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(ABC)   In what must be one of the most brazen acts of flip-flopitude in history, Romney decides to take credit for the Obama auto industry bailout   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 23
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2012-02-16 09:05:16 PM
7 votes:
If you don't like what Rmoney has to say about something, just wait a minute.
2012-02-16 10:45:37 PM
5 votes:

CravenMorehead: A Romney flip-flop. I. Am. Shocked.

And didn't he just write an OP ED a week ago talking about how he thought the auto industry should have been allowed to die?


All things flow. You cannot step into the same stream twice. Who can say for sure that Romney believed anything yesterday? That was then. Then is gone. What matters is now. And now Romney is for it, and that is all you need to know. What of tomorrow? Who cares, for tomorrow may never come. Live in the moment, never thinking of past or future, for past and future are illusions. There is only today. Embrace the Way of Romney.
2012-02-16 10:35:24 PM
5 votes:
Strange. Sci-fi always told me that when a robot encountered a logical paradox, it's head would explode.
2012-02-16 10:43:22 PM
4 votes:

Curse of the Goth Kids: That's it. As soon as I sober up, I'm going to write to Romney and tell him that me and 100,000 other strapping young bucks in my state will vote for him -- in the GENERAL, no less -- if he'll let each of us, you know, have a go at him.

For 100,000 votes I lay even 1:1 odds that he'll agree to mass buggery.


Now way. Mitt is so tight you couldn't hammer a hat pin into his bung hole using a ball peen hammer.

/Mitt is so tight that when he farts, dogs howl.
2012-02-16 10:34:56 PM
3 votes:
I thought that the millionaire son of a millionaire auto-exec-cum-governor calling himself a self-made man who feared the pink slip was the most shamelessly dishonest thing I had ever heard a politician say. I thought Romney had put himself up in the record books with that one.

Fortunately, he has outdone himself entirely. It's like Romney is convinced that the public has no memory whatsoever, and that anything he says, people will swallow.

I'm a moderate! Ha ha, no, I'm "severely conservative," whateverthefark that means. Need me to be pro-choice? Sure. Pro-life? Why not! Pro-choice again? Gotcha. Pro-life again? God gave me a revelation! I'm for a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants and by that I actually mean I'm not. Global warming is real, except of course it isn't. And, of course, Romneycare with its individual mandate was the crowning achievement of my governorship, but I never supported it, um, I mean it was a mistake, um, I mean Obama's health-care plan sucks.

And now, fark Detroit, let 'em die, government interference will only make it worse, Obama is a failure for bailing out Detroit, oh hey they're posting huge profits and paying back the loans ha ha I'm glad Obama followed my advice.
2012-02-16 11:51:23 PM
2 votes:

odinsposse: So he completely reversed his position in 4 years. I imagine that would make for a fun presidential term.


"Mr. President, you know you just launched an unrecoverable strike on China, don't you?"

"You mean I can't change my mind?!??!"
2012-02-16 11:13:06 PM
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: missiv: Mitt Romney just pulled a mutant flip-flop. He's Mr. Fantastic.

So Gingrich is then the thing, with Bachmann the invisible girl, and Perry the flamer. Who is Ron and Rick?


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2012-02-16 11:23:22 PM
1 votes:

Tarl3k: Smackledorfer: So Gingrich is then the thing, with Bachmann the invisible girl, and Perry the flamer. Who is Ron and Rick?

RON PAUL!!! is Doctor Doom...and who gives a shiat about Rick Perry?


Gingrich is a much better Dr Doom IMO. I mean, he is literally campaigning on the idea of building a moon base
2012-02-16 11:09:38 PM
1 votes:

missiv: Mitt Romney just pulled a mutant flip-flop. He's Mr. Fantastic.


So Gingrich is then the thing, with Bachmann the invisible girl, and Perry the flamer. Who is Ron and Rick?
2012-02-16 10:53:05 PM
1 votes:

ghare: If you don't like what Rmoney has to say about something, just wait a minute.


That's not fair. He has one bedrock, driving core belief that never changes.

His belief that Mitt Romney should be President.
2012-02-16 10:51:32 PM
1 votes:
The bailouts are wrong!
The bailouts were irresponsible!
The bailouts worked?
They were my idea!
The bailouts should have been bigger!
They should have been smaller!
They were just right!
The bailouts should not have been plaid!
They should have been classic Romney Tartan!
The bailouts were, and should have always been, and will be in the future, but wouldn't be if it weren't for me and what you want them to have been and always to have been, if that's good for you, because I stand with you, the American People!
2012-02-16 10:49:53 PM
1 votes:

Curse of the Goth Kids: That's it. As soon as I sober up, I'm going to write to Romney and tell him that me and 100,000 other strapping young bucks in my state will vote for him -- in the GENERAL, no less -- if he'll let each of us, you know, have a go at him.

For 100,000 votes I lay even 1:1 odds that he'll agree to mass buggery.


If you buttfark a mormon, you're automatical mormon baptized and when you die you're going straight to mormon heaven, no coffee, no beer. Just sitting around with other mormons fake grinning like an idiot waiting for the stars to burn out. Yeah, I get it, haha. But is it worth it?
2012-02-16 10:48:45 PM
1 votes:
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/can't believe I forgot this
2012-02-16 10:45:47 PM
1 votes:
So he completely reversed his position in 4 years. I imagine that would make for a fun presidential term.
2012-02-16 10:44:38 PM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Curse of the Goth Kids: That's it. As soon as I sober up, I'm going to write to Romney and tell him that me and 100,000 other strapping young bucks in my state will vote for him -- in the GENERAL, no less -- if he'll let each of us, you know, have a go at him.

For 100,000 votes I lay even 1:1 odds that he'll agree to mass buggery.

Now way. Mitt is so tight you couldn't hammer a hat pin into his bung hole using a ball peen hammer.

/Mitt is so tight that when he farts, dogs howl.


For 100,000 votes my friend, we can fix the hell out of that.
2012-02-16 10:43:31 PM
1 votes:

Is_What_It_Is: I think ABC might have overstated this in its rush to trash anyone not on the left.


You know an anti-Republican story is damning when the best the Fark Independents can do is "well, um...the Fark submitter used the word "takes credit" when Romney was merely praising himself for recommending something he actually opposed vociferously for years, so, you know, this is really a librulmeedja conspiracy to trash Republicans."
2012-02-16 10:37:33 PM
1 votes:
i276.photobucket.com

He's your private candidate, a candidate for money, he'll do what you want him to do.
2012-02-16 10:37:10 PM
1 votes:
That's it. As soon as I sober up, I'm going to write to Romney and tell him that me and 100,000 other strapping young bucks in my state will vote for him -- in the GENERAL, no less -- if he'll let each of us, you know, have a go at him.

For 100,000 votes I lay even 1:1 odds that he'll agree to mass buggery.
2012-02-16 10:34:58 PM
1 votes:
How does he not have whiplash from all these flip flops?
2012-02-16 10:32:18 PM
1 votes:
geek-news.mtv.com
Mitt Romney just pulled a mutant flip-flop. He's Mr. Fantastic.
2012-02-16 10:29:52 PM
1 votes:
Rick Santorum may be a gay hating, women oppressing, theocratic despot, but at least he's honest.
2012-02-16 08:02:24 PM
1 votes:
He has a lot of explaining to do, but maybe he can spin this as "crony capitalism done right".
2012-02-16 07:57:10 PM
1 votes:
I read that headline and thought, "Oh surely that's an exaggeration."

Then I RTFA. Every time I think they can't get any lower, they find a way.
 
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