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(News.com.au)   Samba drum competition at Sao Paulo Carnival to be determined by blind judges -- which is a shame considering the drum queen costumes. (w/ not safe for work pic)   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2012-02-16 07:04:26 PM  
For most of the year these judges don't get much tympani.
 
2012-02-16 07:06:28 PM  
The blind guys I know would cheerfully judge those costumes using Braille

/come to think of it, so would I
 
2012-02-16 09:21:52 PM  
www.xmfan.com
 
2012-02-17 05:45:45 AM  
Samba? I thought we were using cifs to mount Windows shares...
 
2012-02-17 05:59:15 AM  
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-17 06:17:06 AM  
What do blind people masturbate to?
 
2012-02-17 07:08:14 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: What do blind people masturbate to?


You've never been turned on by a sexy voice?
 
2012-02-17 07:37:04 AM  
That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?
 
2012-02-17 07:53:06 AM  
A GIS for queen of the drums found this:

media.lonelyplanet.com

/Someone's been playing WoW
 
2012-02-17 08:06:02 AM  
Sao Paulo - a city of 20 million. That's a lot of people.
 
2012-02-17 08:30:36 AM  
During a state sponsored language course I took, each immigrant was asked to do a presentation illustrating one of their local traditions. The lady from Sao Paulo scandalized the class by choosing this. The looks of 'outrage ' on the faces of the conservative males in the class, all of whom were straining to keep from blinking as long as humanly possible, were hilarious.
 
2012-02-17 08:50:11 AM  

Honest Bender: That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?


This just in... Women with naturally large breasts, often have a more robust body shape.
 
2012-02-17 09:30:59 AM  

Honest Bender: That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-02-17 09:32:31 AM  
I could never be a samba judge, because you'll never know who's a man or a woman
 
2012-02-17 09:33:47 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This just in... Women with naturally large breasts, often have a more robust body shape.


This just in: No shiat. That's why I used the modifier "disproportionately." As in her hips are unusually large for her body type.

gsiofa: Studman


I didn't say she was unattractive. Just that her hips looked oddly large. To me it looks like they took the hips of a larger woman and grafted them onto a smaller framed woman.
 
2012-02-17 09:42:57 AM  

Honest Bender: To me it looks like they took the hips of a larger woman and grafted them onto a smaller framed woman.


That particular body type provides a competitive advantage for Latin ballroom dance. The style emphasizes hip movement. Samba is one of the faster styles in Latin, and is notorious for hip movement.

She's not that far off proportional at least. I'd hit it, but I'm not known for my high standards.

/wife makes me watch dance shows
//at least they have scantily clad women in peak physical condition
 
2012-02-17 10:19:30 AM  
Ahhh! I'm more freaked out by her costume-the see-through over the boobs combined with the beading makes it look like that photoshopped lotus nipple picture.

\Still pretty modest for Samba, though.
\\ Does the sex crime rate go up (no pun intended!) during Samba? Women running around near naked except for some glitter and feathers, etc. Has to hard (okay, this one is intended) for regular guys, let alone rapists/creepers. Or is everyone just having sex, so it's no big deal?
 
2012-02-17 10:30:18 AM  

Honest Bender: That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?


Yes.
 
2012-02-17 10:42:19 AM  

Honest Bender: gsiofa: Studman

I didn't say she was unattractive. Just that her hips looked oddly large. To me it looks like they took the hips of a larger woman and grafted them onto a smaller framed woman.


I stand by my post.
 
2012-02-17 11:32:56 AM  

ranak: A GIS for queen of the drums found this:

[media.lonelyplanet.com image 400x600]

/Someone's been playing WoW


that's a pretty awesome costume
 
2012-02-17 12:44:05 PM  
So I'm at work. Is this bookmark-worthy?
 
2012-02-17 01:26:17 PM  

DSF6969: So I'm at work. Is this bookmark-worthy?


Not unless something drastically changes.
 
2012-02-17 02:39:10 PM  
sur is studman in here
 
2012-02-17 02:55:19 PM  

abhorrent1: sur is studman in here


Hey didn't call her ugly. They did in fact call her attractive.

They did, however, ask wtf was with the pic. Because the angle is wierd.

AND FOR farkS SAKE not falling over yourself to say a chick is the hottest thing you've ever seen and that you jizzed 14 times a second before opening the file does not equate to a motherfarking studman.
 
2012-02-17 03:50:44 PM  
LUCITE BREAST COVERS
 
2012-02-17 04:37:03 PM  
I say it now:

Rio 2016 Olympics

Best. Opening. Ceremonies. Ever.
 
2012-02-17 04:42:12 PM  

I shiat you not, asses this wide

pdberger.com

 
2012-02-17 05:36:59 PM  
What do you call the bumps around a woman's nipple?

It's Braille for "Lick here!"

\be here all week
 
2012-02-17 06:06:06 PM  

Honest Bender: That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?


I hate to be the one to break it to you, seeing as how we're related, but it appears you've caught teh ghey :(
 
2012-02-17 06:40:04 PM  
to paraphrase a guy i used to work with

after visiting rio during carnival, mardi gras doesn't shock him too much
 
2012-02-17 07:36:11 PM  

kroonermanblack: AND FOR farkS SAKE not falling over yourself to say a chick is the hottest thing you've ever seen and that you jizzed 14 times a second before opening the file does not equate to a motherfarking studman.


This. I mean, we drive memes into the ground around here, but studman is easily the most overused. It makes beer and music snobbery pale in comparison, and that's saying a whole fark of a lot.
 
2012-02-17 08:48:26 PM  
Feynman's affinity for Samba competition suddenly makes a lot more sense. I mean, look at the drums on that one.
 
2012-02-17 09:42:52 PM  

Bender The Offender: Honest Bender: That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?

I hate to be the one to break it to you, seeing as how we're related, but it appears you've caught teh ghey :(


Heeey Bender. I think you might want to double check your gaydar.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-17 10:55:06 PM  

Honest Bender: Bender The Offender: Honest Bender: That chick has a nice rack and all, but am I the only one who thinks her hips are a bit disproportionately... wide?

I hate to be the one to break it to you, seeing as how we're related, but it appears you've caught teh ghey :(

Heeey Bender. I think you might want to double check your gaydar.

[i39.tinypic.com image 512x384]


You could be getting interference from a gay weather balloon
 
2012-02-17 11:17:50 PM  

LadyMech: Ahhh! I'm more freaked out by her costume-the see-through over the boobs combined with the beading makes it look like that photoshopped lotus nipple picture.

\Still pretty modest for Samba, though.
\\ Does the sex crime rate go up (no pun intended!) during Samba? Women running around near naked except for some glitter and feathers, etc. Has to hard (okay, this one is intended) for regular guys, let alone rapists/creepers. Or is everyone just having sex, so it's no big deal?


I'm moderately sure the sex rate goes up around that time. The rape rate I'm going to go out on a limb and say is pretty much a constant. There is a precentage of guys that don't hear no and then the rest of us.
 
2012-02-18 09:24:16 AM  

phlegmmo: For most of the year these judges don't get much tympani.


TRIPLE WORD SCORE!
 
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