FARK.com: (6947687) Santorum holds a fleshlight up to his face and tells a scary story. Damn autocorrect

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		Santorum holds a fleshlight up to his face and tells a scary story. Damn autocorrect (upi.com)		17
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DarnoKonrad		2012-02-17 09:53:21 AM

9 votes:

Generation_D: [ph.cdn.photos.upi.com image 630x396]

ARREST ALL THE GAYS

ChimpMitten		2012-02-17 09:19:17 AM

6 votes:

"and the phone call was coming from inside the vagina!"

Headso		2012-02-17 09:27:41 AM

3 votes:

d_the_sandman		2012-02-17 09:00:07 AM

2 votes:

The picture was immediately followed by the Michigan GOP's Annual Haunted Hayride through a gay couple's adoption process.

DarnoKonrad		2012-02-17 08:55:03 AM

2 votes:

Well hung subby

snowjack		2012-02-17 12:14:29 PM

1 votes:

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984		2012-02-17 11:01:47 AM

1 votes:

Slives		2012-02-17 09:55:21 AM

1 votes:

Another +1 for the headline, This should at least get a mention as a Fark favorite for the week.

But something already tells me it is about to start a new headline mime...

DeltaPunch		2012-02-17 09:49:49 AM

1 votes:

I love getting pounded by well-oiled cocks deep in my ass.

/damn autocorrect

space_cowgirl		2012-02-17 09:34:40 AM

1 votes:

Serious Black: I wouldn't expect him to know how to use a flashlight considering God ordered him never to masturbate.

Well that explains why he's usually so spunky.

cmunic8r99		2012-02-17 09:23:38 AM

1 votes:

DarnoKonrad: Well hung subby

swankywanky		2012-02-17 09:05:20 AM

1 votes:

this thing is just creaming for a photoshop contest

/sorry, meant screaming

inkblot		2012-02-17 09:03:51 AM

1 votes:

leticia olalia morales of 15501 pasadena ave #h tustin ca 92780 submitted fake documents and 5000 dollars to a person name sandman at the US embassy in manila. she also submitted fake employment records to obtain a work visa. Her husband carlos b. morales also submitted fake documents (land titles and bank statements) to obtain a tourist visa. Her son carlo iii also used such and helped 2 other people to obtain a US tourist visa.

What

Old enough to know better		2012-02-17 09:02:13 AM

1 votes:

We get it Rick, you're farking evil.

He used the same creepy 'lit from beneath' effect when he was doing his "gays are bad" speech here in Washington state on Monday.

stoli n coke		2012-02-17 09:02:06 AM

1 votes:

d_the_sandman: The picture was immediately followed by the Michigan GOP's Annual Haunted Hayride through a gay couple's adoption process.

Don't forget the new feature. A woman stops off at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription that is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!