"I'm so horny I could eat a dong."

/Damn autocorrect

Guess he doesn't have anyone working for him that understands 'lighting'.

/this was mentioned on the Maddow podcast last night.

Well hung subby

The picture was immediately followed by the Michigan GOP's Annual Haunted Hayride through a gay couple's adoption process.

Mixed meataphors. I like it.

d_the_sandman: The picture was immediately followed by the Michigan GOP's Annual Haunted Hayride through a gay couple's adoption process.

Don't forget the new feature. A woman stops off at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription that is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

We get it Rick, you're farking evil.

He used the same creepy 'lit from beneath' effect when he was doing his "gays are bad" speech here in Washington state on Monday.

leticia olalia morales of 15501 pasadena ave #h tustin ca 92780 submitted fake documents and 5000 dollars to a person name sandman at the US embassy in manila. she also submitted fake employment records to obtain a work visa. Her husband carlos b. morales also submitted fake documents (land titles and bank statements) to obtain a tourist visa. Her son carlo iii also used such and helped 2 other people to obtain a US tourist visa.

What

this thing is just creaming for a photoshop contest

/sorry, meant screaming

"As Greg Rotter, a Santorum supporter from Indian River said: "Is [Romney] saying things to get elected?"

Gee Greg, I don't know. Is he a politician?

"and the phone call was coming from inside the vagina!"

apoptotic: "As Greg Rotter, a Santorum supporter from Indian River said: "Is [Romney] saying things to get elected?"

Gee Greg, I don't know. Is he a politician?

It's almost as if he's on some sort of "campaign" or something...

I wouldn't expect him to know how to use a flashlight considering God ordered him never to masturbate.

Serious Black: I wouldn't expect him to know how to use a flashlight considering God ordered him never to masturbate.

Well that explains why he's usually so spunky.

stoli n coke: Don't forget the new feature. A woman stops off at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription that is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

Wait, but if it's none of my business, how am I supposed to make her feel like a slut? You mean, she....

*shudder*

There's a deer in my vagina.

ARREST ALL THE GAYS

Headso: [i42.tinypic.com image 460x276]

Hahahaha!

I love getting pounded by well-oiled cocks deep in my ass.

/damn autocorrect

Subby gets extra pants for referencing my favorite bog.

Generation_D: [ph.cdn.photos.upi.com image 630x396]

ARREST ALL THE GAYS

DeltaPunch: I love getting pounded by well-oiled cocks deep in my ass.

/damn autocorrect

DeltaPunch: I love getting pounded by well-oiled cocks deep in my ass.

/damn autocorrect

All uteri belong to the government.

It's just Rick practicing for his Lilith impersonation at the Purim speil.

Who dressed him? That suit-coat doesn't go with the sweater and tie.
He's such a brut and so not fabulous. Uh huh.

(bruit)

Here is Santorum explaining what he knows.

Link (new window)

Put another way, it is everything you need to know about Santorum.

A_Listless_Wanderer: apoptotic: "As Greg Rotter, a Santorum supporter from Indian River said: "Is [Romney] saying things to get elected?"

Gee Greg, I don't know. Is he a politician?

It's almost as if he's on some sort of "campaign" or something...

Well, there is a difference to concentrating on different things when talking to different audiences - this is actually a good thing as it indicates a politician that knows what different groups of people care most strongly about, which is a key thing in a representative democracy - and saying mutually exclusive things to different audiences - this suggests the politician has no plan to represent the people, or inform them of his own plans/beliefs, and is just aiming for power for his own (or his backers) sake, which is completely in opposition to representative democracy.

The scariest thing would be if all the condoms in the world TURNED TO WOOD.

I thought it was a joke, and it is.

How the hell could Romney possibly lose Michigan?

ArkPanda: How the hell could Romney possibly lose Michigan?

how could he loses to McCain in 2008? He had much more money and McCain was obviously over the hill.