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2012-02-19 10:57:26 AM  
Ah, the excitement of being a law enforcement officer!
 
2012-02-19 12:56:14 PM  
And all eyes were on the potato.
 
2012-02-19 12:57:02 PM  
Sir, step away from the potato
 
2012-02-19 01:01:24 PM  
*clears throat*
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T FALL FOR NO BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE
 
2012-02-19 01:03:04 PM  
Personally, I blame the Irish.
 
2012-02-19 01:17:12 PM  
Did they count it, just to make sure?
 
2012-02-19 01:36:40 PM  
Was it mashed, baked, boiled or fried?
 
2012-02-19 01:49:51 PM  

GGracie: Was it mashed, baked, boiled or fried?


Mashed taters? (^)
 
2012-02-19 02:03:15 PM  
You say "potato," and I say "suspicious-looking item."
Let's call the whole thing off.
 
2012-02-19 02:25:28 PM  
The authorities are advising everyone to keep their eyes peeled.
 
2012-02-19 02:27:12 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
Mix 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
 
2012-02-19 02:35:34 PM  
after posing no threat the officers decided to taze the potato
 
2012-02-19 02:40:51 PM  

ultraholland: after posing no threat the officers decided to taze the potato


With a little sour cream, mabye some bacon bits, that could work....
 
2012-02-19 02:41:46 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-02-19 02:42:25 PM  

WTF Indeed: Personally, I blame the Irish Peruvians.


FTFY
 
2012-02-19 02:42:55 PM  
siliconsasquatch.com
Wanted for questioning.

Definitely suspicious if you ask me.
 
2012-02-19 02:42:59 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-19 02:44:43 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't a potatoe?
 
2012-02-19 02:44:49 PM  
i471.photobucket.com

Was his name "Bobby" ?
 
2012-02-19 02:46:57 PM  
0.tqn.com


/when life gives you potatoes..
 
2012-02-19 02:47:28 PM  

DemonEater: [siliconsasquatch.com image 640x365]
Wanted for questioning.

Definitely suspicious if you ask me.


Dang, beaten to it.
 
2012-02-19 02:47:58 PM  

DemonEater: [siliconsasquatch.com image 640x365]
Wanted for questioning.

Definitely suspicious if you ask me.


Dude. Tuber fetish pics has always been NSFW.

/Enjoy your bannination.
 
2012-02-19 02:48:51 PM  
That whole area is suspicious looking. Bonus points for the house on the hill that looks like the Bates house from "Psycho".
 
2012-02-19 02:50:32 PM  
Steamboat is a awesome mountain and a decent town. That is all.
 
2012-02-19 02:51:37 PM  

GranoblasticMan: WTF Indeed: Personally, I blame the Irish Peruvians.

FTFY


It's like Cocaine. You don't blame the farmers growing the crop, you blame the guy in your neighborhood selling it to your kids. The Irish are the dealers who got the rest of the world addicted to potatoes.
 
2012-02-19 02:51:38 PM  
"I like Jello," said Special Deputy Corky, first to repond to the scene."We have Jello on Tuesday."
 
2012-02-19 02:51:41 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Steamboat is a awesome mountain and a decent town. That is all.


Maybe, but their potatoes are the spuds of Satan.
 
2012-02-19 02:51:55 PM  
CSB: When I was on vacation in London years ago, I picked up a local paper and it said that the police were called to a residence because a bear was on the lawn

As the police came to investiage, they discovered it was a child's stuffed bear
 
2012-02-19 02:52:32 PM  
GLaD they handled that menace quickly...

/yes I know its been done
//cant help myself
///now you're thinking with slashies
 
2012-02-19 02:52:48 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

They caught the Tater
 
2012-02-19 02:54:02 PM  
6:35 p.m. Deputies were called to a report of someone locked out of their house in Oak Creek.

Since when has being locked out of your house been a good reason to call the cops? What are they gonna do, shoot the door for you?
 
2012-02-19 02:54:47 PM  
6:12 p.m. Police officers were called to a report of a broken window in the 1300 block of Dream Island Plaza. It was handled civilly.

...what a farking boring town!
 
2012-02-19 02:55:14 PM  

BurnShrike: 6:35 p.m. Deputies were called to a report of someone locked out of their house in Oak Creek.

Since when has being locked out of your house been a good reason to call the cops? What are they gonna do, shoot the door for you?


Yes.

And then your dog.
 
2012-02-19 02:55:30 PM  
www.blackadderhall.com

'Tis a threat, m'lord, but would'na hold against a turnip if it came down to it.

newspaper.li

The beet will kick your ass. That's why they call it a "beet". Many think the homonym is incidental, but they are very much mistaken in that.
 
2012-02-19 02:55:55 PM  
At 11:06 am: "...A 9-year-old and an adult accidentally turned into each other...."
At first glance, I thought, Freaky Friday came true?
 
2012-02-19 02:58:51 PM  
1:51 p.m. Police officers were called to a report of a dog loose in the 2300 block of Mount Werner Circle.

7:13 p.m. Police officers were called to a report of a dog loose in the 1800 block of Ski Time Square Drive.



That, my friends, is a full-circle day.
 
2012-02-19 02:59:46 PM  

kevinatilusa: GranoblasticMan: WTF Indeed: Personally, I blame the Irish Peruvians.

FTFY

It's like Cocaine. You don't blame the farmers growing the crop, you blame the guy in your neighborhood selling it to your kids. The Irish are the dealers who got the rest of the world addicted to potatoes.


Hmm, I see where you're going with this...

I still wouldn't snort potato starch, though. =|
 
2012-02-19 03:00:30 PM  
Came here for the newspaper article of police responding to a baby in a dumpster that turned out to be a burrito. Leaving disappointed
 
2012-02-19 03:01:13 PM  
www.theblackninja.com

First thing I thought of.
 
2012-02-19 03:03:17 PM  
www.motifake.com

Now they just need to find the AK-47 that that ammo goes with!
 
2012-02-19 03:04:16 PM  

great_tigers: [www.theblackninja.com image 640x418]

First thing I thought of.


*faints*
 
2012-02-19 03:13:09 PM  
Apprehended at the scene... therealkenjones.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-19 03:35:25 PM  
Good to see all those DHS bulletins are paying off in alert citizenry.
 
2012-02-19 03:35:56 PM  
11:06 a.m. Deputies and Steamboat Springs Fire Rescue firefighters were called to a report of a skier-versus-skier accident at Steamboat Ski Area. A 9-year-old and an adult accidentally turned into each other.

"So lemme tell you about this one shapeshifter ..."
 
2012-02-19 03:39:33 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Steamboat is a awesome mountain and a decent town. That is all.


Yes, but naming a town after motorboating a steamer? That's just GROSS.
 
2012-02-19 03:41:49 PM  
Would be a lot cooler if it was 8:16am.
 
2012-02-19 03:44:12 PM  

WTF Indeed: Personally, I blame the Irish.


It's the Irish conundrum. Do they eat it now or ferment it and drink it later.
 
2012-02-19 03:48:03 PM  
came for the GLaDOS reference.
this was a triumph.
 
2012-02-19 03:49:37 PM  
But what could possibly warrant calling the cops on something the size and shape of a potato?
 
2012-02-19 03:51:05 PM  
img696.imageshack.us
 
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