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(Some Guy) Amusing Vader, crushed by the Rebellion and the Obama economy, resorts to armed robbery. He is being held in detention block AA 23   (wacotrib.com) divider line 46
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2012-02-16 09:24:52 PM
Submittard blames the "Obama economy"? Except that
1) The economy is getting better and
2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it
 
2012-02-16 09:39:50 PM
The farce is strong with this one
 
2012-02-16 09:46:29 PM
Not a transfer from cell block 1138?


/Lucas refs his own films...
 
2012-02-16 09:46:30 PM
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2012-02-16 09:48:15 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: 2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it

If the republicans have blocked every effort to fix it, how is it getting better?

/just sayin'!
 
2012-02-16 09:49:01 PM
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Got NoScript?

/temporarily disable for that page
 
2012-02-16 09:49:09 PM
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/FTFY
 
2012-02-16 09:49:32 PM
Pretty risky. What if the perp was one of those "leave no witnesses" types. I guess if he was that hard-core he'd be doing bigger crimes, perhaps.
 
2012-02-16 09:50:14 PM
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2012-02-16 09:52:03 PM
My submission title for this exact same link:

Robber: "NOooooOOoOOooOOoooOOoo"
 
2012-02-16 09:52:37 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Submittard blames the "Obama economy"? Except that
1) The economy is getting better and
2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it


So somehow the economy started to get better after the Republicans took control of the House and yet the Republicans are the ones who are preventing it from getting better? You cannot simultaneously say that the Republicans are blocking it while giving Obama credit for the improvement.

Or really, no, the economy is not getting better and it's certainly not getting better for anything Obama did, nor is it getting any worse for anything the Republicans did or are doing.
 
2012-02-16 09:53:41 PM
In prison he will be cellmates with Jabba Yor Butt.
 
2012-02-16 09:54:12 PM
wookieboy: My submission title for this exact same link:

Robber: "NOooooOOoOOooOOoooOOoo"


And it was just as funny as this headline. :-|
 
2012-02-16 09:54:16 PM
commonsense2.com
 
2012-02-16 09:54:19 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Submittard blames the "Obama economy"? Except that
1) The economy is getting better and
2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it


You're missing the point. The heath care portion of the Obama Economytm wants to pay for Vader's assistive technology and Darth has gained a sense of entitlement.
 
2012-02-16 09:58:11 PM
In Obama's America Han didn't shoot first because he didn't even have a gun because Obama took it. Vote Palpatine.
 
2012-02-16 09:59:38 PM
This time, though, they're looking out for two Stormtroopers escorting a Wookiee with loose cuffs.
 
2012-02-16 10:01:38 PM
meanwhile over the Castro......
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-02-16 10:04:02 PM
files.g4tv.com
 
2012-02-16 10:05:07 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
For my GOP friends
 
2012-02-16 10:06:18 PM
"Toushe! I'm going to get you back for this!"

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot crossed buns ...
 
2012-02-16 10:09:04 PM
Utini!
 
2012-02-16 10:09:11 PM
Gyrfalcon: This time, though, they're looking out for two Stormtroopers escorting a Wookiee with loose cuffs.

You rrrrAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGNNNNNNHHHHHH?

;)
 
2012-02-16 10:10:22 PM
i42.tinypic.com

/new computer, no photoshop
//fark i am disappoint
 
2012-02-16 10:14:21 PM
Officially, by law and regulation, there is no such thing as "racial profiling." That being said, law enforcement is likely to be most interested in any particular group that statistics and experience show commit the most offenses in their particular area or jurisdiction, be they Black, Asian, Caucasian, Native American, Juveniles, College Students, Vagrants, etc, etc, etc.

Citation: http://www.askkids.com/BlackHistoryFAQ/Good_Things_About_Racial_Profil ing.html#13

There is no profiling. None at all. Go back to sleep, citizen.
 
2012-02-16 10:15:28 PM
I find his lack of faith in pulling off a robbery disturbing....
 
2012-02-16 10:16:03 PM
GoldSpider: Because People in power are Stupid: 2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it

If the republicans have blocked every effort to fix it, how is it getting better?

/just sayin'!


It's inevitable. Recessions are cyclical.
 
2012-02-16 10:16:06 PM
i224.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-16 10:19:26 PM
Anybody that has been to Waco knows that the Death Star took out that part of town long before Obama was prez., Subby.
 
2012-02-16 10:19:40 PM
randomjsa: Because People in power are Stupid: Submittard blames the "Obama economy"? Except that
1) The economy is getting better and
2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it

So somehow the economy started to get better after the Republicans took control of the House and yet the Republicans are the ones who are preventing it from getting better? You cannot simultaneously say that the Republicans are blocking it while giving Obama credit for the improvement.

Or really, no, the economy is not getting better and it's certainly not getting better for anything Obama did, nor is it getting any worse for anything the Republicans did or are doing.


Derper, Nice lie.

One can't give Obama credit because he was obstructed. The economy would have eventually gotten better on it's own because of the "invisible hand" -something that Repugnantans often cite. (They refer to the invisible hand less than they blame democrats).

Oh and don't try to think. You really know very little about... well about anything.
 
2012-02-16 10:21:35 PM
A Darth Vader criminal, you say? There's only one man for the job:

i224.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-16 10:24:22 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Submittard blames the "Obama economy"? Except that
1) The economy is getting better and
2) The obstructionist republicans in the house and senate have blocked every effort to fix it


Don't worry. The last remnants of the obstructionist republicans will soon be swept away.
 
2012-02-16 10:24:53 PM
 
2012-02-16 10:28:57 PM
I wonder if, from his voice, the clerk expected to see a black guy when the mask came off. Because that's been a red herring in the past.
 
2012-02-16 10:32:06 PM
www.absolutet-shirts.com
 
2012-02-16 10:33:39 PM
Obama time traveled to the 60's and made other countries manufacture things cheaper than the USA.
Bush went with him too.
It's always the fault of the current president... somehow.
 
2012-02-16 10:49:34 PM
R.I.P., Eddie Vedder

www.tauthal.com

hotlink
 
2012-02-16 11:10:15 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-02-16 11:45:14 PM
wookieboy: My submission title for this exact same link:

Robber: "NOooooOOoOOooOOoooOOoo"


Damnit, was gunna see this was covered. Apparently it has.
 
2012-02-17 12:14:41 AM
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SHUT DOWN ALL JAVASCRIPTS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!
 
2012-02-17 06:08:22 AM
smileylich: [images.wikia.com image 269x362]

Came for the "They really meant Big Van Vader" reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-02-17 08:37:06 AM
TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
 
2012-02-17 11:15:42 AM
macross87: Not a transfer from cell block 1138?


/Lucas refs his own films...


Apparently, using "1138" was Mark Hamill's idea: Link (new window)
 
2012-02-17 06:28:38 PM
Came for the Leon White...
 
2012-02-18 03:41:37 AM
img.photobucket.com
*Sigh*
 
2012-02-18 10:04:28 AM
Counter_Intelligent: SHUT DOWN ALL JAVASCRIPTS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!

Aren't you a little short for a web security engineer?
 
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