully, her type of hording is clutter rather than filth; our bathrooms and kitchen are clean, the garbage is not overflowing, and our place smells like scented candles, if anything. Maybe she's not a horder as much as a "pack rat". I'm just happy she keeps me around too =)
miss diminutive
2012-02-21 06:28:10 AM
Javacrucian
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My wife has a
hording
problem too, though we've worked out something of a compromise. The bedroom, the spare room and the basement are stuffed full of her crap, while the rest of the house isn't. Thankfully, her type of hording is clutter rather than filth; our bathrooms and kitchen are clean, the garbage is not overflowing, and our place smells like scented candles, if anything. Maybe she's not a horder as much as a "pack rat". I'm just happy she keeps me around too =)
/sorry
//knew what you meant
Javacrucian
2012-02-21 06:34:19 AM
miss diminutive
Lol - but I'm afraid even a lvl 85 Death Knight with epic armor and a full Blood skill tree couldn't hack through the boxes of old cloth scraps and god knows what else around here.
Javacrucian
2012-02-21 06:50:43 AM
Hording = hoarding . . . I should start collecting piles of dictionaries.
oryx
2012-02-21 06:51:35 AM
I predict they will find the owner dead under a pile.
Mrs. Hunsdorfer
2012-02-21 06:55:03 AM
The article doesn't mention any stench or garbage, just junk. Sounds like this guy is hoarding mechanical stuff more than piles of used adult diapers and dead cats. Hoarder doesn't automatically mean smelly.
CygnusDarius
2012-02-21 06:59:17 AM
SJKebab
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step one: Ensure all neighbouring properties have insurance and that fire is specifically covered.
step two: [t0.gstatic.com image 182x277]
I'd go for a flamethrower, and use it in the morning.
CygnusDarius
2012-02-21 07:01:19 AM
Mrs. Hunsdorfer
:
The article doesn't mention any stench or garbage, just junk. Sounds like this guy is hoarding mechanical stuff more than piles of used adult diapers and dead cats. Hoarder doesn't automatically mean smelly.
I think that the problem is that the clutter can be a home to rats and vermin, and that proves to be a health hazzard.
DarthBrooks
2012-02-21 07:05:35 AM
But that guy on PBS who cons composers' widows out of their husbands' old manuscripts and has like three houses full of sellable crap - - he's okay because he's got a secretary, right?
BigBooper
2012-02-21 07:09:47 AM
Unpaid property taxes and fines have gone unpaid since 2009. How long before they just seize the property?
FDR Jones
2012-02-21 07:11:04 AM
"we are not trying to tell people how to live their lives"
don't hear this often enough from public officials
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-21 07:11:13 AM
germ78
:
Grables'Daughter: germ78: Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
I always thought that "visible from space" meant visible by the naked eye from space.
This is true. But the article fails to mention that
the imagery used in those nifty Google Earth maps comes from aerial photography
, which is typically captured from the very spacey altitude of 5-10K feet, depending on the scale of the photograph.
/my remote sensing class from all those years ago finally proves useful
This. Satellites are pretty high-res these days, but they're not
that
high-res.
RobDownSouth
2012-02-21 07:11:16 AM
Homeowner has donated legal maximum to Ron Paul's presidential campaign.
I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-21 07:11:54 AM
GranoblasticMan
:
This. Satellites are pretty high-res these days, but they're not that high-res.
Caveat:
commercial
satellites. I have no idea how high-res military satellites might be.
MythDragon
2012-02-21 07:12:39 AM
germ78
:
Grables'Daughter: germ78: Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
I always thought that "visible from space" meant visible by the naked eye from space.
This is true. But the article fails to mention that the imagery used in those nifty Google Earth maps comes from aerial photography, which is typically captured from the very spacey altitude of 5-10K feet, depending on the scale of the photograph.
/my remote sensing class from all those years ago finally proves useful
well, by definition, 5-10K feet is techincally 'space'.
/my car is visible from space. Hurray!
//I'll be more impressed when the little mines my dog leaves in the yard are visible from space so as that I can track them.
Cpl.D
2012-02-21 07:12:49 AM
GranoblasticMan
:
Caveat: commercial satellites. I have no idea how high-res military satellites might be.
I'm pretty sure they can read the license plate off a bongo truck going at full tilt.
BigBooper
2012-02-21 07:15:16 AM
FDR Jones
:
"we are not trying to tell people how to live their lives"
don't hear this often enough from public officials
I'm all for the live like you wanna live attitude, and would never live in an area with an HOA, etc. But when your crap is crushing the fence between houses, and threatening to spill into your neighbors yard, well then maybe it would be OK for the government to step in.
SlowTimedRapid
2012-02-21 07:15:44 AM
Zzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhink!
/ "Hoarders" sound
nytmare
2012-02-21 07:16:26 AM
Bathia_Mapes
:
The street view (new window) is pretty foul.
Warning, NSF Anything
Why does the fence cross the road? I've never seen that before. Is that to prevent through-traffic?
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-21 07:20:23 AM
Cpl.D
:
GranoblasticMan: Caveat: commercial satellites. I have no idea how high-res military satellites might be.
I'm pretty sure they can read the license plate off a bongo truck going at full tilt.
And if not, hey just hit the "enhance" button a couple times and BAM! You can count the number of hairs on someone's head.
TV's Vinnie
2012-02-21 07:20:43 AM
As soon as all that debris is cleared away, THEN that guy is going to need to use that pizza box he kept around since 1983, but it won't be around anymore.
Just you watch and see!
weave
2012-02-21 07:21:03 AM
Looks like his neighbors to the left are starting down the same road
(new window)
injury
2012-02-21 07:22:56 AM
I think some people missed the part in the article where it says unincorporated which means outside of the city limits. If it's like where I live most of those tight codes are for in the city only, which is why some of us prefer it out in no man's land. Where I am we still have some standards but it is much more loose and people tend to only run into trouble if they start violating EPA standards.
I certainly wouldn't like looking at it every day but I also don't think legally much should be done outside of the neighbor who is having his fence pushed over from it.
LaughingRadish
2012-02-21 07:23:03 AM
For those interested in this sort of thing, read about the case of the
Collyer brothers
. They filled an entire mansion with junk from the floors to the ceilings.
cretinbob
2012-02-21 07:24:15 AM
germ78
:
Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
Especially since the high resolution pics are taken from airplanes, not satellites
nealpolitan
2012-02-21 07:26:25 AM
You can see the pile of gravel I used when I was building my retaining wall three years ago on Google Maps too.
I AM A MENACE!
bikerbob59
2012-02-21 07:29:37 AM
germ78
:
Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
True. My car is actually visible from space.
weave
2012-02-21 07:30:04 AM
This guy probably is in a really bad place mentally. That kind of crap is overwhelming. Where do you start? The guy could work non-stop for years on cleanup and someone going there is still going to think "this is a big shiathole." If he starts now he might be able to get it it looking somewhat presentable for his own estate sale after he drops dead.
bikerbob59
2012-02-21 07:31:05 AM
Grables'Daughter
:
germ78: Considering the advances in high-resolution satellite imaging over the last 20 years, being 'visible from space' has kinda lost its meaning.
I always thought that "visible from space" meant visible by the naked eye from space.
Good point. That would make more sense.
Notabunny
2012-02-21 07:34:29 AM
I don't understand the justification for the existence San Jose's Code Enforcement department. If their response is that they are powerless to act because this is a behavior and property rights issue, then San Jose code enforcement is powerless to resolve any issue and exists only to issue fees and fines which they are apparently powerless to collect. Instead of calling themselves Code Enforcement, they should call themselves Code Suggestion, Compliance Appreciation, or Pensive Reminders.
Dracolich
2012-02-21 07:34:57 AM
Let freedom ring.
LaughingRadish
2012-02-21 07:37:03 AM
weave
:
[i.imgur.com image 640x527]
Looks like his neighbors to the left are starting down the same road (new window)
Not really. What I do see is that he's storing crap on the roof of the back building or whatever it is.
That's
bad.
Neondistraction
2012-02-21 07:37:06 AM
RobDownSouth
:
Homeowner has donated legal maximum to Ron Paul's presidential campaign.
I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
And you know that how, exactly?
Pick
2012-02-21 07:39:48 AM
I guess I will not complain about the house next to me that has been abandoned for the last 3 years. No junk at all just 10 foot tall weeds.
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