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		Will Libertarian Hate rise above Adultery? Can Gorilla's namesake use the fingerpoke of doom to win the Big Gold? Will spider stew give R-Truth the ability to Lemonate everyone? It's WWE Elimination Chamber, 8 PM eastern on PPV (bleacherreport.com)		1846
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MrFisher_84		2012-02-19 10:38:54 PM

This is right there with
Sid vs Hogan
LT vs Bigelow
as worst main event choices ever

eagles95		2012-02-19 10:38:55 PM

ok that was funny

TheManofPA		2012-02-19 10:39:04 PM

John Cena is in the Fav Five

Ricardo wanted to take the Spanish table bump.

ferro_man		2012-02-19 10:39:04 PM

LOOKOUT BOOKER T

silgryphon		2012-02-19 10:39:06 PM

Microphone of DOOM

slapmastered		2012-02-19 10:39:08 PM

Dougie AXP: slapmastered: Dougie AXP: slapmastered: Dougie AXP: You know that report the other day of the talent not stepping up? well when this kind of shiat gets the main event, I don't freaking blame them.

Fark you Vince. Fark you right in the old ass of yours.

fark.

just farking fark.

That's been my sentiment All. Night. Long, Dougie. This has been...just, full of WAT.

Sellersville eh?

I know live in Muncy. I'm a dirty mother-fracker

What you did there. I see it.

I meant I now live in Muncy, but I bet you figured that out, now let me fark up the land a little more around here....

Yeah...if I wanted to get rich quick, and I were able to ignore my conscience, I could make a killing working for the Marcellus Shale companies (mech. engineer...I could write my own paycheck) No judgement against you, but I just can't bring myself to rape my home state like that. I love the outdoors too much...But everybody's gotta make a living, I guess. Go get yours, Dougie. I'll buy you a beer if I get the chance sometime.

/Just re-read that, and WOW was that a maudlin post. Sorry, one too many beers tonight, I guess. Just ignore the rambling idiot in the corner.

robsul82		2012-02-19 10:39:09 PM

HE HIT HIM WITH A TV MONITOR

WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE

eddievercetti		2012-02-19 10:39:11 PM

NOT THE MEXICAN ANNOUNCERS TABLE!

Eddie T. Head		2012-02-19 10:39:18 PM

Yes, Booker, make sure your iPad is okay.

slamjack		2012-02-19 10:39:19 PM

Yes, put him through the table so you have to carry him 200 feet to the ambulance.

penguin31		2012-02-19 10:39:56 PM

styckx: HIRE RUSSO *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

DON'T YOU DARE EVEN JOKE ABOUT THINGS THAT HORRIBLE!

falcon176		2012-02-19 10:40:07 PM

no not the spanish announce table

silgryphon		2012-02-19 10:40:17 PM

Is this a comedy match now?

robsul82		2012-02-19 10:40:20 PM

Cena's got such bad, evil intentions HE'S STILL MAKING JOKES TO THE CAMERA

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-02-19 10:40:20 PM

Why don't they respect the Spanish announce table?

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-02-19 10:40:22 PM

LucklessWonder: [media.giantbomb.com image 640x513]

Just so that this night has something redeemed from the WWE/WWF

If any of you remember Major Gunns aka Tylene Buck a view of her wiki page says that she is now into pr0n.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-19 10:40:25 PM

If you in a fight, it fees real good, dog!

...So... Booker is a masochist?

Igor Jakovsky		2012-02-19 10:40:34 PM

Cena using weapons = the hate

Master P but not that one		2012-02-19 10:40:35 PM

Somebody do a little research. When was the last PPV that the Spanish announcer table made it through a PPV?

/and Vince wonders why they struggle in the spanish market

TheManofPA		2012-02-19 10:40:45 PM

Cena should just snap right now and just continue to SuperCena Kane into the ground.

Then AA Ryder, Then AA Eve, then AA a little kid from Make-A-Wish.

I would rate this as the greatest PPV ever if that happened.

LucklessWonder		2012-02-19 10:40:51 PM

This match makes me miss Goldberg/Lesnar at WM whatever it was

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-19 10:41:00 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: LucklessWonder: [media.giantbomb.com image 640x513]

Just so that this night has something redeemed from the WWE/WWF

If any of you remember Major Gunns aka Tylene Buck a view of her wiki page says that she is now into pr0n.

...I hope she does a film with Chyna's clenis.

robsul82		2012-02-19 10:41:24 PM

Botchmania!

LucklessWonder		2012-02-19 10:41:26 PM

eagles95		2012-02-19 10:41:30 PM

Y"EA!!!!

styckx		2012-02-19 10:41:31 PM

Jesus, the table fell apart from the pre-impact. This is the anti-spot match.

falcon176		2012-02-19 10:41:31 PM

oh that silly willy John Cena always talkin to the camera tee hee he's so funny

eddievercetti		2012-02-19 10:41:34 PM

MAH GAWD KING, THAT TABLE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

MrFisher_84		2012-02-19 10:41:34 PM

slapmastered		2012-02-19 10:41:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dr J Zoidberg: LucklessWonder: [media.giantbomb.com image 640x513]

Just so that this night has something redeemed from the WWE/WWF

If any of you remember Major Gunns aka Tylene Buck a view of her wiki page says that she is now into pr0n.

...I hope she does a film with Chyna's clenis.

[familyguyvomiting.gif]

/WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!!

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-02-19 10:41:42 PM

LucklessWonder: Dr J Zoidberg: LucklessWonder: [media.giantbomb.com image 640x513]

Just so that this night has something redeemed from the WWE/WWF

If any of you remember Major Gunns aka Tylene Buck a view of her wiki page says that she is now into pr0n.

Yeah, I've seen her webcam channel... I mean, heard of it.

Ha!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-19 10:41:58 PM

LucklessWonder: This match makes me miss Goldberg/Lesnar at WM whatever it was

WM XX, The one in which Eddie Guerrero celebrated in the ring alone at the end of the night, and Triple H lost the World Heavyweight Championship to no one.

Dougie AXP		2012-02-19 10:42:00 PM

slapmastered: Dougie AXP: slapmastered: Dougie AXP: slapmastered: Dougie AXP: You know that report the other day of the talent not stepping up? well when this kind of shiat gets the main event, I don't freaking blame them.

Fark you Vince. Fark you right in the old ass of yours.

fark.

just farking fark.

That's been my sentiment All. Night. Long, Dougie. This has been...just, full of WAT.

Sellersville eh?

I know live in Muncy. I'm a dirty mother-fracker

What you did there. I see it.

I meant I now live in Muncy, but I bet you figured that out, now let me fark up the land a little more around here....

Yeah...if I wanted to get rich quick, and I were able to ignore my conscience, I could make a killing working for the Marcellus Shale companies (mech. engineer...I could write my own paycheck) No judgement against you, but I just can't bring myself to rape my home state like that. I love the outdoors too much...But everybody's gotta make a living, I guess. Go get yours, Dougie. I'll buy you a beer if I get the chance sometime.

/Just re-read that, and WOW was that a maudlin post. Sorry, one too many beers tonight, I guess. Just ignore the rambling idiot in the corner.

Funny, you say that. I wasn't on the NatGas side when I started. I was on the Crude side. My company needed people from PA to help the Texans understand that most PAers don't understand the oil industry and aren't unconditionally loved as they are in Texas.

Additionally, my job is to make sure they fark it up as little as possible.

/my original post has been affected by one too many Yuenglings...I've only been home a few months and have been drinking it like it was going out of business.

silgryphon		2012-02-19 10:42:07 PM

Bah gawd that table had a family!!! Es tel lamos el familia

verbaltoxin		2012-02-19 10:42:08 PM

For Luckless Wonder (pnsfw, new window)

TheManofPA		2012-02-19 10:42:11 PM

We didn't really look but isn't there are a FARKER at the PPV. I haven't seen any fark-style signs but the lighting hasn't been good with the Chamber to see

Eddie T. Head		2012-02-19 10:42:26 PM

Oh, come on, Cena has done the FU AA to Big Show, the fact that he got Kane up should not be a surprise.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-02-19 10:42:37 PM

One day I want to see them leave the monitors in the announce table when someone gets put through it.

Morrius		2012-02-19 10:42:57 PM

Just when you think they can't do a goofier spot...

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-19 10:43:40 PM

When Santino is involved in one of the best one-on-one matches of the night, things are looking bad.

MrFisher_84		2012-02-19 10:43:50 PM

This thread has died

Tenor Reaper		2012-02-19 10:43:57 PM

The power went out just as the match got underway and it just turned back on.

.....

It might have been a sign.

eddievercetti		2012-02-19 10:44:08 PM

Thank you King for reminding me about Shane's ambulance match, I'll watch it after this!

styckx		2012-02-19 10:44:17 PM

*facepalm*

Dougie AXP		2012-02-19 10:44:24 PM

Is this mercifully over?

nope.

FARK

LucklessWonder		2012-02-19 10:44:26 PM

Eddie T. Head: Oh, come on, Cena has done the FU AA to Big Show, the fact that he got Kane up should not be a surprise.

Didn't he do a double one to show & Batista at one point?

HeartBurnKid		2012-02-19 10:44:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: When Santino is involved in one of the best one-on-one matches of the night, things are looking bad.

Don't diss Santino, he worked his ass off in that match.

Morrius		2012-02-19 10:44:36 PM

Oh look, more Super Cena.

Zzzzzzz....

verbaltoxin		2012-02-19 10:44:41 PM

Eddie T. Head: Oh, come on, Cena has done the FU AA to Big Show, the fact that he got Kane up should not be a surprise.

Cena just did the AA to Kane back in Dubai too. It was even on WWE.com. It says something when the announcers can't be bothered to keep up on the company's own propaganda.