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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Holy Carp, nuke it from orbit   (smh.com.au) divider line 53
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2012-02-19 03:02:01 PM  
Is it legal to fish with an RPG? o_o'
 
2012-02-19 03:18:30 PM  
...then add lemon and butter sauce. Yum!
 
2012-02-19 06:22:34 PM  
I won't lie. I might have sex with it.
 
2012-02-19 07:23:36 PM  
Now I know where they got the inspiration for the creature in Predator
 
2012-02-19 07:51:40 PM  
Hasn't that damned fish been greenlighted about six different times by now?

/It's still ugly.
 
2012-02-19 07:51:48 PM  
That is why I only swim in hotel pools anymore.
 
2012-02-19 07:54:09 PM  

Coelacanth: That is why I only swim in hotel pools anymore.


Me too. Plus, my violent and uncontrollable diarrhea.
 
2012-02-19 07:54:19 PM  
Good show, he catches some real man-eaters. mmm new season
 
2012-02-19 07:54:37 PM  
Oh... my... Cod!
 
2012-02-19 07:56:03 PM  
The Amazon has the Candiru aka the penis fish. So this thing only scares me a little bit.
 
2012-02-19 07:56:34 PM  

Cybernetic: Hasn't that damned fish been greenlighted about six different times by now?


The most wonderful thing about tiggerfish is... it's the only one!
 
2012-02-19 07:56:48 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
it wasn't done being absorbed
 
2012-02-19 07:57:29 PM  
That thing is making me scrod.
 
2012-02-19 07:59:18 PM  
we're going to have left-overs for months.
 
2012-02-19 08:00:22 PM  
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2012-02-19 08:04:50 PM  
motivateurself.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-19 08:05:12 PM  
It's a farking tiger (fish) man!
Never get out of the boat!

/obscure?
 
2012-02-19 08:07:26 PM  
 
2012-02-19 08:07:56 PM  

Coelacanth: That is why I only swim in hotel pools anymore.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-02-19 08:09:14 PM  

sirgrim: Good show, he catches some real man-eaters. mmm new season


Agreed. I've always found his show to be a nice, calm watch. One of the few shows I regularly watch on TV. Just not a big TV watcher.
 
2012-02-19 08:13:22 PM  

largedon: sirgrim: Good show, he catches some real man-eaters. mmm new season

Agreed. I've always found his show to be a nice, calm watch. One of the few shows I regularly watch on TV. Just not a big TV watcher.


Same here.
 
2012-02-19 08:17:14 PM  
Soup or salad with that?
 
2012-02-19 08:18:39 PM  
A female friend of mine has a total crush on him and wants to have his babies.
 
2012-02-19 08:22:06 PM  
pool.theinfosphere.org

/my manwich!
 
2012-02-19 08:23:25 PM  
LordJiro ,largedon: sirgrim: Good show, he catches some real man-eaters. mmm new season
Agreed. I've always found his show to be a nice, calm watch. One of the few shows I regularly watch on TV. Just not a big TV watcher.
Same here.


It isn't just about the fish either. He manages to get a good part exotic travel and culture show, something like Michael Palin did.

/Sports fishing, travel, culture, biology. Pretty amazing show.
 
2012-02-19 08:31:20 PM  
photoshopped
 
2012-02-19 08:32:05 PM  
No surprise there to any dwarf fortress player.
 
2012-02-19 08:48:43 PM  

Tergiversada: It's a farking tiger (fish) man!
Never get out of the boat!

/obscure?


Apocalypse Now I believe
 
2012-02-19 08:48:48 PM  
ficdn.fashionindie.com
 
2012-02-19 08:49:04 PM  
img62.imageshack.us
"LOL"
 
2012-02-19 08:59:12 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Coelacanth: That is why I only swim in hotel pools anymore.

Me too. Plus, my violent and uncontrollable diarrhea.


Well, that's... You mind getting out of the pool, Ed?
 
2012-02-19 08:59:15 PM  

Coelacanth: That is why I only swim in hotel pools anymore.


this would explain why you were assumed to be extinct.....
 
2012-02-19 09:02:32 PM  

The Voice of Doom: [img62.imageshack.us image 353x531]
"LOL"


img62.imageshack.us

Back away, motherfarker, I'm a surgeon with this carp- but at this distance, I don't have to be.
 
2012-02-19 09:03:03 PM  
Had one of these awhile back, much smaller.
My mated pair of Jack Dempsey Killed it.
http://www.willegal.net/tropical_fish/jack.jpg
 
2012-02-19 09:21:25 PM  
Ugly. I wonder how it tastes though.
 
2012-02-19 09:35:22 PM  

jdhj2: Had one of these awhile back, much smaller.
My mated pair of Jack Dempsey Killed it.
http://www.willegal.net/tropical_fish/jack.jpg


Man, Jack's are homicidal by themselves. I'd hate to see what a mated pair does to a tank. Got anything in there with them?

/have a male Venustus that will rip anything not armor plated to pieces.
//and the loaches, but they are goddamn ninjas.
 
2012-02-19 09:40:04 PM  
I'm not noodlin that.
 
2012-02-19 09:42:06 PM  

A_Glass_Of_Pink: A female friend of mine has a total crush on him and wants to have his babies.


I've never heard of this guy before, but yeah, maybe.

BlaqueKatt: Coelacanth: That is why I only swim in hotel pools anymore.
this would explain why you were assumed to be extinct.....


Ha.
 
2012-02-19 10:00:10 PM  
Australia, of course.

Why do we let that continent live?
 
2012-02-19 10:04:52 PM  

Ed Finnerty: I won't lie. I might have sex with it.


Well, I'd say it was better looking than most ladies from England...
 
2012-02-19 10:24:46 PM  
Forced persepective is forced.
 
2012-02-19 10:35:49 PM  
wasn't this pic in a photoshop contest?
 
2012-02-19 10:42:17 PM  
img62.imageshack.us

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2012-02-19 10:43:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Australia, of course.

Why do we let that continent live?


you know how i know you didn't read it?
 
2012-02-19 10:46:54 PM  

UsikFark: The Voice of Doom: [img62.imageshack.us image 353x531]
"LOL"

[img62.imageshack.us image 353x531]

Back away, motherfarker, I'm a surgeon with this carp- but at this distance, I don't have to be.


Shopped!

Lensed!
 
2012-02-19 10:58:14 PM  

Tergiversada: It's a farking tiger (fish) man!
Never get out of the boat!

/obscure?


Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you're going all the way.
 
2012-02-19 10:58:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Australia, of course.

Why do we let that continent live?


The Congo River is now in Australia. Who knew?

/As far as I can recall, Jeremy Wade's not fished for ANY purely-Australian fish. He's caught bull sharks and sawfish in Australia, but both of those can be found all over the world.
 
2012-02-19 11:31:54 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: Gyrfalcon: Australia, of course.

Why do we let that continent live?

you know how i know you didn't read it?


Either way.
 
2012-02-20 12:07:49 AM  

BabyFaceFinster: [img62.imageshack.us image 353x531]

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I'll see you and raise...


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2012-02-20 01:18:03 AM  
If I went fishing for something like that, I would figure out how to make depth charges work in a river. Then I would launch them from about 50 feet back from the riverbank.
 
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