Ceteris Paribus says:

Hey, how are you miss bacon?

Other than chapped lips, I'm peachy.

Ceteris Paribus says: casey.lurvs.bacon: Ceteris Paribus says:

Hey, how are you miss bacon?

Other than chapped lips, I'm peachy.

Its your lucky day, just put chapstick on my penis!

IT BETTER BE BURTS BEES MISTER

I do remember the weekend where I went from boring straight edge nerdy kid to Wow that guy needs to slow down. I went to a cabin in the Poconos with a few friends, but it was the first time there was no adult supervision. I kinda remember playing poker, and then a beer ended up in front of me, and then a bowl was being passed around. Next memory I have of the night is me belting out "Stars and Stripes Forever" in Na na na na na na na na fashion whilst wearing a toddler potty training bucket on my head. Next day we did a wake and bake and I eneded up letting my friends shave off all of my hair and then going to a mall and getting both of my ears pierced. Needless to say he reaction on monday at school was a total WTF?

What sucks is that when I look back at those years I think of all the flirting situations where I froze up and ruined any chance for things to develop. I was lucky enough to be tall and not hideous and I blew it so many times. Oh well, at least I ended up with strong wrist muscles.

casey.lurvs.bacon: Ceteris Paribus says:

Hey, how are you miss bacon?

Other than chapped lips, I'm peachy.

Its your lucky day, just put chapstick on my penis!

when not working abused drugs and alcohol. did a lot of stupid shiat. had an awful lot of fun. boredom & frustration too. way too much partying, it was detrimental.

sometimes went upstate NY for fishing & partying. sometimes just greenwood lake ny because there was so many bars, clubs & discos - underage people wall to wall. sometimes nyc for concert, museum or sports. meadowlands to see pele kick a soccer ball, concerts there too.

taking in the cool off-season sea breeze at the jersey shore, loving every minute of avoiding all the tourists. taking it all in. so beautiful.

risked life and limb as a patron of action park.

BBQ's at lake waywayanda and visiting lake hopatcong, nice. hiking at other parks & on reservoir property closer to home.

was blessed with girlfriends. good times. used cars were a few hundred bucks, a slice & a coke 1.25 - 1.50 tops. i was a filthy sex monkey whore and i liked it. kids didn't hide at home, there was huge places filled w/ pinball & air hockey games where you could grab ass & have fun.

indeebud: Okay, since some sticks here are so stuck in their own mud by their own obvious claws still clenching to the cli

toris?

themeaningoflifeisnot: indeebud: Ever notice how some people choose to postwhore their escapades together online with a forum audience instead of just getting a private Skype room? lol Gotta love the internet. *feeds the llama*

I don't understand the risk. Someone going to come after me for some fun I had 20 years ago?

It will go on your PERMANENT RECORD!

iamrex: gateway to pizza.

hng: a gateway to awesome

yes and yes

It's also a gateway to a zombie movie right now.

wizden: WEED IS A GATEWAY DRUG PEOPLE

a gateway to awesome

wizden: WEED IS A GATEWAY DRUG PEOPLE

gateway to pizza.

Someone's bored. Like I want to go back to high school memories in search of interesting "things to do" or post about.


/flosses teeth

Bathia_Mapes: FunkOut: Bathia_Mapes: During the school year, chores, watched TV, went to library to return books & get new ones. Usually went to Sunday school & church too, plus church choir practice.

I once ran up $70 in library fines.

How did you managed to do that?

Well, the maximum allowed to take out was 50 books...

There was really no excuse, I lived across the street. I could see the library from my window.

I feel so young right now.

iamrex: wizden: I kind of got over acid. Just a "been there done that" sort of thing.

That's what I'm saying. Once in a while I would like to have a source for mushrooms.

I know this guy...

MIAppologia: Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Rialto, or go see some friends' bands play, or go spray paint something.

I need some cheering up right now.

*penis helicopter dance*

Oh yeah, also going to the Metro in Chicago for shows.

I love the Metro. Haven't been there in years. Last show I saw there was...wow, I think Wolfmother in 04 or 05.

FunkOut: Walked in the woods, looked at wildlife, gathered herbs, picked berries, looked for interesting rocks and pieces of wood, gardened vegetables and herbs, took care of rabbits/sheep/goats/ducks, read books, cooked and baked, played records, went to the library, knitted stuff.

That's what I did until I went totally boy-crazy. Oh god, the boys.

I was a church kid, so whatever it was, it was appallingly wholesome.

Ceteris Paribus says: Its your lucky day, just put chapstick on my penis!

Is it the communal ass chapstick?

Walked in the woods, looked at wildlife, gathered herbs, picked berries, looked for interesting rocks and pieces of wood, gardened vegetables and herbs, took care of rabbits/sheep/goats/ducks, read books, cooked and baked, played records, went to the library, knitted stuff.

I miss my old herb garden. I had some amazing plants. Also, apparently I was a middle aged hippie as a teenager.

Real answer: it was so long ago, I dont even remember.

Probably something something family, the occasional sleepover. Innocent stuff. Times were different back then.

Ended up at Denny's way too often

SundaesChild: Worked till 5, then had sex with my boyfriend until curfew.

Fudge, I've always dated the wrong girls