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(Some Guy)   Female teacher caught having sex with student in her office bathroom. With "judge for yourself" pic   (aspentimes.com) divider line 180
    More: Dumbass, position of trust, School Administrators, unpaid leave, Lauren Redfern, interpersonal ties, Judicial District Attorney Mark Hurlbert, Basalt Police Department  
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2012-02-18 08:54:00 AM

Relatively Obscure: The penalty on each charge is a minimum of 4 to 16 years in prison, with the possibility of life in prison for the repeated nature of the alleged sexual assaults, he said.


Sounds very profitable, did they check her purse for pot? Mmm mm, more profitable charges!
Prosecutor is going to by himself a Jaguar, maybe even a Lexus!
 
2012-02-18 08:54:48 AM
What teacher gets her own office, let alone one with a private bathroom?
 
2012-02-18 08:56:16 AM

Tommy Moo: What teacher gets her own office, let alone one with a private bathroom?


Not quite private enough, apparently.

Good thing she wasn't pooping.
 
2012-02-18 08:58:17 AM
am i the only one bothered by the grammar mistake in the headline? where the fark am i?
 
2012-02-18 08:58:27 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]

I'll take two. Have them bathed and delivered to my chambers.



Bathed? But...but then you wash off most of the flavor.

/like 'em dirty
//Tangy
 
2012-02-18 08:59:44 AM
for a schoolteacher, that's pretty much a nine or a ten.
 
2012-02-18 09:00:33 AM

Tommy Moo: What teacher gets her own office, let alone one with a private bathroom?


none of them after this
 
2012-02-18 09:01:35 AM
Redfern told a deputy the first time they were together was at the student's house to watch a movie, that they began kissing and fondling each other with their clothes on and that nothing more happened, the affidavit said.



What movie? Porky's
 
2012-02-18 09:02:19 AM

some_beer_drinker: am i the only one bothered by the grammar mistake in the headline? where the fark am i?


You apparently didn't see my mammaries.
 
2012-02-18 09:04:21 AM

Kurmudgeon: Relatively Obscure: The penalty on each charge is a minimum of 4 to 16 years in prison, with the possibility of life in prison for the repeated nature of the alleged sexual assaults, he said.

Sounds very profitable, did they check her purse for pot? Mmm mm, more profitable charges!
Prosecutor is going to by himself a Jaguar, maybe even a Lexus!


whyweprotest.net
 
2012-02-18 09:05:24 AM
i1058.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-18 09:08:53 AM
Does she play LB?

/ nice trap development, she obviously needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-02-18 09:09:14 AM
these people want to be caught, they can't be that stupid...
 
2012-02-18 09:11:22 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again...as a high school teacher, I just don't get it. Nothing makes me less interested in sex than spending my day with a bunch of teenagers.
 
2012-02-18 09:11:42 AM

dogdirt: Redfern told a deputy the first time they were together was at the student's house to watch a movie, that they began kissing and fondling each other with their clothes on and that nothing more happened, the affidavit said.



What movie? Porky's


Why is this dumbass talking to investigators?
 
2012-02-18 09:11:59 AM

theorellior: BurnShrike: Another picture of her

Yeah, looks like she'd be up for an energetic romp in the sack. And I'd be okay with that. Sometimes enthusiasm can turn a 5 into a 9.


THIS!
 
2012-02-18 09:14:54 AM

Ed Finnerty:


I thought of the MCP when I saw that pic too.
 
2012-02-18 09:15:53 AM

KateAirRaid: I've said it before and I'll say it again...as a high school teacher, I just don't get it. Nothing makes me less interested in sex than spending my day with a bunch of teenagers.


Just checked out your profile pics and your husband looks just like my son, but you look nothing like my daughter-in-law. Could you ask him to call Dad, please?
 
2012-02-18 09:16:28 AM

KateAirRaid: I've said it before and I'll say it again...as a high school teacher, I just don't get it. Nothing makes me less interested in sex than spending my day with a bunch of teenagers.


*clicks profile*


I'm betting most of your male students would love to bang you.

Have a great day Monday!

 
2012-02-18 09:16:29 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Bathroom?!?!

Okay, tho. Big Ben need some TP.
 
2012-02-18 09:16:42 AM

Coelacanth: Her neck is thicker than mine.


She's stronger than you are.
 
2012-02-18 09:19:20 AM

Tommy Moo: What teacher gets her own office, let alone one with a private bathroom?

Coaches

get quite a few things that plain-old teachers don't.
 
2012-02-18 09:21:59 AM

Molavian: Are you kidding? She looks like she could take a pounding. And give as good as she gets.


It's nice to see romance is not a lost art.
 
2012-02-18 09:22:27 AM
Whew.....Freaked me out for a second...teacher in Eagle banging a youngin'.
I "dated" a teacher from that area for a while. Good snowboarder but had the crazy eyes.
Glad this wasn't her.
 
2012-02-18 09:22:44 AM
I have an idea. Let's take all of the hot mid-twenties female sex offender teachers like her and start a school taught exclusively by them...and the students have to be 39-year-olds like me! I'll quit my job and go back to high school, and they can terrorize me from dawn until dusk...
 
2012-02-18 09:23:59 AM

Relatively Obscure: The penalty on each charge is a minimum of 4 to 16 years in prison, with the possibility of life in prison for the repeated nature of the alleged sexual assaults, he said.

:\


jesus. christ. that's more time than the lady who ran over those people at the bar is getting. and she killed someone! W.T.F.
 
2012-02-18 09:25:31 AM
As the guy farking subby's English teacher right now, I'm really getting a kick...
 
2012-02-18 09:32:46 AM

Maslow's Hierarchy: So.. She has sex with him when he's 17. HOLY FARK!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!!
A couple months later they have sex again. Oh. That's ok. He's 18 now.

Gotta love the magic number of age.


there is a stink on this one. at 17 the lad can drive a motor vehicle, quit school and join the armed forces and more. i think a great deal of 17 yr olds are ready to bang their brains out.
they are close enough in age to share tastes in movies, music and the like. she gets to enjoy monkey sex with a buff young man but i bet she won't bring him around to meet mom.
in the long run i doubt the forbidden fruit was worth picking.
 
2012-02-18 09:33:28 AM

Tommy Moo: What teacher gets her own office, let alone one with a private bathroom?


A teacher in whos classroom is a gymnasium, where the only bathrooms are locker rooms, and there is no faculty lounge.

Actually pretty common in older gyms. I consider it fair compensation for working with that locker room smell all day.

/I don't hit nuthin' that could hit back harder.
 
2012-02-18 09:39:59 AM
Meh, a bit manish but I'd hit it.

/who am I kidding, I'd shag it till the pubic hair rubbed off.
/the legal system is ruining sexy adolescence.
 
2012-02-18 09:43:45 AM

Ow My Balls: I have an idea. Let's take all of the hot mid-twenties female sex offender teachers like her and start a school taught exclusively by them...and the students have to be 39-year-olds like me! I'll quit my job and go back to high school, and they can terrorize me from dawn until dusk...


It's dreamers like you that are the true innovators. There are some practical problems to work out, like what to do with the uggos, but I think you're on to something here.
 
2012-02-18 09:44:54 AM

KateAirRaid: I've said it before and I'll say it again...as a high school teacher, I just don't get it. Nothing makes me less interested in sex than spending my day with a bunch of teenagers.


Don't come here and ruin everyone else's fantasy.

/clicks profile... see's image.... a new fantasy is born.
 
2012-02-18 09:47:42 AM

AbbeySomeone: markfara: Oh, come on. Fire her, sure. But prison? Good God.

My parents were MARRIED at 17.

Courtney Stodden, trailer trash AW is 17 and married to someone 51.
The teacher in TFA is guilty of poor judgment but prison? No. 17 year old boys are walking hardons.


It's not a justice system at all. It's a REVENGE system.
And your average voter likes it that way, thank you very much.

The majority of us would rather support the state going broke building more prisons than show a bit of compassion and common sense. Even in Canada, our PM Harper is pandering to our inner cave man by building more prisons and longer sentencing. Even though other countries have proving this is the entirely wrong approach to reducing crime.

Harper knows the derpers and old people will support him on this point.
 
2012-02-18 09:48:04 AM

powhound: Is subby feeling insecure today?


I think Marty speaks for me and maybe subby:
roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
Maybe if there were a better pic or at least 4 beers in me...
 
2012-02-18 09:48:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-18 09:48:27 AM
He was a football player taking some extra curricular strength training.

Bet he's got 9 inches and she likes it rough.
 
2012-02-18 09:48:44 AM

maniac64: would hit.

 
2012-02-18 09:53:54 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-02-18 09:55:09 AM

AbbeySomeone: markfara: Oh, come on. Fire her, sure. But prison? Good God.

My parents were MARRIED at 17.

Courtney Stodden, trailer trash AW is 17 and married to someone 51.
The teacher in TFA is guilty of poor judgment but prison? No. 17 year old boys are walking hardons.


So are 40 year old boys.

/not speaking from experience, no ma'am
 
2012-02-18 09:58:43 AM
Wait. She's a female Basketball coach that isn't a lesbian?

Lock her up!
 
2012-02-18 10:00:27 AM
I would have done it at 17.

Or at 18, or at 19, or at 20, or right now if I had the chance.

Boys gonna be boys.
 
2012-02-18 10:02:05 AM
vinteeage.com
 
2012-02-18 10:06:12 AM
Breach of public trust; someone operating in a position of responsibility within the community should not be allowed to use that authority for personal gain.

Age of consent is meaningless, even though that is what it will all hinge upon "legally". The ethical (what the law should be based upon to begin with, instead of arbitrary deliberations) understanding would be to realize that whether or not this woman wants to fark young guys (which she has the right to act upon, as long as they have (under law)physically matured to a specific date since birth) she was in a position which allowed her to have the social ability to target individuals who might not have otherwise consented. That is a crime; having little to do with sexuality and everything to do with exploiting positions of power.
 
2012-02-18 10:08:13 AM
*sigh* There was only one hot teacher in my high school and she was happily married. Some guys get all the fu er, luck.
 
2012-02-18 10:09:16 AM
Before clicking on the 'hot teacher sex scandle' links, I try to prepare myself by thinking of the most repulsive looking person I can. Usually that eases the blow of whatever hideous beast is pictured. Based on that my response this time is 'she looks pretty good'.
 
2012-02-18 10:21:07 AM
I'm hard pressed to think of a more "not sure if want" moment in recent memory.
 
2012-02-18 10:24:29 AM

Maslow's Hierarchy: So.. She has sex with him when he's 17. HOLY FARK!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!!
A couple months later they have sex again. Oh. That's ok. He's 18 now.

Gotta love the magic number of age.


No I love the sexism involved. If a 30 year old female is banging a 16 year old male do nothing, because the dude enjoyed it

If a 30 year old male is banging a 16 year old female, rip off his testicles with a pair of pliars, and throw the rest of him into a meat grinder
 
2012-02-18 10:26:10 AM

xelnia: DAT JAWLINE


That has to be Chyna in a blonde wig.
 
Skr
2012-02-18 10:26:59 AM

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


She reminds me of Adele (if Adele regularly exercised.)
Looks like a fun lady who could probably drink most people under the table.
It is a pity what/whom she did is considered a crime.
 
2012-02-18 10:37:00 AM

BurnShrike: Another picture of her

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 533x800]


I'd let her do me with a strap-on...
 
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