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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Woman facing trial on charges she stole $2 pumpkin says DA is out of his gourd   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, funnel cakes, gourds, jury trials, Annette Atencio  
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6612 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2012 at 1:26 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-02-19 02:37:07 PM  
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thirdful: She stole a pumpkin and needs to go to jail. Cops should have used a taser on her just in case. Warming shot to the leg would have also been acceptable. God know there is enough people running around the city with a stolen pumpkin in hand.

shot to the heart
pumpkin to blame
punkin poachins
a bad game
2012-02-19 01:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
What in the Samhain is going on there? The court has to be rotten to let he whither on the vine like that... And something about pie...
2012-02-19 01:28:50 PM  
1 vote:
I am sure she is going to get squashed at trial. . .
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