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(Reuters)   "Winning The Future." "Greater Together." "We Don't Quit." All have been suggested as replacements for "Hope and Change". You can do better, Fark. Any suggestions for the Obama2012 campaign slogan?   (reuters.com) divider line 357
    More: Misc, Winning the Future, obama, slogans, senior partner, u.s. congressman, State of the Union  
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2012-02-18 06:24:29 PM
Don't Cross the Streams
 
2012-02-18 06:29:26 PM
America, lets stay together. I'll turn times to good, from bad and make republicans sad.
 
2012-02-18 06:33:30 PM
Obama/Biden 2012:
Because if enough old crackers die of a heart attack when I win, we save big on Medicare costs.
 
2012-02-18 06:44:01 PM
Obama & the Funny Man 2012:
Because Limbaugh is Almost Irrelevant
 
2012-02-18 06:47:02 PM

violentsalvation: voting


quatchi: voting


You guys know voting has been enabled on every thread for like a month now?
 
2012-02-18 06:50:58 PM
frothy...
 
2012-02-18 07:11:05 PM
"Consider the alternative."
 
2012-02-18 07:26:46 PM
Don't drink the Santorum, Vote Obama '12
 
2012-02-18 07:27:49 PM
"Are we better off than we were four ye-... Oh what the phuque am I saying, OF COURSE WE ARE!!!"
 
2012-02-18 07:57:32 PM
Kind of long, but this is perfect, I think:

And now you're desperate
And in need of human contact
And then You meet me
And you whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
And you trust me completely
 
2012-02-18 08:33:16 PM
"Obama in 2012... If that's alright with all you Republicans and Birthers and Tea-Partiers and other sundry varieties of irrationally far-right partisans who'd sooner lynch me than look at me, that is... Is there anything I can do for you? Because I really, REALLY want you to like me... Oh them? Pfft! Forget them, I'm guaranteed their vote... What can I do to get you to like me? Just say it. I'll do anything. Really."
 
2012-02-18 08:34:20 PM

Animatronik: Sorry spin freaks, this contraceptive insurance issue is the little dog that will be nipping at Obama's heels all the way to November.


cloudfront.mediamatters.org
Let's hope so.
 
2012-02-18 08:42:23 PM
Obama 2012: On his and Biden's joint WoW account they're a Orc Mage and a Draenei Preist away from having leveled every Race/Class combination in the game, even the new Cataclysm ones, while in the White House. Please let them have this chance.

/I didn't say it was punchy.
 
2012-02-18 08:45:51 PM
Obama 2012: You Are Farked Already

Go Tell Yo' Mama To Vote 4 Obama

I Haz Free Cheeburgers
 
2012-02-18 08:55:35 PM
"If Santorum wins, we will be at war with Iran within a year.
If Romney wins, we will be a theocracy within a year."
 
2012-02-18 09:19:21 PM
Return of the Jedi.

/we have had A New Hope and the Empire Strikes Back already.
 
2012-02-18 09:25:54 PM
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS


It's a slogan thread. Quit responding to the threadjacking they are doing.
 
2012-02-18 10:06:45 PM
"Because I'm Already the Republican Nominee"
 
2012-02-18 10:15:15 PM
Hype and Mange.

Or

First time you voted for me to prove you're not racist. Now vote against me to prove you're not a complete idiot.
 
2012-02-18 10:55:53 PM
Obama 2012 -- I scare the crap out of conservative bigots.
 
2012-02-18 11:30:37 PM
Obama2012: Because I actually support santorum.
 
2012-02-18 11:54:50 PM
It gets better.
 
2012-02-18 11:58:28 PM

DeaH: It's better to stroll in the right direction than to run like a bat out of hell in the wrong direction.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-19 12:01:57 AM

Fista-Phobia: Sloganizer (new window)

balls *enter*

Go farther with balls


rape *enter*

Rape loves you.
 
2012-02-19 12:14:55 AM
"I promise to continue taking credit for anything good that happens and blame that other guy for everything bad."
 
2012-02-19 12:21:45 AM
Obama 12 - Get a load of THOSE guys
 
2012-02-19 12:42:33 AM
Quick death or slow death, you pick.
 
2012-02-19 01:25:31 AM
Vote Obama

so we get winterturd....forever
 
2012-02-19 01:26:46 AM
Obama 2012: Dynamic America

is a good one

Obama 2012: Done Deal Bush Tanked the GOP

is a more realistic one
 
2012-02-19 01:46:38 AM
It takes more than four years to clean up W's mess.
 
2012-02-19 02:08:14 AM
"Come on, do you really want one of those Republican dicknoses running to win?"
 
2012-02-19 02:11:10 AM
The Center Cannot Hold.
 
2012-02-19 02:41:00 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Fista-Phobia: Sloganizer (new window)

balls *enter*

Go farther with balls

rape *enter*

Rape loves you.


waffles *enter*

Step into the light with waffles.
 
2012-02-19 02:44:27 AM
themetapicture.com

cdn.ricochet.com

www.thecitrusreport.com
 
2012-02-19 03:16:12 AM
How 'bout, "I lied. I farked up. I quit." Works for me.
 
2012-02-19 03:18:19 AM

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American dream? Only if you have brainfarkdamage!!
 
2012-02-19 03:28:44 AM
Obama / Biden 12
Smart Matters

as opposed to

Romney / Santorum 12
Booga, booga, booga!
 
2012-02-19 04:49:05 AM
Obama/Biden 2012
American by Birth - naughty by nature.
 
2012-02-19 08:21:49 AM

swankywanky: The U.S. markets are rebounding and the Dow might pass 1300.


Way to stumble into the truth there.
 
2012-02-19 08:59:58 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: Obama 2012: You Are Farked Already

Go Tell Yo' Mama To Vote 4 Obama

I Haz Free Cheeburgers


free Obama money
 
2012-02-19 09:30:53 AM

winterwhile: ohioman: Obama '12
Because the derpublicans don't have a surplus to squander

Obama spent it first... yea.... spend baby spend


Oh... no... we ran out of other folks money to spend


I'm sure you were just as concerned with the nation's fiscal standing while George W. oversaw two non-financed wars and medicaid part D. So kudos on your mindless partisanship, and on having a political party as the trademark of your rich and esteemed heritage. Those clowns in Washington certainly are doing a fabulous job of representing you and your values, aren't they?
 
2012-02-19 11:36:52 AM

jcacedit: winterwhile: ohioman: Obama '12
Because the derpublicans don't have a surplus to squander

Obama spent it first... yea.... spend baby spend


Oh... no... we ran out of other folks money to spend

I'm sure you were just as concerned with the nation's fiscal standing while George W. oversaw two non-financed wars and medicaid part D. So kudos on your mindless partisanship, and on having a political party as the trademark of your rich and esteemed heritage. Those clowns in Washington certainly are doing a fabulous job of representing you and your values, aren't they?


Most of us have that spambot on ignore.
 
2012-02-19 11:48:48 AM

jcacedit: winterwhile: ohioman: Obama '12
Because the derpublicans don't have a surplus to squander

Obama spent it first... yea.... spend baby spend


Oh... no... we ran out of other folks money to spend

I'm sure you were just as concerned with the nation's fiscal standing while George W. oversaw two non-financed wars and medicaid part D. So kudos on your mindless partisanship, and on having a political party as the trademark of your rich and esteemed heritage. Those clowns in Washington certainly are doing a fabulous job of representing you and your values, aren't they?


Bush was bad, but did you have to increase the debt 3x more than he did?

In less than 3 years no less???
 
2012-02-19 12:43:24 PM
winterwhile

Bush was bad, but did you have to increase the debt 3x more than he did?

In less than 3 years no less???


Bush handed Obama a country with geese in both engines, and you're blaming Obama for landing us in the water?
 
2012-02-19 01:46:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-19 02:03:55 PM

studebaker hoch: winterwhile

Bush was bad, but did you have to increase the debt 3x more than he did?

In less than 3 years no less???

Bush handed Obama a country with geese in both engines, and you're blaming Obama for landing us in the water?


from what I can see, Obama's polocies just made things worse

Obamacare killed jobs
Regulations killed jobs
Class warefare killed jobs

he is still 3 million jobs in the hole, and not climbing out
 
2012-02-19 02:45:58 PM

winterwhile: from what I can see, Obama's polocies just made things worse

Obamacare killed jobs
Regulations killed jobs
Class warefare killed jobs

he is still 3 million jobs in the hole, and not climbing out


1.bp.blogspot.com

You're such a turd.
 
2012-02-19 02:47:47 PM
...best part... forever...
 
2012-02-19 03:02:49 PM

commonsensepolitics: GreatGlavinsGhost 2012-02-18 03:59:02 PM


I'll just ramble here a little bit ...

Remember I told you people not to get all complacent and shiat just 'cuz I got elected? Here's your last chance. Obama 2012

Participation starts with voting. It doesn't end there. Obama 2012

I can only sign the laws sent to me by Congress. America, please don't elect a retarded Congress. Obama 2012


I'm sorry. Based on your "rambling" why do you think that we need a president at all? If all he does is sign his name, can't anyone do that?


Well, it is just rambling after all. I guess what was missing from my bumpersticker was something about separation of powers.

And maybe something about gridlock, cooperation and/or compromise.

Can you suggest a fix?
 
2012-02-19 03:49:27 PM
Obama 2012: Not Trying to Trigger the Apocalypse!
 
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