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(Ohio.com)   Married female judge caught with female defense attorney naked in backseat of car. I'm guessing it wasn't pro bono work   (ohio.com) divider line 175
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2012-02-20 12:17:16 PM  
Well that's awkward.
 
2012-02-20 12:21:54 PM  
The prosecution was resting
 
2012-02-20 12:28:35 PM  
I thought it was customary to submit your briefs for review.
 
2012-02-20 12:45:15 PM  
I find her vulnerable yet spunky.
 
2012-02-20 12:48:05 PM  
pro boner, perhaps?
 
2012-02-20 12:53:47 PM  
This story sucks without pictures
 
2012-02-20 12:59:11 PM  
www.akronlegalnews.com

/judge
 
2012-02-20 01:05:17 PM  

Lucky LaRue: This story sucks without pictures


I was with you until I saw that the story came from Akron, Ohio.
 
2012-02-20 01:43:08 PM  
His report says Loya smelled of alcohol. However, the defense attorney refused his request to perform sobriety tests. She was cited with the traffic offense. A police officer then drove Loya and Oldfield to the judge's nearby home.

Well, that's usually how it works when you refuse a breathalyzer.
 
2012-02-20 02:03:31 PM  

BunkoSquad: I thought it was customary to submit your briefs for review.


And - Over in three.
 
2012-02-20 02:19:48 PM  
That's a lot of legal briefs to lick.
 
2012-02-20 03:04:16 PM  

Sybarite: [www.akronlegalnews.com image 460x690]

/judge


So in this case it's the defense that's blind? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd hit it if I weren't such a man.
 
2012-02-20 03:06:15 PM  
Finally.
A story that make me happy.
 
2012-02-20 03:06:33 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Sybarite: [www.akronlegalnews.com image 460x690]

/judge

So in this case it's the defense that's blind? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd hit it if I weren't such a man.


She'd look better if her smile didn't look like she wanted to bite the photographer.
 
2012-02-20 03:14:55 PM  

Sybarite: [www.akronlegalnews.com image 460x690]

/judge


I'd hit it.
 
2012-02-20 03:16:41 PM  

Sybarite: [www.akronlegalnews.com image 460x690]

/judge


10 bucks says she takes it up the pooper
 
2012-02-20 03:23:12 PM  

Backwards Cornfield Races: Sybarite: [www.akronlegalnews.com image 460x690]

/judge

10 bucks says she takes it up the pooper


i bet she takes it up there for a lot less than that..
 
2012-02-20 03:24:13 PM  
Reminds me of how I just watched "The Gentlemen's Rant: Homophobia"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-20 03:24:23 PM  
/judge

Is that a public defender under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?
 
2012-02-20 03:24:35 PM  
Beautiful.

Absolutely freakin' beautiful!
 
2012-02-20 03:24:48 PM  
Don't they have 'chambers'?
/send her to my chambers.
 
2012-02-20 03:25:04 PM  
Justice makes for strange bedfellows, eh?

(I wonder how many cases will die because of this?)
 
2012-02-20 03:25:12 PM  
files.www.joyforjudge.com

Yeah...I'm going with tis the truth. I bet she wallop the snot out of a softball
 
2012-02-20 03:25:28 PM  
+1 to Subby
 
2012-02-20 03:26:01 PM  
Looks like she disregarded...*puts on sunglasses*...the penal code.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-02-20 03:26:53 PM  
I find this unusually arousing, pics and all.
 
2012-02-20 03:27:49 PM  
Crewmannumber6: I find this unusually arousing, pics and all.

It's amazing, isn't it? The power of FARK is that in the, oh, five or ten minutes this has been on main, we already have pics of both parties.
 
2012-02-20 03:28:21 PM  
It'll take a good scissoring to cut through all the red tape this causes.
 
2012-02-20 03:28:54 PM  
Backwards Cornfield Races: 10 bucks says she takes it up the pooper

lolcircularprojection
 
2012-02-20 03:29:11 PM  

GAT_00: His report says Loya smelled of alcohol. However, the defense attorney refused his request to perform sobriety tests. She was cited with the traffic offense. A police officer then drove Loya and Oldfield to the judge's nearby home.

Well, that's usually how it works when you refuse a breathalyzer.


Then the cop got to watch before joining in. That's how it works in porn.
 
2012-02-20 03:29:30 PM  
It would seem she was tired of upholding the penal code.
 
2012-02-20 03:30:50 PM  
...scrolling for pic...
Hmmmm, maybe.
*keeps scrolling...
AAAGH. KILL IT.
 
2012-02-20 03:31:00 PM  
No modified wooden gavel?
 
2012-02-20 03:31:02 PM  
Link (new window)

This is like TSG's Friday line up - figure out which one is the Loya...
 
2012-02-20 03:31:11 PM  

Kaka: [files.www.joyforjudge.com image 480x360]

Yeah...I'm going with tis the truth. I bet she wallop the snot out of a softball


Appropriate since she's already punched the Judge's catcher's mitt.
 
2012-02-20 03:31:15 PM  
Pro Bono? Who cares what music she likes.
 
2012-02-20 03:31:50 PM  
If the was parked in a private lot and both occupants were in back seat then the officer has no business administering a sobriety test or even issuing a traffic violation.
 
2012-02-20 03:32:14 PM  
couldn't they have retired to the judges chamber to review some of the questionable items in the briefs?
 
2012-02-20 03:32:22 PM  
Waitaminit, I thought all judges and attorneys looked like Callista Flockhart and Portia De Rossi. What am I gonna do with my boner now?
 
2012-02-20 03:32:30 PM  
Girl on girl is NO bono work
 
2012-02-20 03:32:51 PM  

Sybarite: [www.akronlegalnews.com image 460x690]

/judge


I give a 3
 
2012-02-20 03:33:26 PM  

wellreadneck: No modified wooden gavel?


Wow... just wow.
 
2012-02-20 03:33:48 PM  

wellreadneck: No modified wooden gavel?


win
 
2012-02-20 03:34:04 PM  

GacysBasement: Pro Bono? Who cares what music she likes.


My money says she likes this one little toon

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-20 03:35:11 PM  

Kaka: [files.www.joyforjudge.com image 480x360]

Yeah...I'm going with tis the truth. I bet she wallop the snot out of a softball


Back seat eh? Must be an SUV.
 
2012-02-20 03:35:12 PM  

TheWhoppah: If the was parked in a private lot and both occupants were in back seat then the officer has no business administering a sobriety test or even issuing a traffic violation.


Engine was running.
 
2012-02-20 03:35:28 PM  
Should've done the crotch examination in chambers
 
2012-02-20 03:36:39 PM  
Maybe if the judge had an open and honest relationship with her husband this would be a non issue.

Judge: Honey I'm thinking of having a lesbian affair'
Husband: That sounds exciting, does she go both ways, why don't you bring her home tonight?
Judge: Let me make a call.

Everyman's dream?
 
2012-02-20 03:36:45 PM  

Angry Buddha: It'll take a good scissoring to cut through all the red tape this causes.


One keyboard please....
I'll put it on Amazon so you know which one...
 
2012-02-20 03:37:36 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Kaka: [files.www.joyforjudge.com image 480x360]

Yeah...I'm going with tis the truth. I bet she wallop the snot out of a softball

Back seat eh? Must be an SUV.


My guess was that it was a Subaru Forester.
 
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