I'm a hopelessly devoted Jets fan but got a HUGE kick out of this title

Who the fark is Slauson?

First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

The defense has to be back to the home in time to watch Matlock, however.

Alkoholiker: Who the fark is Slauson?

He's a Jet, and when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...

Wow, that really was the headline and story.

The Jets are farked. That's like being told at work that you are on a Performance Improvement Plan.

H31N0US: Wow, that really was the headline and story.

The Jets are farked. That's like being told at work that you are on a Performance Improvement Plan.

We get it, you hate the Jets.

So they're going to San Jose?

skinink: First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

Like this perhaps? (new window)

Fark You Buddy: We get it, you hate the Jets.

As a Dolphins fan, I hate the Jets almost as much as their own fans do.

macadamnut: Fark You Buddy: We get it, you hate the Jets.

As a Dolphins fan, I hate the Jets almost as much as their own fans do.

Ok, as a Jets fan, even I had to laugh. Very nice.

macadamnut: Fark You Buddy: We get it, you hate the Jets.

As a Dolphins fan, I hate the Jets almost as much as their own fans do.

Hah!

sotua: skinink: First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

Like this perhaps? (new window)

Ahhh yes, divisional round playoff victories, the pinnacle for every Jets fan under 45.

Yanks_RSJ: sotua: skinink: First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

Like this perhaps? (new window)

Ahhh yes, divisional round playoff victories, the pinnacle for every Jets fan under 45.

Not a Jets fan (not even close) but I do remember good ol' dirty Sanchez beating Brady the only time they met in playoffs, right?

Activity #1: Getting a goddamn snack
Step 1: Put your best foot forward

sotua: skinink: First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

Like this perhaps? (new window)

Oh, excuse me but is that a game from the 2010-11 season you dusted off? Be a little more current, like the 2011-12 season when not only did the Jets get beat twice by New England, but the second loss was worse than the first.

Not that it mattered because the Jets had won the Super Bowl before the season started anyways.

skinink: sotua: skinink: First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

Like this perhaps? (new window)

Oh, excuse me but is that a game from the 2010-11 season you dusted off? Be a little more current, like the 2011-12 season when not only did the Jets get beat twice by New England, but the second loss was worse than the first.
Not that it mattered because the Jets had won the Super Bowl before the season started anyways.

Like I give a shiat about dirty Sanchez or the Jets. Just showin' that he has indeed beaten Brady (the Jets are what, 3-3 or 3-4 against the Patriots since the Jets got Sanchized? And won the most important game of that set)

/don't give a shiat about Sanchez or his ridiculous rainbow mouthguard
//why yes, I *am* arguing for the sake of arguing. This is fark, isn't it?

sotua: skinink: sotua: skinink: First thing they need to do is have Sanchez get pointers from Eli Manning on how to beat Tom Brady.

Like this perhaps? (new window)

Oh, excuse me but is that a game from the 2010-11 season you dusted off? Be a little more current, like the 2011-12 season when not only did the Jets get beat twice by New England, but the second loss was worse than the first.
Not that it mattered because the Jets had won the Super Bowl before the season started anyways.

Like I give a shiat about dirty Sanchez or the Jets. Just showin' that he has indeed beaten Brady (the Jets are what, 3-3 or 3-4 against the Patriots since the Jets got Sanchized? And won the most important game of that set)

/don't give a shiat about Sanchez or his ridiculous rainbow mouthguard
//why yes, I *am* arguing for the sake of arguing. This is fark, isn't it?

We're just like two bums fighting for a puddle of spit. Very impressive, no? Reply if you have no life.