Every time someone calls it a Koala Bear, a Zoologist shoots one out of spite.

I always thought is was strange than Koalas eat only Eucalyptus, which is found in neighboring Switzerland.

I love them, but it's amazing it's taken this long for them to become endangered - koalas are horribly stupid and generally decide to do the very thing that will get them killed when confronted with danger.

I used to think Koalas were cute, until I watched a nature documentary with a scene like this (new window, not safe for lunch) explaining how the babies obtain the bacteria they use to digest eucalyptus leaves.

Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".