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(Inside Bay Area)   You know how your stoner roommate always swears it's easy to smuggle a baggie of weed past the TSA by hiding it in a jar of Skippy Peanut Butter? He's wrong   (insidebayarea.com) divider line 112
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2012-02-18 08:28:31 AM  
Not only that, but it seems to me I read once that peanut butter looks an awful lot like C4 on an airport x-ray...
 
2012-02-18 08:34:03 AM  
Idiots. The TSA learned about this trick a long time ago, although it worked perfectly until people like your stoner roommate kept running their damn yaps. But here, I'll tell you how to smuggle it onboard now. *Do not* spread this around, it's foolproof (although a bit time consuming). Here's what you do. Smoke up the night before. You must use a water bong, but don't drink the bong water like you normally might. Once you finish, pour the bong water into a wide pot and sprinkle the rest of your pot into it. Let it soak over night. The THC particles that permeate the bong water (which are what causes bong water to create such significant highs) will act as a holding agent for the marijuana soaking in it, preserving it and actually increasing both the potency of the pot and the strength of the THC in the water. The following morning, using a strainer, strain the marijuana out of the water and set it aside to dry (it will be ultra-potent when you get back home and smoke it later). Then pour the water back into the pot where it had been sitting. Now you need some sponges. The big orange ones they use for wiping down grout during tiling work exceptionally well. Soak up as much water as you can in the sponge, then wrap it securely in plastic wrap. Pack it as you would any item.

When you get to where you're going, unwrap the sponge and squeeze it dry into a heatable pot. Get some sort of leafy substance -- oregano works, as does tarragon. I've even heard of people using dill, which seems weird to me but whatever floats your boat. Heat the pot until steam starts to rise. What you need to be doing now is holding the leafy substance -- the marijuana stand-in, if you will -- directly over the steaming pot. The THC-laden steam will permeate this and soak right in. Keep doing it until all the water is gone, and presto -- hand-made, high-potency marijuana to smoke. Enjoy!
 
2012-02-18 09:21:54 AM  
Two great highs that high great together.
 
2012-02-18 09:24:01 AM  
It's kind of hard to smuggle the chron in a peanut butter jar when your munchies made you consume the contents of the jar beforehand.
 
2012-02-18 09:28:34 AM  
Choosy potheads choose Jif.
 
2012-02-18 09:29:28 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Idiots. The TSA learned about this trick a long time ago, although it worked perfectly until people like your stoner roommate kept running their damn yaps. But here, I'll tell you how to smuggle it onboard now. *Do not* spread this around, it's foolproof (although a bit time consuming). Here's what you do. Smoke up the night before. You must use a water bong, but don't drink the bong water like you normally might. Once you finish, pour the bong water into a wide pot and sprinkle the rest of your pot into it. Let it soak over night. The THC particles that permeate the bong water (which are what causes bong water to create such significant highs) will act as a holding agent for the marijuana soaking in it, preserving it and actually increasing both the potency of the pot and the strength of the THC in the water. The following morning, using a strainer, strain the marijuana out of the water and set it aside to dry (it will be ultra-potent when you get back home and smoke it later). Then pour the water back into the pot where it had been sitting. Now you need some sponges. The big orange ones they use for wiping down grout during tiling work exceptionally well. Soak up as much water as you can in the sponge, then wrap it securely in plastic wrap. Pack it as you would any item.

When you get to where you're going, unwrap the sponge and squeeze it dry into a heatable pot. Get some sort of leafy substance -- oregano works, as does tarragon. I've even heard of people using dill, which seems weird to me but whatever floats your boat. Heat the pot until steam starts to rise. What you need to be doing now is holding the leafy substance -- the marijuana stand-in, if you will -- directly over the steaming pot. The THC-laden steam will permeate this and soak right in. Keep doing it until all the water is gone, and presto -- hand-made, high-potency marijuana to smoke. Enjoy!


You're an idiot. Everyone knows that marijuana steam bonds best to basil. If you do this with oregano it won't even work.
 
2012-02-18 09:32:04 AM  
PocketNinja - MS Social Studies teacher here says you get an A+.
 
2012-02-18 09:32:45 AM  
Hey, you got pot in my peanut butter....you got peanut butter on my pot...
 
2012-02-18 09:33:49 AM  
Alex Chilton gets an A+ for correct usage of you're.
 
2012-02-18 09:34:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Idiots. The TSA learned about this trick a long time ago, although it worked perfectly until people like your stoner roommate kept running their damn yaps. But here, I'll tell you how to smuggle it onboard now. *Do not* spread this around, it's foolproof (although a bit time consuming). Here's what you do. Smoke up the night before. You must use a water bong, but don't drink the bong water like you normally might. Once you finish, pour the bong water into a wide pot and sprinkle the rest of your pot into it. Let it soak over night. The THC particles that permeate the bong water (which are what causes bong water to create such significant highs) will act as a holding agent for the marijuana soaking in it, preserving it and actually increasing both the potency of the pot and the strength of the THC in the water. The following morning, using a strainer, strain the marijuana out of the water and set it aside to dry (it will be ultra-potent when you get back home and smoke it later). Then pour the water back into the pot where it had been sitting. Now you need some sponges. The big orange ones they use for wiping down grout during tiling work exceptionally well. Soak up as much water as you can in the sponge, then wrap it securely in plastic wrap. Pack it as you would any item.

When you get to where you're going, unwrap the sponge and squeeze it dry into a heatable pot. Get some sort of leafy substance -- oregano works, as does tarragon. I've even heard of people using dill, which seems weird to me but whatever floats your boat. Heat the pot until steam starts to rise. What you need to be doing now is holding the leafy substance -- the marijuana stand-in, if you will -- directly over the steaming pot. The THC-laden steam will permeate this and soak right in. Keep doing it until all the water is gone, and presto -- hand-made, high-potency marijuana to smoke. Enjoy!


Almost. I liquify mine with everclear, reduce it down and wala a little 1oz bottle will last me 10 -12 days. Easy to travel with too.
Some people call it the green dragon.
Much bettter than eating it.
 
2012-02-18 09:36:47 AM  
You tuck it under your bag.
If they have the scanners, politely refuse and ask for a pat down.
A bag of herbage feels surprisingly alot like your scrotum.



/do it all the time.
 
2012-02-18 09:36:49 AM  
X-Rays. How the fark do they work?
 
2012-02-18 09:40:09 AM  
Put weed in container of coffee beans. Put coffee in what looks like a wedding/birthday present. Put present in bag. Get to airport as close to the time of the flight without missing it and check the bag. Ta-Da!
 
2012-02-18 09:41:41 AM  

BobCumbers: Pocket Ninja: Idiots. The TSA learned about this trick a long time ago, although it worked perfectly until people like your stoner roommate kept running their damn yaps. But here, I'll tell you how to smuggle it onboard now. *Do not* spread this around, it's foolproof (although a bit time consuming). Here's what you do. Smoke up the night before. You must use a water bong, but don't drink the bong water like you normally might. Once you finish, pour the bong water into a wide pot and sprinkle the rest of your pot into it. Let it soak over night. The THC particles that permeate the bong water (which are what causes bong water to create such significant highs) will act as a holding agent for the marijuana soaking in it, preserving it and actually increasing both the potency of the pot and the strength of the THC in the water. The following morning, using a strainer, strain the marijuana out of the water and set it aside to dry (it will be ultra-potent when you get back home and smoke it later). Then pour the water back into the pot where it had been sitting. Now you need some sponges. The big orange ones they use for wiping down grout during tiling work exceptionally well. Soak up as much water as you can in the sponge, then wrap it securely in plastic wrap. Pack it as you would any item.

When you get to where you're going, unwrap the sponge and squeeze it dry into a heatable pot. Get some sort of leafy substance -- oregano works, as does tarragon. I've even heard of people using dill, which seems weird to me but whatever floats your boat. Heat the pot until steam starts to rise. What you need to be doing now is holding the leafy substance -- the marijuana stand-in, if you will -- directly over the steaming pot. The THC-laden steam will permeate this and soak right in. Keep doing it until all the water is gone, and presto -- hand-made, high-potency marijuana to smoke. Enjoy!

Almost. I liquify mine with everclear, reduce it down and wala a little 1oz bottle will last ...


No, alcohol destroys THC. It has to be water like PocketNinja said. Trust me I've done this so often it's not even funny
 
2012-02-18 09:43:40 AM  
Seriously, can't go without for a while and willing to risk the penalties? It just wouldn't be worth the risk. Labradors can smell like you would not believe.
 
SH
2012-02-18 09:46:36 AM  
I thought the TSA was there to protect us from terrorists?

How convenient that they can also play cop too.
 
2012-02-18 09:49:41 AM  

SH: I thought the TSA was there to protect us from terrorists?

How convenient that they can also play cop too.



People tend to refer to you as "hey dumbass", don't they?
 
2012-02-18 09:49:55 AM  

MartinD-35: Seriously, can't go without for a while and willing to risk the penalties? It just wouldn't be worth the risk. Labradors can smell like you would not believe.


i21.photobucket.com

Agree
 
2012-02-18 09:50:10 AM  
Why is the TSA looking for pot? I thought they were supposed to looking for threats to aviation. Bombs, guns, like that. Next thing you know, they'll be running you for Warrants when you present your ID.
 
2012-02-18 09:51:13 AM  
Keep it on your person.
 
2012-02-18 09:51:16 AM  
peanut butter? what a goober.

blog.prescriptionaccess.org

hotlink
 
2012-02-18 09:53:25 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The big orange ones they use for wiping down grout during tiling work exceptionally well. Soak up as much water as you can in the sponge, then wrap it securely in plastic wrap. Pack it as you would any item.


And for the love of god, if you're going to ingest anything that come from sponges, make sure it's sanitary first. The most germladen object in your home is most likely to be your sponge. I wish I didn't have to stress this point but some people can be complete idiots.
 
2012-02-18 09:57:08 AM  

mikdeetx: Choosy potheads choose SKIPPY.



RTFA
FIFY
 
2012-02-18 09:58:01 AM  
WTF? What kind of charges can they throw at someone for trying to smuggle drugs by airplane? I wouldn't want to deal with that ball of wax. Same thing with the people who think they'll get away with smoking in the airplane's bathroom. Just wait until you land. I really don't want to be on any government list like the No-Fly list.
 
2012-02-18 10:00:21 AM  

fredklein: Why is the TSA looking for pot? I thought they were supposed to looking for threats to aviation. Bombs, guns, like that. Next thing you know, they'll be running you for Warrants when you present your ID.


Nobody said they were looking for pot. The ran the dudes luggage through an x-ray machine and saw something stuck in the middle of a jar of peanut butter. They see something like that and they check it out because they don't know if it is drugs or explosives just from looking at an x-ray image.

I have a feeling anybody who wanted badly enough to get something past an x-ray scanner would just get an old scanner from a doctors office and start checking different ways of packaging stuff til they found one that didn't stand out.
 
OOF
2012-02-18 10:02:07 AM  
The article pointed out that it was "creamy style."

Glad they cleared that up.
 
2012-02-18 10:02:18 AM  
Hide some J's in your checked bags...Worked for me
 
2012-02-18 10:06:36 AM  

Happy Hours: BobCumbers: Pocket Ninja: Idiots. The TSA learned about this trick a long time ago, although it worked perfectly until people like your stoner roommate kept running their damn yaps. But here, I'll tell you how to smuggle it onboard now. *Do not* spread this around, it's foolproof (although a bit time consuming). Here's what you do. Smoke up the night before. You must use a water bong, but don't drink the bong water like you normally might. Once you finish, pour the bong water into a wide pot and sprinkle the rest of your pot into it. Let it soak over night. The THC particles that permeate the bong water (which are what causes bong water to create such significant highs) will act as a holding agent for the marijuana soaking in it, preserving it and actually increasing both the potency of the pot and the strength of the THC in the water. The following morning, using a strainer, strain the marijuana out of the water and set it aside to dry (it will be ultra-potent when you get back home and smoke it later). Then pour the water back into the pot where it had been sitting. Now you need some sponges. The big orange ones they use for wiping down grout during tiling work exceptionally well. Soak up as much water as you can in the sponge, then wrap it securely in plastic wrap. Pack it as you would any item.

When you get to where you're going, unwrap the sponge and squeeze it dry into a heatable pot. Get some sort of leafy substance -- oregano works, as does tarragon. I've even heard of people using dill, which seems weird to me but whatever floats your boat. Heat the pot until steam starts to rise. What you need to be doing now is holding the leafy substance -- the marijuana stand-in, if you will -- directly over the steaming pot. The THC-laden steam will permeate this and soak right in. Keep doing it until all the water is gone, and presto -- hand-made, high-potency marijuana to smoke. Enjoy!

Almost. I liquify mine with everclear, reduce it down and wala a little 1oz bott ...



THC will not stick to water. THC's solubility is about 1-2 µg/mL (micrograms per milliliter). If you are drinking bong water and getting stoned, chances are its from all the burnt bits that you sucked through and are now sitting at the bottom. Also, bravo on sucking that shiat down and keeping it down.
Alcohol can work to make a tincture. Dry your buds first to make it really strong.

Dear fellow potheads. Just because you think it got you high, doesn't mean it actually did. Drinking bong water, making stem tea...all horseshiat. Do a little bit of research. Then make cannibutter and have pot toast for breakfast!
 
2012-02-18 10:07:11 AM  

skinink: I really don't want to be on any government list like the No-Fly list.


I wonder if Tim Allen is on that list?

He smuggled 1.4 lbs of cocaine and he was caught at an international airport in Michigan. This was in 1978.

Seriously, that dude is the epitome of rehabilitation. :)
 
2012-02-18 10:07:44 AM  
...and don't come in here with your damned anecdotal "Oh it totally got me stoned, dude"


...you don't know shiat from chocolate.
 
2012-02-18 10:08:03 AM  

Happy Hours: No, alcohol destroys THC. It has to be water like PocketNinja said. Trust me I've done this so often it's not even funny


I never heard of such a thing, and kept waiting for the troll at the end of it....doesn't the sponge hold onto the THC, and you just wring out the water? And "steam" implies that water vapor comes out of the boiling water, while the pot residue would be left in the pot--uh, the cooking utensil. That's how you get water out of things, after all--you just boil the crap out of it. The water leaves, and whatever you want to keep is left in your pan.

Is this for real?

fredklein: Why is the TSA looking for pot? I thought they were supposed to looking for threats to aviation. Bombs, guns, like that. Next thing you know, they'll be running you for Warrants when you present your ID.


Oh there you go, giving them ideas. Don't you think the TSA and our government wouldn't LOVE to do exactly that?
 
2012-02-18 10:09:42 AM  
Vacume seal it, than put it a bottle of shampoo and check your bag. Never had a problem..
 
2012-02-18 10:17:19 AM  

fastfxr: You tuck it under your bag.
If they have the scanners, politely refuse and ask for a pat down.
A bag of herbage feels now tastes surprisingly alot like your scrotum.

/do it all the time.


I'll bet you do!
 
2012-02-18 10:21:34 AM  
Why not just ship it overnight to where your going? duh..
 
2012-02-18 10:23:20 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_oLtdVPjjg
 
2012-02-18 10:24:57 AM  
Over thinking is your enemy when it comes to smuggling weed. If you think about it too much, you get elaborate and then things won't APPEAR organic. A jar of peanut butter does not appear organic. Sure you feel like you can explain it easily as a harmless snack, but you blew it when you created a situation that had to be explained at all. The ultimate point is for prying eyes to slide over the hiding spot without hesitation. For domestic flights with checked luggage it's easy, shove it in the battery compartment of a gadget and you're good to go. For carry on, it's the smell you have to look out for so it has to be a very small amount for personal use and you can hide that in a pack of cigarettes. Toss it next to something embarrassing like dirty underwear or a dildo. The eyes go directly to the perceived shame, and everything else disappears. Look apologetic as you grab your kit and bail.

Easy...
 
2012-02-18 10:27:02 AM  

BobCumbers: wala


Wala?

Did you mean, voila?

-_- Stoners.....
 
2012-02-18 10:29:06 AM  
Pre 2001 I took some joints internationally by tucking them in my cleavage. I later discovered a few tabs of LSD in my wallet that I had completely forgotten about, so that was a surprise. I stick with legal things these days, though.
 
2012-02-18 10:29:57 AM  
Back in the days of long ago *cough* statute of limitations *cough* this guy I know had a few methods and was never busted, although perhaps an element of luck in that. A handful of joints rolled up in socks and placed in luggage was most common. There was the .5 oz up the ass, which I'm told was not worth the discomfort or retrieval. He once also took between 1/4 and 1/2 oz and flattened the buds in his wallet two weeks before the trip. By the time it came to travel, there was absolutely no smell and the wallet did not look unusually bulky. Many times just a gram or two in a little pocket went through without a hitch as well.

I'm sure now he realizes that the risk is insanely not worth taking, as good smoke is most likely quite easy to find at your destination and the guilt of watching people smoke your ass-weed is, well, it's just weird.
 
2012-02-18 10:37:44 AM  

Pocket Ninja: **Too long to quote verbatim so I'm gonna just say bravo!**


Why do you hate stoners? Seriously, almost everything in that screed is the exact opposite of the truth. And I should know.
 
2012-02-18 10:41:27 AM  
Relevant:

www.doubleakaraoke.com
 
2012-02-18 10:42:56 AM  
So, just to ask. Why do people think Jiff and Skippy is better than Peter Pan?

Peter Pan Crunchy on Toast is the food of the gods.
 
2012-02-18 10:44:12 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: BobCumbers: wala

Wala?

Did you mean, voila?

-_- Stoners.....


Thank you. I didn't want to comment so as not to look like a dick.
 
2012-02-18 10:44:21 AM  
Hmm, self-fail.

Although I'm sure Johnny ate a bag of Doritos at least once. There, now it's relevant to a stoner thread.
 
2012-02-18 10:49:48 AM  

pinktaco4lunch: Why not just ship it overnight to where your going? duh..


bingo! seasoned travelers know to pack minimal and ship ahead for major convenience. it's always there at the radisson, waiting for you.
 
2012-02-18 10:50:10 AM  

guardian_devil: THC will not stick to water. THC's solubility is about 1-2 µg/mL (micrograms per milliliter). If you are drinking bong water and getting stoned, chances are its from all the burnt bits that you sucked through and are now sitting at the bottom. Also, bravo on sucking that shiat down and keeping it down.
Alcohol can work to make a tincture. Dry your buds first to make it really strong.

Dear fellow potheads. Just because you think it got you high, doesn't mean it actually did. Drinking bong water, making stem tea...all horseshiat. Do a little bit of research. Then make cannibutter and have pot toast for breakfast!




guardian_devil, you must work for a commercial dispensary. I can tell by the propaganda you speak. Everybody knows that the most epic of epic highs is from bong water and it can be used to not only make your existing bud stronger as Pocket Ninja said, but it has amazing health benefits thanks to the way the water ionizes the THC which increases its capacity to bind to the CB2 cannabinoid receptor which happens to be expressed mainly in the immune system and in hematopoietic cells. Sheesh, butter. Who does that?

Quit spreading your lies.. unless you were merely trolling in that case I am ashamed that I was gullible enough to bite. ahem.
 
2012-02-18 10:50:56 AM  

glassbottomboatcaptain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_oLtdVPjjg


What is this, some kind of shampoo court?
 
2012-02-18 10:52:01 AM  

PainInTheASP: Why do you hate stoners? Seriously, almost everything in that screed is the exact opposite of the truth. And I should know.


So it's bullshiat. Thank you. It didn't sound right, but I'm not into pot science.
 
2012-02-18 10:55:59 AM  
TSA MUST DIE

Yup, the plane is secure when no pot is on it.
We used to be safe from dildoes, but public outcry make those OK now.
You pay for TSA but not for educating your children. Or housing your middle class.

You people are pathetic.
Is there a stronger word than pathetic?

Just does not capture the stupidity and brainless herd mentality.
 
2012-02-18 10:57:00 AM  

chookbillion: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: BobCumbers: wala

Wala?

Did you mean, voila?

-_- Stoners.....

Thank you. I didn't want to comment so as not to look like a dick.


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