I wonder how long cops will keep the 35 pounds of pot in the evidence locker.

If you have an iPhone, maybe there's an app for that ... staying out of the president's airspace

DeltaPunch: emersonbiggins: I wonder how long cops will keep the 35 pounds of pot in the evidence locker.

They have special lockers in the storage rooms, they'll have no problem storing all 20 pounds.

I heard once the 15 pounds of weed was intercepted in his airspace, the president personally investigated the situation.

I wish he'd get back to more important issues. What kind of joker calls for $1 billion in Cooler Ranch Doritos?

Seriously?

Sheesh.

;)

P.S. When POTUS flys, you don't interrupt his airspace, please.

That's weird, my husband now inhales.

In another article on this incident, it says the man was turned over to local police. Why not the DEA? Why won't they release the tail number? Was this an intra-state mmj delivery?

Too bad the president isn't as interested in redistribution of airspace as he is in redistribution of wealth.

SOMEONE forgot to check the NOTAMS and TFRs...

"Ohhhhh, POTUS. I thought you guys said POT US. I was trying to do you a favor, man."

xl5150: Too bad the president isn't as interested in redistribution of airspace as he is in redistribution of wealth.

Joke all you want, I'm scribbling furiously.

Kuoxasar: DeltaPunch: emersonbiggins: I wonder how long cops will keep the 35 pounds of pot in the evidence locker.

They have special lockers in the storage rooms, they'll have no problem storing all 20 pounds.

I heard once the 15 pounds of weed was intercepted in his airspace, the president personally investigated the situation.

I wish he'd get back to more important issues. What kind of joker calls for $1 billion in Cooler Ranch Doritos?


I heard the police chief is taking personal responsibility for the 5 pounds of premium Cali hydroponic bud, estimated street value over 3 million dollars

Indubitably: Seriously?

Sheesh.

;)

P.S. When POTUS flys, you don't interrupt his airspace, please.

Reefer, please...

Anagrammer: Indubitably: Seriously?

Sheesh.

;)

P.S. When POTUS flys, you don't interrupt his airspace, please.

Reefer, please...

I know, right? Amirite?

;)

ravenaries: SOMEONE forgot to check the NOTAMS and TFRs...

... unless you're delivering it TO him.

would have invited the guy aboard.

Air Force One Dub Lit.

;)

Wait. This beat my submission? What. Ever.

Will he eventually be sentenced to forty pounds of rape?

Mixolydian Master: read the boobies and quit reading the thread. This meme is the only one that is so stupid it ruins a thread for me, cause I know it's gonna trickle down to "I sure hope the cops got that ounce into evidence before someone tampered with it hurr durr"

Either this shot out meme or some retarded headline involving Doritos.

Whoever greens the pot threads at Fark has a humor deficiency.

Mixolydian Master: read the boobies and quit reading the thread. This meme is the only one that is so stupid it ruins a thread for me, cause I know it's gonna trickle down to "I sure hope the cops got that ounce into evidence before someone tampered with it hurr durr"

So what are police going to do with that half ounce?

Indubitably: Seriously?

Sheesh.

;)

P.S. When POTUS flys, you don't interrupt his airspace, please.

I think anybody flying around with that much pot in their plane probably isn't the brightest bulb in the pack to begin with.

Gasconne: Wait. This beat my submission? What. Ever.

Let me guess. You're headline was better?

/not subby

Savage Belief: Mixolydian Master: read the boobies and quit reading the thread. This meme is the only one that is so stupid it ruins a thread for me, cause I know it's gonna trickle down to "I sure hope the cops got that ounce into evidence before someone tampered with it hurr durr"

So what are police going to do with that half ounce?

They're making a big deal about finding a joint.

iron_city_ap: Savage Belief: Mixolydian Master: read the boobies and quit reading the thread. This meme is the only one that is so stupid it ruins a thread for me, cause I know it's gonna trickle down to "I sure hope the cops got that ounce into evidence before someone tampered with it hurr durr"

So what are police going to do with that half ounce?

They're making a big deal about finding a joint.

No kidding. I mean why are they so worked up about some baggie residue?

FTA: The fighter jets followed the Cessna until it landed.

Can a fighter jet stay airborne at Cessna speeds?

Treetop flier?

lol... You guys gonna work any lower than bag residue, or is this one tapped out already.

/The remaining nanogram was lost on the way to evidence with other pieces of dust in the room

Sure, they are Johnny On The Spot when an unidentified Cessna violates POTUS airspace, but when I call to complain about the Harrier jump jets doing low speed maneuvers over my house all they can say is: 'We're sorry sir, they have permission'. Bah. Tell that to my Star Wars: The next Generation commemorative plates, or rather to what's left of them.

I suppose this is like those dumbasses who speed with a car full of drugs. Never knew there was aerial drug smuggling though, apart from cocaine.

FTFA: "The president was reportedly never in danger."

SO, like Bill Clinton before him, President Obama doesn't inhale. Good to know.

D_Evans45: lol... You guys gonna work any lower than bag residue, or is this one tapped out already.

/The remaining nanogram was lost on the way to evidence with other pieces of dust in the room

I know, such a big deal about an apple and some tin foil found under the seat.

The Pres doesn't even have to be flying. They generally ban all (or enarly all) non scheduled commercial flights up to a certain distance around the airport where he landed.

Basically, the president gets to disrupt the activities of a city and its airport while he comes town to campaign or kiss ass. It was crap when Bush did it, and it's crap when Obama does it.

It's kind of ironic that general aviation flights and things helicopter tours are basically banned, and commercial airlines are pretty much the only flights allowed, given the drastically different track records of each area of air travel when it comes to their use in terrorism.

Forced the Cessna to land

Met by law enforcement agents

Who brought with them a change of pants

CJHardin: Savage Belief: iron_city_ap: Savage Belief: Mixolydian Master: read the boobies and quit reading the thread. This meme is the only one that is so stupid it ruins a thread for me, cause I know it's gonna trickle down to "I sure hope the cops got that ounce into evidence before someone tampered with it hurr durr"

So what are police going to do with that half ounce?

They're making a big deal about finding a joint.

No kidding. I mean why are they so worked up about some baggie residue?

I don't get how they would store the hint of what may have been the odor of weed.

After scrapping resin out of a pipe made from carburetor parts. the police impounded the airplane

ChrisDe: FTA: The fighter jets followed the Cessna until it landed.

Can a fighter jet stay airborne at Cessna speeds?

They probably covered 3x the distance doing lazy circles around the Cessna.

He was actually trying to deliver to Air Force one.

Absolutely subby. This president prefers cocaine.

pedrop357: The Pres doesn't even have to be flying. They generally ban all (or enarly all) non scheduled commercial flights up to a certain distance around the airport where he landed.

Basically, the president gets to disrupt the activities of a city and its airport while he comes town to campaign or kiss ass. It was crap when Bush did it, and it's crap when Obama does it.

It's kind of ironic that general aviation flights and things helicopter tours are basically banned, and commercial airlines are pretty much the only flights allowed, given the drastically different track records of each area of air travel when it comes to their use in terrorism.

But we know, of course, that it isn't really about terrorism.

So the plane was owned by a Grover Beach, CA resident named David Major. As a Grover Beach resident, I can only say that I have no idea who that is, and I certianly hope that the contraband devil-weed wasn't intended to come to this beautiful, peaceful community...

...because if I start having supply problems just because one stupid asshole couldn't read a memo about staying the hell out of the president's way, I'm going to be all kinds of pissed. Nice job, Dumbass!

Just kidding of course.....forty pounds of imported weed ain't shiat around here! Damn, I love California!