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(Washington Post)   98% of Catholic woman have used contraception at some point. But since they're not using all the time, or may no longer want to use it, it's a "lie"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 256
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2012-02-20 02:10:38 PM
hitlersbrain: So, when cloning is perfected will we have to go through the whole Lintilla / Allitnel thing?

If we could find a way to make Allitnil production affordable, they could actually be a great source of quick-release, easy-to-transport energy.
 
2012-02-20 02:21:51 PM
Amos Quito: debug: Why is it that women need their birth control paid for by insurance, but you can't use insurance to pay for condoms?

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A prescription for a 1 month brand name oral contraceptive is upwards of $80 (3 months for a generic is upwards of $80) [without copay]. Brand name copays are still helluh expensive, and a lot of times require a PA from the physician, meaning the special ones who don't call in their prescription ahead of time have to wait a week or two to receive it. A box of ~30 condoms, on the other hand, is $5. Take your pick.

/Deals Drugs for a Living
/Is also a devout Catholic
/thinks the Catholic rhetoric against contraceptives is archaic bullshiat stemming from a debate in the 1930s and totally irrelevant to religion.
 
2012-02-20 02:23:12 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker: RE Lando Lincoln
"I don't hate Catholics. None of the Catholics I know are up in arms about the Catholic church providing co-pays for birth control. The people that run the Catholic church, on the other hand, can suck my balls."

But they don't want to. You're too old.


That really hurts, man. I think my balls are very youthful, and here you are, bringing me down. Happy Monday to you too.
 
2012-02-20 02:24:40 PM
Baumli: Amos Quito: debug: Why is it that women need their birth control paid for by insurance, but you can't use insurance to pay for condoms?

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A prescription for a 1 month brand name oral contraceptive is upwards of $80 (3 months for a generic is upwards of $80) [without copay]. Brand name copays are still helluh expensive, and a lot of times require a PA from the physician, meaning the special ones who don't call in their prescription ahead of time have to wait a week or two to receive it. A box of ~30 condoms, on the other hand, is $5. Take your pick.



Also, condoms aren't manufactured by pharmaceutical giants.

So there's that.
 
2012-02-20 02:31:35 PM
Amos Quito: Baumli: Amos Quito: debug: Why is it that women need their birth control paid for by insurance, but you can't use insurance to pay for condoms?

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A prescription for a 1 month brand name oral contraceptive is upwards of $80 (3 months for a generic is upwards of $80) [without copay]. Brand name copays are still helluh expensive, and a lot of times require a PA from the physician, meaning the special ones who don't call in their prescription ahead of time have to wait a week or two to receive it. A box of ~30 condoms, on the other hand, is $5. Take your pick.


Also, condoms aren't manufactured by pharmaceutical giants.

So there's that.


And the fact that has been brought up here many times - not all women who use the pill use it primarily for contraception.
 
2012-02-20 02:49:40 PM
bacchanalias and consequences: If I remember correctly, the official line is that the half of a person inside you sperm and her egg counts as a potential whole person. So if there were even a chance divine judgment could make a baby and you fooled around with it then it is murder.

With a straight face they say that.


I've not actually heard that one but it would certainly cover masturbation which for some reason is considered a sin as well. If one believes in divine intervention, I have proof that God's will is something that won't be denied by some silly prophylactic. That would be my third child. The condom didn't break and we stuck to the use guidelines.

As for me, I just say "these things happen." I can't imagine that level of micromanagement by an omniscient being.
 
2012-02-20 02:53:43 PM
debug: I realize that IUD's and such are also covered, but again, that's for women. The rule covers all contraception for women. I'm asking why men's contraceptives aren't covered by insurance also.

See if you can get your doctor to write you an rx for condoms and then try to use your insurance to pay for them at the pharmacy.


Actually, a vasectomy is covered under many plans, but not the current plans by many Catholic hospitals or universities. Under this legislation they would be covered.
 
2012-02-20 03:12:29 PM
fozziewazzi: Do we really need surveys? How's this - give the me the average family size for catholics 40 years ago, and for today. Whether most catholics are using contraceptives today will be self-evident.

Uh, did you ever take a moment to consider the possibility that today's Catholics are more devout and are spending so much time at mass and reading the bible that they're too exhausted for sex?

*snicker*
 
2012-02-20 03:14:34 PM
DarnoKonrad: I think the American church has largely been infiltrated by right wing ideologues.

Perhaps somewhat; however, the American Catholic clerical leadership is pretty much in line with the global Catholic Church leadership on the contraception issue.
 
2012-02-20 03:20:04 PM
Pardon me if I find it difficult to give a flying fark about what a bunch of child molesters think. Sorry... it's just true.
 
2012-02-20 03:20:16 PM
ArkAngel: Lsherm: Well, no, it's a lie because the only women in the survey were aged 15-44 and had sexual experience. So it's not 98% of Catholic women, or anywhere near it.

Actually, the article does a great job of breaking down exactly WHY it's a bogus statistic.

This. It's like a lung disease study who put people who quit ten years ago in the same category as current two-pack-a-day smokers


Or the cell phone/cancer study that put the heaviest users in the control group.

/Might not be the exact same, but still messed up. And this was the go-to study that was highly touted last year by the cell phone industry.
 
2012-02-20 03:22:07 PM
RE Lando Lincoln
"That really hurts, man. I think my balls are very youthful, and here you are, bringing me down. Happy Monday to you too."

I'm sure your gonads are stunning, but since they're attached to someone older than 14 years of age (I assume), they're a no-fly zone for kid farkers.

Buck up. I bet someone out there wants to lavish attention on your balls. For free, even.
 
2012-02-20 03:29:46 PM
factoryconnection: I can't imagine that level of micromanagement by an omniscient being.

What really gets me is it's the retroactive murder of a person who never existed. I mean not even Phillip K. Dick would go there.

I am for a condom free heaven, though.

/"That's heeeeaven to me."
//Sam Cook rolls over in his grave.
 
2012-02-20 03:35:16 PM
DarnoKonrad: debug: The rule covers all contraception for women. I'm asking why men's contraceptives aren't covered by insurance also.


There's really no such thing as "mens contraceptive," because they can't get pregnant. But condoms, as a barrier contraceptive to prevent women from becoming pregnant, are also covered by this rule.

"All Food and Drug Administration approved contraceptive methods, sterilization procedures, and patient education and counseling for all women with reproductive capacity."


So MILFs aren't going to be protected from STD?
 
2012-02-20 03:40:39 PM
Baumli: Amos Quito: debug: Why is it that women need their birth control paid for by insurance, but you can't use insurance to pay for condoms?

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 400x400]

A prescription for a 1 month brand name oral contraceptive is upwards of $80 (3 months for a generic is upwards of $80) [without copay]. Brand name copays are still helluh expensive, and a lot of times require a PA from the physician, meaning the special ones who don't call in their prescription ahead of time have to wait a week or two to receive it. A box of ~30 condoms, on the other hand, is $5. Take your pick.


Counterpoint: bareback is way sexier, and feels better as well.

I'll gladly chip in a bit of $$$ for my GF's pills, plus it means that she pretty much has to.

/just kidding
//she pays for her OWN pills
 
2012-02-20 04:05:07 PM
I was really confused by that article until the helpful "Pinochio" rating system at the end.

www.washingtonpost.comwww.washingtonpost.com

It all makes perfect sense now.


DAMN YOU FARTBONGO!!!!
 
2012-02-20 04:06:41 PM
davideggy: 0% of Catholic women have ever used birth control. If they used birth control, they are not a true Catholic.

Catholicism explicitly states that basically everyone sins, and it doesn't disqualify you from being Catholic. You just have to confess and be forgiven occasionally.

They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.
 
2012-02-20 04:29:01 PM
EbolaNYC: It's clear that what is needed here is a panel discussion with Celibate * wise older men to tell us all what the modern sexual practices of women are and how they should handle it. Right?

FTFY

/ * YMMV they are supposedly Celibate
// Until an alter boy comes around
 
2012-02-20 04:30:09 PM
kpaxoid: A Catholic woman is permitted to prevent pregnancy using mathematics, but not physics or chemistry.

Duh 'cause everyone knows that women are bad at math and stuff

/ Right?
 
2012-02-20 04:42:07 PM
Jim_Callahan: They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.

What branch of Christianity says that it's possible to never sin?

One of the fundamental differences between Catholicism and Protestantism is that protestants believe that absolution of sins is a gift from God, and only a gift (meaning there is nothing a person or the Church can do to grant forgiveness of sins). Contrast this to the Catholic approach that requires confession and penance for absolution.

Remember, though, that saying all Protestants believe the same thing is like saying that Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum believe the same things because they're both Republican. Unlike the Catholic church, there is no central Protestant authority over theology and practice, so there's a much more diverse range of beliefs that fit under that term and there's no single official definition of what it means (in theological terms) to be a Protestant.
 
2012-02-20 04:55:58 PM
Fubini: Jim_Callahan: They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.

What branch of Christianity says that it's possible to never sin?


None of them teach it. But many of the laity seem to believe it. Or at least, that THEIR sins aren't nearly as awful as the sins of their neighbors. After all, when YOU sin, it's because the temptation is too great, the struggle too difficult, and no one could hope to win. When OTHER people sin, it's because they clearly aren't even trying. Those filthy, unrepentant sinners. Where is their sense of shame?
 
2012-02-20 05:00:06 PM
Fubini: Jim_Callahan: They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.

What branch of Christianity says that it's possible to never sin?

One of the fundamental differences between Catholicism and Protestantism is that protestants believe that absolution of sins is a gift from God, and only a gift (meaning there is nothing a person or the Church can do to grant forgiveness of sins). Contrast this to the Catholic approach that requires confession and penance for absolution.

Remember, though, that saying all Protestants believe the same thing is like saying that Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum believe the same things because they're both Republican. Unlike the Catholic church, there is no central Protestant authority over theology and practice, so there's a much more diverse range of beliefs that fit under that term and there's no single official definition of what it means (in theological terms) to be a Protestant.


I thought that some aspects of Protestantism were derived from Luther's writings (e.g. faith not works, James is "an epistle of straw", everyone can go to the Bible themselves instead of needing to go through a priest, etc.) and a shared bible version (different from the Catholics). While there are Lutheran ideas that are clearly not practiced by modern churches, I thought that his work formed the foundation of their faith, and that most of the disagreements were on implementation and details, not on the theology.

I mean, it's not like the Catholicism that is practiced in the US matches the Catholicism practiced in many other countries in detail. They match on theology (role of the Pope, role of the virgin Mary, etc.), but implementation differs in different areas.
 
2012-02-20 05:02:17 PM
Jim_Callahan: davideggy: 0% of Catholic women have ever used birth control. If they used birth control, they are not a true Catholic.

Catholicism explicitly states that basically everyone sins, and it doesn't disqualify you from being Catholic. You just have to confess and be forgiven occasionally.

They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.


Technically true...........but you're not being a very good Catholic if you intentionally sin on a regular basis knowing that you'll just confess to it and be square with Jebus.
 
2012-02-20 05:14:32 PM
Born_Again_Bavarian: Technically true...........but you're not being a very good Catholic if you intentionally sin on a regular basis knowing that you'll just confess to it and be square with Jebus.

Dude, that was TOTALLY my strategy until I finally walked away in my teens.
 
2012-02-20 05:16:08 PM
Number40: The basis of Christianity is not that Christ was born. It IS based on the resurrection.

Actually for the first centuries it was Jesus' birth that was the big deal, the whole resurrection thing took a while to become a big deal.
 
2012-02-20 05:16:17 PM
Cut to the farking chase. This is mere quibbling by pols and priest's whose only direct interest in furburgers is either in getting into them or getting away from them. In all cases the underlying theme is all about reasserting control over the logistics (ours, biatch - not yours).

Just do a quick search on legislation, introduced in various states, over the past decade, that would require a woman to report ALL miscarriages to local law enforcement.

/what is that old, Jewish, prayer-hosanna? `thank you, lord, that I wasn't born a woman'?
//Dworkin, et al, were wrong in asserting all penetration is rape - but, hey, ladies, you are going to get `raped' (by a most unpleasant set of characters).
///vote `em out, or let them in...
 
2012-02-20 05:32:37 PM
Born_Again_Bavarian: Jim_Callahan: davideggy: 0% of Catholic women have ever used birth control. If they used birth control, they are not a true Catholic.

Catholicism explicitly states that basically everyone sins, and it doesn't disqualify you from being Catholic. You just have to confess and be forgiven occasionally.

They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.

Technically true...........but you're not being a very good Catholic if you intentionally sin on a regular basis knowing that you'll just confess to it and be square with Jebus.


You're also risking that you won't die suddenly before you're capable of confession.

I actually brought up this very scenario with a priest and his answer was you have to actually mean the confession. You have to truly confess in your heart and God will know. So you can't pretend to confess on your deathbed just because you want to get into heaven, you have to actually be remorseful and repentant and whatnot.

If you think you can pull one over on God, you must not think very highly of him.
 
2012-02-20 06:15:15 PM
Mike Chewbacca: BigBooper: /dig far enough and deep enough, and every one is dirty

CSB: Henry VIII is a second cousin of mine, and Oliver Cromwell is a first cousin, numerous times removed of course. Edward Whalley is an uncle. Nothing says "dirt" quite like a regicide.


Not true.

"Second cousin" would mean that you need to go back 2 generations to find a sibling relationship. I doubt your grandparents were siblings with Henry. I doubt your parents were siblings of Oliver.

"Removed" refers to differing generations. Your second cousins parents are your first cousins once removed. Your second cousins' kids are your second cousins once removed.
 
2012-02-20 06:15:52 PM
Jim_Callahan: davideggy: 0% of Catholic women have ever used birth control. If they used birth control, they are not a true Catholic.

Catholicism explicitly states that basically everyone sins, and it doesn't disqualify you from being Catholic. You just have to confess and be forgiven occasionally.

They don't engage in that no true scotsman stuff, it's one of the few ways in which the Church is actually superior to its protestant cousins.


I believe "go forth and sin no more" is also a requirement.
 
2012-02-20 06:49:55 PM
WinoRhino: Lsherm: Well, no, it's a lie because the only women in the survey were aged 15-44 and had sexual experience. So it's not 98% of Catholic women, or anywhere near it.

My mother was a nun for 10 years. She quit the order and eventually married my father. She told us continuously throughout our upbringing that she and my father were virgins until they got married, and that premarital sex and birth control were wrong. As an adult I found out I was the result of a broken condom or something. My mother let that fact slip out during an argument about abortion, saying "If your father and I believed in abortion you wouldn't be here! You were unplanned because birth control isn't 100% reliable!" So here you had an ex-nun, someone who you'd imagine was fairly Catholic, constantly preaching against birth control then accidentally admitting that sure, they used it. My point is that the study might be bogus because people lie. They wouldn't lie about using birth control, they would lie about NOT using birth control (especially when they would be judged morally for doing so.) My guess is the percentage is higher.


HAHAHAHAAHA! I have a similar story to yours. Instead, I exist because a fertility doctor told my Dad it would be "difficult" for him to have kids. So he threw away the condoms and I was born 9 months later! He brought me into the doctor, put me on the desk and said "you were wrong".

My Mom did a "this is were I farked up" sex talk ahahaha. Rhythm cycle is why I have 3 brothers instead of 1. Though with the youngest 2 they both were drunk, had run out of condoms, too lazy to go to the corner store, and then (drunkenly) figured they were fine via rhythm cycle.

I think the "You're alive because Mommy and Daddy screwed up" is the best sex talk you could give. It's why I am SUPER careful. I made it to 25 so far no kids, which is like 90 percent better success rate than my family and hometown.

I'm glad women have smartened up and more information is out there! I knew more than my Mom about BC because she was raised in a strict Catholic household (My grandma was horrified when my Mom asked what boobs are for!) and never had sex education (Catholic School in the 70's). My Mom was both a bit shocked and glad. Hell, my Mom didn't know what UTI's were!
 
2012-02-20 06:54:58 PM
tjfly: >98% of people think contraception is a good thing. Why is this an issue? Seriously, put it to referendum and be done with this nonsense.

I'd rather they just keep waging their war on women all the way up until November. Then 53% of the voting age populace will be making sure to get to the polls to tell these fundie pricks off.

Seriously, GOP, you're waging war against over HALF of potential voters.... And that's just on this one issue.

If the GOP doesn't get their asses handed to them in November I will lose the last remaining bit of hope I have for this country.
 
2012-02-20 07:25:48 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: If the GOP doesn't get their asses handed to them in November I will lose the last remaining bit of hope I have for this country.

If they don't, then the Taliban will have a political party by the next election, running on the same "principles"
 
2012-02-20 07:39:39 PM
My mom and dad were some of the most devout Catholics on Earth and they still told me to use a rubber. The Republicans aren't going to get any new Catholic votes over this, outside of the clergy.
 
2012-02-20 08:11:28 PM
How many were sexuallly active while wearing seat belts?
 
2012-02-20 08:32:55 PM
ajt167: Okay, I think all forms of contraception should be covered and all of that stuff, but I don't know why a statistic like this, true or not, is relevent. The view of a church doesn't change just because the followers disagree.

However, the view of the the church isn't law, nor should law be based on "this is what some celibate male church leader wants".

If they want to ask their followers not to use contraception, they are welcome to do so. When they start trying to force that choice on people, they are crossing a line.
 
2012-02-20 08:39:23 PM
It really doesn't matter what the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church think. What matters is that Roman Catholics the world over continue to support that thinking, both financially and tacitly. Catholics will tell you to your face that they "don't agree" with a lot of Church teaching and rules, but they still bankroll it, and remain silent within the Church. Which is as good as agreeing.

So I'm not impressed with the lip service I hear from walkaday Catholics. I don't care what you say. It's what you *do* that matters. Stop tithing, or cut back on your tithing. Give directly to nondenominational charities doing the same kinds of 'good works' -- there are lots of them -- and tell your Church leaders why. (You can do it anonymously.) Stage walkouts from Mass, as self-respecting Catholics did in Maine when they heard virulently anti-gay political rhetoric from the pulpit. Stop buying all that stupid Catholic crap -- Jesus cares what you think and feel and do, not what you spend, and especially not what you spend on a Church that's already very wealthy (despite claims to the contrary -- but of course you can't know, since the books are closed to *your* eyes). Be bold enough to speak out, to speak up and challenge what you're told. Surely, God's True Church would not condemn one who desires to be clear in mind and spirit. Those old guys in robes are just men, and extremely fallible, just like you and me. They *can* lie and sin. Some of them *do*. The evidence has been in front of you for many years, so you can't claim ignorance.

Whatever you do, DO SOMETHING. And until you do, don't try to placate me with your platitudes. You're only insulting me and making excuses for yourself, and I can't respect that.
 
2012-02-20 09:24:58 PM
keylock71: Lando Lincoln: themeaningoflifeisnot: It's too bad that Farkers absolutely hate Catholics. The birth control issue aside, you'd think Catholics never did a good thing for anyone.

I don't hate Catholics. None of the Catholics I know are up in arms about the Catholic church providing co-pays for birth control.

The people that run the Catholic church, on the other hand, can suck my balls.

Agreed.

I've found Catholics to be far more moderate and reasonable than their Evangelical counterparts, as well. Yeah, you still meet many hardcore Catholics, particularly regarding abortion, but, in general, the Catholics I know (I was raised catholic myself, but I'm areligious these days) very rarely discuss their religion with others and aren't nearly as militant as the Evangelicals I've known in my life.


This. I have many friends who are Catholic. Some of them even go to Mass every week, but it seems like the vast majority of Catholics have learned to ignore the derp coming from the Vatican and get on with their lives.I bet if the Pope was to declare birth control to be okay, and that the church would be ordaining women and married men, over 9 out of 10 Catholics would say "it's about farking time!"

On the other hand, I can't be friends with people who feel it is their mission in life to constantly proselytize to others, and therefore I cannot be friends with a Fundamentalist, or even tolerate them for more than a couple seconds.

If nothing else can illustrate this point, consider all the wonderful contributions to our culture: the great literature, science, and art made by evangelical fundamentalists:

...
 
2012-02-20 09:31:45 PM
Spaghettiows: My mom and dad were some of the most devout Catholics on Earth and they still told me to use a rubber. The Republicans aren't going to get any new Catholic votes over this, outside of the clergy.

On the other hand, maybe Republicans are just trying to get inside the clergy.

/giggity
 
2012-02-20 10:08:59 PM
Troy McClure: The fact that you can go to any Catholic church and find next to no families with 8 or more kids tells you all or almost all Catholic women are using birth control.

THIS THIS THIS.

With a few caveats: does not apply in certain areas (namely ones with mass in Spanish) and there may be 1-2 families with 6+ kids... but it's a rarity these days.

I went to at least dozen Catholic churches growing up (working to the upper end of middle class, did CYO leadership stuff). I can count the families with 6+ kids on one hand... they were pretty obvious in the pews.

Hell, even growing up from 2nd - 12th grade I only knew one family with 6+ kids, and they had two sets of twins in there. They were Catholic, though... roughly half my classmates were (Christmas and Easter Only for at least half of those too, though).
 
2012-02-20 10:12:47 PM
Lsherm: Well, no, it's a lie because the only women in the survey were aged 15-44 and had sexual experience. So it's not 98% of Catholic women, or anywhere near it.

Actually, the article does a great job of breaking down exactly WHY it's a bogus statistic.


It's only a bogus statistic if you don't grasp the concept of the present perfect.
 
2012-02-20 10:54:19 PM
"But while the study says that 98 percent of "sexually experienced Catholic women" have "ever used a contraceptive method other than natural planning," the data shown in the report does not actually back up that claim. In fact, a supplementary table in the report, on page 8, even appears to undermine that statistic, since it shows that 11 percent of Catholic women currently using no method at all. That has led to criticism of the statistic."

If you think that "ever" and "currently" are synonyms, your criticism is invalid.
 
2012-02-20 10:54:30 PM
brantgoose: Hey, it's like one of those silent "e" bits from the Electric Company! The power of silent "g".

He can turn Nome into a gnome?
 
2012-02-20 11:31:34 PM
Cool story:

Once upon a time, I was at a party, and met a girl. She seemed nice, I spent an hour or so giving her a backrub.

At one point, she asks me "what do you expect from me?" I was drinking a bit, kind of depressed at having recently been dumped, and was just enjoying some human contact. So I said "I'm just expecting to give you a backrub."

About 15 minutes later, she says "I'm catholic." I say, of course, "I don't care, I'm atheist."

Maybe 10 minutes after that, she asks me "do you have a condom?" I say, "not on me, but I think I might have one in the car." She says "let's go to my place."
 
2012-02-20 11:40:08 PM
ongbok: debug: Why is it that women need their birth control paid for by insurance, but you can't use insurance to pay for condoms?

Because there are plenty of places to get free condoms, but there aren't places where you can get free female birth control. If you can't figure out where to get free condoms you aren't smart enough to be having sex.


Your mom's house?
 
2012-02-20 11:50:32 PM
dosboot: The media keeps trumpeting the lie that this is just about birth control. I is also about forcing a church/religious institutions to finance abortions. The media also trumpets that it is just the Catholics who are against this plan. The Orthodox Jews, Southern Baptists, and Muslims have all objected to it.

So now "lie" is Newspeak for "anything I don't like." Got it.
 
2012-02-21 12:15:57 AM
keep your legs crossed you dirty, dirty sluts
 
2012-02-21 01:25:39 AM
Technically my wife is Catholic. 20 years ago.

She's been cut, snipped, clamped, welded, sewn and soldered. My supersperm can't get through that no matter how many times we try. Are we sinners for that? fark no. We have 3 kids total from previous marriages. We are terrible, horrible sinners destined for hell. Except that I'm going Tartarus, not Hades. Mrs. Smurf is destined to go to Limbo. We're planning on taking over and setting up brothels.
 
2012-02-21 02:04:15 AM
Wyalt Derp: This survey is BS because it only counts Catholic women who are sexually active and not the ones that just lie there.

+1

/Best post of the thread.
 
2012-02-21 02:54:58 AM
Lando Lincoln: Fubini: The government does have a right to determine whether you're a sincere believer, which clearly you would not be.

That's total bullshiat. Who the fark are they do tell me that my beliefs are not sincere? When Dagon comes down from his lava mountain to lay judgment on them, they'll farking rue the day that they told me my beliefs were not sincere.


You tell 'em, muthsera.
 
2012-02-21 08:16:24 AM
The article is right. I'm convinced. The statistics are incorrect and therefore a bunch of superstitious old men in dresses who burn incense and rub oil on each others feet and run a child rape crime syndicate really are the ones who should determine our national health care policy.
 
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