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(Starpulse)   Would you pay $20 for a bottle of Pinot Grigio? Drew Barrymore thinks you will   (starpulse.com) divider line 101
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2012-02-20 12:46:10 PM
That depends. Is it the original puppet from the Ed Sullivan Show, or a recently manufactured Chinese knock-off?
 
2012-02-20 01:00:28 PM
Sure, if it was good.
 
2012-02-20 01:01:53 PM
Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine
 
2012-02-20 01:33:15 PM
Philistine.
 
2012-02-20 01:40:54 PM
Was it filtered through her panties?
 
2012-02-20 01:48:48 PM

Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine


You're a 15 year-old girl, aren't you?
 
2012-02-20 02:07:35 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Approves.
 
2012-02-20 02:08:01 PM

AbbeySomeone: Sure, if it was good.


Agreed.

FirstNationalBastard: Was it filtered through her panties?


And were the panties in question "soiled?"
 
2012-02-20 02:12:59 PM
Her wines are said to be sweet and bubbly, but you eventually realize they all taste pretty much the same.
 
2012-02-20 02:19:10 PM

dittybopper: That depends. Is it the original puppet from the Ed Sullivan Show, or a recently manufactured Chinese knock-off?


I LOL'd
 
2012-02-20 02:28:24 PM

The Onanist: AbbeySomeone: Sure, if it was good.

Agreed.

FirstNationalBastard: Was it filtered through her panties?

And were the panties in question "soiled?"


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-02-20 02:57:33 PM
Nothing says "overpriced" like celebrity branded foodstuffs.
 
2012-02-20 03:03:39 PM
Better question. In Canada, is it possible to pay less than $20 for one?
 
2012-02-20 03:05:34 PM

ArkAngel: Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine

You're a 15 year-old girl, aren't you?


Oh, cut him some slack.
His palette will mature eventually.
Before you know it, he'll be waxing poetic about the subtleties of white zinfandel.
 
2012-02-20 03:06:31 PM

Rapmaster2000: Nothing says "overpriced" like celebrity branded foodstuffs.


Paul Newman's balsamic vinaigrette is a good product and a decent value. And the net profit goes to charity.
 
2012-02-20 03:07:19 PM

Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine


Boones farm is not wine, it is a malt beverage, FYI
 
2012-02-20 03:08:29 PM
AC/DC makes wine?
 
2012-02-20 03:14:59 PM

Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine



I used to be a kid, too.
 
2012-02-20 03:15:45 PM

LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?


Nah, they just slap their name on it and share in the profit.

/Brian Johnson is quite the buyer of nice wines and has good taste in his selections, however.
 
2012-02-20 03:17:06 PM
Yes I would, but not if it was her brand.
 
2012-02-20 03:17:39 PM
dittybopper:
That depends. Is it the original puppet from the Ed Sullivan Show, or a recently manufactured Chinese knock-off?

Beat me to the joke too, but since I spent three seconds finding a picture, I'm going to post it anyway.

farm4.staticflickr.com
RIP Cheap Pinot Grigio
 
2012-02-20 03:21:17 PM

Mr_Fabulous: Rapmaster2000: Nothing says "overpriced" like celebrity branded foodstuffs.

Paul Newman's balsamic vinaigrette is a good product and a decent value. And the net profit goes to charity.


Hmm, good call. I forgot about the Newman stuff.
 
2012-02-20 03:29:34 PM
I'd pinot her grigio.

/then she'd be "whining" boy!
 
2012-02-20 03:31:16 PM

LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?



I'll be completely honest and say that I would buy a bottle or two just because they're my favorite band.
 
2012-02-20 03:34:59 PM
For Drew Barrymore's Pinot Grigio? No. Unless someone let me try it first and it is a lot better than I'm expecting. For a different Pinot Grigio? Maybe. I'd consider it if I had a need for an amazing Pinot Grigio. Generally, I aim for $10-$15. Plenty of high-quality wines in that range. I grab $5-$8 bottles for parties. They're not as complex, but still delicious as a standalone.
 
2012-02-20 03:36:17 PM

Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine


Try strawberry Boone's Farm, Sally.
 
2012-02-20 03:36:59 PM

The_Sponge: LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?


I'll be completely honest and say that I would buy a bottle or two just because they're my favorite band.


I'd try it. As long as it's better than Night Train. My brother got me a bottle of Night Train. It tasted like cough syrup. To this day, I think that g'n'r song is actually about being on that night train.
 
2012-02-20 03:37:38 PM
Two buck Chuck.
 
2012-02-20 03:38:46 PM

Quasar: Her wines are said to be sweet and bubbly, but you eventually realize they all taste pretty much the same.


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2012-02-20 03:44:09 PM

Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine


It looks like Fark wine snobs are almost as easy to troll as Fark beer snobs. I would have thought Fark more, um, working class.
 
2012-02-20 03:45:17 PM

LeroyBourne: The_Sponge: LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?


I'll be completely honest and say that I would buy a bottle or two just because they're my favorite band.

I'd try it. As long as it's better than Night Train. My brother got me a bottle of Night Train. It tasted like cough syrup. To this day, I think that g'n'r song is actually about being on that night train.


Does it still have that Evil Conductor on the bottle? I always thought it tasted like rancid grape juice. Oh wait, that's what it is.
 
2012-02-20 03:45:54 PM
Eh.. probably not for Pinot Grigio, but Dave Matthews Dreaming Tree winery has a pretty good Cab and Syrah. Not bad for $15ish.
 
2012-02-20 03:52:06 PM
For $20 she better serve it to you and give ya a BJ while you drink it.
 
2012-02-20 04:07:39 PM

GacysBasement: LeroyBourne: The_Sponge: LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?


I'll be completely honest and say that I would buy a bottle or two just because they're my favorite band.

I'd try it. As long as it's better than Night Train. My brother got me a bottle of Night Train. It tasted like cough syrup. To this day, I think that g'n'r song is actually about being on that night train.

Does it still have that Evil Conductor on the bottle? I always thought it tasted like rancid grape juice. Oh wait, that's what it is.


No idea, it was a few decades ago. My brother just wanted me to get drunk on some nasty shiat.
/crazy kiddos.
 
2012-02-20 04:15:21 PM
For some reason, it seems a bit incongruous for a person in recovery from addiction to be slinging wine.

/takes delicate bite from Osama brand bacon sammich
 
2012-02-20 04:31:47 PM

Unshrunken Dink: For some reason, it seems a bit incongruous for a person in recovery from addiction to be slinging wine.

/takes delicate bite from Osama brand bacon sammich


Yeah like when Julie Louise Dreyfuss (sp) was one of the spokes people for the beef industry and she was a vegitarian.
 
2012-02-20 04:33:44 PM

groppet: For $20 she better serve it to you and give ya a BJ while you drink it.


I bet the girls are just all over you.
 
2012-02-20 04:41:09 PM
Her parents must have done some favors for people in the wine business because she can't do anything in life unless it's because of her dead relatives' network
 
2012-02-20 04:42:59 PM

dittybopper: That depends. Is it the original puppet from the Ed Sullivan Show, or a recently manufactured Chinese knock-off?


Over in one!!!
 
2012-02-20 04:44:08 PM

groppet: Unshrunken Dink: For some reason, it seems a bit incongruous for a person in recovery from addiction to be slinging wine.

/takes delicate bite from Osama brand bacon sammich

Yeah like when Julie Louise Dreyfuss (sp) was one of the spokes people for the beef industry and she was a vegitarian.


Would it work to Ironically Shoplift it?
 
2012-02-20 04:45:34 PM

FloydA: Backwards Cornfield Races: Why would I pay 20 bucks when I can pay 2 and it tastes the same?

The only wine that doesn't taste like crap is sweet white wine also known as desert wine

Try strawberry Boone's Farm, Sally.


The only good Boone's was Delicious Apple, sadly long out of production. It was the perfect cure for cottonmouth, 20 years ago, when that was an important quality in my choice of beverage.

Fortunately, I now have Wyder's pear cider by the keg and need nothing else.
 
2012-02-20 04:53:04 PM
Only if it's 3 liters of wine would I pay $20! (only slightly kidding)

Do a brown bag blind tasting party with various cost range of the same varietal. You'll most likely see the ones ~$10 win. Aldi stocks a brand called Winking Owl for a little over $3 a bottle. It's actually quite good.
 
2012-02-20 04:54:10 PM

Unshrunken Dink: For some reason, it seems a bit incongruous for a person in recovery from addiction to be slinging wine.

/takes delicate bite from Osama brand bacon sammich


She still does drugs. Well at least she still drinks and smokes weed. There have been several pictures of her drinking and smoking bowls and joints.
 
2012-02-20 04:56:01 PM
Caduceus
 
2012-02-20 04:56:18 PM
If it's not on this web site I'm not interested:

Bum Wines (new window)

/An oldie but a goodie
 
2012-02-20 05:00:34 PM
For $20, I will blow a load of semen on Drew Barrymore's tongue.
 
2012-02-20 05:00:58 PM
He'll try the Pino

wine-flair.com

But he is NOT drinking the Melot!
 
2012-02-20 05:06:20 PM

LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?


Yeah, but you have to watch out for bottle shock.
 
2012-02-20 05:08:28 PM

beerrun


Oh, cut him some slack.
His palette will mature eventually.
Before you know it, he'll be waxing poetic about the subtleties of white zinfandel.


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2012-02-20 05:08:44 PM

cyberspacedout: LeroyBourne: AC/DC makes wine?

Yeah, but you have to watch out for bottle shock.


I prefer their Whole Lotte Rosé, myself.
 
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