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The Bestest		2012-02-18 08:13:24 PM

4 votes:

catastrophe averted: Jr is looking really old with that beard.

Really? I haven't seem him with.. OH.. you mean facial hair. Yeah.

9beers		2012-02-18 10:14:25 PM

2 votes:

Gordon doesn't want to fall five feet when he unbuckles.

paj		2012-02-18 10:14:01 PM

2 votes:

Text 'Save Me' to 50555.

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 10:13:20 PM

2 votes:

Gordowned

ironhead		2012-02-18 08:18:42 PM

2 votes:

Danica says she's gonna be looking for the runs? Well, it is the Budweiser shootout. Drink a couple of bottles and you won't need to look for the runs, they'll find you!

vegaswench		2012-02-18 10:29:25 PM

1 votes:

The crowd is stunned into silence. Awesome. Can't wait to hear the boos.

penguin31		2012-02-18 10:22:52 PM

1 votes:

Kurt is on some heavy duty medication these days, apparently. He's closing in on Dale Jarrett levels of mellow.

The Bestest		2012-02-18 10:22:28 PM

1 votes:

The New and Improved Kinder, Gentler Kurt Busch.

penguin31		2012-02-18 10:18:12 PM

1 votes:

Mark my words, Brian France's nonsensical and schizophrenic changes, tweaks, and nonsense *will* get a driver badly hurt or killed at the rate his insanity is going.

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 10:15:07 PM

1 votes:

WhyteRaven74		2012-02-18 10:14:57 PM

1 votes:

Only Jeff Gordon could roll a car after it starts slowing down while sliding. He's just that damn good.

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 10:02:10 PM

1 votes:

Jensaarai: Perhaps. But we still haven't even scratched the surface of the idiocy if the current rule changes. The Shootout runs at night and is quite short. In the 500, we're going to have to deal with all of NASCAR's attempts to blow the engines of pushers over the long haul on top of all the aero instability/lack of communication.

It's a recipe for disaster, IMO.

Are you predicting multiple deaths here or what?
Something worse?

/please dont be zombies please dont be zombies

Gonz		2012-02-18 09:56:12 PM

1 votes:

donnielove: So the 500 is going to be last man standing?

It's gonna be me in my purple minivan, driving highway speeds in the right lane.

9beers		2012-02-18 09:51:36 PM

1 votes:

Drive faster, the fire will go out on its own.

penguin31		2012-02-18 09:51:26 PM

1 votes:

Stop at the Firetruck
(Keeps going)
STOP. FIRETRUCK.
(keeps going)
YOU'RE ON FIRE! STOP AT THE TRUCK!
(keeps going)
Firetruck chases Harvick
(keeps going)

Warchild		2012-02-18 09:45:49 PM

1 votes:

F*CK!

I mean, nice save.

/*hearts* vw

The Bestest		2012-02-18 09:14:07 PM

1 votes:

mikaloyd: Pizza curtains?

how much you wanna bet the original idea was meat instead of pizza, but someone got wise?

The Bestest		2012-02-18 09:13:19 PM

1 votes:

No Line For Beer: Danica got tall and ugly during the commercial break. On the plus side, she became a better talker.

Better feminine wiles, too!

Gonz		2012-02-18 09:08:57 PM

1 votes:

turbokat: Gonz: Halftime! Time to whiz on the electric fence.

Are you playing with Stimpy and cousin Sven?

Possibly... And I do have the song running through my head.

No Line For Beer		2012-02-18 09:04:53 PM

1 votes:

Gonz: Halftime! Time to whiz on the electric fence.

www.newsmax.com

It's halftime in Daytona and soon they'll hear the roar of our engines again.

/Be patriotic. Buy an Italian car.

GardenWeasel		2012-02-18 09:03:24 PM

1 votes:

Tsrwedge: Just flipped over to the thread, what's the opinion of the racing we've seen thus far?

ZZZZ OH SHIAT ZZZZZZZZZ WHEW ZZZZZZZ YIKES ZZZZZZZ Time to pee

Jensaarai		2012-02-18 09:00:51 PM

1 votes:

No Line For Beer: catastrophe averted:

Your username describes almost every lap.

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 08:57:18 PM

1 votes:

vegaswench: Whoa, where'd Kurt come from??

A cross between Dumbo and a klingon?

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 08:45:37 PM

1 votes:

Time to make some money. Where's Mikey?
i640.photobucket.com

funk_soul_bubby		2012-02-18 08:37:12 PM

1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: DW " everyone's got a little gap"

except danica

1.bp.blogspot.com

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-02-18 08:33:10 PM

1 votes:

mikaloyd: DAM you made it! WOOO

spent the last half hour or so fighting the ancient laptop.

gave up, and am upstairs on my desktop.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-02-18 08:31:36 PM

1 votes:

BURN JIMMIE BURN

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 08:30:41 PM

1 votes:

vegaswench: NASCAR really screwed the pacedog on that one.

That shiat may fly with JJ but....
i.imgur.com

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 08:23:32 PM

1 votes:

Welcome to DAYTONA race fans!
Your humble pacedog has missed you all over the offseason
I hope you all are as ready for this as I am.
Because IT IS ON!
i640.photobucket.com

This time its just to keep the good drivers honest...
and the squirrels' paint fresh until the green flag drops.
Next time its serious business! *

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*unless these guys can go 25 laps without wrecking eachother, then its just a stupid competition caution

mikaloyd		2012-02-18 08:22:22 PM

1 votes:

funk_soul_bubby: For NASCAR fans who don't dip into IndyCar also, I'd just like to say, you're welcome. No thanks necessary, she is our gift to you FOREVER!

First you try to give us cats and now Danica?