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2012-02-20 07:28:44 PM
LoneWolf343: KellyKellyKelly: cetacei: A more suitable opponent

[kharma.jpg]


Co-signed.

I see what you did there.


Really? Because I sincerely don't see what I did there.
 
2012-02-20 07:34:58 PM
Gunderson: Once I heard that she went back to that Bozo,

Where'd you hear that, the last Fark thread? Because someone mentioned it there, and before you know it "everybody knew" that they'd gotten back together.

It ain't true. Even the Daily Fail, the siren of misleading stories, doesn't say it. Chris Brown has denied it. Rihanna has denied it. He has a girlfriend.

Unfortunately, they do follow each others twatter. Here's what Rihanna had to say about that: "its fu**in twitter, not the altar! calm down." Personally I think she's having too much fun smoking dope and running around to go back to that dick, but who knows.
 
2012-02-20 07:39:25 PM
leviosaurus: gimmegimme:

If Chris Brown is telling the truth, then when he was young, he got hit a lot by someone who wasn't kidding around when they punched him. .



Yeah, about that.

Here's what we know about Chris "Cocksucker" Brown: he's a coward and a pussy; the type of person who would hide behind a wall of fabrications to not only save himself but to make it look like he is the true victim in this situation.

This pathetic worm wouldn't know the truth if it came up to him and punched Rhianna in the face.

He was never abused. He's lying.
 
2012-02-20 07:41:35 PM
Cargo: leviosaurus: gimmegimme:

If Chris Brown is telling the truth, then when he was young, he got hit a lot by someone who wasn't kidding around when they punched him. .


Yeah, about that.

Here's what we know about Chris "Cocksucker" Brown: he's a coward and a pussy; the type of person who would hide behind a wall of fabrications to not only save himself but to make it look like he is the true victim in this situation.

This pathetic worm wouldn't know the truth if it came up to him and punched Rhianna in the face.

He was never abused. He's lying.


You notice I said "If"
 
2012-02-20 07:42:39 PM
As much as I loathe Chris Brown for beating up his girlfriend, I hate Rihanna more for apparently, going back to him. There are many, many, many women in this country and around the world who don't get the fortunate chance of getting away from the guy who abuses them. They're stuck until either they kill their abuser or their abuser kills them. She was able to get out of that relationship, and rather than become someone other young girls in abusive relationships could look to as a beacon of hope, kind of like, "Gee, that famous person could get out of this, maybe so can I", she's done the opposite, and as a woman that's unforgivable.

I don't care if she likes rough sex, or has lots of tattoos, or whatever. None of that is relevant. What is relevant is that she's apparently saying, it's okay to go back to your abuser if X years go by and he promises and pinky swears never to ever do it again.
 
2012-02-20 07:42:58 PM
OhioUGrad: Is it wrong that I like the thought of CM Punk curb stomping Chris Brown ala American History X and just ending all of this for good..?

You wish violent death on someone who has never done anything to you and you want to know if it's wrong?
 
2012-02-20 07:43:41 PM
cryinoutloud: Gunderson: Once I heard that she went back to that Bozo,

Where'd you hear that, the last Fark thread? Because someone mentioned it there, and before you know it "everybody knew" that they'd gotten back together.

It ain't true. Even the Daily Fail, the siren of misleading stories, doesn't say it. Chris Brown has denied it. Rihanna has denied it. He has a girlfriend.

Unfortunately, they do follow each others twatter. Here's what Rihanna had to say about that: "its fu**in twitter, not the altar! calm down." Personally I think she's having too much fun smoking dope and running around to go back to that dick, but who knows.


Well, She just got done recording a song with him for her next album:

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-02-20/the-soapbox-rihanna-takes-her-for g iveness-of-chris-brown-too-far-with-musical-collaboration/

Chris Brown was at her birthday party:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/16/chris-brown-attends-rihanna- b irthday-party-los-angeles_n_1281379.html

I'm sorry, but if someone kisses a pitbull and it mauls their face, I'd feel bad for that person. But if that person decides to keep kissing it, they get what they deserve, especially when they make more money than every poster in this thread combined, and have no need to go back.
 
2012-02-20 07:44:48 PM
leviosaurus:
You notice I said "If"


I should add: IF he is telling the truth then it doesn't make him a victim. It makes him someone who should damn well know better.
 
2012-02-20 07:48:43 PM
MagSeven: Smelly McUgly: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly:
I, um...okay?

Exactly!

Thanks for giving us an example of how your typical male wrestling fan tries to pick up on someone, by the way. Creepy. When you do this in real life, do you promise to show them your cool WWF magazine collection and your neat new Batman underpants?

BWHAHAHA! You are funny! I give you credit for that. I just see your irrational hate and gain pleasure in seeing you trip over yourself over it! You should come into the weekly RAW thread tonight. It's a lot of fun!

Or can you not enjoy yourself and relax even if it is just for a minute?

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x375]

Um, I'm not mad or anything. I just think that getting Chris Brown and CM Punk fans out of the gene pool would
be a major net gain for the human race. What's wrong with that all-too-accurate viewpoint?

Also, you're still sort of creepy, dude. Just FYI.

You're talking about genocide and he's the creepy one?


Added to my totally serious plans for genocide: Idiots who think that people on the internet are serious about their plans for genocide.
 
2012-02-20 07:49:25 PM
leviosaurus: Cargo: leviosaurus: gimmegimme:

If Chris Brown is telling the truth, then when he was young, he got hit a lot by someone who wasn't kidding around when they punched him. .


Yeah, about that.

Here's what we know about Chris "Cocksucker" Brown: he's a coward and a pussy; the type of person who would hide behind a wall of fabrications to not only save himself but to make it look like he is the true victim in this situation.

This pathetic worm wouldn't know the truth if it came up to him and punched Rhianna in the face.

He was never abused. He's lying.

You notice I said "If"


Oh, I know. But even that is giving him too much credit.
 
2012-02-20 08:00:34 PM
Smelly McUgly: MagSeven: Smelly McUgly: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly:
I, um...okay?

Exactly!

Thanks for giving us an example of how your typical male wrestling fan tries to pick up on someone, by the way. Creepy. When you do this in real life, do you promise to show them your cool WWF magazine collection and your neat new Batman underpants?

BWHAHAHA! You are funny! I give you credit for that. I just see your irrational hate and gain pleasure in seeing you trip over yourself over it! You should come into the weekly RAW thread tonight. It's a lot of fun!

Or can you not enjoy yourself and relax even if it is just for a minute?

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x375]

Um, I'm not mad or anything. I just think that getting Chris Brown and CM Punk fans out of the gene pool would
be a major net gain for the human race. What's wrong with that all-too-accurate viewpoint?

Also, you're still sort of creepy, dude. Just FYI.

You're talking about genocide and he's the creepy one?

Added to my totally serious plans for genocide: Idiots who think that people on the internet are serious about their plans for genocide.


You're a real CLB.
 
2012-02-20 08:10:17 PM
Unemployment line or Chris Brown beat down line... Whatever, Im up for either.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-20 08:28:16 PM
bel4sucks: OhioUGrad: Is it wrong that I like the thought of CM Punk curb stomping Chris Brown ala American History X and just ending all of this for good..?

You wish violent death on someone who has never done anything to you and you want to know if it's wrong?


How do you know it wouldn't be done WWE style?
 
2012-02-20 08:48:01 PM
OhioUGrad: ala American History X

That's the reason I know.
 
2012-02-20 08:48:54 PM
The challenger weighs in at 160 pounds and measures five-foot-seven.

So CB gets beat up by a little twerp and looks like a wimp, or he beats up the twerp and everyone says fight somebody your own size, and you have even more chumps coming out of the woodwork and challenging him to fights.


Or he can just tell you all to go to hell because he's got a grammy.
 
2012-02-20 08:53:05 PM
I don't think enough of him either way to want to whoop his ass. Hopefully he'll OD on drugs.
 
2012-02-20 08:59:57 PM
Coco LaFemme: As much as I loathe Chris Brown for beating up his girlfriend, I hate Rihanna more for apparently, going back to him. There are many, many, many women in this country and around the world who don't get the fortunate chance of getting away from the guy who abuses them. They're stuck until either they kill their abuser or their abuser kills them. She was able to get out of that relationship, and rather than become someone other young girls in abusive relationships could look to as a beacon of hope, kind of like, "Gee, that famous person could get out of this, maybe so can I", she's done the opposite, and as a woman that's unforgivable.

I don't care if she likes rough sex, or has lots of tattoos, or whatever. None of that is relevant. What is relevant is that she's apparently saying, it's okay to go back to your abuser if X years go by and he promises and pinky swears never to ever do it again.


Her publicist has pretty much come out saying that Rihanna hanging out with Chris Brown again is because she likes to live on the wild side.

In other words, she likes the beatings. And if that's the case then I don't really think you have anything to say. If she wants to get the snot beat out of her, then let her. There's no need to white knight a glutton for pain.

...we REALLY need to stop putting musicians on this stupid pedestal. They're not role models; just idiots who just so happen to be talented in one form or another
 
2012-02-20 09:01:08 PM
TheEdibleSnuggie: Coco LaFemme: As much as I loathe Chris Brown for beating up his girlfriend, I hate Rihanna more for apparently, going back to him. There are many, many, many women in this country and around the world who don't get the fortunate chance of getting away from the guy who abuses them. They're stuck until either they kill their abuser or their abuser kills them. She was able to get out of that relationship, and rather than become someone other young girls in abusive relationships could look to as a beacon of hope, kind of like, "Gee, that famous person could get out of this, maybe so can I", she's done the opposite, and as a woman that's unforgivable.

I don't care if she likes rough sex, or has lots of tattoos, or whatever. None of that is relevant. What is relevant is that she's apparently saying, it's okay to go back to your abuser if X years go by and he promises and pinky swears never to ever do it again.

Her publicist has pretty much come out saying that Rihanna hanging out with Chris Brown again is because she likes to live on the wild side.

In other words, she likes the beatings. And if that's the case then I don't really think you have anything to say. If she wants to get the snot beat out of her, then let her. There's no need to white knight a glutton for pain.

...we REALLY need to stop putting musicians on this stupid pedestal. They're not role models; just idiots who just so happen to be talented in one form or another


Chris Brown has a talent?
 
2012-02-20 09:06:36 PM
bel4sucks: OhioUGrad: ala American History X

That's the reason I know.


Forgot Edward Norton totally really killed that guy in the movie.
 
2012-02-20 09:10:05 PM
TheEdibleSnuggie: ...we REALLY need to stop putting musicians on this stupid pedestal. They're not role models; just idiots who just so happen to be talentedmarketable in one form or another

FTFY
 
2012-02-20 09:15:38 PM
leviosaurus: Now Foreman on the other hand.

That's "Ms. Foreman", if you're nasty.
She gonna whipass.
 
2012-02-20 09:36:37 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/20/erin-brown-faces-30-years-in- prison_n_1289555.html?1329784774&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1 _lnk3%26pLid%3D137034

Really? I'm the first?
 
2012-02-20 09:38:19 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Whoops. Let's try that again.
 
2012-02-20 09:39:55 PM
That coward David Lopan: [i172.photobucket.com image 640x512]

Whoops. Let's try that again.


We're not saying we could beat up Chuck Liddell. We're saying we could beat up Chris Brown in a one-on-one fight.
 
2012-02-20 09:41:37 PM
Gunderson: cryinoutloud: Gunderson: Once I heard that she went back to that Bozo,

Where'd you hear that, the last Fark thread? Because someone mentioned it there, and before you know it "everybody knew" that they'd gotten back together.

It ain't true. Even the Daily Fail, the siren of misleading stories, doesn't say it. Chris Brown has denied it. Rihanna has denied it. He has a girlfriend.

Unfortunately, they do follow each others twatter. Here's what Rihanna had to say about that: "its fu**in twitter, not the altar! calm down." Personally I think she's having too much fun smoking dope and running around to go back to that dick, but who knows.

Well, She just got done recording a song with him for her next album:

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-02-20/the-soapbox-rihanna-takes-her-for g iveness-of-chris-brown-too-far-with-musical-collaboration/

Chris Brown was at her birthday party:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/16/chris-brown-attends-rihanna- b irthday-party-los-angeles_n_1281379.html

I'm sorry, but if someone kisses a pitbull and it mauls their face, I'd feel bad for that person. But if that person decides to keep kissing it, they get what they deserve, especially when they make more money than every poster in this thread combined, and have no need to go back.


Tons of domestic violence victims go back to their abusers, even if they are in a financial situation that would allow them to leave. I've seen people leave hidden DV shelters, injuries still healing, and go back to their husbands. It isn't logical because being in an abusive relationship messes with your head. The sad thing is that when they finally get the strength to leave for good sometimes all their friends have written them off and aren't interested in helping any more. I understand finding it frustrating and foolish, but the more DV victims you work with the more clear it becomes that a lot of them are emotionally hurt to the point where logic isn't enough to get them out of the situation. It is wrong to hate or disparage them for it - their abusers have messed with their heads as much as their bodies.
 
2012-02-20 10:15:37 PM

Wanna beat the crap out of on Chris Brown? Get in line behind this dude bird


image.take40.com
 
2012-02-20 10:24:09 PM
KellyKellyKelly: LoneWolf343: KellyKellyKelly: cetacei: A more suitable opponent

[kharma.jpg]


Co-signed.

I see what you did there.

Really? Because I sincerely don't see what I did there.


Your name is a spoof on Kelly Kelly.
 
2012-02-20 10:32:26 PM
LoneWolf343: KellyKellyKelly: LoneWolf343: KellyKellyKelly: cetacei: A more suitable opponent

[kharma.jpg]


Co-signed.

I see what you did there.

Really? Because I sincerely don't see what I did there.

Your name is a spoof on Kelly Kelly.


No! His/her name is a reference to the Cheers episode in which Woody sang that song to his wife.

"Kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly k-e-l-l-y i love you..."

/I probably got it wrong...it's been 20 years.
 
2012-02-20 10:37:30 PM
I don't want to beat up Chris Brown. I just want him to start dating Sarah Palin.
 
2012-02-20 10:42:58 PM
Remote Kittens: Tons of domestic violence victims go back to their abusers, even if they are in a financial situation that would allow them to leave. I've seen people leave hidden DV shelters, injuries still healing, and go back to their husbands. It isn't logical because being in an abusive relationship messes with your head. The sad thing is that when they finally get the strength to leave for good sometimes all their friends have written them off and aren't interested in helping any more. I understand finding it frustrating and foolish, but the more DV victims you work with the more clear it becomes that a lot of them are emotionally hurt to the point where logic isn't enough to get them out of the situation. It is wrong to hate or disparage them for it - their abusers have messed with their heads as much as their bodies.

This,

unfortunately,

bears repeating.
 
2012-02-20 11:20:11 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly:
I, um...okay?

Exactly!

Thanks for giving us an example of how your typical male wrestling fan tries to pick up on someone, by the way. Creepy. When you do this in real life, do you promise to show them your cool WWF magazine collection and your neat new Batman underpants?

BWHAHAHA! You are funny! I give you credit for that. I just see your irrational hate and gain pleasure in seeing you trip over yourself over it! You should come into the weekly RAW thread tonight. It's a lot of fun!

Or can you not enjoy yourself and relax even if it is just for a minute?

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x375]


Seriously...you wrestling guys are farking ridiculous. It's makes me want to go to sleep and never wake up. Your lives have hit rock bottom...just deal with it. I figure, 4 women might have talked to you in a social environment before?

/FWC
//WWWYKI
 
2012-02-20 11:48:09 PM
Gunderson:
I'm sorry, but if someone kisses a pitbull and it mauls their face, I'd feel bad for that person. But if that person decides to keep kissing it, they get what they deserve, especially when they make more money than every poster in this thread combined, and have no need to go back.


And neither one of these people would ever play media games and record a song together and send tweets in order to get even more publicity and more money than they already have, would they? oh fark no, that's way too calculated. It must be love.
 
2012-02-21 12:10:44 AM
chaddukeswrestlingshow.com

BEST IN THE WORLD!
 
2012-02-21 12:47:59 AM
gimmegimme: LoneWolf343: KellyKellyKelly: LoneWolf343: KellyKellyKelly: cetacei: A more suitable opponent

[kharma.jpg]


Co-signed.

I see what you did there.

Really? Because I sincerely don't see what I did there.

Your name is a spoof on Kelly Kelly.

No! His/her name is a reference to the Cheers episode in which Woody sang that song to his wife.

"Kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly k-e-l-l-y i love you..."

/I probably got it wrong...it's been 20 years.


Oh...so, it's just a funny coincidence.
 
2012-02-21 01:31:40 AM
This challenger douche sounds like a wannabe bully and a giant attention whore. What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-02-21 02:20:06 AM
OhioUGrad: Forgot Edward Norton totally really killed that guy in the movie.

LOL shut the fark up biatch.
 
2012-02-21 07:17:29 AM
cetacei: A more suitable opponent

[i1142.photobucket.com image 425x401]


I vote for Gina Carano.

She looks like this
4.bp.blogspot.com

But fights like this

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-21 11:57:47 AM
I don't mean to go all hipster on everyone, but I honestly don't pay attention to Chris Brown. Has he done something recently to bring this up again, or is this guy just two years too late?
 
2012-02-21 12:17:10 PM
GavinTheAlmighty: I don't mean to go all hipster on everyone, but I honestly don't pay attention to Chris Brown. Has he done something recently to bring this up again, or is this guy just two years too late?

He was awarded a *gasp* Grammy,and then had the temerity to lambast his detractors who felt he didn't deserve such an accolade. The farking nerve of this guy,huh?
 
2012-02-21 01:48:23 PM
Apos: GavinTheAlmighty: I don't mean to go all hipster on everyone, but I honestly don't pay attention to Chris Brown. Has he done something recently to bring this up again, or is this guy just two years too late?

He was awarded a *gasp* Grammy,and then had the temerity to lambast his detractors who felt he didn't deserve such an accolade. The farking nerve of this guy,huh?


Yeah, because that's what he did.
 
2012-02-21 02:12:59 PM
LL316: Apos: GavinTheAlmighty: I don't mean to go all hipster on everyone, but I honestly don't pay attention to Chris Brown. Has he done something recently to bring this up again, or is this guy just two years too late?

He was awarded a *gasp* Grammy,and then had the temerity to lambast his detractors who felt he didn't deserve such an accolade. The farking nerve of this guy,huh?

Yeah, because that's what he did.


Umm...Thanks for agreeing with me?
 
2012-02-21 04:04:30 PM
Coco LaFemme: As much as I loathe Chris Brown for beating up his girlfriend, I hate Rihanna more for apparently, going back to him. There are many, many, many women in this country and around the world who don't get the fortunate chance of getting away from the guy who abuses them. They're stuck until either they kill their abuser or their abuser kills them. She was able to get out of that relationship, and rather than become someone other young girls in abusive relationships could look to as a beacon of hope, kind of like, "Gee, that famous person could get out of this, maybe so can I", she's done the opposite, and as a woman that's unforgivable.

I don't care if she likes rough sex, or has lots of tattoos, or whatever. None of that is relevant. What is relevant is that she's apparently saying, it's okay to go back to your abuser if X years go by and he promises and pinky swears never to ever do it again.


A guy who hits a woman - except in self-defense - should be put on a public list. Any woman who willingly DATES that guy should go on another list.

Then we'd have really handy lists available of violent SOBs and stupid biatches.
 
2012-02-21 08:03:31 PM
TheEdibleSnuggie: she likes to live on the wild side.

In other words, she likes the beatings


Amazing
 
2012-02-21 11:26:14 PM
TheEdibleSnuggie: There's no need to white knight a glutton for pain.

For me this isn't about Rhianna. What she does is her business. But a woman beater is a woman beater, and I will hate that person even if the woman in question doesn't.
 
2012-02-22 12:02:14 AM
Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly: Representative of the unwashed masses: Smelly McUgly:
I, um...okay?

Exactly!

Thanks for giving us an example of how your typical male wrestling fan tries to pick up on someone, by the way. Creepy. When you do this in real life, do you promise to show them your cool WWF magazine collection and your neat new Batman underpants?

BWHAHAHA! You are funny! I give you credit for that. I just see your irrational hate and gain pleasure in seeing you trip over yourself over it! You should come into the weekly RAW thread tonight. It's a lot of fun!

Or can you not enjoy yourself and relax even if it is just for a minute?


Where are the raw threads, they sound fun!
 
2012-02-22 01:14:15 AM
I'd rather see him fight either Gina Carano, or Mike Tyson. Either would easily beat the everloving crap out of Brown, and in either case, it would be hilarious.
 
2012-02-22 02:12:40 AM
Could Rick Allen beat him with one hand tied behind his back?
 
2012-02-22 09:48:44 AM
LectertheChef: I'd rather see him fight either Gina Carano, or Mike Tyson. Either would easily beat the everloving crap out of Brown, and in either case, it would be hilarious.

Gina. Hell, even Cynthia Rothrock. Just watching a woman beat the crap out of him would be sweet.

You know, one who can fight back.
 
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