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2012-02-18 05:02:45 PM
This is a tough one... o_o'

Stone. No, wait! Mara! Definitely, uh...

... can't I have both?
 
2012-02-18 05:04:54 PM
Kate Mara
 
2012-02-18 05:07:04 PM
Rooney, please. She was willing to show her tits several times in "Dragon Tattoo." She must be rewarded.

/with my penis
 
2012-02-18 05:22:59 PM

WI241TH: Kate Mara


Aaaaaaand we have a winner.
 
2012-02-18 05:48:31 PM
Emma. Love her.
 
2012-02-18 06:12:26 PM
I'd chose Emma, but I'd gladly have either or both. Unfortunately, I don't think they're interested.
 
2012-02-18 06:55:32 PM
Emma Stone a hundred times.
 
2012-02-18 07:16:30 PM
Rooney Mara by the slimmest of margins.
 
2012-02-18 07:17:32 PM
Mara for sure
 
2012-02-18 07:23:49 PM
Emma
 
2012-02-18 07:37:33 PM
Rooney Mara because I might get Giants tickets out of the deal as well.
 
2012-02-18 07:42:14 PM
That's a pretty easy choice for Emma.
 
2012-02-18 08:05:39 PM

GAT_00: That's a pretty easy choice for Emma.


Seriously, how is this a contest. Everything I've heard about Rooney Mara makes it sound like she has zero personality.
 
2012-02-18 08:12:45 PM

DamnYankees: GAT_00: That's a pretty easy choice for Emma.

Seriously, how is this a contest. Everything I've heard about Rooney Mara makes it sound like she has zero personality.


I thought we were just going by who was cuter.
 
2012-02-18 08:14:31 PM
Paraphrase a fictional hero of mine, Nicomo Cosca: There is no reason a man cannot do both!

/I mean since we're dreaming here!
 
2012-02-18 08:18:22 PM

GAT_00: DamnYankees: GAT_00: That's a pretty easy choice for Emma.

Seriously, how is this a contest. Everything I've heard about Rooney Mara makes it sound like she has zero personality.

I thought we were just going by who was cuter.


I don't really know how to separate the two. Rooney Mara doesn't smile. Emma Stone does. That's like, ninety percent of the game right there.
 
2012-02-18 08:23:06 PM
I'd go with Emma Stone because she's hot and I don't think I could have sex with someone named after the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
 
2012-02-18 09:03:52 PM
Well since neither would have me id want emma stone, kate mara and emma roberts all at once
 
2012-02-18 09:12:29 PM
Geez subby, why does it always have to be "or"? Can't you throw us an "and" now and then?
 
2012-02-18 09:15:20 PM

Shostie: I'd go with Emma Stone because she's hot and I don't think I could have sex with someone named after the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.


I know you're not serious, but Rooney is her middle name. Her first name is Patricia. Her middle name is the last name of her great grandfather, Art Rooney Sr., founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
 
2012-02-18 09:18:28 PM
I'll take curtain #3, Leelee Sobieski.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-18 09:21:32 PM
I don't get it. I see much prettier girls walking down the street every day. Does the fact that they are mediocre actress make them more attractive?

/studman69
 
2012-02-18 09:24:02 PM

FraggleStickCar: Does the fact that they are mediocre actress


Emma Stone is a terrific actress and has already been nominated for an Academy Award.
 
2012-02-18 09:25:36 PM
img171.imageshack.us       or       img100.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-18 09:28:58 PM
Kate Mara, Rooney Mara and then Stone.
 
2012-02-18 09:29:34 PM
rooney mara!!

only b/c she seems like a dirty girl
 
2012-02-18 09:32:27 PM
Alison Brie or Yvonne Strahovski? The mind ponders.
 
2012-02-18 09:37:55 PM
Which ever one lets me toss their salad in the shower.
 
2012-02-18 09:41:05 PM
I watched a few Mara interviews in the run up to Dragon Tattoo coming out--she shows no trace of a personality in any of them. Chilly, reserved, wouldn't know a sense of humor if she tripped over it. She seems like an intelligent, earnest and utterly bland little slip of a girl who'd be immediately forgettable other than the great football seats and much hotter sister.

Stone, on the other hand, comes off the coolest chick in the room and someone that would be a hell of a lot of fun.

Kate Mara ftw, though.
 
2012-02-18 09:41:39 PM
I thought it was Rooney Mara or Noomi Rapace in "Who would you rather"?
 
2012-02-18 09:46:31 PM
The answer is YES
 
2012-02-18 09:52:24 PM
I had figured that 95% of TMZ's audience was women and gay men. Seems like an odd question to put on their website.
 
2012-02-18 09:52:53 PM
Emma
 
2012-02-18 09:54:11 PM

fusillade762: I thought it was Rooney Mara or Noomi Rapace in "Who would you rather"?


And Noomi would win the vote.
 
2012-02-18 10:06:32 PM

fusillade762: I thought it was Rooney Mara or Noomi Rapace in "Who would you rather"?


If that were the vote, it would be Noomi. Without a moment's hesitation, it would be Noomi. I mean, how could you possibly think about considering about contemplating saying "no" to this?

screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com

/Just found out that Noomi is in Prometheus...yet another reason to see it.
 
2012-02-18 10:10:26 PM
No competition. Emma Stone every time.
 
2012-02-18 10:15:21 PM
emma
 
2012-02-18 10:26:43 PM
Having done both, I'd say Emma has a slight edge.
 
2012-02-18 10:38:18 PM
Ideally both, but I'll take Rooney Mara, but only with her red hair. Redheads just don't look good when they change their hair color.
 
2012-02-18 10:43:59 PM
Emma Stone by a longshot. Both are hot and I'd enthusiastically sexytime either, but Emma Stone seems like the kind of woman that you'd have an amazing time with in or out of bed. Rooney Mara comes off as one of those chicks that spends all of her free time biatching about everything.

/would prefer both at the same time.
 
2012-02-18 10:44:13 PM
Emma > Kate > Rooney. But I'd also take Kate & Rooney at the same time over Emma.
 
2012-02-18 10:47:57 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Rooney, please. She was willing to show her tits several times in "Dragon Tattoo." She must be rewarded.

/with my penis


I was going to say this. Except for the part with your penis. I'm sure you have a nice penis. I mean, I have nothing against your penis. Oh forget it.


Although I did see Rooney on one talk show and she did seem kind of guarded, and not like the interviews I see with Kristen Bell or Amy Smart which are really lively.

 
2012-02-18 10:53:24 PM

Captain Steroid: This is a tough one... o_o'

Stone. No, wait! Mara! Definitely, uh...

... can't I have both?


done in one
 
2012-02-18 11:09:26 PM
I guess Mara since she doesn't have the jaw of a longshoreman.
 
2012-02-18 11:16:03 PM

wozzeck: I watched a few Mara interviews in the run up to Dragon Tattoo coming out--she shows no trace of a personality in any of them. Chilly, reserved, wouldn't know a sense of humor if she tripped over it. She seems like an intelligent, earnest and utterly bland little slip of a girl who'd be immediately forgettable other than the great football seats and much hotter sister.

Stone, on the other hand, comes off the coolest chick in the room and someone that would be a hell of a lot of fun.

Kate Mara ftw, though.


This just in. Actors will often interview in a style which fits with the character they play in the movie they are promoting.
 
2012-02-18 11:23:42 PM

kronicfeld: FraggleStickCar: Does the fact that they are mediocre actress

Emma Stone is a terrific actress and has already been nominated for an Academy Award.


Yes, but no. Emma was nominated for a Golden Globe for Easy A several years back. Rooney, on the other hand, was just nominated for an Oscar for Dragon Tattoo. So you're both right and wrong.
 
2012-02-18 11:31:26 PM
Mara has a horseface like a horse and she reminds me of a horse so much every time i see her I go horseback riding on my horse.


she looks like a self centred biatch too.

Emma Stone butters her face on the wrong side.
 
2012-02-18 11:31:37 PM
I came to sexy up this thread and cast my vote for Miss Stone...behold:

i101.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-18 11:32:57 PM
Looks like some of you haven't seen TGWTDT, because Rooney Mara has a smoking hot body. I like Emma Stone but she has a flat ass. Remember, we're talking about who you'd rather fark.
 
2012-02-18 11:38:59 PM
if you add voice to the equation, i'd love to get "Stoned" by a long shot - that young woman has a crazy sexy voice that tips her as my favorite of the choices presented, but i also agree with

Teufelaffe: fusillade762: I thought it was Rooney Mara or Noomi Rapace in "Who would you rather"?.


If that were the vote, it would be Noomi. . . . though Ms. Mara is very attractive

plus her name is kind of sexy sounding too, like a pet name for her, well i guess for her noomi . . .

but damn, Emma has a voice that's made for bedroom fun
 
2012-02-18 11:39:25 PM
Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

i101.photobucket.com

She actually cleans up really nicely:

i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com

But I still think her sister, Kate, is way hotter...proof below:

i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com

And I saved the best for last:

i101.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-18 11:50:37 PM
How about an african american guy?
 
2012-02-18 11:52:03 PM
Emma sticks up for college girls that aren't pretty, plays guitar on a band, fights zombies, gets easy A's in school and helps black people.

I've never heard of the other one.

Point goes to Emma.
Bring her to me.
 
2012-02-18 11:55:31 PM

Teufelaffe: If that were the vote, it would be Noomi. Without a moment's hesitation, it would be Noomi. I mean, how could you possibly think about considering about contemplating saying "no" to this?


I know its hard for people to grasp but the 2011 version was better, its not a debate it just was, accept it and move on.
 
2012-02-18 11:56:01 PM
I think I'd like to have sex with Rooney but finish on Emma's face.
 
2012-02-18 11:57:13 PM
Also, yes, Kate Mara is waaaay hotter than Rooney. See, e.g., American Horror Story.
 
2012-02-19 12:06:43 AM

DamnYankees: GAT_00: DamnYankees: GAT_00: That's a pretty easy choice for Emma.

Seriously, how is this a contest. Everything I've heard about Rooney Mara makes it sound like she has zero personality.

I thought we were just going by who was cuter.

I don't really know how to separate the two. Rooney Mara doesn't smile. Emma Stone does. That's like, ninety percent of the game right there.


Ayup, smiling is farking huge imo.
 
2012-02-19 12:56:11 AM
C. Both with Kate Mara
 
2012-02-19 01:05:32 AM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-19 01:08:05 AM
Daddy owns the New York Giants so that means I can be a Hollywood actress! Money paves the way!
 
2012-02-19 01:23:41 AM

Flying Lasagna Monster: Daddy owns the New York Giants so that means I can be a Hollywood actress! Money paves the way!


Ah yes-- the classic 'my dad owns the NY Giants' Hollywood success story.

It's as cliche as farking the director.

/she was good in TGWTDT
 
2012-02-19 01:48:41 AM

seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

[i101.photobucket.com image 398x550]


Fark you buddy, I love this pic
 
2012-02-19 01:51:33 AM

seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

Well, all three are hot.

But I actually thought she was smoking hot as Lisbeth.

Maybe it's just me.

 
2012-02-19 01:55:30 AM
Stone. No matter how hot Mara really is, I'd keep flashing back to that girl with the dragon tattoo look. Instant boner death.
 
2012-02-19 02:10:04 AM

Shuna Sassi: seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

Well, all three are hot.

But I actually thought she was smoking hot as Lisbeth.

Maybe it's just me.


No there are plenty of mentally unstable people in the world.....

Of course all of you will deny it and just say, "shes expressing herself and not conforming to the world" which is just bullshiat, people who cant make it use shiat like this as a defense mechanism so regular people are either afraid or wont speak to them.
 
2012-02-19 02:11:41 AM

Flying Lasagna Monster: Daddy owns the New York Giants so that means I can be a Hollywood actress! Money paves the way!


Snark all you want but Rooney Mara did an excellent job in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. She has serious acting chops. Oh and I like Emma Stone too.
/so there!!!
//!
 
2012-02-19 02:20:11 AM
I do not find Emma Stone all that attractive, so I'll throw my hat in for Rooney Mara.
 
2012-02-19 02:20:46 AM

steamingpile: Shuna Sassi: seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

Well, all three are hot.

But I actually thought she was smoking hot as Lisbeth.

Maybe it's just me.

No there are plenty of mentally unstable people in the world.....

Of course all of you will deny it and just say, "shes expressing herself and not conforming to the world" which is just bullshiat, people who cant make it use shiat like this as a defense mechanism so regular people are either afraid or wont speak to them.


I beg to differ with you. I have a green mohawk, and am rather well rounded, and friendly. I have a great job, and work hard there. I was also a nanny for several years, and married to a much more "conventional" looking individual. My only problem is I seem to post on fark a bit too much.
 
2012-02-19 02:24:53 AM

steamingpile: Shuna Sassi: seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

Well, all three are hot.

But I actually thought she was smoking hot as Lisbeth.

Maybe it's just me.

No there are plenty of mentally unstable people in the world.....

Of course all of you will deny it and just say, "shes expressing herself and not conforming to the world" which is just bullshiat, people who cant make it use shiat like this as a defense mechanism so regular people are either afraid or wont speak to them.


She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too. Probably more so because those last two traits are rarer in women. How can you not like that scene where she takes off her clothes in front of Daniel Craig without saying a word and he looks like "What? We're having sex?" while her look says "Yeah, duh."
 
2012-02-19 02:25:27 AM
Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.
 
2012-02-19 02:33:28 AM

therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.


Emma isn't a natural redhead.
 
2012-02-19 02:35:33 AM

steamingpile: Shuna Sassi: seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

Well, all three are hot.

But I actually thought she was smoking hot as Lisbeth.

Maybe it's just me.

No there are plenty of mentally unstable people in the world.....

Of course all of you will deny it and just say, "shes expressing herself and not conforming to the world" which is just bullshiat, people who cant make it use shiat like this as a defense mechanism so regular people are either afraid or wont speak to them.


Nah that's not it for me.

I don't care about her "expressing herself" and not "conforming to the world". I just thought she looked hot, that's all. If that's not your thing that's cool.

Why so aggressive in your response? I'm not out to get anyone, what did I do to you?

I'm not mad at you. To quote BITW: "I gots luv 4 U bro".

Peace.
 
2012-02-19 03:09:32 AM

browntimmy: She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too. Probably more so because those last two traits are rarer in women. How can you not like that scene where she takes off her clothes in front of Daniel Craig without saying a word and he looks like "What? We're having sex?" while her look says "Yeah, duh."


Well for one, I am a female, so I wasn't seeing that scene from a male perspective. Personally, I just think that the best she looked during that entire film was when she donned the blond wig. And believe me, it's not that I'm averse to piercings, tattoos, or body modifications (*I have a nose piercing & 3 tattoos myself, one right smack dab on the pubis mons of my vagina, and I plan on getting more) but her look in that film was dreadful; the haircut was just so stupid and not flattering, I hated her lack of eyebrows, and something about asymmetrical piercings really does just turn me off.

Now, I certainly won't argue that she looks good, regardless...her body is fantastic and she still looks totally farkable. But she's just so much softer and prettier looking in the other photos.

i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com

I didn't think she looked good at all in the Nightmare on Elm Street movie either...she looked very plain Jane and frumpy:

i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com

But when she does the red carpet glitz and glamour, she looks fantastic:

i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com
i101.photobucket.com

I'm a bisexual woman though and my personal preference and sexual attraction is toward women who look and act like women; sexy, feminine, curvy, girly girls. Lipstick lesbians, if you will...I like my men manly and my ladies lady-like. Again though, that's certainly not to say that there haven't been those who go against type; I dated a gay (well, mostly anyhow) guy for over 2 years, I was monogamous with a soft butch girl for almost 9 months, etc. etc.

I just really think that women look their best when they go for a "classy" or "glam" look; dresses, nice long hair (whether it's in a red-carpet style updo or sexy and loose down), visible & soft shaved legs, a touch of natural makeup, you know what I'm saying...

***SPOILER ALERT FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T YET SEEN GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO***

As for that scene, I kind of hated it because I already knew what was going to happen...I don't like seeing people get their feelings hurt. Every time I have to watch a movie or show where a girl tries to bed some guy and he turns her down and she immediately either starts to cry or kiss him harder, it's so embarrassing and I have so much empathy for her, even if it is just a character, because everyone's been through it and knows how much it sucks. No, he didn't reject her, but he was committed to someone else, and poor Lisbeth risked life and limb to hook this guy up and her heartbreak was evident by film's end.

Besides...the ugliest, dumbest, and worst acting moron to grace the silver screen recently is much more deserving of my outright hatred:

i101.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-19 03:11:51 AM
Rooney Mara - if only to somehow get claim to the Giants franchise fortune.
 
2012-02-19 03:16:11 AM

Smeggy Smurf: The answer is YES


Cannot be repeated enough.
 
2012-02-19 03:22:41 AM

hundreddollarman: Alison Brie or Yvonne Strahovski? The mind ponders.


As a quarter pollock, I'll take the pollock thank you very much.
 
2012-02-19 03:27:30 AM

hundreddollarman: Alison Brie or Yvonne Strahovski? The mind ponders.


Her body is too small for her head, its odd. Wait no, im drunk and thinking of Brie Larson...

www.mymostwanted.com
 
2012-02-19 04:05:38 AM
12 year old boy or 11 year old boy
 
2012-02-19 04:13:07 AM
They're both too young for me but, if I had to make a choice, it would be Emma.
 
2012-02-19 04:41:39 AM
I wouldn't kick either one out of bed, but since I'd have to choose, I'd go with Rooney Mara. Seems like she'd be into some dirty, dirty shiat.

Emma Stone is the girl you'd marry. Rooney is the one you'd cheat on her with.
 
2012-02-19 04:54:59 AM

steamingpile: Shuna Sassi: seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

Well, all three are hot.

But I actually thought she was smoking hot as Lisbeth.

Maybe it's just me.

No there are plenty of mentally unstable people in the world.....

Of course all of you will deny it and just say, "shes expressing herself and not conforming to the world" which is just bullshiat, people who cant make it use shiat like this as a defense mechanism so regular people are either afraid or wont speak to them.


You have a habit of painting with a wide brush when it comes to people who are not like yourself. What you say is certainly true of some (maybe even most) punky tattooey types, and as I understand it is true of the character in the movie (keep that in mind when getting your panties in a bunch), but someone's external appearance does not define who they are.

I'm sure this is hard for you to understand, seeing how you've made your feelings clear in many threads about anyone with dark skin from an inner city, but it's true: Jumping to hard-and-fast conclusions about people based solely on their outward appearance is something only assholes do.
 
2012-02-19 04:55:40 AM
Oh, and...Emma. 100% Emma.
 
2012-02-19 05:09:45 AM
Kate always keeps the sled dogs running north.

+1 for Kate
 
2012-02-19 06:34:17 AM
Between the two (whch I would not mind to be, actually) I go with Emma. There is just something totally hot about her
 
2012-02-19 06:49:31 AM
Who and who?
 
2012-02-19 06:51:34 AM
Well, that's a tough choice, I've never made either of them bark like a dog while getting pissed on and wearing junior varsity football gear...

...so I'll have to hold my judgment until then, subs.
 
2012-02-19 07:08:25 AM
I'd eat every inch of her.

www.hotcelebrityinfo.com
 
2012-02-19 08:41:54 AM

zekeburger: Shostie: I'd go with Emma Stone because she's hot and I don't think I could have sex with someone named after the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I know you're not serious, but Rooney is her middle name. Her first name is Patricia. Her middle name is the last name of her great grandfather, Art Rooney Sr., founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers.


I'd go with Rooney. If it became more than a 1-night thing, think of the awesome Steeler tickets you could get!
/You gotta think of those things when you're fantasizing about unattainable movie stars.
 
2012-02-19 09:09:26 AM
Wow. There hasn't been a "Who'd You Rather" this provoking since the Party of Five days when you had to choose between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert.
 
2012-02-19 09:27:24 AM
EMMA
 
2012-02-19 09:40:41 AM
Emma Stone.
 
2012-02-19 10:16:03 AM

steamingpile: Teufelaffe: If that were the vote, it would be Noomi. Without a moment's hesitation, it would be Noomi. I mean, how could you possibly think about considering about contemplating saying "no" to this?

I know its hard for people to grasp but the 2011 version was better, its not a debate it just was, accept it and move on.


I know it's hard for you to grasp, but "better movie" ≠ "lead actress is more attractive".

I wasn't judging the movies, I was judging how attractive I find the actresses involved. I haven't even seen the American version yet (I want to...it looks decidedly fantastic), so I couldn't compare the two versions even if I wanted to.


steamingpile: Of course all of you will deny it and just say, "shes expressing herself and not conforming to the world" which is just bullshiat, people who cant make it use shiat like this as a defense mechanism so regular people are either afraid or wont speak to them.


Oh wait, you're an idiot.
 
2012-02-19 10:20:21 AM

Teufelaffe: fusillade762: I thought it was Rooney Mara or Noomi Rapace in "Who would you rather"?

If that were the vote, it would be Noomi. Without a moment's hesitation, it would be Noomi. I mean, how could you possibly think about considering about contemplating saying "no" to this?

[screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com image 565x378]

/Just found out that Noomi is in Prometheus...yet another reason to see it.


This

/Why go second string?
 
2012-02-19 10:22:41 AM

browntimmy: She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too.


Unfortunately tats and facial piercings and gothness all negate that shiat.
 
2012-02-19 10:32:39 AM
Ah, Emma Stone. What Linsday Lohan might have been...

www.nationalconfidential.com
 
2012-02-19 10:40:39 AM
This is where I get called Studman 69 by first going, "Who?"

Then remembering Rooney being mentioned during a Stealers game last year.

Then GIS'ing both and going, "Meh, they BOTH need sammcihes. Send 'em over and I'll put some meat on their bones in a couple weeks".
 
2012-02-19 10:41:06 AM
www.entertainmentwallpaper.com

/Nuff said.
 
2012-02-19 10:43:23 AM

CitizenTed: I'll take curtain #3, Leelee Sobieski.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 284x400]


Ehh, I don't know bout her. She looks just like Paris Hilton in the face and her tits look fake.
 
2012-02-19 10:49:44 AM

HallasHell: Ah, Emma Stone. What Linsday Lohan might have been...


Excellent comparison. Emma > Mara.

/Allison Brie > all
 
2012-02-19 10:49:50 AM
I get confused why no one mentions Rooney Mara's other recent role, "The Social Network". Sure it wasn't a lot of screen time in that film but she did a good job in her part, which eventually led to her getting the "Tattoo" lead. Hopefully the next two "Tattoo" film are made and that they improve on the original sequels since those were not good.
 
2012-02-19 10:49:52 AM

lilplatinum: browntimmy: She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too.

Unfortunately tats and facial piercings and gothness all negate that shiat.


You forgot to add "for me" at the end of your sentence in order to make it honest.

For me, this:
cdn.buzznet.com
is WAAAY hotter than this:
ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk

/To each their own, different strokes for different folks, etc.
 
2012-02-19 10:54:38 AM
The Maras are stuck up privileged coonts from Beford, NY whose family owns the NY Giants and Pittsburgh Steelers.
 
2012-02-19 11:05:07 AM
I'd need to see both, preening each other like baby kittens, for me to make a well informed decision.
 
2012-02-19 11:05:09 AM

Teufelaffe: lilplatinum: browntimmy: She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too.

Unfortunately tats and facial piercings and gothness all negate that shiat.

You forgot to add "for me" at the end of your sentence in order to make it honest.

For me, this:
[cdn.buzznet.com image 300x400]
is WAAAY hotter than this:
[ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk image 409x595]

/To each their own, different strokes for different folks, etc.


Her face just looks bizzare, I don't get it..
 
2012-02-19 11:05:54 AM

elvindeath: Wow. There hasn't been a "Who'd You Rather" this provoking since the Party of Five days when you had to choose between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert.


Lacey Chabert. Hands down.
 
2012-02-19 11:20:44 AM
Vicky or Cristina?

11even.net

Vicky.
 
2012-02-19 11:45:20 AM

LeroyBourne: Which ever one lets me toss their salad in the shower.


FTFY. FTFFAnyOfUs.
 
2012-02-19 11:51:27 AM

9beers: therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.

Emma isn't a natural redhead.


Proof of this would be nice...
 
2012-02-19 11:51:57 AM
between these two, Emma. of course i prefer the girl in the original dragon tattoo over this new chick.
 
2012-02-19 11:56:24 AM

BalugaJoe: How about an african american guy?


Take it to the politics tab, Libby McLibberson.


/notserious
 
2012-02-19 12:04:05 PM

ObeliskToucher: 9beers: therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.

Emma isn't a natural redhead.

Proof of this would be nice...


She claims this is her natural hair color. Not sure how else you would proof it, at least on an internet message board...

fabulousbuzz.com
 
2012-02-19 12:32:16 PM

DamnYankees: ObeliskToucher: 9beers: therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.

Emma isn't a natural redhead.

Proof of this would be nice...

She claims this is her natural hair color. Not sure how else you would proof it, at least on an internet message board...

[fabulousbuzz.com image 350x400]


Came to talk about this.

There is NO WAY she is a 'natural' blonde. And I've known MANY natural blondes in my life.

Her skin tone is just too pale to have hair that blonde.

Red-head? You bet.
Dark brunette? While I've seen lots of pale women with black hair.

But I have never seen a blonde with skin as pale as her's.

I'm a guy so of course I'm an expert...
 
2012-02-19 12:55:47 PM
DamnYankees: ObeliskToucher: 9beers: therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.

Emma isn't a natural redhead.

Proof of this would be nice...

She claims this is her natural hair color. Not sure how else you would proof it, at least on an internet message board...

[fabulousbuzz.com image 350x400]


Not with those eyebrows.
 
2012-02-19 12:57:11 PM

INeedAName: elvindeath: Wow. There hasn't been a "Who'd You Rather" this provoking since the Party of Five days when you had to choose between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert.

Lacey Chabert. Hands down.


The day I had to choose between those two would be both the greatest and most depressing day of my life.
 
2012-02-19 01:26:54 PM

douchebag/hater: DamnYankees: ObeliskToucher: 9beers: therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.

Emma isn't a natural redhead.

Proof of this would be nice...

She claims this is her natural hair color. Not sure how else you would proof it, at least on an internet message board...

[fabulousbuzz.com image 350x400]

Came to talk about this.

There is NO WAY she is a 'natural' blonde. And I've known MANY natural blondes in my life.

Her skin tone is just too pale to have hair that blonde.

Red-head? You bet.
Dark brunette? While I've seen lots of pale women with black hair.

But I have never seen a blonde with skin as pale as her's.

I'm a guy so of course I'm an expert...


That makes absolutely no sense. Natural blondes will almost always have very pale skin.

I'm naturally light blonde and much paler than her. Even paler than my red haired husband!

But you're right, it is highly unlikely that that is anything close to her natural hair color.

It seems whenever a girl says she's a natural blonde, it usually means she was blonde as a child and her hair darkened to some mousy dark blonde shade over time and now she dyes it back to her childhood blonde.

She looks better red either way. Still very pretty as a blonde though. And much prettier than whoever the hell that other chick is.
 
2012-02-19 02:11:17 PM

kronicfeld: Emma Stone is a terrific actress and has already been nominated for an Academy Award.


Unless Zombieland was up for some obscure Academy Award that I never heard of, that never happened.

She was up for a BAFTA Rising Star Award, but not an Oscar.
 
2012-02-19 02:13:32 PM

TravisBickle62: 12 year old boy or 11 year old boy


I wouldnt go that far, though i do agree they would both look better if they had themselves a couple of sammiches.
 
2012-02-19 02:23:35 PM
I would kill my wife to get a chance with Emma Stone. The other one, not so much.
 
2012-02-19 02:30:08 PM
How about we go to the source on Emma's hair. Here she is on Conan talking about her hair.

Link (new window)

Skip to 1:26 in the video.

I can't believe there are still people who think she's a natural redhead.
 
2012-02-19 02:34:29 PM
Whichever one can't run as fast.
 
2012-02-19 03:03:08 PM
Emma.
 
2012-02-19 03:25:27 PM
I will do all the above. thanks
 
2012-02-19 04:28:48 PM
I know on Fark this may just get me "YKHIKYG", but I honestly don't find Rooney Mara attractive in the least.

/Now, Emma Stone on the other hand...
 
2012-02-19 04:40:59 PM
Mara, but only if I get to reenact the anal rape scene from TGWTDT.

/jk, Stone all day long
//unless I'm not kidding
 
2012-02-19 04:53:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Rooney, please. She was willing to show her tits several times in "Dragon Tattoo." She must be rewarded.

/with my penis


she got my vote for the same reason :D
 
2012-02-19 05:12:56 PM

9beers: Looks like some of you haven't seen TGWTDT, because Rooney Mara has a smoking hot body. I like Emma Stone but she has a flat ass. Remember, we're talking about who you'd rather fark.


im just NOT into chicks with shiat in their face and pepsi can size holes in their ears, tats, etc..., so, at the beginning of the movie i was like, "oye, this is gonna be hard to sit thru".
15, maybe 20 minutes later i was like "this chick is actually kinda hot in a weird way".
Half way thru the movie .... i was totally in love with her and her character.
Did some quik google work, they are planning a part 2 kind of thing too, right? or is it 1 or 2 more? i cant remember.
im still not into chicks with shiat in their face/tats etc... but she [the character etc] is an exception.

Emma still does it for me in a big and different way... at first i thought her voice was kinda weird, but... given the chance id wear her thighs like ear muffs all the same.
 
2012-02-19 05:30:14 PM

seapig: ...one right smack dab on the pubis mons of my vagina...


Wait wait wait wait wait. Am I the only one who noticed this little tidbit?

/EIP
/PMOMVIE (pubis mons of my vagina in email)
//Pretty please?
 
2012-02-19 05:32:14 PM
Rooney Mara is disgusting. Her sister is way hotter than her & Emma Stone combined.


skirtday.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-19 05:54:00 PM

phantomht: 9beers: Looks like some of you haven't seen TGWTDT, because Rooney Mara has a smoking hot body. I like Emma Stone but she has a flat ass. Remember, we're talking about who you'd rather fark.

im just NOT into chicks with shiat in their face and pepsi can size holes in their ears, tats, etc..., so, at the beginning of the movie i was like, "oye, this is gonna be hard to sit thru".
15, maybe 20 minutes later i was like "this chick is actually kinda hot in a weird way".
Half way thru the movie .... i was totally in love with her and her character.
Did some quik google work, they are planning a part 2 kind of thing too, right? or is it 1 or 2 more? i cant remember.
im still not into chicks with shiat in their face/tats etc... but she [the character etc] is an exception.

Emma still does it for me in a big and different way... at first i thought her voice was kinda weird, but... given the chance id wear her thighs like ear muffs all the same.


There are a total of three books, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl who Played with Fire, and The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest. If you have Netflix, you can not only watch all three of the Swedish movies, but you can watch the much longer and more complete Swedish mini-series that the movies were edited from.
 
2012-02-19 06:11:02 PM
It would be a ridiculously tough choice if Rooney hadn't uglied herself up post-dragon-tattoo.

Social Network Mara vs Stone... goddamn that would be hard.

Today it's Emma all the way.
 
2012-02-19 06:24:13 PM
Ill take Emma Stone and pass on the Rooney Mara.
 
2012-02-19 07:57:48 PM
Which one would Harvey Levin do?

Longest teeth in the business.
 
2012-02-19 08:10:45 PM

GratuityIncluded: Which one would Harvey Levin do?

Longest teeth in the business.



What you'd expect any shark to do: Start on Emma and clean up with Rooney.
 
2012-02-19 08:26:39 PM

JmBa: douchebag/hater: DamnYankees: ObeliskToucher: 9beers: therecksays: Emma is farking hot and I have a thing for Red Heads so no contest here.

Emma isn't a natural redhead.

Proof of this would be nice...

She claims this is her natural hair color. Not sure how else you would proof it, at least on an internet message board...

[fabulousbuzz.com image 350x400]

Came to talk about this.

There is NO WAY she is a 'natural' blonde. And I've known MANY natural blondes in my life.

Her skin tone is just too pale to have hair that blonde.

Red-head? You bet.
Dark brunette? While I've seen lots of pale women with black hair.

But I have never seen a blonde with skin as pale as her's.

I'm a guy so of course I'm an expert...

That makes absolutely no sense. Natural blondes will almost always have very pale skin.

I'm naturally light blonde and much paler than her. Even paler than my red haired husband!

But you're right, it is highly unlikely that that is anything close to her natural hair color.

It seems whenever a girl says she's a natural blonde, it usually means she was blonde as a child and her hair darkened to some mousy dark blonde shade over time and now she dyes it back to her childhood blonde.

She looks better red either way. Still very pretty as a blonde though. And much prettier than whoever the hell that other chick is.


I don't really care if the carpet doesn't match the drapes, I'd prefer the hard wood flooring anyway.
 
2012-02-19 10:00:35 PM
Ryan Gosling
 
2012-02-19 10:25:30 PM

Teufelaffe: lilplatinum: browntimmy: She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too.

Unfortunately tats and facial piercings and gothness all negate that shiat.

You forgot to add "for me" at the end of your sentence in order to make it honest.

For me, this:
cdn.buzznet.comimshin.blogspot.com
is WAAAY hotter than this:
[ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk image 409x595]

/To each their own, different strokes for different folks, etc.


She looks like Frodo had the ring pierced into her mouth to me.

/blecch
//Emma actually looks feminine
 
2012-02-19 10:55:24 PM
Emma just doesn't do it for me. She's nice and all, and I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but Rooney Mara in this instance.
 
2012-02-19 10:59:57 PM
Rooney Mara bears a startling and unsettling resemblance to a young Liam Neeson:

www.moviespad.com
 
2012-02-19 11:41:37 PM

FarkinHostile: Mara, but only if I get to reenact the anal rape scene from TGWTDT.

/jk, Stone all day long
//unless I'm not kidding


which one???
 
2012-02-19 11:51:02 PM

peterthx: Teufelaffe: lilplatinum: browntimmy: She was hot in that movie because being smart, confident, and mysterious can work on guys too.

Unfortunately tats and facial piercings and gothness all negate that shiat.

You forgot to add "for me" at the end of your sentence in order to make it honest.

For me, this:
[cdn.buzznet.com image 300x400][imshin.blogspot.com image 230x292]
is WAAAY hotter than this:
[ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk image 409x595]

/To each their own, different strokes for different folks, etc.

She looks like Frodo had the ring pierced into her mouth to me.

/blecch
//Emma actually looks feminine


If I had not seen GWTDT I'd be an agreement, but watch it and see if you still feel the same way.
 
2012-02-20 12:49:29 AM

hundreddollarman: Alison Brie or Yvonne Strahovski? The mind ponders.


Definitely Yvonne Stra'hot'ski. My pants have fit funny from the very first time I saw her first appearance in 'Chuck'.

/But to answer the question of our time...... a blonde Emma Stone.
 
2012-02-20 01:54:46 AM

kisseswookies: I beg to differ with you. I have a green mohawk, and am rather well rounded, and friendly.


But then people act all weird to your appearance and you act like they have the issue, one of our friends used to have a mohawk and he would get pissy all the time when people stared, we finally had to say "look farker, you have a shiatload of hair standing straight up off your head, its going to draw attention" He was like a real life troll, just dressing like that to get a response from "normies".

Shuna Sassi: I just thought she looked hot, that's all. If that's not your thing that's cool.

Why so aggressive in your response? I'm not out to get anyone, what did I do to you?


My posts should be taken in more of a sarcastic tone, Im usually not nearly as hateful while posting as my posts promote and she was hot in a "sure it would be interesting to bang her once" kind of way, like rick james says........
 
2012-02-20 06:17:21 AM

CitizenTed: I'll take curtain #3, Leelee Sobieski.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 284x400]


You know for the right amount, you can have her. You know she does work as a high class call girl on the side? As do most hollywood starlets. There are only so many films made you know? Only so many roles to go around.
 
2012-02-20 08:24:53 AM

seapig: Though to be fair...

When Rooney Mara isn't intentionally making herself look like shiat:

[i101.photobucket.com image 398x550]

She actually cleans up really nicely:

[i101.photobucket.com image 450x300]
[i101.photobucket.com image 576x431]

But I still think her sister, Kate, is way hotter...proof below:

[i101.photobucket.com image 468x286]
[i101.photobucket.com image 460x646]

And I saved the best for last:

[i101.photobucket.com image 460x600]



Of all the "making herself look like shiat" pics from that movie, you choose that one? She looks great there, and looks very feminine and cute. Some of the other no-eyebrow bad-haircut photos, I agree, but not that one.
 
2012-02-20 10:48:57 AM

steamingpile: But then people act all weird to your appearance and you act like they have the issue, one of our friends used to have a mohawk and he would get pissy all the time when people stared, we finally had to say "look farker, you have a shiatload of hair standing straight up off your head, its going to draw attention" He was like a real life troll, just dressing like that to get a response from "normies".


I see your problem. You had one friend who was a dick, and instead of thinking, "Hey, maybe my friend is a dick and it has nothing to do with his hair" you just went and assumed that everyone who dresses/has their hair that way was also a dick. This may come as a terrible shock to you, but there are people in this world who don't chose their hair style or clothing based on how other people might react to it, and some of those people choose to dress in out of the ordinary ways.
 
2012-02-20 11:09:15 AM

Teufelaffe: This may come as a terrible shock to you, but there are people in this world who don't chose their hair style or clothing based on how other people might react to it, and some of those people choose to dress in out of the ordinary ways.


Yes... but if you choose to have an appearance well outside of the norm, don't act shocked when people who conform think you're a freak for deviating too far from that norm.

Your appearance is a uniform, advertising to everyone around you your allegiances. When your uniform screams, "I reject everything about everyone else's choices", don't pretend to be surprised when you get rejected right back.
 
2012-02-20 11:29:25 AM

Unsung_Hero: Teufelaffe: This may come as a terrible shock to you, but there are people in this world who don't chose their hair style or clothing based on how other people might react to it, and some of those people choose to dress in out of the ordinary ways.

Yes... but if you choose to have an appearance well outside of the norm, don't act shocked when people who conform think you're a freak for deviating too far from that norm.

Your appearance is a uniform, advertising to everyone around you your allegiances. When your uniform screams, "I reject everything about everyone else's choices", don't pretend to be surprised when you get rejected right back.


Oh, I'm not suggesting that at all. I'm just pointing out that it's pretty asinine to automatically assume that everyone dresses the way they do solely for the reaction it might garner from other people. When I step outside in my combat boots, black pants, (usually) dark colored t-shirt, black leather duster coat, long hair & long beard, I'm not trying to get a reaction out of people. I'm dressed that way because I find it comfortable and *I* like the way it looks. If other people think I'm a freak, oh well, we'll both manage to get on with our lives.

I have an ex who, for a period of months, let her deathly ill five-year-old son (he's fine now) pick her outfit and hairstyle for the day. She did it to help distract him from the painful and uncomfortable effects of TB and its treatment. She didn't give a fark-all what other people thought of how she was dressed or did her hair, because she was doing it for her kid. Yes, that's a very unusual circumstance, but it sure as hell brings home the point that not everyone dresses or does their hair for anyone other than themselves or the people they care about.

So yeah, my original point stands. If you (the collective 'you') see someone dressed unusually or with strange hair, and your first assumption is that they're an AW or are being childish, that's a sign there's something wrong with you, not with them.
 
2012-02-20 11:39:09 AM
Though I would not pass on either one, I would prefer this
images2.fanpop.com

Very smart and outstandingly attractive.
 
2012-02-20 12:08:14 PM

Teufelaffe: So yeah, my original point stands. If you (the collective 'you') see someone dressed unusually or with strange hair, and your first assumption is that they're an AW or are being childish, that's a sign there's something wrong with you, not with them.


Completely rejecting societal norms and making your life more difficult because you feel more *comfortable* is kind of a side of childishness. Children do whatever they want without worrying about the repercussion, part of growing up is that you don't always get to do what you want.

/and there is no excuse for people who wear Jorts, ever.
 
2012-02-20 12:26:00 PM

lilplatinum: Teufelaffe: So yeah, my original point stands. If you (the collective 'you') see someone dressed unusually or with strange hair, and your first assumption is that they're an AW or are being childish, that's a sign there's something wrong with you, not with them.

Completely rejecting societal norms and making your life more difficult because you feel more *comfortable* is kind of a side of childishness. Children do whatever they want without worrying about the repercussion, part of growing up is that you don't always get to do what you want.

/and there is no excuse for people who wear Jorts, ever.


Actually, I don't know of any children who always get to do what they want. Do you?

As for rejecting societal norms and making life more difficult being "childishness", that is one of the dumber things I've heard lately. You know, because the women's suffrage movement was totally full of immature women. The civil rights movement was just a bunch of babies. The gay rights movement is really only a bunch of kids who want to always get everything they want.

Note, I am NOT saying that dressing unusually is some sort of political movement or statement, but rejecting societal norms is how societal norms get changed, sometimes for the better. To assume it's a sign of childishness means, once again, that the problem lies with you, not with those rejecting the norm.

Though, I totally agree with you about Jorts.
 
2012-02-20 12:52:17 PM

Teufelaffe: Actually, I don't know of any children who always get to do what they want. Do you?


You have never met a spoiled child? I grew up in suburbia, I saw a metric farkton of them. The main point is that children tend not to care about the ramifications of their actions.

As for rejecting societal norms and making life more difficult being "childishness", that is one of the dumber things I've heard lately. You know, because the women's suffrage movement was totally full of immature women. The civil rights movement was just a bunch of babies. The gay rights movement is really only a bunch of kids who want to always get everything they want.

Now you bring up an interesting point, that in times it is important to break the status quo to foment social change. Which is a completely and utterly valid argument, in the proper context. If you are violating the social status quo in order to secure more rights for an oppressed group and doing so in an organized method that is likely to foment some social change, then it is certainly an adult thing to do... . But...

Note, I am NOT saying that dressing unusually is some sort of political movement or statement,

... as you mentioned dressing unusually is usually not something analogous to the examples given above, it is generally done 1) out of a desire for comfort or 2) out of a desire to stand out. In either scenario the subject should not be shocked when there are ramifications to looking weird.. At this point, it is a cross benefit analysis - are the benefits of looking like a freak (either comfort or a sense of uniqueness - often felt in Williamsburg) outweighed by the social costs... thats up for the individual to decide.

In the case of political progress, people often do decide the costs are outweighed by the benefits, but I have a hard time making the calculous work out on the other way - which is why I shave every morning before work despite it annoying me.



but rejecting societal norms is how societal norms get changed, sometimes for the better. To assume it's a sign of childishness means, once again, that the problem lies with you, not with those rejecting the norm.

Though, I totally agree with you about Jorts.
 
2012-02-20 02:00:56 PM
Emma Stone. No contest at all.

Rooney Mara does absolutely NOTHING for me. Way too skinny. Sharp knees and all that.
 
2012-02-20 06:01:14 PM
Emma. Very much. Dammit.
 
2012-02-21 08:35:25 AM

Profedius: Though I would not pass on either one, I would prefer this
[images2.fanpop.com image 640x480]

Very smart and outstandingly attractive.


Yikes. notsureifserious.jpg
 
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