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(Some Guy)   Female teacher caught having sex with student in her office bathroom. With "judge for yourself" pic   (aspentimes.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, position of trust, School Administrators, unpaid leave, Lauren Redfern, interpersonal ties, Judicial District Attorney Mark Hurlbert, Basalt Police Department  
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2012-02-18 10:40:31 AM  
Meh, I've seen worse.
Compared to some of the submissions deemed "hot" here on Fark, she's a goddess.

/I would not hit it though
 
2012-02-18 10:41:47 AM  

SevenYearHawk: theorellior: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

Yeah, looks like she'd be up for an energetic romp in the sack. And I'd be okay with that. Sometimes enthusiasm can turn a 5 into a 9.

THIS!


Agreed. This is truth Studman doesn't understand, or rather has never experienced.
 
2012-02-18 10:41:47 AM  

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


Oh hell yeah, she's Sir Mix-a-lot approved. I'd bang that like a screen door in a storm.
 
2012-02-18 10:43:00 AM  

KateAirRaid: I've said it before and I'll say it again...as a high school teacher, I just don't get it. Nothing makes me less interested in sex than spending my day with a bunch of teenagers.


I could see that, however if your (I did that on purpose) getting some action regularly "living in sin" that in and of its self tends to reduce the whole sexual urge thing.
The 6 weeks after we had each kid was the longest of my adult life.
I swear it got to a point that all I could think about was getting laid.
Hairy palms only lasts you for so long.

You know what the bigger problem is....Boys now-a-days don't know how to shut the hell up.
If you are hitting a semi-attractive HS teacher you don't talk about it.
Think fight club.
The number one rule of banging a teacher, you don't talk about banging a teacher.

Having said that, WTF are they thinking shagging in the school restroom.
Come one.

//I would hit it.
 
2012-02-18 10:44:27 AM  

chewielouie: SevenYearHawk: theorellior: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

Yeah, looks like she'd be up for an energetic romp in the sack. And I'd be okay with that. Sometimes enthusiasm can turn a 5 into a 9.

THIS!

Agreed. This is truth Studman doesn't understand, or rather has never experienced.


Don't judge my people.
 
2012-02-18 10:45:57 AM  

knowless: Breach of public trust; someone operating in a position of responsibility within the community should not be allowed to use that authority for personal gain.

Age of consent is meaningless, even though that is what it will all hinge upon "legally". The ethical (what the law should be based upon to begin with, instead of arbitrary deliberations) understanding would be to realize that whether or not this woman wants to fark young guys (which she has the right to act upon, as long as they have (under law)physically matured to a specific date since birth) she was in a position which allowed her to have the social ability to target individuals who might not have otherwise consented. That is a crime; having little to do with sexuality and everything to do with exploiting positions of power.


If she didn't kill anybody, she doesn't deserve a life sentence.

If she didn't steal millions of dollars, she doesn't deserve 16 years.

She didn't even punch anyone, which would get you probation most of the time.

She took the innocence of a 17-year-old male, which, speaking as someone who has been a 17-year-old male, he didn't have in the first place.

"Breach of public trust" is a punishment deserving termination, maybe a hefty fine.
 
2012-02-18 10:47:45 AM  
Everyone needs to be given the death penalty for everything. 100% of the time.
 
2012-02-18 10:50:03 AM  

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


Now = Hittable
10 years from now = Not Hittable

She will double in size
 
2012-02-18 10:50:07 AM  
Jesus, Dolph Lundgren let himself go...
 
2012-02-18 10:53:12 AM  
How dare you commit sexual assault in Basalt?!?
 
2012-02-18 10:55:17 AM  
Someone's lonely and has decided that trolling this thread is the best way to get attention.

Poor lil guy.
 
2012-02-18 11:22:32 AM  
Who the hell are these boys who spill the beans, thus ending the hot sex with a crazy person? I mean, really ...

avatar.hq-picture.com
 
2012-02-18 11:23:25 AM  
She'll go big once she stops exercising.

/Avast, yee lubbers!
 
2012-02-18 11:24:59 AM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-18 11:28:25 AM  

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


Yeah, I'd hit that, but then I like the roller derby girl look.
 
2012-02-18 11:28:34 AM  

soy_bomb: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]

[cdn.makeuptalk.com image 265x265]

/hot like her pits



Steamy.
 
2012-02-18 11:28:35 AM  
/Also, they're not that far apart in age.
 
2012-02-18 11:28:39 AM  

theorellior: Someone's lonely and has decided that trolling this thread is the best way to get attention.

Poor lil guy.


Oh, come on, who would waste their Saturday studman-ing a teacher-student thread
 
2012-02-18 11:29:55 AM  
Fire her and never let her teach kids/teens again since she obviously has self control issues, or at the least poor ethics.

But prison? That makes no sense. She farked someone that was plenty old enough to consent and it's doubtful that it was coerced or forced. 17 is one year before you can legally be thrown out on your own to fend for yourself. It's not a little kid.
 
2012-02-18 11:30:37 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]

Now = Hittable
10 years from now = Not Hittable

She will double in size


This. She's 26 now, which is near or just past peak for most women.
 
2012-02-18 11:32:18 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]

Now = Hittable
10 years from now = Not Hittable

She will double in size

This. She's 26 now, which is near or just past peak for most women.


Not sure if serious. But I lolled for good measure.
 
2012-02-18 11:38:56 AM  
Came here to see the student/teacher matrix. I am dissapoint.
 
2012-02-18 11:49:11 AM  

stagirite: Came here to see the student/teacher matrix. I am dissapoint.


Just for you:
cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2012-02-18 11:50:36 AM  
Why is the student not also charged with a crime? It doesn't sound like he was forced into it.

When two people willfully engage in activity X, then it should be legal for both, or illegal for both.
 
2012-02-18 11:52:51 AM  

Beluga Heights: Not sure if serious.


Only half.
 
2012-02-18 11:58:30 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Perhaps some sort of a test? You must bring in three written character references attesting to your maturity, and pass a written exam demonstrating basic knowledge of the biological consequences of sex and how to prevent them...


Yeah, then there are plenty of 30 year olds that would not be allowed to have sex. Granted, it would prevent a lot of issues, but a poor choice if you care for personal freedoms.

Logically it would be on a case by case basis for anyone between the age where most people voluntarily start to consider a real sexual relationship, and 18 (I think about 15 would be reasonable. 14 for some physically and mentally mature individuals, and anything below is generally mentally and physically immature enough that an adult should know better, unless it can be reasonably proven that the child looks and acts in a much more mature manner to MOST people, and lied about their age. The latter would largely be determined at the judge's discretion, but it's at least better than just saying "guilty!" in all cases).
Were they coerced or forced to do so? No? No problem. Was the person a family member, caretaker, or in a long-term position of authority (implying the juvenile could have been mentally groomed from a young age)? No? No problem.
And of course there would be exceptions for victims that are mentally unfit to consent, such as someone with severe brain damage or congenital issues (and there already are). In fact this is a good example of why it DOESN'T have to be black and white just because of age. You can't necessarily have sex with a mentally retarded person and legally go unpunished just because they were over 18. The court can find them mentally unfit to consent. In this same way it could be determined whether a teenager is mentally fit enough to consent.

It's not rocket science. Sex and age are simply something that isn't black and white. So to make laws that treat them as if they are causes too many problems. And not only for the accused, but for the "victims" who didn't necessarily have any resulting emotional or mental problems until their sexual partner was dragged through the mud in court and imprisoned, not to mention the psychologist visits that they'll likely endure where they're told something horrible happened, when they just thought they were having some fun. Don't tell me that's not gonna cause issues with sex long term, much moreso than the sexual experience itself.
 
SH
2012-02-18 12:00:07 PM  

awgsilyari: Why is the student not also charged with a crime?


Because he is a minor?

/duh
 
2012-02-18 12:09:27 PM  
can we just get this over with and change the age of consent to say 14 or 15?
this would solve all of these teacher/student problems ...

no wait, that probably doesnt work.

how about home/internet/online school for everyone?
saves on teachers
saves on building and transportation
would eliminate all chances of teacher on student farking
would eliminate all school bullying
would eliminate gym

/but who would babysit my poor snowflake?
 
2012-02-18 12:10:06 PM  

SH: awgsilyari: Why is the student not also charged with a crime?

Because he is a minor?

/duh


kids are allowed to work in mines when they are that young?
 
2012-02-18 12:11:49 PM  
Here's an idea:

How about making it a requirement that teachers be at least 15 years older than the students they teach. I think that might cut down on the number of 20something teachers in high schools farking the 16/17-year-old students.

That way, if you want to teach when you get out of college, you have to teach younger kids who aren't going to want to fark you. And when you finally get into high school teaching, you're in your 30s and it's just not as likely that you'll want some 16-year-old unless you have really poor judgment.

Seriously: WHY do we have 25-year-olds teaching 17-year-olds? They're in the same dating range! OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO SCREW. The 25-year-old was just in school herself.

I know, you have to get special certification for each grade level. Well, maybe we should change the system? Maybe it should be based on age and experience instead of choice and educational focus?
 
2012-02-18 12:17:11 PM  
here I sit in one of the Barnes and Noble in Denver, with a group of high school students sitting not 6 feet away, and they are talking about how many people they have farked. This is like a sick movie; the gay one is talking about his drunken conquests, the two girls are tossing around ideas about giving head and how to tell if a guy has a large "package." Why, yes, there is even another boy hanging around the girls, obviously a nerd who wants to bang the more experienced of the two girls, but in his confused adolescent state, would probably take the gay kid, if he was offered.

kids are screwing. A lot. Anything they can get their little pricks in, they will. Teachers included.

/and the right wingers are pressing for abstinence education, why?
 
2012-02-18 12:17:11 PM  

Ihaveanevilparrot: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Perhaps some sort of a test? You must bring in three written character references attesting to your maturity, and pass a written exam demonstrating basic knowledge of the biological consequences of sex and how to prevent them...

Yeah, then there are plenty of 30 year olds that would not be allowed to have sex. Granted, it would prevent a lot of issues, but a poor choice if you care for personal freedoms.

Logically it would be on a case by case basis for anyone between the age where most people voluntarily start to consider a real sexual relationship, and 18 (I think about 15 would be reasonable. 14 for some physically and mentally mature individuals, and anything below is generally mentally and physically immature enough that an adult should know better, unless it can be reasonably proven that the child looks and acts in a much more mature manner to MOST people, and lied about their age. The latter would largely be determined at the judge's discretion, but it's at least better than just saying "guilty!" in all cases).
Were they coerced or forced to do so? No? No problem. Was the person a family member, caretaker, or in a long-term position of authority (implying the juvenile could have been mentally groomed from a young age)? No? No problem.
And of course there would be exceptions for victims that are mentally unfit to consent, such as someone with severe brain damage or congenital issues (and there already are). In fact this is a good example of why it DOESN'T have to be black and white just because of age. You can't necessarily have sex with a mentally retarded person and legally go unpunished just because they were over 18. The court can find them mentally unfit to consent. In this same way it could be determined whether a teenager is mentally fit enough to consent.

It's not rocket science. Sex and age are simply something that isn't black and white. So to make laws that treat them as if they are causes too many problems. And not only for ...


Personally, it seems to me that having differing ages on consent and ability to sign a legal contract is a lot of the trouble.
 
2012-02-18 12:20:09 PM  

thelordofcheese: At least she wasn't caught sayof.


Is she guilty yes or no? Eagle County Sheriff's Office says "yes" - OR- Hello I am high school student write single to salute and await your reply.
 
SH
2012-02-18 12:24:10 PM  

namatad: kids are allowed to work in mines when they are that young?


Fail.

Might try reddit, they probably would like your dumb humor.
 
2012-02-18 12:28:50 PM  
Help, I'm old and don't know a thing about this photo shop you speak of:
I would like a business card, that I could distribute to the female school teachers, that states that I would love to counsel them, a hands on, one on one, when they have an urge to bang a student. I would allow them to take out their frustrations on me. Minimal charge, hell, I might even pay them.
 
2012-02-18 12:34:50 PM  
Life in prison? And he admits pursuing her? Unfarking believable.
 
2012-02-18 12:35:23 PM  
If any of you are looking for me, I'll be staying after school. I... I have an oral exam I need to study for... yeah that's it, an oral exam... I'll be studying...
 
2012-02-18 01:17:49 PM  

Macular Degenerate: [vinteeage.com image 508x408]


Nice
 
2012-02-18 01:22:08 PM  
sex "crimes" are the new witchcraft.
 
2012-02-18 01:23:53 PM  
Back in my day, she just would have been "asked" to resign. I guess it's a liability issue now.
 
2012-02-18 01:29:08 PM  
Just realized he's not going to be tapping that pussy anymore...

www.sigmalive.com
 
2012-02-18 01:50:04 PM  

Coelacanth: Her neck is thicker than mine.


Mine too... and I'm not a father raping mother killing marine
 
2012-02-18 01:52:56 PM  

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


A tad Wagnerian, but not unattractive, altogether.
 
2012-02-18 01:53:44 PM  

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


Yes. Would tap that.
 
gja
2012-02-18 02:09:13 PM  

Coelacanth: Her neck is thicker than mine.


She has probably had more stuffed down it than your neck

/builds up the muscles i suppose
 
2012-02-18 02:22:48 PM  

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


I would do her, but only because I was trying to keep her away from molesting other students at her school.

/nose growing ala pinocchio
 
2012-02-18 02:23:52 PM  
""School administrators confronted the student who told them that he had sex with the teacher in the bathroom,""

OH! So THAT'S what I was doing?! I didn't know that. I thought it was part of the class. EWEWSEXYUCKYUCKICKY!!!
 
2012-02-18 02:25:22 PM  
... and I would fist that like the hit of an angry God.
 
2012-02-18 02:29:52 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: stagirite: Came here to see the student/teacher matrix. I am dissapoint.

Just for you:
[cdn.gunaxin.com image 476x500]


Thank you, much obliged.
 
2012-02-18 02:31:42 PM  

AbbeySomeone: 17 year old boys are walnking hardons.


FTFY.
 
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