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2012-02-18 01:07:10 AM  
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Usually one or the other of these two. Sometimes both.
 
2012-02-18 01:08:05 AM  
Mostly JROTC functions so I could pretend I fit in somewhere. Or reading the LotR for the nth time.

/never got invited to the druggies' crew
//still haven't gotten over that one
 
2012-02-18 01:08:12 AM  
My hand.
 
2012-02-18 01:08:30 AM  

Buffet: Fark TotalFark subscribers.


Damn right!
 
2012-02-18 01:08:48 AM  
Was I the only one that spent my free time stealing macadamias from the bulk bins and murdering prostitutes?
 
2012-02-18 01:08:58 AM  

LlamaGirl: indeebud: Okay, since some sticks here are so stuck in their own mud by their own obvious claws still clenching to the cli

i uh
what

can i have more food first?


LOL My comment was a product of premature clickulation. What I clicked I've no clue. But it was a boo-boo. lol I corrected it after...
 
2012-02-18 01:09:07 AM  

indeebud: While others sucked, I swallowed.


You can't go halfway on the old I'm bitter about high school so I'm gonna be passive aggressive troll.

You have to own that sh*t for it to work.
 
2012-02-18 01:09:51 AM  

fat aristotle: wizden: MIAppologia: Oh lord, now he's got ideas...

many ideas.

many.

Bourbon fueled wizden... err wisdom.


Is that what we're calling it now? He's going to be unmanageable from now on. Great.
 
2012-02-18 01:10:15 AM  

A Bloody Disaster: Was I the only one that spent my free time stealing macadamias from the bulk bins and murdering prostitutes?


You farking monster! Macadamia nuts? Yechh.
 
2012-02-18 01:11:43 AM  

fat aristotle: Bourbon


LOL

How did you kn....

You want a sleeping bag for those bushes?
 
2012-02-18 01:12:33 AM  
Played basketball with the kids my age on the courts near us.

Shoplifted a few tapes and CDs and got in trouble for it.

Or just watched TV or read books.
 
2012-02-18 01:12:47 AM  

FunkOut: Walked in the woods, looked at wildlife, gathered herbs, picked berries, looked for interesting rocks and pieces of wood, gardened vegetables and herbs, took care of rabbits/sheep/goats/ducks, read books, cooked and baked, played records, went to the library, knitted stuff.

I miss my old herb garden. I had some amazing plants. Also, apparently I was a middle aged hippie as a teenager.


I still do this. Getcher herb garden goin' again!!!

/gets giddy over kindred spirit
 
2012-02-18 01:12:55 AM  
In junior high, I started playing D&D until my parents found a character sheet, then there was a full-bore intervention. From somewhere, my parents had this pamphlet with all this hilarious shiat in it, like a Chick tract but with a little secular lunacy as well. There was a huge list of things that D&D "led" to, like Jungian philosophy, and killing your parents for a +1 vorpal something or other. Man, I wish I still had that pamphlet. Got back into D&D at college.

In high school, I played with it until I found a girl who would, then afterwards I'd usually do it again myself. No drugs or booze until college.
 
2012-02-18 01:13:18 AM  
Freshman year I checked out. I was pretty straight then - the other three years I banged my girlfriend like a screen door, drank like a fish, smoked everything in sight and passed out at her apartment. Oh and occasionally I worked at a marina.

Alcohol- worked for Ulysses Grant - worked for me too.
 
2012-02-18 01:14:41 AM  

wizden: indeebud: While others sucked, I swallowed.

You can't go halfway on the old I'm bitter about high school so I'm gonna be passive aggressive troll.

You have to own that sh*t for it to work.


Passive aggressive troll? Oh the irony.
 
2012-02-18 01:14:42 AM  

wizden: LOL

How did you kn....

You want a sleeping bag for those bushes?


I've got most of a bottle of Knob Creek with me. That should keep me warm.
 
2012-02-18 01:15:14 AM  

culebra: Yechh.


Worst nut ever? Thai spiced cashews... I love Thai food and I love cashews though it's poor combination. I took a lot of cashews too... salted of course. If a nut, much like a potato chip can't exist on it's own flavor alone, it's not worth eating. I was never a big pecan fan either though technically, they're legumes.
 
2012-02-18 01:15:30 AM  
Friday's, not much that I can recall. Maybe hanging out at Del Taco drinking unlimited soda and reading.

Saturday's I would get up, mow lawns in the neighborhood for several hours. Shower, then go meet up with friends. We'd hit up pawn shops to look at music equipment or head to LA to go to music stores.

And, surprisingly, I remember always heading home Saturday night to have dinner with my parents and three younger sisters. It wasn't just that it was a free meal, but I enjoyed those and Sunday night dinners. My mom was an awesome cook and we had a fun time together.

Saturday night was a blur of cruising to stupid place with stupid people, doing nothing bad, but nothing good.
 
2012-02-18 01:15:54 AM  
we played shows, went to shows and drove around. there were copious amounts of weed, acid and cheap booze sprinkled with sex, a major illness and what was to become my first marriage.

i feel old, too.
 
2012-02-18 01:16:22 AM  
metametameta
Homework.


Heh, I loved those teachers who usually increased the amount of homework because "you'll also have the weekend/vacation/whatever to do it".
That was really nice if you happened to have several of those teachers...

But yeah, for me it probably was homework and spending the whole day on the soccer field until it got dark (and sometimes even longer; I remember having shootout contests with nothing but moonlight, which is a pretty tough challenge for the goalie).
 
2012-02-18 01:17:57 AM  

indeebud: Passive aggressive troll? Oh the irony.


is there some joke I am missing?


WHERE ARE MY SNACKS

i get so cranky with no snacks.
 
2012-02-18 01:19:32 AM  

violentsalvation: KInda glad I left this thread alone..


Wuss! :-D
 
2012-02-18 01:19:58 AM  
Hung out and made out in cemeteries, smoked weed,snorted speed, and took ecstasy (not all at the same time).

Had sex (indoors & out) and took random drives.
 
2012-02-18 01:20:04 AM  

indeebud: wizden: indeebud: While others sucked, I swallowed.

You can't go halfway on the old I'm bitter about high school so I'm gonna be passive aggressive troll.

You have to own that sh*t for it to work.

Passive aggressive troll? Oh the irony.


dude I'm f*cking with you.
 
2012-02-18 01:20:45 AM  

wizden: indeebud: While others sucked, I swallowed.

You can't go halfway on the old I'm bitter about high school so I'm gonna be passive aggressive troll.

You have to own that sh*t for it to work.


Btw, not bitter about High School. I had a great time back then. Just frustrated over peers who continue to live in the "then" instead of being interested in now. I play along with my sarcasm but I'm not neck deep in yesterday to the point where I find it fodder for forums where I'd be insulted by anyone elses opinion. lol Seriously. You're defending something from what? Decades ago?
 
2012-02-18 01:20:57 AM  

fat aristotle: wizden: LOL

How did you kn....

You want a sleeping bag for those bushes?

I've got most of a bottle of Knob Creek with me. That should keep me warm.


Nevermind. Come on in. My bottle is getting low.
 
2012-02-18 01:23:27 AM  
smells like a nursing home in here
 
2012-02-18 01:24:21 AM  

wizden: Buffet: Fark TotalFark subscribers.

yeah f*ck those guys.

highfive!


Awwww...is the liter butthurt? :-D
 
2012-02-18 01:24:31 AM  

LlamaGirl: indeebud: Passive aggressive troll? Oh the irony.

is there some joke I am missing?


WHERE ARE MY SNACKS

i get so cranky with no snacks.


Yes

*tosses Twinkies and Cheddar popcorn*
 
2012-02-18 01:25:14 AM  

Gelatinous: smells like a nursing home in here


Well, if you'd change your diapers more often maybe it wouldn't.... Nobody wants to hear about your stinky room at the home.
 
2012-02-18 01:25:46 AM  
I was a cheerleader so Friday was football games and sometimes Saturday mornings there were games. The first time I got drunk I think was my freshman year and I drank OE and played asshole. The other time I drank Mad Dog 20/20 and tried to pick a fight with my friend that was 6'4" 300+ pounds. I remember sleeping with my head over the toilet and people coming in to flush it intermittently throughout the night. I distinctly remember my friend Dominic coming into the bathroom and saying: "Oooh Misty. Wow."

Only drank those two times. I was a lame teenager.
 
2012-02-18 01:29:08 AM  

wizden: Nevermind. Come on in. My bottle is getting low.


Do you want me to bring the Bombay in too? I brought both...
 
2012-02-18 01:29:40 AM  

wizden: indeebud: wizden: indeebud: While others sucked, I swallowed.

You can't go halfway on the old I'm bitter about high school so I'm gonna be passive aggressive troll.

You have to own that sh*t for it to work.

Passive aggressive troll? Oh the irony.

dude I'm f*cking with you.


Well okay. Touche'.
 
2012-02-18 01:30:07 AM  

LlamaGirl: indeebud: Passive aggressive troll? Oh the irony.

is there some joke I am missing?


WHERE ARE MY SNACKS

i get so cranky with no snacks.


I've got some M & M's I'll share with you. The Valentine's Day mix too.
 
2012-02-18 01:30:28 AM  
i hate twinkies.
zebra cakes all the way.
 
2012-02-18 01:31:03 AM  
When I was 13 and almost a freshman in the summer of '73 I had two older and popular sisters and a brother in HS with me. I was the studious one. We swam, boated and fished SoCal along with our two younger sisters. We drove the '66 Chevy station wagon, '63 VW microbus or public transit to get to water. I am about solid ground now.
 
2012-02-18 01:31:03 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I've got some M & M's I'll share with you. The Valentine's Day mix too.


Suhweeeeeeeeeeeeet! Thanks!
 
2012-02-18 01:31:15 AM  
Nothing, I sat at home hating myself.
13 years later I'm still doing the same thing.
 
2012-02-18 01:31:39 AM  

LlamaGirl: Bathia_Mapes: I've got some M & M's I'll share with you. The Valentine's Day mix too.

Suhweeeeeeeeeeeeet! Thanks!


:-D
 
2012-02-18 01:31:55 AM  

slc11082: Nothing, I sat at home hating myself.
13 years later I'm still doing the same thing.


you sound fun
lets hang out
 
2012-02-18 01:35:03 AM  

Gelatinous: smells like a nursing home in here


You would know. Please share.
 
2012-02-18 01:35:42 AM  

fat aristotle: wizden: Nevermind. Come on in. My bottle is getting low.

Do you want me to bring the Bombay in too? I brought both...


I would never sully my Bourbon session like that.
 
2012-02-18 01:37:06 AM  

A Bloody Disaster: Gelatinous: smells like a nursing home in here

Well, if you'd change your diapers more often maybe it wouldn't.... Nobody wants to hear about your stinky room at the home.


See, if you think you have to explain your joke, you need to keep working on it until it's finished.
 
2012-02-18 01:37:25 AM  
Grades 9-11: chores on the ranch and goof off.
Senior year: screw ;)
 
2012-02-18 01:37:47 AM  

slc11082: Nothing, I sat at home hating myself.
13 years later I'm still doing the same thing.


and another thing if I don't get this job I'm interviewing for next week I think i'm gonna kill myself.
 
2012-02-18 01:37:50 AM  

wizden: I would never sully my Bourbon session like that.


Fine then. I'm drinking my last 2 cans of Furious before I come in.
 
2012-02-18 01:38:35 AM  

LlamaGirl: i hate twinkies.
zebra cakes all the way.


lol Okay, *tosses Zebra cakes. *


/ Hoards Li'l Debbie Nutty Bars
 
2012-02-18 01:39:31 AM  

indeebud: Gelatinous: smells like a nursing home in here

You would know. Please share.


I'm sorry, you were the one that "sucks", right?
 
2012-02-18 01:39:40 AM  
10th grade was Nerd club (Never talk about Nerd Club!), 11 grade was supermarket job during the day, and working-up-the-courage-to-talk-to-that-girl-who-just-looked-at-me at night, and senior year was spent either boning my girlfriend or looking for places to bone my girlfriend.
 
2012-02-18 01:40:22 AM  

slc11082: I sat at home hating myself.
13 years later I'm still doing the same thing.


It's okay, bro... I play internet chess too.
 
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