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(Naples Daily News)   Man arrested at Florida bank claims he's CIA director, half orangutan   (naplesnews.com) divider line 21
    More: Florida, CIA, cia director, Naples, deadly weapon, orangutans  
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2012-02-20 09:43:18 AM
Ook?
 
2012-02-20 10:15:07 AM

Sybarite: Ook?


Over in one.
 
2012-02-20 10:47:19 AM
Clyde?

/Too obscure?
 
2012-02-20 10:57:58 AM
We're done here, folks. Turn out the lights.
 
2012-02-20 11:01:19 AM
He's undercover -duh.
 
2012-02-20 11:04:11 AM
Done? But Subby's headline doesn't mention that the guy also claimed to be Elvis Presley's brother (Aaron Presley?) and a good friend of President Bush, with whom he shares a lawyer.

For one thing, I would like to know if the claim that he shares a lawyer with President Bush (which President Bush?) is made by him or a fact established by the journalist.

Should I add him to the list of dubious relations, friends, and acquaintances of the Bush Dynasty or is he just schizophrenic?

He's too young to be Aaron Presley, and half orang-outang is giving him too much credit, but he might share a lawyer with one of the Bush Presidents. Even a sane person might have the same lawyer as a Bush (except former Attorney General, Alberto Gonzalez, of course--you'd be nuts to have him for your lawyer).
 
2012-02-20 11:04:45 AM
Everyone deals with the realization they have monkey blood and others do not differently.
 
2012-02-20 11:07:32 AM
Oh thank god he's ok. Over here at the Fusion Center we've been worried sick over his disappearance.
 
2012-02-20 11:07:35 AM
In before comments about the guy's political affiliation.
 
2012-02-20 11:08:30 AM
He looks like the type that might inquire about whether you're proficient in magical arts.
 
2012-02-20 11:12:30 AM

cgraves67: He looks like the type that might inquire about whether you're proficient in magical arts.


I happen to be pretty good with a bo staff.
 
2012-02-20 11:17:50 AM
Is he the one that spreaded the AIDS?!?!?!?!
 
2012-02-20 11:18:01 AM

Nogrhi: Sybarite: Ook?

Over in one.


Yep...
 
2012-02-20 11:22:53 AM
He claims to be an orangutan, yet he used the M-word. This smells of Librarian-poo.
 
2012-02-20 11:36:13 AM
Don't leave home without it.
kerplinq.net
 
2012-02-20 11:37:08 AM

Bondith: He claims to be an orangutan, yet he used the M-word. This smells of Librarian-poo.


Came here to say this.

/why didn't he demand peanuts and bananas?
 
2012-02-20 11:39:22 AM

AirForceVet: Clyde?

/Too obscure?


You're kidding, right?

Anyone want to 'shop a Charlie Sheen / Jersey guido morph?
 
2012-02-20 11:40:20 AM
he told deputies he was half orangutan and needed to call the "Fusion Center" to ask about his monkey blood

This is what happens when you introduce the "theory" of evolution into schools. You tell a man that his uncle was a monkey and he can't help but be concerned about it.
 
2012-02-20 12:17:24 PM
"A Naples man is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after an incident Friday outside a bank, where he told deputies he was half orangutan and needed to call the "Fusion Center" to ask about his monkey blood."

upload.wikimedia.org


Mercurochrome .. yeah i need some too.


/adjusts onion belt and yells at clouds
 
2012-02-20 12:44:53 PM
Obviously an imposter. Everyone knows Pig-man is the director of the CIA.
 
2012-02-20 10:48:16 PM
Orangutans do love monster trucks

/obscure?
 
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