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(The Hill)   Martha McSally (R-ighteous), a retired Air Force colonel and combat veteran, would like to kick Rick Santorum "in the jimmy" for his remarks about women in combat. HOORAH   (thehill.com) divider line 147
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2012-02-17 01:22:48 PM
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Doesn't mind being kicked in the Jimmy.

/"YYYYEEESSSSS!"
 
2012-02-17 01:29:16 PM
It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.
 
2012-02-17 01:30:31 PM
Come and get one in the yarbles...

/if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly froth thou
 
2012-02-17 01:31:02 PM
Video Link (new window): Where you can watch Steve Doocy repeating out loud "Kick'em in the Jimmy?"
 
2012-02-17 01:32:28 PM
Why are conservatives scared of a strong, conservative woman? Oh right. She has a vagina.
 
2012-02-17 01:33:08 PM
i159.photobucket.com

"How about a frying pan in the bollocks from Dr. Heimlich?"
 
2012-02-17 01:37:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-17 01:41:37 PM
I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...
 
2012-02-17 01:46:16 PM

keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...


Perhaps, but openly offering live on Fox to kick Rick Santorum in his reproductive organs is worth an awful lot of compensatory DERP.
 
2012-02-17 01:46:22 PM

Diogenes: It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.


Let;s be fair, open homosexuals plus broads in a combat scenario is bad news. The collective biatchin about boots and camoflauge distracts the straight guys.
 
2012-02-17 01:46:40 PM
those gals just some aspirin for their knees, that'll protect 'um.

except the blah gals. sluts.
 
2012-02-17 01:47:47 PM

keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...


Uh, dude, what?
 
2012-02-17 01:48:04 PM

Uncle Eazy: Why are conservatives scared of a strong, conservative woman? Oh right. She has a vagina.


...and doesn't have any aspirin.
 
2012-02-17 01:48:08 PM
I'd like to kick Rick Santorum "in the jimmy" for his remarks about women.
 
2012-02-17 01:49:36 PM

Diogenes: It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.


In all honesty, it's been harder to implement the new PT test than implement the new policies since DADT was repealed.
 
2012-02-17 01:49:38 PM

MFAWG: keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...

Uh, dude, what?


You can read, I assume?

"You know I agree with many of the things that Rick Santorum says, but when I heard this I really just wanted to go kick him in the jimmy,"
 
2012-02-17 01:51:00 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come and get one in the yarbles...

/if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly froth thou


Real horrorshow!
 
2012-02-17 01:51:44 PM
Subby...should have used HOOHA instead.
 
2012-02-17 01:51:53 PM
People, People...

It's most likely that Santorum would rather be punched in the face and anus with a Jimmy.

But, we don't know how rough he likes it, so a kick in the jimmy might be giving him what he wants.
 
2012-02-17 01:52:46 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.

Let;s be fair, open homosexuals plus broads in a combat scenario is bad news. The collective biatchin about boots and camoflauge distracts the straight guys.


You don't know us very well. I love the butch look. And military guys are sexy.
 
2012-02-17 01:53:18 PM

Sum Guye: I'd like to kick Rick Santorum "in the jimmy" for his remarks about women.


There are many things I'd like to kick Rick Santorum in the jimmy for. He's one of the most despicable scumbags in politics.

/See also: Newt Gingrich.
 
2012-02-17 01:54:16 PM

spcMike: Diogenes: It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.

In all honesty, it's been harder to implement the new PT test than implement the new policies since DADT was repealed.


I'm not at all surprised. At the end of the day, what's really changed? Not a whole lot. Except losing soldiers to some archaic mentality.
 
2012-02-17 01:55:29 PM

Somacandra: Video Link (new window): Where you can watch Steve Doocy repeating out loud "Kick'em in the Jimmy?"


I didn't even notice Doocy (not such a bad thing) for being mesmerized by her constant eye-blinking.

Seriously, watch it again. How could that not be incredibly distracting? The world would look like stop-motion viewed that way.
 
2012-02-17 01:55:32 PM
The thing that surprises me is how these sort of Republicans can make derogatory remarks about middle eastern Theocratic dictatorships - the whole "women should hide away from the lascivious eyes of men (who are not their husband) because all men will rape them any chance they get" just fits in so well with their beliefs that you would think converting to Islam would be a small step when entire countries exist that are completely in sync with their professed beliefs and have implemented lots of laws which are exactly what this line of thought surely must lead them to.
 
2012-02-17 01:56:15 PM
I thought "HOORAH" was an army thing?

/not a vet of any sort
//knowledge gleaned from TV
 
2012-02-17 01:56:29 PM

Somacandra: keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...

Perhaps, but openly offering live on Fox to kick Rick Santorum in his reproductive organs is worth an awful lot of compensatory DERP.


Oh, it's a great sound bite, no doubt. But if she's just pushing her own brand of regressive nonsense which doesn't happen to involve treating women like inferior beings, then she's not that much better than Santorum.

...But who knows? Maybe she is one of the few reasonable Republicans left. Though, just saying she "agrees with Santorum" at all makes me suspect.
 
2012-02-17 01:56:29 PM
If Obama wins, maybe we can get him to pass some sort of executive order that American women are given a time and a place where they can queue up to kick Santorum in the jimmy. Failing that, just send him to Guantanamo Bay. I'd be fine with either.

/guess it's not really illegal to have unpopular opinions, huh?
 
2012-02-17 01:56:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: People, People...

It's most likely that Santorum would rather be punched in the face and anus with a Jimmy.

But, we don't know how rough he likes it, so a kick in the jimmy might be giving him what he wants.


Well, she'd probably wait to punch him until he is in the back room and his "wife" is pegging him with their pickle jar son.
 
2012-02-17 01:58:09 PM
So she's normally retarded, but she makes an exception when the stupidity in question would directly impact her paycheck?

Not sure if that makes it better or worse than completely agreeing with Santorum. On the one hand, you don't hold with all of his retarded ideas, but on the other hand the sole exception is reliant on your selfishness and not your reasonableness.
 
2012-02-17 01:58:11 PM

Diogenes: TheDumbBlonde: Diogenes: It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.

Let;s be fair, open homosexuals plus broads in a combat scenario is bad news. The collective biatchin about boots and camoflauge distracts the straight guys.

You don't know us very well. I love the butch look. And military guys are sexy.


I guess all I need is buzz cut, some spanx and a strap-on and we're all set. (Call me.)
 
2012-02-17 01:58:23 PM

Diogenes: It's kind of like the argument against the repeal of DADT. That the soldier won't be able to deal, and will do their duty differently in the presence of a woman or open homosexual.. Both ideas are an insult to the professionalism and training of the soldiers.


Sadly, goatse sprang to mind.
 
2012-02-17 01:59:28 PM

Sum Guye: I'd like to kick Rick Santorum "in the jimmy" for his remarks about women.


I have a gym rat wife that was born and raised in Philadelphia. I would love to see her get a face to face meeting with Santorum. His jimmy would be the last thing he needs to worry about.

/good thing her father is a lawyer
 
2012-02-17 01:59:52 PM
Seriously, who wants Santorum all over their foot?
 
2012-02-17 02:00:36 PM
It's a great thought, but she can't be trusted - she's one of those people with two first names...

/that mc's not fooling anyone Sally...
 
2012-02-17 02:01:06 PM
"You know I agree with many of the things that Rick Santorum says"

Like...how he thinks gays are teh evil, maybe? Or condoms used by married people are teh evil? Or bombing Iran ASAP is the top priority?

Destroying your own credibility while attacking one of the bigshots of your own party is no way to win an election, ma'am.
 
2012-02-17 02:01:09 PM
I would pay strong money to see that.

/Seriously, shut up and take my money. Can I have front-row seats?
 
2012-02-17 02:01:34 PM

Jim_Callahan: So she's normally retarded, but she makes an exception when the stupidity in question would directly impact her paycheck?


That describes pretty much all of the far right-wing people I know.
 
2012-02-17 02:02:57 PM
The GOP is doing a great job of shaking their image as the party of rich old white folks, dumbass rednecks, and the pathologically religious.

Of course, they didn't realize that when people talk about "shaking their image," they didn't mean grabbing the imagine, shaking it, and yelling, "SEE! THIS IS WHO WE ARE!"
 
2012-02-17 02:03:32 PM
Grabbing the image, even.

I guess they could grab their imagine. Or their Jimmy
 
2012-02-17 02:04:17 PM

Deneb81: /that mc's not fooling anyone Sally...


You mean she's NOT a rapper?
 
2012-02-17 02:05:22 PM
Is this where everyone on the left rallies around a person who dropped bombs on brown people killing both innocent and the guilty as well in order to shake their finger at Santorum?
 
2012-02-17 02:06:13 PM

keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...


You're supposed to slap women on the butt, not the back.

Carry on
 
2012-02-17 02:07:53 PM

Giltric: Is this where everyone on the left rallies around a person who dropped bombs on brown people killing both innocent and the guilty as well in order to shake their finger at Santorum?


It's apparently also where other people draw false equivalencies in their dream of paranoia.

/hate the sin, not the sinner
//hate the war, not the warrior
 
2012-02-17 02:08:16 PM

Giltric: Is this where everyone on the left rallies around a person who dropped bombs on brown people killing both innocent and the guilty as well in order to shake their finger at Santorum?


Funny, you weren't this concerned about that between 2003-2008. What might have changed to make you so concerned?

BTW, Santorum ain't gonna let you cozy up to the froth.
 
2012-02-17 02:08:48 PM

Giltric: Is this where everyone on the left rallies around a person who dropped bombs on brown people killing both innocent and the guilty as well in order to shake their finger at Santorum?


Why do you assume that everyone on the left is against dropping bombs on brown people, per se?

Characterizing everyone on the left as a peace-loving hippy is lazy at best and foolish and disingenuous at worst.
 
2012-02-17 02:09:16 PM
Jimmy huh ?

Thats funny. Many moons ago i was in a band with a guy from Pennsylvania who told me that "jimmy" was a local term for penis.
 
2012-02-17 02:10:14 PM

TheDumbBlonde: some spanx


You sound fat.
 
2012-02-17 02:10:53 PM

keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...


www.delawareonline.com

"I agree with that Senator Sanatorium, says if we let this stuff go too far, pretty soon we'll be farkin dogs"
 
2012-02-17 02:12:13 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: TheDumbBlonde: some spanx

You sound fat.


Gay guys mostly don't likes boobs. Mostly.
 
2012-02-17 02:13:25 PM

Jacobin: keylock71: I'd like to know what she actually agrees with Santorum on before giving her a slap on the back for this...

You're supposed to slap women on the butt, not the back.

Carry on


Oh, trust me, I play my wife's buttocks like Ricky Ricardo playing bongos as often as I'm able...

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