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(Reuters)   "Winning The Future." "Greater Together." "We Don't Quit." All have been suggested as replacements for "Hope and Change". You can do better, Fark. Any suggestions for the Obama2012 campaign slogan?   (reuters.com) divider line 186
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2012-02-18 09:22:51 AM
16 votes:
www.roughlydrafted.com

Obama 2012: Lowered Expectations

OR

Obama 2012: He'd Vote for You
2012-02-18 12:39:27 PM
15 votes:
Obama/Biden '12
Avoid a Mitt Load of Santorum
2012-02-18 01:12:40 PM
12 votes:

jso2897: "Barack Obama - not Outright Crazy or Retarded" is about all he needs to get across this cycle...



Or, more succinctly,

Barack "who's sane" Obama
2012-02-18 10:32:02 AM
11 votes:
Osama bin Laden would vote Republican

IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE!
2012-02-18 11:27:55 AM
10 votes:
i1208.photobucket.com

OBAMA & GOP CONGRESS: 2012>
2012-02-18 09:11:27 AM
10 votes:
"just google santorum"
2012-02-18 01:00:30 PM
9 votes:
Obama 2012
"You never go back"
2012-02-18 12:47:15 PM
9 votes:
Obama/Biden 2012. Kenya dig it?
2012-02-18 09:11:54 AM
9 votes:
ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotCarter

Please don't hit me
2012-02-18 08:55:27 AM
9 votes:
Obama 2012: "Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."
2012-02-18 09:42:40 AM
8 votes:
Obama 2012: 30 pills in every women's purse and a condom on every cock!
2012-02-18 12:11:47 PM
7 votes:
Obama/Biden '12
Because Those Other Guys Can't Sing Al Green
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-18 09:17:07 AM
7 votes:
Never go back.
2012-02-18 10:58:31 AM
6 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Osama bin Laden would vote Republican

IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE!


i159.photobucket.com
2012-02-18 10:39:10 AM
6 votes:
Want to see Fox News really lose its mind?
2012-02-18 12:58:02 PM
5 votes:
Obama '12
Making righty heads asplode since '08
2012-02-18 12:46:52 PM
5 votes:
"Let's stay together" or "I'm so in love with you"
2012-02-18 11:34:12 AM
5 votes:
"I triple dog dare you to elect Santorum, go on I f*cking dare you!"
2012-02-18 10:30:40 AM
5 votes:
Obama 2012 - Deal with it.
2012-02-18 09:15:54 AM
5 votes:
In the place of a President you would have a King! Not presidential but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
2012-02-18 09:08:24 AM
5 votes:
"Keep Psychotic Misogynists Out of the White House."
2012-02-18 08:44:53 AM
5 votes:
"Right, like you have another option"
2012-02-18 08:00:10 AM
5 votes:
Considering it will be trotted out every time anything goes wrong anywhere in the world, how about, "Still better than the alternatives"?
2012-02-18 01:58:19 PM
4 votes:

randomjsa: "Epic Failure, Vote Obama Anyway"


If he's such a failure (and I don't doubt your opinion, beacause, you, randomjsa/libbynomore 2 know more about failure than most), then why aren't you guys running a non-joke candidate instead of Romneybot, Giant Elderly Baby, and Princess Booty Lube?
2012-02-18 01:05:31 PM
4 votes:
Obama 2012: Pancakes are delicious!

/could have any slogan he wants, wouldn't matter
//his opponents are asshats
2012-02-18 12:37:24 PM
4 votes:
"Not Retarded."
2012-02-18 10:47:01 AM
4 votes:
Obama/Biden '12
Not Batshiat Crazy
2012-02-18 10:40:20 AM
4 votes:
Obama 2012: because Santorum is a dirty thing.
2012-02-18 09:55:26 AM
4 votes:
Obama 2012: You followed the GOP primaries right?
2012-02-18 09:18:31 AM
4 votes:

Obama's slogan:


"Santorum / Gingrich 2012"


Doesn't even have to leave the house to go speechifyin'.
2012-02-18 09:06:49 AM
4 votes:
Hope and Change are Still Near.
2012-02-18 09:05:19 AM
4 votes:
Not evil incarnate, plus, I like my wife.
2012-02-18 08:58:03 AM
4 votes:
"ROOOWROOOOROOOOOhonkhonkhonk BEEPADUBEEPffffffft. "
2012-02-18 08:52:30 AM
4 votes:
"Seriously, Do You Want Santorum to be President?"
2012-02-18 08:50:11 AM
4 votes:
Obama 2.012
2012-02-18 05:33:59 PM
3 votes:

AmorousRedDragon: It's kind of like a game of chess. In the beginning Obama strategically started off strong but around the mid-term elections he was losing bishops and rooks left and right to conservative pawns, but now that the years have gone by and everyone's paying attention to the game, Obama has played it so well that their Queen (Romney) is knocked out of commission and their King (Santorum) is now being backed into a corner by female pawns on both sides. Kind of.



Good analogy, but I think it's more like a game of chess where Obama moves a pawn and the Republicans flip the table, throwing the pieces all over the room, and biatch about why we're not playing checkers.
2012-02-18 03:04:53 PM
3 votes:
Obama 2012: Look at their candidates. Now back to me. Now back to them. Now back to me. (I'm on a horse.)
2012-02-18 02:13:56 PM
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com

I swear to God, this made us staffers feel so much better during the '08 campaign.

/ Don't remember the "problem" anymore.

// And that's exactly why I love this picture.
2012-02-18 02:08:38 PM
3 votes:

gblive: 2008 - Hope and Change

2012 - Pain and Greed

or

2008 - Hope and Change

2012 - Excuse and Blame


2012 - Butthurt and Trolls
2012-02-18 01:50:01 PM
3 votes:

s2s2s2: The Bilderbergers Have Already Chosen Obama
2012: Stay Home


bucktownbargains.com

DAMN YOU, BUILD-A-BEAR! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
2012-02-18 01:40:46 PM
3 votes:
Best part....Forever
2012-02-18 01:37:32 PM
3 votes:
i301.photobucket.com

Boom Head Shot 2012

/slipping, obligatory, hot
2012-02-18 01:29:47 PM
3 votes:
Obama 2012: Because if we can keep this up, Republican heads may literally explode.
2012-02-18 01:20:08 PM
3 votes:
"Stopped one Depression and created another one for the Republicans."
2012-02-18 01:08:31 PM
3 votes:
Obama 2012: Because There Aren't Any Actual Liberals Available
2012-02-18 01:08:20 PM
3 votes:
"The Mormon Guy Is Really Missing The Middle 'M'"

"Obama: Commitment. Santorum: Where You Send The Commited"

"I Sing Like Al Green....My Challenger Sings Like Al Bundy"
2012-02-18 12:55:53 PM
3 votes:
Keep Effing Legal
2012-02-18 12:35:51 PM
3 votes:
Do You Like Women, And/Or Having Sex With Women?
2012-02-18 11:50:11 AM
3 votes:

shivashakti: "I may be half-black, but at least I'm not an insane theocrat, a Mormon, a racist libertarian, or Newt Gingrich."


"But some of my best friends are."
2012-02-18 11:43:12 AM
3 votes:
"I may be half-black, but at least I'm not an insane theocrat, a Mormon, a racist libertarian, or Newt Gingrich."
2012-02-18 11:37:06 AM
3 votes:
"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others"
2012-02-18 10:35:43 AM
3 votes:
Obama 2012: Holy Crap, look at what the GOP is saying.
2012-02-18 10:27:28 AM
3 votes:
America has been Barry, Barry Good to Me.
2012-02-18 09:41:49 AM
3 votes:
Hope things Change
2012-02-18 10:15:15 PM
2 votes:
Hype and Mange.

Or

First time you voted for me to prove you're not racist. Now vote against me to prove you're not a complete idiot.
2012-02-18 06:47:02 PM
2 votes:

violentsalvation: voting


quatchi: voting


You guys know voting has been enabled on every thread for like a month now?
2012-02-18 05:46:23 PM
2 votes:
Obama 2012
for the lulz
2012-02-18 03:24:58 PM
2 votes:
He should just stick with this.

i.imgur.com
2012-02-18 03:19:15 PM
2 votes:
Obama 2012: Save the chickens!
2012-02-18 02:53:00 PM
2 votes:
Best Part/Forever 2012!
2012-02-18 02:31:19 PM
2 votes:
Obama/Biden 2012: Because f*ck the rednecks, that's why.
2012-02-18 02:30:22 PM
2 votes:
fc06.deviantart.net
2012-02-18 02:15:00 PM
2 votes:
It's better to stroll in the right direction than to run like a bat out of hell in the wrong direction.
2012-02-18 02:05:02 PM
2 votes:
It's time for the rich to eat shiat sammiches too

/ not that that would actually happen
2012-02-18 01:50:32 PM
2 votes:
OBAMA: You have no HOPE of outbidding Wall Street with your small CHANGE
2012-02-18 01:49:41 PM
2 votes:
Maybe this time

or


Sorry, do over?
2012-02-18 01:34:48 PM
2 votes:

shanteyman: Allah Ackbar !


www.ackbar.org
Approves
2012-02-18 01:34:00 PM
2 votes:
Obama 2012: I have a triple-digit IQ.
2012-02-18 01:25:41 PM
2 votes:
NOT INSANE!


(don't crush those Republican dwarfs, hand me the pliers)
2012-02-18 01:18:51 PM
2 votes:
ohioman:
Obama '12
The best Republican Black President since Clinton


or maybe

Obama '12
The best Black Republican President since Clinton
2012-02-18 01:18:42 PM
2 votes:
Obama 12"
2012-02-18 01:15:18 PM
2 votes:
Obama 2012 "Not a racist, misogynistic, Psychotic Gasbag"
2012-02-18 01:12:44 PM
2 votes:
OBAMA/CLINTON 2012
No, not that one
Not that one either
2012-02-18 01:07:32 PM
2 votes:
Palin/Santorum 2012
2012-02-18 12:56:11 PM
2 votes:

Skleenar: King Something: Americans Can Reelect Obama Now!

ACRON?


Yes. It's a completely original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
2012-02-18 12:55:00 PM
2 votes:
Obama 2012: You're not "Vote for Santorum" stupid, are you, America?
2012-02-18 12:52:38 PM
2 votes:

SilentStrider: this has my vote.


*fistbump*


PanicMan: "Let's stay together" or "I'm so in love with you"


Hahahaha, YES.
2012-02-18 12:51:21 PM
2 votes:
"Because Socialism!"
2012-02-18 12:50:30 PM
2 votes:

King Something: Americans Can Reelect Obama Now!


ACRON?
2012-02-18 12:47:48 PM
2 votes:

sendtodave: Rashnu: Technocratic Pragmatism.

China approves.


Yeah well, if I were to bet on the prospective longevity of our respective nations...
2012-02-18 12:46:58 PM
2 votes:
"Sane."
2012-02-18 12:44:21 PM
2 votes:
Obama/Biden
Let's turn the butthurt to up to '12
2012-02-18 12:43:34 PM
2 votes:
Obama 2012: "I just said God guides my decision-making to get elected. This Santorum fark actually MEANS it!"
2012-02-18 12:39:39 PM
2 votes:
I just want to give them your money, not your body.
2012-02-18 12:38:23 PM
2 votes:
Technocratic Pragmatism.
2012-02-18 11:30:12 AM
2 votes:
"Get a load of the other guy."
2012-02-18 11:07:45 AM
2 votes:
FREE BEER!
2012-02-18 11:06:25 AM
2 votes:
Obama 2012
Because at least half of us aren't braindead morans.
2012-02-18 10:59:42 AM
2 votes:
Obama 2 - Electric Boogaloo
2012-02-18 10:28:19 AM
2 votes:
Obama 2012 - Hey America, At least we'll use lube and give you a reach around.
2012-02-18 09:38:25 AM
2 votes:
Islamocommunokenyenism or Batshiatallupinyourjunkism. Choose your choice!
2012-02-18 09:09:36 AM
2 votes:
BARTLET
FOR IS
PRESIDENT
2012-02-19 04:44:47 PM
1 votes:

transplendent: Obama 2012: I did Trigger the Apocalypse!


fixed it
2012-02-19 03:49:27 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012: Not Trying to Trigger the Apocalypse!
2012-02-19 02:03:55 PM
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: winterwhile

Bush was bad, but did you have to increase the debt 3x more than he did?

In less than 3 years no less???

Bush handed Obama a country with geese in both engines, and you're blaming Obama for landing us in the water?


from what I can see, Obama's polocies just made things worse

Obamacare killed jobs
Regulations killed jobs
Class warefare killed jobs

he is still 3 million jobs in the hole, and not climbing out
2012-02-19 11:48:48 AM
1 votes:

jcacedit: winterwhile: ohioman: Obama '12
Because the derpublicans don't have a surplus to squander

Obama spent it first... yea.... spend baby spend


Oh... no... we ran out of other folks money to spend

I'm sure you were just as concerned with the nation's fiscal standing while George W. oversaw two non-financed wars and medicaid part D. So kudos on your mindless partisanship, and on having a political party as the trademark of your rich and esteemed heritage. Those clowns in Washington certainly are doing a fabulous job of representing you and your values, aren't they?


Bush was bad, but did you have to increase the debt 3x more than he did?

In less than 3 years no less???
2012-02-19 08:59:58 AM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Obama 2012: You Are Farked Already

Go Tell Yo' Mama To Vote 4 Obama

I Haz Free Cheeburgers


free Obama money
2012-02-19 08:21:49 AM
1 votes:

swankywanky: The U.S. markets are rebounding and the Dow might pass 1300.


Way to stumble into the truth there.
2012-02-19 02:44:27 AM
1 votes:
themetapicture.com

cdn.ricochet.com

www.thecitrusreport.com
2012-02-18 11:30:37 PM
1 votes:
Obama2012: Because I actually support santorum.
2012-02-18 09:19:21 PM
1 votes:
Return of the Jedi.

/we have had A New Hope and the Empire Strikes Back already.
2012-02-18 07:57:32 PM
1 votes:
Kind of long, but this is perfect, I think:

And now you're desperate
And in need of human contact
And then You meet me
And you whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
And you trust me completely
2012-02-18 06:44:01 PM
1 votes:
Obama & the Funny Man 2012:
Because Limbaugh is Almost Irrelevant
2012-02-18 06:33:30 PM
1 votes:
Obama/Biden 2012:
Because if enough old crackers die of a heart attack when I win, we save big on Medicare costs.
2012-02-18 06:21:41 PM
1 votes:

ohioman: Obama '12
Because the derpublicans don't have a surplus to squander


Obama spent it first... yea.... spend baby spend


Oh... no... we ran out of other folks money to spend
2012-02-18 06:20:14 PM
1 votes:

Vindibudd: Obama/Biden 2012
Nothing Bad is My Fault


best part... forever

winner

wow... you are good
2012-02-18 06:15:36 PM
1 votes:
Obama '12
Because the derpublicans don't have a surplus to squander
2012-02-18 06:10:10 PM
1 votes:
I promised to 1/2 the debt by the end of my first term

I promise to more than tripple it by the end of my second term

who cares about debt anyway,,, spend baby spend
2012-02-18 06:07:55 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012
Back in Black
2012-02-18 06:07:12 PM
1 votes:
5 Trillion in new Debt in less than 3 years?

Fark

I can beat that record, give me 4
2012-02-18 05:34:15 PM
1 votes:

winterwhile: stop it... the liberal script is Obama never started those 2 wars, and he go to end the war that Bush won.


Almost a decade in Iraq and Afghanistan, thousands of American casualties, Bush publicly ignores Bin Laden, leaves office and hands the wars over to Obama = Bush Won

Obama ok'd the Bin Laden raid, successfully maneuvered our exit of Iraq, vows to end war in Afghanistan, provides initial strikes against Ghadaffi and hands over military operations to Europe/NATO which leads to Ghadaffis removal and end of NATO action within months - not years - zero American casualties. Obama uses covert actions to assassinate top Al Qaida leaders, and yes, an American citizen who was a known recruiter and propagandist for terrorists = Bush Won

...best part... forever
2012-02-18 05:33:26 PM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Animatronik: thamike: Animatronik: Those complaints are inconsistent because theyre made by different people, left v. right.

It's mind-boggling, I know, but Obama represents the non-crazy-in-either-direction camp. You know--America. I'm only responding to you because I think I might be your illegitimate father.

Obama was already way off to the left, but niw he has planted his feet firmly with the loony left with his all-insurers-shall-give-away-abortifacients edict.


But keep spinning that.

I know, how dare he not take advice on women's reproductive health given to him by a panel of elderly male virgins.

By the way, 99% of women make up the loony left?


More spin. This has nothing to do with women's access to contraception.

Sorry spin freaks, this contraceptive insurance issue is the little dog that will be nipping at Obama's heels all the way to November.

The most pathetic thing about him is that he continues to use Bush as an excuse for massive deficits while ignoring his own commission.

Obama will be remembered in the bottom 10% of all presidents for always making excuses for massive trillion dollar deficits every year, shifting blame away from himself, 'unprecedented' flouting of law and constitution. For a man who was an adjunct teaching constitutional law he sure doesnt care much for it.
2012-02-18 05:13:10 PM
1 votes:

Rodeodoc: AmorousRedDragon: He got us out of Iraq, we're on track to drawing down troops in Afghanistan, Libya was taken over primarily by NATO and solved within months, and Yemen/Pakistan has been only covert actions and drone strikes. He's not a war president in the sense that W. was, at all

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid buddy. We're only out of Iraq in the sense the media says we are. I have a couple friends that are still there. And Libya is "solved"? You're 'tarded.


stop it... the liberal script is Obama never started those 2 wars, and he go to end the war that Bush won.
2012-02-18 04:55:26 PM
1 votes:
I said to myself "wouldn't it be funny for Obama to just reuse a Bush campaign slogan for his re-election campaign? It would be just another level of trolling conservatives." So I went to find it.

Bush's 2004 campaign slogan was "Yes, America can."

Obama really has been trolling them from the beginning.
2012-02-18 04:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Lick My Balls.
2012-02-18 04:16:57 PM
1 votes:
Because Republicans aren't butthurt enough: Vote Obama in 2012.
2012-02-18 04:09:32 PM
1 votes:
AVOID THE DERP
VOTE FOR OBAMA
2012-02-18 04:08:14 PM
1 votes:
A weathervane, an egomaniac, a theocrat, and a crazy old coot spot a presidency in the middle of the intersection and all 4 rush out to grab it. You're in your car at the stop sign of that intersection. Who do you run down first?
2012-02-18 03:56:56 PM
1 votes:
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

Only in Death does Duty End.
2012-02-18 03:38:11 PM
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: winterwhile: moralpanic: It's half-time. Let's finish the game!

we can....... put another 3 million out of work

This is what republicans idiots actually believe


but, you actually did put 3 million out of work

ask the CBO, or look at the unemployment numbers... yourself
2012-02-18 03:31:44 PM
1 votes:

Animatronik: thamike: Animatronik: Those complaints are inconsistent because theyre made by different people, left v. right.

It's mind-boggling, I know, but Obama represents the non-crazy-in-either-direction camp. You know--America. I'm only responding to you because I think I might be your illegitimate father.

Obama was already way off to the left, but niw he has planted his feet firmly with the loony left with his all-insurers-shall-give-away-abortifacients edict.


But keep spinning that.


www.baarbarian.com
2012-02-18 03:17:33 PM
1 votes:
img585.imageshack.us
2012-02-18 03:06:10 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012;
Kenyan Muslim Death Panels For Socialism!
2012-02-18 02:59:12 PM
1 votes:
No more hope and change.
Now its about taking some chumps and their change before I hit the speech circuit for 100K a speech.
2012-02-18 02:56:19 PM
1 votes:
Same You Can Believe In
2012-02-18 02:55:24 PM
1 votes:

bbrownso: Obama 2012: "If you hate the government, vote for me. I could only get a few things passed with majorities in both houses of Congress. Think of how little government could accomplish with me as President."


Obama didn't force his agenda down your throat when he could have:

"Waaaa! Obama is weak!"

Obama suggests that policies of obvious necessity be enacted:

"Waaaa! Obama is a tyrant!"

gfys
2012-02-18 02:43:49 PM
1 votes:

moralpanic: It's half-time. Let's finish the game!


we can....... put another 3 million out of work

Best Part..... forever
2012-02-18 02:42:56 PM
1 votes:
I sent 800,000 Good Paying Middle class jobs sent overseas

Middle Class can eat cake
2012-02-18 02:40:52 PM
1 votes:
I put 3 Million out of work

best part - Forever
2012-02-18 02:38:36 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-02-18 02:37:23 PM
1 votes:
I blame Bush

Nothing I have done works, except that........................
2012-02-18 02:36:27 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012: Send me some senators who are willing to actually hold votes, and we'll try this one more time.

/and if that doesn't work I'm appointing myself to the Supreme Court
2012-02-18 02:35:30 PM
1 votes:

gblive: 2008 - Hope and Change

2012 - strike>Excuse Bang and Blame


/It's not my thing so let it go
2012-02-18 02:29:44 PM
1 votes:
I brought donuts.
2012-02-18 02:24:26 PM
1 votes:
"Obama 2012: I won't actively destroy your country."
2012-02-18 02:23:21 PM
1 votes:

Make More Hinjews: Boxcutta: Kumana Wanalaia: [i301.photobucket.com image 640x640]

Boom Head Shot 2012

/slipping, obligatory, hot

Awesome. Hey, let us know what the Secret Service is actually like.


KW is a liberal.

/ The picture is about bin Laden.

// Who is, you may have heard, dead.


Indeed.

I not just an Obama-bot, I was the beta version.
2012-02-18 02:19:07 PM
1 votes:
Sloganizer (new window)

balls *enter*

Go farther with balls
2012-02-18 02:13:45 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012: Come On America, You're Not "Gingrich Stupid"
2012-02-18 02:07:13 PM
1 votes:
Compassionate Conservatism
2012-02-18 02:05:23 PM
1 votes:
2008 - Hope and Change

2012 - Pain and Greed

or

2008 - Hope and Change

2012 - Excuse and Blame
2012-02-18 02:01:30 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Obama 2012: I have a triple-digit IQ.


Stop lying, nobody could be that smart.
2012-02-18 01:58:34 PM
1 votes:
Omaba 2012! Farking you in your cornhole since 2008! Why spoil a good thing?
2012-02-18 01:58:04 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012
Data doesn't lie
2012-02-18 01:56:32 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012 - Watch the biatchSlap Happen
2012-02-18 01:55:52 PM
1 votes:
The buck stops way over there.
2012-02-18 01:55:43 PM
1 votes:
"These farkin' guys... Seriously??"
2012-02-18 01:55:42 PM
1 votes:

Skleenar: King Something: Americans Can Reelect Obama Now!

ACRON?


ACRON!
2012-02-18 01:55:06 PM
1 votes:
It's all George W. Bush's fault and always will be.
2012-02-18 01:53:56 PM
1 votes:
"Epic Failure, Vote Obama Anyway"
2012-02-18 01:47:55 PM
1 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2012-02-18 01:46:28 PM
1 votes:
OBAMA 2012: I WILL NOT CUM IN YOUR MOUTH THIS TIME!
2012-02-18 01:45:47 PM
1 votes:
"Bait and switch"
2012-02-18 01:44:31 PM
1 votes:
"President Obama will destroy the United States more slowly than any Republican Presidential Candidate"

"The only Socialist in History that let multinational corporations grow while in office"

"Values from the Gospel without the Evangelical B.S."

"A Republican President at this point we might not ever recover from. Vote for a four-year holding action!"

"Allows consensual marriage between adults!"

"Vote Libertarian. Vote to De-Regulate Marriage. Vote Obama."
2012-02-18 01:44:14 PM
1 votes:

Giltric: [scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com image 337x402]

"Maybe a 4th term isn't so bad"


So, you're saying that both sides r teh bad? I know I'm supposed to do something when I learn that both sides r teh bad, but for the life of me, I can't remember.
2012-02-18 01:33:53 PM
1 votes:
scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com

"Maybe a 4th term isn't so bad"
2012-02-18 01:31:53 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012
Because OMGSEKRITMUSLINSOCILISMKENYAN!
2012-02-18 01:24:50 PM
1 votes:
OBAMA/BIDEN 2012: Now with even more warrantless, indefinite military detention!
2012-02-18 01:22:14 PM
1 votes:
OBAMA/BIDEN 2012 "the devil you know is always better than the devil you don't know"
2012-02-18 01:21:53 PM
1 votes:
Dope is Same.
2012-02-18 01:19:06 PM
1 votes:
"Why the hell not"
2012-02-18 01:14:41 PM
1 votes:
OBAMA 2012: We're your only hope....
2012-02-18 01:13:30 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012: Because you think he'll legalize pot this time.
2012-02-18 01:09:36 PM
1 votes:
"Obama 2012: Just the Tip"
2012-02-18 01:01:11 PM
1 votes:
Obama '12
The best Republican President since Clinton
2012-02-18 12:57:14 PM
1 votes:

Skleenar: King Something: Americans Can Reelect Obama Now!

ACRON?


You know, I've been trying for the last five minutes to come up with a funny way to turn LEBRON into an acronym here, but my mind is failing me.

But rest assured. It would have been funny.
2012-02-18 12:57:10 PM
1 votes:

Hector Remarkable: Free Beer


img.photobucket.com

Is there some sort of salute, or am I just supposed to shout, "I'm your biatch!"?
2012-02-18 12:56:03 PM
1 votes:
Don't Vote for Obama 2012.

The GOP will campaign for him en masse because be doesn't want votes.
2012-02-18 12:52:49 PM
1 votes:
"Bringing joy to the nation, one helpless white woman at a time."
2012-02-18 12:51:12 PM
1 votes:
Obama 2012 - You'll get over it!
2012-02-18 12:46:35 PM
1 votes:
Free Beer
2012-02-18 12:44:19 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Obama/Biden '12
Because Those Other Guys Can't Sing Al Green


this has my vote.
2012-02-18 12:44:14 PM
1 votes:
The Bilderbergers Have Already Chosen Obama
2012: Stay Home
2012-02-18 12:43:45 PM
1 votes:
Obama '12
Because of the two-way transmitter in my head.
2012-02-18 12:39:26 PM
1 votes:

Rashnu: Technocratic Pragmatism.


China approves.
2012-02-18 12:38:59 PM
1 votes:
"Did you see the Republican debates?"
2012-02-18 12:38:02 PM
1 votes:
"The other option is another rich angry white male. You know how THAT usually turns out."
2012-02-18 12:36:31 PM
1 votes:
Oh Jeez Not This shiat Again
2012-02-18 12:33:28 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: make me some tea: "Get a load of the other guy."

This would be very successful.


That's been my choice for their best strategy by far. Just point to the GOP candidate with your thumb and mumble into the mike sotto voce, "Get a load o' this guy." It would be wildly successful.
2012-02-18 12:31:20 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Osama bin Laden would vote Republican

IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE!

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This thread needs to become voting enabled so I can vote for this one.
2012-02-18 11:38:15 AM
1 votes:

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: [i1208.photobucket.com image 500x375]

OBAMA & GOP CONGRESS: 2012>


Ok, that's the best.
2012-02-18 11:29:32 AM
1 votes:
Obama/Biden 2012 - Have you seen the competition?
2012-02-18 11:23:52 AM
1 votes:
I don't have to worry about re election.

You better get more lube!
2012-02-18 10:18:19 AM
1 votes:
Obama/Biden 2012 - We're NOT Romney
2012-02-18 09:25:51 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Obama 2012: Lowered Expectations


If I could vote for this a million times I would.
2012-02-18 08:47:32 AM
1 votes:
I'm Not A Republican

/well, he kind of is
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-18 08:41:18 AM
1 votes:
This time, he's serious.
 
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