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(Yahoo)   Dutch prince in critical condition after being buried in an avalanche. If only there was some type of oven that could have kept him warm under all that snow   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 72
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2012-02-17 03:02:21 PM
I think he would have preferred some sort of steering mechanism, so he could have avoided the snow altogether.
 
2012-02-17 03:04:18 PM

ArkAngel: I think he would have preferred some sort of steering mechanism, so he could have avoided the snow altogether.


Perhaps a tiller or something similar?
 
2012-02-17 03:08:15 PM
What kind of oven could he use out on the mountain? You'd need a gas hook-up or electricity. A wood burning fireplace would be better to use IMHO.
 
2012-02-17 03:36:32 PM
His medical bills will be split evenly.
 
2012-02-17 03:37:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArkAngel: I think he would have preferred some sort of steering mechanism, so he could have avoided the snow altogether.

Perhaps a tiller or something similar?


Perhaps if he had been ruder to it, it wouldn't have buried him.
 
2012-02-17 03:37:53 PM

Weigard: His medical bills will be split evenly.


His uncle should have warned him.
 
2012-02-17 03:38:17 PM
Dutch Prince Johan Friso was in critical condition in hospital after he was buried in an avalanche while skiing off piste in the Austrian Alps Friday, authorities said.

piste? I'll bet he was.
 
2012-02-17 03:39:21 PM
This is a failure of first aid. It is essential that hypothermia be immediately alleviated by vigorously rubbing the victim's scalp with your knuckles.
 
2012-02-17 03:41:08 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Dutch Prince Johan Friso was in critical condition in hospital after he was buried in an avalanche while skiing off piste in the Austrian Alps Friday, authorities said.

piste? I'll bet he was.


That's probably what melted the snow.
 
2012-02-17 03:41:48 PM
Subby, that pun sucks. You should drop that and get a ruder one.
 
2012-02-17 03:44:41 PM

Perducci: Harry Freakstorm: Dutch Prince Johan Friso was in critical condition in hospital after he was buried in an avalanche while skiing off piste in the Austrian Alps Friday, authorities said.

piste? I'll bet he was.

That's probably what melted the snow.


"Look! Over there! A yellow dye marker in the snow!"
"Must be a prince."
"How doya know?"
"Hasn't got shiate all over him."
 
2012-02-17 03:45:11 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

Hmmmm he looks fine to me.
 
2012-02-17 03:46:13 PM
This is no laughing matter. There was a Dutch Crunch under all that snow that needs to be warmed up!
 
2012-02-17 03:47:35 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Dutch Prince Johan Friso was in critical condition in hospital after he was buried in an avalanche while skiing off piste in the Austrian Alps Friday, authorities said.

piste? I'll bet he was.


skiiing down under? I thought it was summer over there
 
2012-02-17 03:47:47 PM
www.dethklok.org

Pfft. De Dutch.
 
2012-02-17 03:49:30 PM
ROR (new window)
 
2012-02-17 03:50:13 PM

Mark Ratner: What kind of oven could he use out on the mountain? You'd need a gas hook-up or electricity. A wood burning fireplace would be better to use IMHO.


What a Dutch oven might look like:

home.macatawa.net

It's just a big pot. Perhaps good for a child to slide down said mountain.
 
2012-02-17 03:50:35 PM
I hope he has some chocolate..
 
2012-02-17 03:50:42 PM

Mark Ratner: What kind of oven could he use out on the mountain? You'd need a gas hook-up or electricity. A wood burning fireplace would be better to use IMHO.


...
 
2012-02-17 03:51:57 PM
Also, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened if he was in Pennsylvania
 
2012-02-17 03:52:12 PM
He was warned to always ski with a partner, but he insisted on going Dutch.
 
2012-02-17 03:53:33 PM
You never know where the intartubes will lead.

www.showbiznewz.nl

Evidently a picture of the old boy's better half.
 
2012-02-17 03:53:40 PM
Marine1: Pfft. De Dutch.

can'ts stands them
 
2012-02-17 03:53:45 PM
really reaching SUBBY
 
2012-02-17 03:55:32 PM

Burr: Also, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened if he was in Pennsylvania


Being that there's damn little snow right now. He'd be buried under a mudslide.
 
2012-02-17 03:57:07 PM
Blanket of snow, subby. Blanket.

Not bad, though.
 
2012-02-17 03:59:13 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Burr: Also, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened if he was in Pennsylvania

Being that there's damn little snow right now. He'd be buried under a mudslide.


Ahhh, yes, the Pennsylvania Mudslide. You may know it by it's more recent name, the Santorum.
 
2012-02-17 04:00:55 PM
I am truly shocked this didn't get that confounded IRONIC tag slapped upon it!
 
2012-02-17 04:01:59 PM

mr lawson



really reaching SUBBY

so you're saying the headline stinks?
 
2012-02-17 04:03:16 PM

ArkAngel: I think he would have preferred some sort of steering mechanism, so he could have avoided the snow altogether.


He should have taken that coal-burning train to some place safer, without all those mountains, like Cleveland...
 
2012-02-17 04:04:26 PM
Also, getting a kick because I'm using one now to cook some garbanzo beans.

/They are taking inordinately long, for some reason.
 
2012-02-17 04:07:10 PM
A Dutch oven wouldn't have worked at all. Everyone knows when you cook with a Dutch oven, it's one coal per biscuit. Now one coal per prince would be entirely inadequate and the proper coal-to-prince ratio would be so high as to be impossible.

How many biscuits make up a Dutch prince? My guess is several hundred--especially if he is old-style nobility with his big fat tummy and multiple chins. How in God's name do you propose to balance several hundred hot coals on a Dutch oven. Plus, where would you find a cast-iron Dutch oven large enough to hold a prince?

/see, people used to actually use Dutch ovens before the name was appropriated for something else
/I pity people who've never had a nice hot biscuit out of a Dutch oven and boiling, literally, coffee to wash it down with while watching the sun rise.
 
2012-02-17 04:13:24 PM

PsiChi: Mark Ratner: What kind of oven could he use out on the mountain? You'd need a gas hook-up or electricity. A wood burning fireplace would be better to use IMHO.

What a Dutch oven might look like:

[home.macatawa.net image 300x225]

It's just a big pot. Perhaps good for a child to slide down said mountain.


Uhhh...no. Thanks for playing.

A Dutch Oven is made of cast iron, letting you set it in a fire and put coals on the top for even cooking. Mostly used for making deserts at campsites now. And you haven't had an apple crisp/brown betty/cobbler until you've had one fresh made in a Dutch Oven on a camping trip. Totally worth lugging the 30 lbs metal beast plus apples and baking stuff for 10 or 15 miles.

/used to be in the Boy Scouts
/before they kicked the gays out and let the pedos in
/My Scoutmasters and other adults all smoked cigarettes, drank beer, and told dirty jokes around the campfire; the way Lord Bayden-Powell intended.
 
2012-02-17 04:13:30 PM
My husband had to explain to me that a dutch oven was a real object and not just the act of farting under the covers and holding someone's head under there.

/I'm dumb
 
2012-02-17 04:14:16 PM

canyoneer: You never know where the intartubes will lead.

[www.showbiznewz.nl image 190x239]

Evidently a picture of the old boy's better half.


Looks more Danish than Dutch.
 
2012-02-17 04:14:30 PM

PsiChi: Also, getting a kick because I'm using one now to cook some garbanzo beans.

/They are taking inordinately long, for some reason.


I'd still rather use a wood burning fireplace.

That's the joke.jpg
 
2012-02-17 04:16:31 PM
www.musicpicture.net
If I could turn back time.
 
2012-02-17 04:17:12 PM
RoyFokker'sGhost
And you haven't had an apple crisp/brown betty/cobbler until you've had one fresh made in a Dutch Oven on a camping trip. Totally worth lugging the 30 lbs metal beast plus apples and baking stuff for 10 or 15 miles.


yep...I lug mine on car-camping trips. We usually make peach cobbler. So good and so worth the effort.
 
2012-02-17 04:20:28 PM
Too bad it didn't pass him on the left hand side.
 
2012-02-17 04:23:55 PM
excerptz.com
RIP
 
2012-02-17 04:24:03 PM

busy chillin': RoyFokker'sGhost
And you haven't had an apple crisp/brown betty/cobbler until you've had one fresh made in a Dutch Oven on a camping trip. Totally worth lugging the 30 lbs metal beast plus apples and baking stuff for 10 or 15 miles.


yep...I lug mine on car-camping trips. We usually make peach cobbler. So good and so worth the effort.


Disgusting, both of you.
 
2012-02-17 04:25:29 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: PsiChi: Mark Ratner: What kind of oven could he use out on the mountain? You'd need a gas hook-up or electricity. A wood burning fireplace would be better to use IMHO.

What a Dutch oven might look like:

[home.macatawa.net image 300x225]

It's just a big pot. Perhaps good for a child to slide down said mountain.

Uhhh...no. Thanks for playing.

A Dutch Oven is made of cast iron, letting you set it in a fire and put coals on the top for even cooking. Mostly used for making deserts at campsites now. And you haven't had an apple crisp/brown betty/cobbler until you've had one fresh made in a Dutch Oven on a camping trip. Totally worth lugging the 30 lbs metal beast plus apples and baking stuff for 10 or 15 miles.

/used to be in the Boy Scouts
/before they kicked the gays out and let the pedos in
/My Scoutmasters and other adults all smoked cigarettes, drank beer, and told dirty jokes around the campfire; the way Lord Bayden-Powell intended.


Does everyone realize a dutch oven is when you pull the sheets over your wifes head then fart?
 
2012-02-17 04:28:13 PM
Perhaps he'd had too much courage.
 
2012-02-17 04:29:22 PM
Brave guy.
 
2012-02-17 04:30:00 PM
Curse-a you, SonOfSpam Banzai.
 
2012-02-17 04:35:27 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: /My Scoutmasters and other adults all smoked cigarettes, drank beer, and told dirty jokes around the campfire


And just look at the Scouts now.

pic4.picturetrail.com
 
2012-02-17 04:35:32 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost:
/used to be in the Boy Scouts
/before they kicked the gays out and let the pedos in
/My Scoutmasters and other adults all smoked cigarettes, drank beer, and told dirty jokes around the campfire; the way Lord Bayden-Powell intended.


Goddamnit, let's start a new Scouts. Gay-friendly, no pedos, pro-beer-drinking and fire-oriented. We won't be OFFICIALLY a flying-spaghetti-monster faith by name, but we do espouse good FSM virtues.
 
2012-02-17 04:41:38 PM

egg_mcmuffin: RoyFokker'sGhost: PsiChi: Mark Ratner:

Does everyone realize a dutch oven is when you pull the sheets over your wifes head then fart?


Is your future ex attractive? Open to new things?
 
2012-02-17 04:47:34 PM
Dutch prince injured? And I care? Let 'em die. And decrease the surplus population. Really.
 
2012-02-17 04:51:23 PM

Galloping Galoshes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ArkAngel: I think he would have preferred some sort of steering mechanism, so he could have avoided the snow altogether.

Perhaps a tiller or something similar?

Perhaps if he had been ruder to it, it wouldn't have buried him.


Dutch rudder?
 
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