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(Yahoo)   Million Mustache March planned for D.C. in April. No word on how much the rides will cost   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 49
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2012-02-20 04:28:22 PM
That's gonna be a lot of cops, gay men and gay cops...
 
2012-02-20 04:47:11 PM
I'll just get these out of the way:

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26.media.tumblr.com

www.motifake.com

images1.fanpop.com

Hot hot hot.
 
2012-02-20 04:59:02 PM
 
2012-02-20 05:08:48 PM
Wouldn't this be easier to pull off at the end of November?
 
2012-02-20 05:08:49 PM
I will only attend if The Mustache Man (new window) is in attendance
 
2012-02-20 05:09:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: That's gonna be a lot of cops, gay men and gay cops...


Obese women...
 
2012-02-20 05:12:37 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Wouldn't this be easier to pull off at the end of November?


People with mustaches dont think about what's easy. They think about what's right.
 
2012-02-20 05:17:22 PM
Be sure to tell your mom about it, I plan on seeing her there.
 
2012-02-20 05:23:07 PM
Mustache rides are still just a nickel. They're inflation proof.

/drtfa
 
2012-02-20 05:28:15 PM

moothemagiccow: JasonOfOrillia: Wouldn't this be easier to pull off at the end of November?

People with mustaches dont think about what's easy. They think about what's right.


flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-20 05:31:43 PM
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2012-02-20 05:40:37 PM
What month follows Mustache March? Rape-ril...
 
2012-02-20 05:55:15 PM
So wait... they want MORE government in their hair?


What the hell is wrong with these people
 
2012-02-20 05:57:33 PM
What is this "march," some kind of hipster gathering?
 
2012-02-20 06:09:51 PM
So it's going to be a few dozen 20-something white males with wacky variations on the handlebar mustache and a black dude who was once told in the 70s that he looked like Dolemite and decided to never shave again.
 
2012-02-20 06:11:53 PM
Guest Speakers:

Tom Selleck
Burt Reynolds
G. Gordon Liddy
Mike Ditka
 
2012-02-20 06:27:11 PM
I'm guessing Snooki and all the other Guidettes will be well represented.
 
2012-02-20 06:28:36 PM
April 1st? How appropriate.
 
2012-02-20 06:34:24 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: April 1st? How appropriate.


Ohgoddamitallsomuch. I totally missed that. This isn't real? But but but I even stopped shaving this afternoon just so I could go give rides in a month. You mean there's not going to be a march?
 
2012-02-20 06:39:27 PM
Mustache rides? I do. I do! I DO!

ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-20 06:40:01 PM
What about the annual mustache parade?
 
2012-02-20 06:44:54 PM

Warthog: Blushing Wall Flower: April 1st? How appropriate.

Ohgoddamitallsomuch. I totally missed that. This isn't real? But but but I even stopped shaving this afternoon just so I could go give rides in a month. You mean there's not going to be a march?


Or maybe they're planning it on April 1st, because it's a real march about a silly cause. That last fact about H&R matching charitable donations made it sound legitimate.

/Hopes
 
2012-02-20 06:49:18 PM
4.3% more money, eh? So if all the Kardashian sisters all let their mustaches grow, the economy will be back to 2000 levels?
 
2012-02-20 06:53:21 PM
I mustache you to shave.
 
2012-02-20 06:54:47 PM
FTFA: The subsidy, according to a 2010 proposal , would cover all products required for any proper mustache-wearing patriot, including:
• Mustache and beard trimming instruments
• Weightless conditioning agents and wax
• Facial hair coloring products (for men and women over 43 years of age)
• Bacon
• Mustache combs and mirrors
• Burt Reynolds wallet-sized photos
 
2012-02-20 07:25:47 PM

The_Sponge: Guest Speakers:

Tom Selleck
Burt Reynolds
G. Gordon Liddy
Mike Ditka


Unless there's a surprise appearance by Sam Elliott, the list of speakers is pretty thin.
 
2012-02-20 07:38:01 PM
Say guys, let's go raise money for cancer awareness... What's that now? We have to pay money to trim our mustaches?! TO THE STREETS!!!!!!
 
2012-02-20 07:57:53 PM
As the curator of a rather impressive 'tache, anybody have any suggestions as to really effective mustache waxes? I alternate between Clubman wax, or simply soaking the thing down with hair spray and combing it out. It works OK, but I still have a 'tache that tends to preserve a hard copy of everything I eat.
 
2012-02-20 08:01:10 PM

mark12A: As the curator of a rather impressive 'tache, anybody have any suggestions as to really effective mustache waxes? I alternate between Clubman wax, or simply soaking the thing down with hair spray and combing it out. It works OK, but I still have a 'tache that tends to preserve a hard copy of everything I eat.


www.hellaphone.com
 
2012-02-20 08:04:39 PM
Occupy my face!
 
2012-02-20 08:43:26 PM
Facial hair coloring products (for men and women over 43 years of age)

Damn, for hairy ladies must be drag to shave daily...like a man!
 
2012-02-20 08:49:28 PM
You don't say.
 
2012-02-20 08:51:32 PM
so it will be comprised of policemen, firefighters, gay men, and Pakistanis?
 
2012-02-20 09:06:44 PM
media.fakeposters.com

cute, petite ladies always ride free!!
 
2012-02-20 09:35:03 PM
Spelling quandary: "moustache" vs. "mustache". I've traditionally seen the former, and only just started seeing the latter within the decade. Which is appropriate now? Until I hear otherwise, I'm sticking with "moustache".
 
2012-02-20 09:35:55 PM
How many official bikini inspectors will be there?

/Ass, gas, or grass...
 
2012-02-20 09:38:08 PM
FTA: The group has also secured a promise from H&R Block to donate a charity that provides clean drinking water for each person who participates in the march.

A whole charity for each person? Wow.
 
2012-02-20 09:44:49 PM

Mildot: [media.fakeposters.com image 480x600]

cute, petite ladies always ride free!!


i see someone discovered what essence of raunch smells like....
 
2012-02-20 09:48:00 PM
Fark I can barely get hair on my face at 33
 
2012-02-20 09:53:33 PM
From the AMI website

Join The American Mustache Institute
Becoming a member of the American Mustache Institute is an opportunity to join what's been broadly referred to as "the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. military and the post-Jim Henson Muppets."
 
2012-02-20 09:59:47 PM
TTIUWP!

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///just what I happened to have lying around in my Photobucket account...
 
2012-02-20 10:09:21 PM
dribbble.com
 
2012-02-20 10:17:12 PM
I'm really the first?
static.tvfanatic.com
www.daveandthomas.net

And of course Cats that look like Ron Swanson (new window)
 
2012-02-20 10:36:37 PM
From their website. (new window)

"Taking over as anchor of The CBS Evening News in 1962, Cronkite was the first, and one of the last, of a rare species known as "Mustachiopithicus" or "Cronkite Man." Mustachiopithicus was a breed of humans who walked the earth, holding down the integral role of telling Americans about the news and not, as it is today, making news in the most craven manner."
 
2012-02-20 10:49:23 PM
Mr. Bolton will be otherwise engaged in slaughtering Liberals. He sends his regrets that he cannot attend.
 
2012-02-20 11:25:04 PM
i used to work with a very happy women who was sporting a hairy face...
her nickname? - Good News

also worked with a chick named Jennifer who had a few long stragglers on her chin....
her (secret) nickname? chinny-fur
 
2012-02-20 11:40:03 PM

strapp3r: i used to work with a very happy women who was sporting a hairy face...
her nickname? - Good News

also worked with a chick named Jennifer who had a few long stragglers on her chin....
her (secret) nickname? chinny-fur


There's a little mom 'n pop deli near my job that has decent food. So one day I'm paying at the register and this young woman (maybe 20-25) hands me my food and I look up to see a dark clearly visible mustache. I can't eat there any longer because it creeps me out. Maybe I'll return if shes no longer working there. Felt like asking her if she owned a mirror...
 
2012-02-21 10:00:30 AM

mark12A: As the curator of a rather impressive 'tache, anybody have any suggestions as to really effective mustache waxes? I alternate between Clubman wax, or simply soaking the thing down with hair spray and combing it out. It works OK, but I still have a 'tache that tends to preserve a hard copy of everything I eat.


I used Clubman for a while but the hold wasn't to the level I needed. I started making my own. Basically I melt a chunk of beeswax and then mix in vaseline. The ratio for a good winter mix is 2 parts wax 1 part vaseline. For warmer climates, use less vaseline. It isn't water soluble so you can't just wash it out. I think you can add a touch of Murphy's oil soap to make it easier to get out.
 
2012-02-21 06:59:31 PM

Platonically Intense: mark12A: As the curator of a rather impressive 'tache, anybody have any suggestions as to really effective mustache waxes? I alternate between Clubman wax, or simply soaking the thing down with hair spray and combing it out. It works OK, but I still have a 'tache that tends to preserve a hard copy of everything I eat.

I used Clubman for a while but the hold wasn't to the level I needed. I started making my own. Basically I melt a chunk of beeswax and then mix in vaseline. The ratio for a good winter mix is 2 parts wax 1 part vaseline. For warmer climates, use less vaseline. It isn't water soluble so you can't just wash it out. I think you can add a touch of Murphy's oil soap to make it easier to get out.


I found Clubman wholly inadequate for my handlebar's needs, but Firehouse Mustache Wax is up to task. Their Wacky Tacky wrangled even the most independent hairs on my face. Highly recommended.
 
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