Lando Lincoln: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Bart Sells His Soul.

Amen. Best Simpson's Episode ever.

THIS^^^

Also, are you all saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?

Author and subby both need to learn how to masturbate.

Hey guys! How come nobody's mentioning episodes from the last 10 years? Don't you know that the Simpson's haven't changed? They're exactly as good as they've always been!

My second favourite Simpsons episode ever. I personally think Last Exit to Springfield is the best, but hey, that's just me...

/Dental plan!
//Lisa needs braces!

No love for Streetcar Named Marge?

Long before the SuperDome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned called home,
Hear their hellish roundelay...

New Orleeeans...
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores!
New Orleeeans...
Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores!
If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip
to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississipp'!

New Orleeeans...
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
New Orleaaans...
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
New Orleeeans...
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!

New Orleeeans!

/laissez bon temps rouler!

stevie1der: DENTAL PLAN!

Lisa needs braces!

Homer At The Bat didn't have Hank Scorpio in it, subby.

Apparently, I'm the only one whose favorites are Lisa on Ice and Bart gets an Elephant.

/Jimbo Jones called for tripping

StreetlightInTheGhetto: epyonyx: stevie1der: DENTAL PLAN!

Lisa needs braces!

DENTAL PLAN!

You asked for it. (new window)

StreetlightInTheGhetto: epyonyx: stevie1der: DENTAL PLAN!

Lisa needs braces!

DENTAL PLAN!

Look at him strutting around out there like he's cock of the walk! Well, Homer Simpson is the cock of nothing!

I'm beginning to think Homer Simpson wasn't the brillant tactician i thought he was.

And that's the tooth.

dettigersnw22: I thought it was common knowledge that 'Last exit to Springfield' and 'You only move twice' were the top Simpsons episodes...

I may be splitting hairs between "best" and "most important" but I've always thought this is where the genius emerged:

Barney: How long is this going to take?
Bart: About twenty-two minutes and five seconds.

Snout Johnson: Apparently, I'm the only one whose favorites are Lisa on Ice and Bart gets an Elephant.

/Jimbo Jones called for tripping

I'm going to start doing this with my arms, and if you get hit, it's all your fault.

Oh yeah? I'm going to start kicking air like this (huh), and if any part of you should fill that air, it's you're own fault.

...Trillion Dollar bill.

"Can I see it?" "Ok, now give it back." "Give what back?"

Interesting. Almost every single episode people are naming here as their favorite is a Homer-centric episode (at least a Homer-centric A-plot). Bart seems to be coming in second, with Lisa and Marge getting outlier votes.

/Monorail episode for me.
//"But mainstreet's still all cracked and broken." "Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken."

ReMarcable: Snout Johnson: Apparently, I'm the only one whose favorites are Lisa on Ice and Bart gets an Elephant.

/Jimbo Jones called for tripping

I'm going to start doing this with my arms, and if you get hit, it's all your fault.

Oh yeah? I'm going to start kicking air like this (huh), and if any part of you should fill that air, it's you're own fault.

Me fail English? That's unpossible

ReMarcable: Snout Johnson: Apparently, I'm the only one whose favorites are Lisa on Ice and Bart gets an Elephant.

/Jimbo Jones called for tripping

I'm going to start doing this with my arms, and if you get hit, it's all your fault.

Oh yeah? I'm going to start kicking air like this (huh), and if any part of you should fill that air, it's you're own fault.

Alright, pie. I'm going to start biting the air like this (chomp) and if you get eaten, it's your own fault!

(chomp, chomp, cho-CLANG!)

D'oh! AHHH! GAHH...oh, the hell with it.

(eats pie)

As a farkmliberal, ijut wish the government had the power to shut this show down. We are too hip for this mainstream crap

Snout Johnson: Bart gets an Elephant.


I love that episode. Reminds me of elephants.

turbidum: Interesting. Almost every single episode people are naming here as their favorite is a Homer-centric episode (at least a Homer-centric A-plot). Bart seems to be coming in second, with Lisa and Marge getting outlier votes.

/Monorail episode for me.
//"But mainstreet's still all cracked and broken." "Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken."

Lisa and Marge are the straight men. Indispensable setups for some of the best lines ever, but not usually enough to drive a top ten episode. And I say that as someone who identifies with Lisa.

/Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

Also, Bart After Dark.

I'm partial to musical numbers.

Well, I ate lots of chili for breakfast, and had McDonald's triple cheeseburgers for lunch, then nothing but Quaker Oat Squares until the following morning.

Oh, wait. This isn't the thread where I tell how the stinkiest crap in history was made? Sorry.

/Precious little difference, shiat stinks whether it is the best or the worst.

ArgusRun:
/Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

That episode brought me my all-time favorite lines...

"You don't make friends with salad." (Still as true today as it was back then).

Homer:It's just a little airborne, it's still good! it's still good!
Bart: Dad, it's gone.
Homer (sad): I know

cut to: Burns and Smithers looking out the window.

Burns: You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the orphanage!
They laugh. The Pig flies by the window
Smither: Will you be writing that check now sir?
Burns: Mmmm... I'd still prefer not.

kvinesknows: leader

My personal fav...And when is this free weekend??

ArgusRun: turbidum: Interesting. Almost every single episode people are naming here as their favorite is a Homer-centric episode (at least a Homer-centric A-plot). Bart seems to be coming in second, with Lisa and Marge getting outlier votes.

/Monorail episode for me.
//"But mainstreet's still all cracked and broken." "Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken."

Lisa and Marge are the straight men. Indispensable setups for some of the best lines ever, but not usually enough to drive a top ten episode. And I say that as someone who identifies with Lisa.

/Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

Daaaad, all those foods come from the same animal!

Hahaha, sure Lisa. Some *magical* animal.

I know it is only a small segment of a larger Halloween episode, but Citizen Kang gets my vote!
I also loved the Toaster time machine.


\\Should have voted for Kodos

Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness

Hmm... no love for Homer the Heretic?

That is all.

C'mon. The PTA Disbands.

"Hey! They're trying to learn for free!"

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: ArgusRun:
/Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

That episode brought me my all-time favorite lines...

"You don't make friends with salad." (Still as true today as it was back then).

Homer:It's just a little airborne, it's still good! it's still good!
Bart: Dad, it's gone.
Homer (sad): I know

cut to: Burns and Smithers looking out the window.

Burns: You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the orphanage!
They laugh. The Pig flies by the window
Smither: Will you be writing that check now sir?
Burns: Mmmm... I'd still prefer not.

One of the funniest things I've ever heard on this show, and maybe it's just me, was during the Springfield Movie Awards episode when The Critic was a guest.

(Sitting in movie theater)
Barney: *belches*
Woman next to him: "Ugh it smells like something crawled down your throat and died."
Barney: "It didn't die."

ArgusRun:
Lisa and Marge are the straight men. Indispensable setups for some of the best lines ever, but not usually enough to drive a top ten episode. And I say that as someone who identifies with Lisa.

/Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

I dunno. Lisa had some pretty heartfelt episodes (like "Lisa's Substitute") that certainly deserve mention.

And the "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" is easily in my top five: Fleet-a-pita, the frame nudging, the mealworms, Whitey whackers, the mob in the church bulletin, Fat Tony and his need for the "moneys," Skinner and his boaking accident, and the freaking Yakuza.

"My name is Agnes and you know it's Agnes. It means lamb. Lamb of God."

"Children are so fat today. Is there someway we could make money off that?"

"Gimbels is gone, Marge. Long gone. You're Gimbels."

karmaceutical: Hmm... no love for Homer the Heretic?

Eh, don't worry. If we're wrong we'll recant on our deathbeds.

Definetly a top 5'er but not the best.

/Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

Kirk: So that's it, after all these years it's 'so long, good luck'?
Cracker Factory Manager: I don't recall saying 'good luck'.

"Ate Guatemalan insanity peppers... Ooooooh.."

I feel the need to mention "Homer and Apu". Its defiantly in the running for top 10. Come to think of it, any episode with an original music number from season 2-5 is a classic.


Summer of 4 Ft. 2 is always been a favorite Lisa-centric episode. The illegal fire works bit was an awesome sub-plot. I did not know that Christina Ricci was a guest star until just now.