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(Yahoo)   Semi-professional con man, White House party crasher, and reality TV star Tareq Salahi sues his wife for $50 million saying her affair with Journey's guitarist "made him look like a buffoon". Yeah, you were golden until then   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 36
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2012-02-17 09:59:24 AM
Who?
 
2012-02-17 10:08:38 AM
They should do a celebrity wife swap to bring them back together. Swap these two and Balloon Boys parents. Then they'd see a different perspective and might bring them back together. At the end of the series the grand finale would have them reunite as two couples and spend time as a foursome talking about the revelations and epiphanies they had through the swap, what kind of new scams they could pull and someone coming in and pouring gas on them all and setting them to flame. I would watch that.
 
2012-02-17 10:12:52 AM
He may need the money to go find himself another poster-girl for the wonders of plastic surgery. Have a heart; a man has NEEDS!
 
2012-02-17 10:15:36 AM
Dude, you're doing it wrong. Scrape her off, get a new one.
 
2012-02-17 10:17:28 AM

Need a Dispenser Here: Who?


Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.
 
2012-02-17 10:21:06 AM

Honest Bender: Need a Dispenser Here: Who?

Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.


Did you find out what love is?
 
2012-02-17 10:21:08 AM
Jesus H. Pennypacking CHRIST, these two f*cksticks are STILL in the news?
 
2012-02-17 10:22:25 AM
Who's the more attention whorish? The attention whore or the attention whore who follows him?
 
2012-02-17 10:32:57 AM
Isn't this up yet???

www.techlivez.com
 
2012-02-17 10:40:42 AM
Damnit why wont these turds flush?
 
2012-02-17 10:44:48 AM

Honest Bender: Need a Dispenser Here: Who?

Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.


Continue threadjack...

I saw Foreigner open up for Journey at Chastain (ATL) about 15 years ago. My experience was quite the opposite. Foreigner blew, but Journey rocked (Even without Steve).

I was there with a dude friend of mine. We left during 'Open Arms'. It was uncomfortable being around middle-age stoners going at it in every direction.

Now, end threadjack.
 
2012-02-17 10:51:58 AM

tnpir: Jesus H. Pennypacking CHRIST, these two f*cksticks are STILL in the news?


Well they weren't until this.

/which explains why he sued her
 
2012-02-17 10:51:58 AM
saying her affair with Journey's guitarist "made him look like a buffoon".

Maybe he means it made the dude from Journey look like a buffoon. If I were on a jury, I could vote for that.
 
2012-02-17 10:52:26 AM

Johnny Savage: I saw Foreigner open up for Journey at Chastain (ATL) about 15 years ago. My experience was quite the opposite. Foreigner blew, but Journey rocked (Even without Steve).


That sucks :-/

Foreigner was pretty much studio perfect when I saw them.
 
2012-02-17 10:53:10 AM

Johnny Savage: Honest Bender: Need a Dispenser Here: Who?

Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.

Continue threadjack...

I saw Foreigner open up for Journey at Chastain (ATL) about 15 years ago. My experience was quite the opposite. Foreigner blew, but Journey rocked (Even without Steve).

I was there with a dude friend of mine. We left during 'Open Arms'. It was uncomfortable being around middle-age stoners going at it in every direction.

Now, end threadjack.


They obviously knew what love is.
 
2012-02-17 10:53:48 AM
Not sure why I find this richly satisfying, but I do.
 
mhd
2012-02-17 11:00:35 AM
He must really be caught between confusion and pain now.
 
2012-02-17 11:10:20 AM
Wow you can sue people for making you look like a buffoon? Im so calling the lawyer today!
 
2012-02-17 11:15:19 AM

Honest Bender: Need a Dispenser Here: Who?

Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.


That's like the Human Centipede of rock concerts.
 
2012-02-17 11:54:24 AM
In defamation torts, truth is usually a sufficient defense.
 
2012-02-17 11:57:46 AM

tnpir: f*cksticks


i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-17 12:17:29 PM

Honest Bender: Need a Dispenser Here: Who?

Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.


images.wikia.com

Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams; that was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad while they were playing 'Urgent'. Every time I hear 'Urgent' on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and..covered in vomit.

/Dirty White Boy
 
2012-02-17 12:23:30 PM

Honest Bender: Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show.


THIS!!
 
2012-02-17 12:23:43 PM
So he got dumped for a musician, BFD. He's not the first, nor the last. It's not like she farked the guitarist in his dressing room, while Mr. Salahi waited outside, holding her coat and purse. Which would have made this whole ordeal much, much funnier.
 
2012-02-17 12:24:21 PM
By "Who?" I meant the "reality TV star," but I don't mind where this thread has gone.
 
2012-02-17 01:01:33 PM
Don't Stop Believin'!
 
2012-02-17 01:15:59 PM

Johnny Savage: I saw Foreigner open up for Journey at Chastain (ATL) about 15 years ago. My experience was quite the opposite. Foreigner blew, but Journey rocked (Even without Steve).

I was there with a dude friend of mine. We left during 'Open Arms'. It was uncomfortable being around middle-age stoners going at it in every direction.



Did we just have a Journey moment?
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2012-02-17 01:40:00 PM
The most hilarious thing I've seen on tv was Schon and whatever-her-name is appearing on the Today show last week. I didn't watch the whole interview, but Schon basically sat there with the hugest shiat-eating grin on his face that made me just laugh my ass off. I think Salahi may have a case, because why the fark else go on the Today show?, and I can't wait to see what The Soup will do with a trial, if there is one.
 
2012-02-17 01:57:06 PM

dilettantegrrl: The most hilarious thing I've seen on tv was Schon and whatever-her-name is appearing on the Today show last week. I didn't watch the whole interview, but Schon basically sat there with the hugest shiat-eating grin on his face that made me just laugh my ass off. I think Salahi may have a case, because why the fark else go on the Today show?, and I can't wait to see what The Soup will do with a trial, if there is one.


Some states have an "Alienation of Affection" law.
 
2012-02-17 02:28:19 PM

PsyLord: dilettantegrrl: The most hilarious thing I've seen on tv was Schon and whatever-her-name is appearing on the Today show last week. I didn't watch the whole interview, but Schon basically sat there with the hugest shiat-eating grin on his face that made me just laugh my ass off. I think Salahi may have a case, because why the fark else go on the Today show?, and I can't wait to see what The Soup will do with a trial, if there is one.

Some states have an "Alienation of Affection" law.


I was thinking more of the "Schon's making me look like a bufoon" case, but whatever.
 
2012-02-17 03:20:52 PM
Wow how utterly pitiful, I don't know if he can make that whole "Buffoon" thing fly. He sort of hit that mark the first time he hit the airwaves.

So this means I can sue myself every time I stick my foot in my mouth and end up looking a fool???

Cool! I'm off to file charges against me!
 
2012-02-17 06:37:26 PM
It's not like she left him for a drummer. Neal used to play with Santana, he's cool in my book.
 
2012-02-17 07:05:08 PM

Honest Bender: Need a Dispenser Here: Who?

Journey. They're a band. Look them up; they're pretty good. I saw them recently with Foreigner and Night Ranger. They were alright. The new lead singer they have is pretty good but.... it's just not the same.

Foreigner, on the other hand, put on a ROCKIN' show. Actually, today I happen to be wearing the Foreigner shirt I bought at that concert.

/end threadjack.



But what about Night Ranger?

/Don't tell me I don't want to know.
 
2012-02-17 08:09:23 PM
They should just go their Separate Ways.
 
2012-02-17 09:26:46 PM
I'm sure one day love will find him.
 
2012-02-17 09:33:54 PM

Happy Hours: But what about Night Ranger?

/Don't tell me I don't want to know


Fark 'em. They sounded pretty good from the T-shirt line.
 
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