"Be Prepared" =/= "Let's be a 'tactical arm' of PP"

/That guy's face looks too young for his hair.
//It's annoying.

If he did a little more research, he would find that the First Lady is always made the honorary President. I guess it's more fun to stick to the conspiracy sites though.

Lionel Mandrake: I encourage everyone to read his letter (linked at end of article). He explains that his conclusions are were reached after "a small amount of web-based research," including articles found on World Net Daily.

I'll bet he uses Chuck Norris jokes in his email signatures.

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 608x408]

For the love of baklava, don't anyone tell him about the all-Muslim Girl Scout Troops in Fargo (new window) and Seattle (new window).

...and Jesus wept.

I give. I'm going to just go ahead and start a nutbag/fundie website.

Because someone is going to rob these chumps of their money. Might as well be me.

FriarReb98: Diogenes: Well, green IS the color of Islam.

And they wear berets, like Che Guevara. They're totally up to something.

Fidel to Che: Heck of job, Brownie!

Yet more evidence that the GOP was replaced by an improv comedy troupe years ago.

/Scoff if you will but it's the only possibility that makes sense.

This is the face of a man who feels threatened by 9 year old girls selling cookies.

Now, when he says the Girl Scouts are a radical organization, he means "radical" in the 80s slang way, right? You know, "That was a totally radical movie, Donna!" Certainly not radical as in the PLO or something, because that would be crazy talk.

STFU and go do something about the ass raping of little boys that's been going on in the BScouts.
Dumb ass indeed.

"I did some research on the Internet! Herpa derpa do!"

Why do these guys always look like the crapped out in the genetic dice game some time when the Neanderthals were wandering the Earth?

markie_farkie:

... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope...?

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.in.gov image 158x234]

This is the face of a man who feels threatened by 9 year old girls selling cookies.

Has a bit of a slingblade/ Gomer Pyle thing going on there, doesn't he?

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.in.gov image 158x234]

This is the face of a man who feels threatened by 9 year old girls selling cookies.

I bet he loves french-fried p'taters.

markie_farkie: From his bio, linked in TFA:

Family
Rep. Morris has been married to Erin (Bushnell) for 12 years and they have fsix children: Edward, Anna, Grace, Lewis, John and Madeline. The family is active in the Arlington Park Neighborhood Association in Northeast Fort Wayne.

So one fell out on the floor while Erin was washing dishes, just as this was published?

This should also tell you that he just an asshole.

Farker Soze: Why do these guys always look like the crapped out in the genetic dice game some time when the Neanderthals were wandering the Earth?

Because he's closeted, deeply ashamed of himself, and even more ashamed of the fact that no man on earth would want to have sex with him, which leads him to say and do stupid shiat as described in the article?

rebelyell2006: Philip Francis Queeg: [www.in.gov image 158x234]

This is the face of a man who feels threatened by 9 year old girls selling cookies.

I bet he loves french-fried p'taters.

"Some folks call it a Trefoil cookie. I call it a shortbread cookie."

Some people REALLY can't handle the fact that we elected a black guy.

Sad really.

markie_farkie: Rep. Morris has been married to Erin (Bushnell) for 12 years and they have fsix children:

Looks like he forgot for a moment when he was talking to an aide.

A black guy gets elected to the White House and suddenly everyone is out to get you. Don't Girls Scouts have sewing and cooking badges? The worst conspiracy these little girls are a part of is getting me to open my wallet for some thin mints, which I then crumble up and make thin mint milkshakes. After one of those, I become totally passive and docile, and.... Oh Dear Lord! I need to earn my tin foil hat badge real quick.

'Internet research'. Reeeeeaaaallly.

*sounds of snickering*

/No, no laughter here, why do you ask?
//It's in that room down the hall with your name on it.

If you're a Republican in 2012 America, there's something seriously wrong with you. And if you don't like my broad paintbrush, well, go back to bashing Girl Scouts.

Damn. I left girl scouts way too early.

Ambivalence: Lsherm: If the girl scouts are up to anything, it's a conspiracy to enfatten my ass. Fark you girls and your delicious, delicious cookies.

Samoas are the devil's cookie!

I would kill a man for a box of Samoas. I shiat you not, my boyfriend and I drove around for probably and hour or more looking for Girl Scouts camped out in front of grocery stores so I could buy some. It's an embarrassing, shameful habit.

In a letter obtained by The Journal Gazette of Fort Wayne on Saturday, Rep. Bob Morris of Fort Wayne said he did some research on the Internet and found allegations that the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, allow transgender females to join and encourage sex. Here's the text of Morris' letter from the Journal Gazette Website.

Ah, "internet research." Wait, let's have Rick Santorum tell us how colleges are ruining this country. We should all just learn everything on the internet!

fusillade762: LabGrrl: Damn. I left girl scouts way too early.

You could have earned your abortion badge by now.

Nah. My gay marriage badge makes it too hard to get.