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(USA Today)   Danica Patrick says she would rather be "pretty" than "sexy." Nothing about being a good race car driver, though   (usatoday.com) divider line 73
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2012-02-17 08:50:12 AM  
Danica Patrick says she would rather be "pretty" than "sexy." Nothing about being a good race car driver, though (usatoday.com)
...or "spokesperson"...
 
2012-02-17 08:59:41 AM  
So is she going for "sexy" in those Godaddy ads or is she going for "fapfapfap"?
 
2012-02-17 09:02:04 AM  
Pretty bad at winning races?
 
2012-02-17 09:04:47 AM  
Holy crap. Bud shootout is tomorrow!
 
2012-02-17 09:10:43 AM  
t3.gstatic.com

/yummy
 
2012-02-17 09:11:16 AM  
Well pretty girls get less action from men than sexy girls, but then attention from men is not really what she is after.....if ya knuw whut I am inferring......
 
2012-02-17 09:25:13 AM  
I'd dump off a load of fuel in her pit box.
 
2012-02-17 09:30:37 AM  
Well, to be fair, anyone capable of getting a driver's license can become a good race car driver. So that's probably why she didn't feel the need to mention it.
 
2012-02-17 09:35:45 AM  

WaltzingMathilda: Well, to be fair, anyone capable of getting a driver's license can become a good race car driver. So that's probably why she didn't feel the need to mention it.


Wow, that's a droolingly retarded statement, even from you.
 
2012-02-17 09:37:43 AM  

Carousel Beast: WaltzingMathilda: Well, to be fair, anyone capable of getting a driver's license can become a good race car driver. So that's probably why she didn't feel the need to mention it.

Wow, that's a droolingly retarded statement, even from you.


Yeah, you don't even need a license, sheesh even kids can do it!

/smoove
 
2012-02-17 10:18:30 AM  

soopey: Holy crap. Bud shootout is tomorrow!



And she's not in it.
 
2012-02-17 10:36:48 AM  
Hatersgonnahate!.jpeg!
 
2012-02-17 10:38:27 AM  

MFAWG: Hatersgonnahate!.jpeg!


i'm not an html expert but i think the reason your jpeg didn't post properly is because you used exclamation points instead of html code.
 
2012-02-17 10:44:31 AM  
Nothing about being less "biatchy" either.
 
2012-02-17 10:47:44 AM  
She is "hot for"
 
2012-02-17 10:48:27 AM  

pkellmey: Nothing about being less "biatchy" either.


by "biatchy" do you mean "acting within the constructs and social norms of a male dominated environment?" maybe she'd win more races if you didn't insist upon forcing her to carry a full kitchen set in her car with her.
 
2012-02-17 10:54:41 AM  
Twoback.
 
2012-02-17 11:04:08 AM  
At the very least, Dale Earnhardt Jr. won't be the most overrated driver in the field whenever she's racing.
 
2012-02-17 11:07:07 AM  
Whatever pretty she had is more than cancelled by her biatchyness, winlessness, and booblessness.

/A single lower-level win does not make her a good enough driver for all of her shenanigans.
 
2012-02-17 11:19:11 AM  

bluorangefyre: At the very least, Dale Earnhardt Jr. won't be the most overrated driver in the field whenever she's racing.


Very few people missed the irony when she was driving for his team, and most of those that did can't read or write.
 
2012-02-17 11:20:49 AM  
I'd leave some junk in her trunk.
 
2012-02-17 11:41:56 AM  

thomps: pkellmey: Nothing about being less "biatchy" either.

by "biatchy" do you mean "acting within the constructs and social norms of a male dominated environment?" maybe she'd win more races if you didn't insist upon forcing her to carry a full kitchen set in her car with her.


I don't know anything at all about how Patrick behaves outside of the personal sphere, but it seems to me that most of the time when men call women "biatches" for doing something if a man did the same thing, they wouldn't call him a biatch. They'd call him an asshole.
 
2012-02-17 11:47:42 AM  
What she needs to do is to stay in the draft behind the 14 car and ride till 5 to go. Then we'll see how she does.

/ wishes the season started at Homestead and ended at the 500
 
2012-02-17 11:53:01 AM  

meanmutton: thomps: pkellmey: Nothing about being less "biatchy" either.

by "biatchy" do you mean "acting within the constructs and social norms of a male dominated environment?" maybe she'd win more races if you didn't insist upon forcing her to carry a full kitchen set in her car with her.

I don't know anything at all about how Patrick behaves outside of the personal sphere, but it seems to me that most of the time when men call women "biatches" for doing something if a man did the same thing, they wouldn't call him a biatch. They'd call him an asshole.


i dunno, one of the most celebrated guys in the history of the sport was known for doing really asshole things on the racetrack, and they didn't call him "the asshole," they called him "the intimidator." then he died.
 
2012-02-17 11:53:17 AM  
IndyCar is going to be so much more refreshing to watch without her.
 
2012-02-17 11:54:46 AM  

quoinguy: Whatever pretty she had is more than cancelled by her biatchyness, winlessness, and booblessness.


So she's like tons of other -male- NASCAR drivers?
 
2012-02-17 11:56:27 AM  
Let me know when she gets some tits.

(Yes, I'm a pig)
 
2012-02-17 11:57:25 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: IndyCar is going to be so much more refreshing to watch without her.


oh is that a pot shot at the well-known fact that she synchronizes her period to correspond with the major indy car races? you people need to learn to leave your gender biases out of racing.
 
2012-02-17 12:02:45 PM  
Rub against her, ride her back end, spin her from the back, put her in the wall, etc...

That said, tired of hearing about this broad.

soopey: Holy crap. Bud shootout is tomorrow!


yeah Baby!

/gotta brush up on the rules.
 
2012-02-17 12:13:19 PM  
She'd rather be "pretty" than "sexy"? Well, she's neither. If she had a penis, she'd be unemployed.
 
2012-02-17 12:15:47 PM  

soopey: Holy crap. Bud shootout is tomorrow!


Oh yeah!

Unrelated to the Bud Shootout, but regarding Danica: how did I miss that Zippy is now her crew chief? Smoke's getting the gang back together!
 
2012-02-17 12:39:59 PM  
I'd humper in the dumper.
 
2012-02-17 01:21:54 PM  

meanmutton: thomps: pkellmey: Nothing about being less "biatchy" either.

by "biatchy" do you mean "acting within the constructs and social norms of a male dominated environment?" maybe she'd win more races if you didn't insist upon forcing her to carry a full kitchen set in her car with her.

I don't know anything at all about how Patrick behaves outside of the personal sphere, but it seems to me that most of the time when men call women "biatches" for doing something if a man did the same thing, they wouldn't call him a biatch. They'd call him an asshole.


Really? In my experience anything a "biatch" does wouldn't be commented on at all if a man were doing it.
 
2012-02-17 01:29:56 PM  

thomps: meanmutton: thomps: pkellmey: Nothing about being less "biatchy" either.

by "biatchy" do you mean "acting within the constructs and social norms of a male dominated environment?" maybe she'd win more races if you didn't insist upon forcing her to carry a full kitchen set in her car with her.

I don't know anything at all about how Patrick behaves outside of the personal sphere, but it seems to me that most of the time when men call women "biatches" for doing something if a man did the same thing, they wouldn't call him a biatch. They'd call him an asshole.

i dunno, one of the most celebrated guys in the history of the sport was known for doing really asshole things on the racetrack, and they didn't call him "the asshole," they called him "the intimidator." then he died.


If you go back to the days when he was alive plenty of people called him an asshole. The fans were split, you either liked him or hated him. Wasn't a whole lot of middle ground.
 
2012-02-17 01:31:54 PM  

tampaflacouple: / wishes the season started at Homestead and ended at the 500


I understand where you're coming from but I wouldn't want to see a championship and the rest decided by who gets collected in the big one
 
2012-02-17 01:38:23 PM  
i can see Kurt Busch getting in her head......
 
2012-02-17 02:17:47 PM  
That reminds me of my saying, "I don't care if I'm not attractive. I just don't want to be unattractive."
 
2012-02-17 02:17:59 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: quoinguy: Whatever pretty she had is more than cancelled by her biatchyness, winlessness, and booblessness.

So she's like tons of other -male- NASCAR drivers?



Exactly. She's not that great and completely undeserving of the attention & endorsements she gets.
 
2012-02-17 02:18:03 PM  
I wonder if even Rick Hendrick has enough money to pay for all of the cars she's going to tear up this year.
 
2012-02-17 02:19:26 PM  

Hard Nard: I wonder if even Rick Hendrick has enough money to pay for all of the cars she's going to tear up this year.


They'll be the cheated up cars that won't have to pass post-race inspection like winners do.
 
2012-02-17 02:56:25 PM  
I'm not surprised by all of you BOYS who are threatened by this woman. Truth be told, not one of you could ever even keep up with her in a regular race with all of those other cars running around. Half of you would shiat/piss your pants and the others would do one lap and pull into the pits crying like babies.
 
2012-02-17 03:04:34 PM  
Shes cute with her little headband in those commercials. Not sure why I have a thing for those. Like Kramer with his velvet scrunchy tastes
 
2012-02-17 03:10:10 PM  

chuckufarlie: I'm not surprised by all of you BOYS who are threatened by this woman. Truth be told, not one of you could ever even keep up with her in a regular race with all of those other cars running around. Half of you would shiat/piss your pants and the others would do one lap and pull into the pits crying like babies.



Lame argument is lame.

I think Brent Favre, Donovan McNabb, and Tyler Palko currently suck as professional quarterbacks, but they're infinitely better than I am, even in retirement for the first two. They're all guys, so there shoots your projected misogyny.

She sucks as a driver, is an impetuous child in the pits, and represents everything that's wrong with pop culture.

/I'm a worse driver than she is, sure, but who would pay money to see me drive? Stevie Wonder?
 
2012-02-17 03:24:57 PM  

fatalvenom: I'd dump off a load of fuel in her pit box.


Uh... You'd poop in her mouth?

/ fap
 
2012-02-17 03:25:32 PM  
I understand that there are a number of pertinent feminist topics of discussions relating to Danica Patrick and her place in the racing world, but I'm going to choose to ignore them and just try to enjoy NASCAR this year, without worrying about all the sexism and gender-biased bullshiat her presence is going to bring out in the traditional NASCAR fan base. I know it's going to be difficult to hold my tongue at times, but it will be nothing compared to what we'll see when the first non-white driver breaks through to the top level (yes, I know about Wendell Scott, I'm only talking about the modern era).
 
2012-02-17 03:28:39 PM  

Passive Aggressive Larry: I understand that there are a number of pertinent feminist topics of discussions relating to Danica Patrick


I'm kinda taking them all as sarcasm like thomps (pretty funny, btw). Even the casual race fan at this point has to see that the huge pain in the ass she is has nothing remotely to do with being female.
 
2012-02-17 03:45:41 PM  

Passive Aggressive Larry: I understand that there are a number of pertinent feminist topics of discussions relating to Danica Patrick and her place in the racing world, but I'm going to choose to ignore them and just try to enjoy NASCAR this year, without worrying about all the sexism and gender-biased bullshiat her presence is going to bring out in the traditional NASCAR fan base. I know it's going to be difficult to hold my tongue at times, but it will be nothing compared to what we'll see when the first non-white driver breaks through to the top level (yes, I know about Wendell Scott, I'm only talking about the modern era).



It's people like you who enable the victim mentality and the separatism of females getting into the sport. Why can't she just be a mediocre driver with a brat streak a mile wide without someone charging in with the "b-b-b-b-but you don't like her because she's a female!!!11!!"

Many people hate Tony Stewart for his brattiness, and he's a dude.

Many people hate Dale Jr. for being over-rated, and he's a dude.

The greatest thing defenders like you can do for her, even though she'll never sleep with you, is let people hate her for what she is--a mediocre driver who is actually a pretty good marketer & got rich because she's not fugly, and leveraged that to the hilt.
 
2012-02-17 04:00:59 PM  
I don't think you need to worry about being either, trollgirl.
 
2012-02-17 05:33:13 PM  

quoinguy: chuckufarlie: I'm not surprised by all of you BOYS who are threatened by this woman. Truth be told, not one of you could ever even keep up with her in a regular race with all of those other cars running around. Half of you would shiat/piss your pants and the others would do one lap and pull into the pits crying like babies.


Lame argument is lame.

I think Brent Favre, Donovan McNabb, and Tyler Palko currently suck as professional quarterbacks, but they're infinitely better than I am, even in retirement for the first two. They're all guys, so there shoots your projected misogyny.

She sucks as a driver, is an impetuous child in the pits, and represents everything that's wrong with pop culture.

/I'm a worse driver than she is, sure, but who would pay money to see me drive? Stevie Wonder?


Your "logic" is completely messed up. I never said that jealousy is restricted to women, I just pointed out that many of the boys here are threatened by her. Your notion of my projected misogyny is just moronic.

Most of the professional drivers act like children. I have seen grown men throw a tantrum because of a penalty, I have seen grown men throw their helmet at a passing car when that other driver was, in the mind of the helmet tosser, responsible for an incident. If you want to paint Patrick with that brush, save some paint for all of the other drivers.

She does not suck as a driver. How many drivers in the Indy series can say that they were a lap leader during the Indy 500?

Can you be sure that her lack of victories might have something to do with her car and her pit crew as well as her? Is it all her or is it a shared responsibility?
 
2012-02-17 05:55:26 PM  

quoinguy:

It's people like you who enable the victim mentality and the separatism of females getting into the sport. Why can't she just be a mediocre driver with a brat streak a mile wide without someone charging in with the "b-b-b-b-but you don't like her because she's a female!!!11!!"


Uh, yeah, did you not read my post? I'm not going to bother engaging someone who says stupid shiat like this:

Whatever pretty she had is more than cancelled by her biatchyness, winlessness, and booblessness.

That was the whole point of it. Otherwise I'm in for a long year.
 
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