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(Daily Mail)   Just because it's cold outside, how about a Victoria's Secret bikini shoot?   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Victoria's Secret, Helen Flanagan, Coronation Street, Sunday Mirror, bikinis, spa  
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2012-02-19 12:49:23 PM  
I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/And they complain Americans are too fat?
 
2012-02-19 12:57:33 PM  

AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?


I came here to drop off the same picture.

Apparently it's cold there, too.
 
2012-02-19 01:06:20 PM  

AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?


This
 
2012-02-19 01:09:56 PM  
How about yes?
 
2012-02-19 01:41:01 PM  

Demetrius: AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?

I came here to drop off the same picture.

Apparently it's cold there, too.


Shrinkage can come from obesity, not just temperature.
 
2012-02-19 01:51:26 PM  
Look closely:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Skinny attractive women were designed to fit tightly with larger older men. It's like human lego.
 
2012-02-19 02:08:26 PM  
I like getting erections and then masturbating.
I do it every morning.
 
2012-02-19 02:36:50 PM  

AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

i.dailymail.co.uk


He doesn't have a belly button; that's a bald man trying to emerge from his stomach.
 
2012-02-19 02:38:20 PM  
Now for another exciting episode of "My she's loverly AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT I EXIST!"
 
2012-02-19 03:09:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

i.dailymail.co.uk

He doesn't have a belly button; that's a bald man trying to emerge from his stomach.


She has an inny to his outy -Legos!
 
2012-02-19 03:12:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: She has an inny to his outy -Legos!


Yours is a disturbing but possibly accurate theory.
 
2012-02-19 04:25:23 PM  

AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?


Wait, there's a fat guy in that picture? Oh, there he is... I didn't notice. Now I need eye bleach.
 
2012-02-19 04:28:23 PM  
She's purty.
 
2012-02-19 04:28:28 PM  
i sometimes find it hard to believe that women like this actually exist in the real world.
 
2012-02-19 04:28:55 PM  
Who is she, 'cause DAMN!
 
2012-02-19 04:29:35 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Who is she, 'cause DAMN!


Never mind...rtfa...I haz the dumb!
 
2012-02-19 04:31:47 PM  
Whoa whoa whoa. It's been a very mild winter here.
 
2012-02-19 04:34:32 PM  
What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?
 
2012-02-19 04:35:05 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Tramp stamp detected.

/Whiskey India November, team
//move out
 
2012-02-19 04:37:12 PM  
Forgot to add...

cache.daylife.com
 
2012-02-19 04:37:31 PM  
Mobile bookmarking engaged. Bunk time is a long way off.
 
2012-02-19 04:39:44 PM  

AirForceVet: And they complain Americans are too fat?


Are Americans barred from entering Dubai?

/puzzled
 
2012-02-19 04:40:29 PM  

dryknife: What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?


It says "I'm a slut, Fark me silly"
 
2012-02-19 04:41:20 PM  
I'm in love yeah yeah
At least every minute or two
Until the pretty next girl walks by
I think I love her too
Oh I, I can't help myself
But I just lose my head
Every time I see em walkin by
 
2012-02-19 04:42:46 PM  
12 year old boys ... feed them a sammich
 
2012-02-19 04:44:39 PM  
I don't know why, but I FARKING HATE big hoop earrings. My theory is that the bigger the hoop earrings, the stupider the person wearing them and I have yet to be proved wrong.

I think they massively detract from an otherwise pretty person and are incredibly chavvy.

I really, really hate them.

I also think you have to be doubly-stupid to wear earrings like that to the beach. Next thing you know, dolphins will be trying to leap through them and then where will you be?

images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-02-19 04:45:12 PM  
She's hot, whoever she is.
 
2012-02-19 04:48:43 PM  

AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?


He's probably Greek. And since the Greeks are lazy and living off the government teat, they're also fat.
 
2012-02-19 04:52:15 PM  

cman: AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?

This



He is obviously European
No man, regardless of body type, should ever wear a speedo-ever. Or a fanny pack


i1.cdnds.net


i34.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-19 04:58:09 PM  

hasty ambush: i1.cdnds.net


Whatever lens the photographer was using did a number on the geometry of her face. She looks non-Euclidean.
 
2012-02-19 04:59:04 PM  
If you look closely you can see there's a camel on the beach in that last pic.
 
2012-02-19 05:01:37 PM  

dryknife: What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?


I think its latin for "insert support rod A into slot B"
 
2012-02-19 05:04:39 PM  

dryknife: What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?


Either "Strength" or "Length", so I'm good either way
 
2012-02-19 05:11:56 PM  
young fit and perfect. *sigh*
 
2012-02-19 05:13:02 PM  
Sharp knees. That being said, I wonder if a woman being farked doggy style will round out sharp knees? I, for one, would like to test out this theory with Ms. Flanagan.
 
2012-02-19 05:14:13 PM  

Mock26: Sharp knees. That being said, I wonder if a woman being farked doggy style will round out sharp knees? I, for one, would like to test out this theory with Ms. Flanagan.


If you were on the sand it would probably work, lots of friction.
 
2012-02-19 05:19:39 PM  

FarkinNortherner: AirForceVet: And they complain Americans are too fat?

Are Americans barred from entering Dubai?

/puzzled


They don't wear speedos. We have huge fat guys like that, but they wear baggy trunks that go past the knee. Still repellent,, but not quite so hilarious.
 
2012-02-19 05:20:49 PM  

AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?


This. She is a goddess but that shot was a real buzzkill. :(
 
2012-02-19 05:21:59 PM  

ronaprhys: AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]
/And they complain Americans are too fat?
He's probably Greek. And since the Greeks are lazy and living off the government teat, they're also fat.


He is probably a rich guy. A fat man near bikini supermodels = rich guy.

dryknife: What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?


Notice the upper right of the fat guy picture. Looks like a burka or Niqab.
 
2012-02-19 05:23:09 PM  
Silly subby linked the wrong article. That one is about some actress on vacation.

This one is about Victoria's Secret models. (new window)

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-02-19 05:26:32 PM  

hasty ambush: cman: AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

He is obviously European
No man, regardless of body type, should ever wear a speedo-ever. Or a fanny pack

[i1.cdnds.net image 618x1027]


Awesome body... disturbing facial expression...

img403.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-19 05:29:31 PM  

hasty ambush: cman: AirForceVet: I was all into the shoot until this pic showed up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x725]

/And they complain Americans are too fat?

This


He is obviously European
No man, regardless of body type, should ever wear a speedo-ever. Or a fanny pack


There is something very odd about her right boob in that first picture. i wish i could put my finger on it.

The two statements are unconnected.

Also, was her makeup applied by a clown's beautician while she was baked off her ass?
 
2012-02-19 05:31:13 PM  

Serial: Silly subby linked the wrong article. That one is about some actress on vacation.

This one is about Victoria's Secret models. (new window)


Get me a bag of sandwiches, stat.
 
2012-02-19 05:31:46 PM  

dryknife: What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?


Huh, it looks like "Skrimps". I don't know why.

/Pretty sure it is "Strength".
 
2012-02-19 05:35:56 PM  
Much like all the babes on Fark

cdn.uproxx.com

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-02-19 05:39:16 PM  
I want one, farkers. I wear a size 7.
 
2012-02-19 05:55:11 PM  
That is one fiiiine lookin' woman. Mmhmm.

ArkAngel: dryknife: What's her tramp stamp say?
Can womens dress that way in Dubai for realz?

Either "Strength" or "Length", so I'm good either way


Looked like 'Strumpet' at first glance to me. Which would be kinda hilarious for a tramp stamp.
 
2012-02-19 05:59:25 PM  
biatch looks halfway anorexic to me.
 
2012-02-19 06:02:27 PM  

the_immoral_minority: Much like all the babes on Fark


I appreciate the pics and all, but really...

"Isn't hot" != "wouldn't bang"

/although this woman is extremely hot
 
2012-02-19 06:07:27 PM  

Serial: Silly subby linked the wrong article. That one is about some actress on vacation.

This one is about Victoria's Secret models. (new window)

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x616]


crap. you're right. How did I manage that dumbass mistake?

Sorry for the blubbery-boob in this one.

Correct link:
Link (new window)
 
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