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(Yahoo)   While republicans debate about the best way to use a vagina, Obama is rolling toward a blowout win with over 300 electoral votes   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 171
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2012-02-16 06:44:28 PM
No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...
 
2012-02-16 06:51:34 PM

LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions.


www.cultreviews.com
 
2012-02-16 06:53:58 PM

LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...


Nah, I'm sure Santorum will easily win with..... hahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, I couldn't finish that one.
 
2012-02-16 06:59:12 PM
Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.
 
2012-02-16 07:06:13 PM
Even more if Obama holds Florida.

Nominate Santorum and find out.....
 
2012-02-16 07:09:28 PM

LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...


TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.


Did you two write all of the comments on that Yahoo page? My god those people are flat out stupid.
 
2012-02-16 07:29:17 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...

TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.

Did you two write all of the comments on that Yahoo page? My god those people are flat out stupid.


Thank you for calling me stupid. You're a scholar and a gentleman. Well done. Ad hominem comments are a sign of breeding and education.
 
2012-02-16 07:29:30 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Did you two write all of the comments on that Yahoo page? My god those people are flat out stupid.


Wow. So much butthurt.
 
2012-02-16 07:31:11 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Thank you for calling me stupid.


He didn't call you stupid, he implied you were stupid, stupid.
 
2012-02-16 07:34:13 PM

Sleeping Monkey: TheDumbBlonde: Thank you for calling me stupid.

He didn't call you stupid, he implied you were stupid, stupid.


You're a lovely human. How burdensome is that arrogance? Not too much I hope.
 
2012-02-16 07:35:59 PM

TheDumbBlonde: You're a lovely human. How burdensome is that arrogance? Not too much I hope.


You get used to it.
 
2012-02-16 07:36:59 PM

Sleeping Monkey: He didn't call you stupid, he implied you were stupid, stupid.


Just implied? Guess I will have to try harder next time...
 
2012-02-16 07:43:44 PM
What does Nate Silver predict?
 
2012-02-16 07:44:36 PM

Sleeping Monkey: TheDumbBlonde: You're a lovely human. How burdensome is that arrogance? Not too much I hope.

You get used to it.


Like herpes.

Torgo_of_Manos: Sleeping Monkey: He didn't call you stupid, he implied you were stupid, stupid.

Just implied? Guess I will have to try harder next time...


I bet you try real hard, Champ.
 
2012-02-16 07:45:25 PM

simplicimus: What does Nate Silver predict?


The Fundamentals Now Favor Obama (new window)
 
2012-02-16 07:45:50 PM

LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...


Want to know how I know you don't know the definition of "data"?
 
2012-02-16 07:50:35 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Sleeping Monkey: TheDumbBlonde: You're a lovely human. How burdensome is that arrogance? Not too much I hope.

You get used to it.

Like herpes.

Torgo_of_Manos: Sleeping Monkey: He didn't call you stupid, he implied you were stupid, stupid.

Just implied? Guess I will have to try harder next time...

I bet you try real hard, Champ.


www.independentopposition.com

Make sure you get it.
 
2012-02-16 07:51:47 PM
And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.
 
2012-02-16 07:52:57 PM

cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.


Yes, we'd all be better off with Ralph Nader having run the show for the last decade.
 
2012-02-16 07:53:23 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Sleeping Monkey: TheDumbBlonde: You're a lovely human. How burdensome is that arrogance? Not too much I hope.

You get used to it.

Like herpes.

Torgo_of_Manos: Sleeping Monkey: He didn't call you stupid, he implied you were stupid, stupid.

Just implied? Guess I will have to try harder next time...

I bet you try real hard, Champ.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-02-16 07:54:35 PM

cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.


but enough about 2004.
 
2012-02-16 07:56:31 PM

cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.


Who's a third party candidate?
 
2012-02-16 07:59:12 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: simplicimus: What does Nate Silver predict?

The Fundamentals Now Favor Obama (new window)


Thanks.
 
2012-02-16 08:05:02 PM

cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.


You want to think that through? A 3rd party president, without downstream candidates, would be ineffectual. With downstream candidates, we'd be in a parliamentary system.
 
2012-02-16 08:06:02 PM

kronicfeld: cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.

Yes, we'd all be better off with Ralph Nader having run the show for the last decade.


Or supporting Trump this time around.
 
2012-02-16 08:06:18 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.


Are Republicans ever going to get around to a jobs bill with laser like focus? Or, are they too interested in your vagina?
 
2012-02-16 08:11:47 PM

djkutch: TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.

Are Republicans ever going to get around to a jobs bill with laser like focus? Or, are they too interested in your vagina?


Well, maybe there's a way to combine the two.
 
2012-02-16 08:15:31 PM
i1093.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-16 08:33:28 PM

Sleeping Monkey: cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.

Who's a third party candidate?




Link (new window)
 
2012-02-16 08:41:27 PM

violentsalvation: Sleeping Monkey: cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.

Who's a third party candidate?



Link (new window)


He seems like a lite Ron Paul.

Why is that Libertarians only seem to exist as Republicans? Or, former Republicans?
 
2012-02-16 08:57:22 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I bet you try real hard, Champ.


Yes I do, there Chief, yes I do.
 
2012-02-16 10:24:17 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Torgo_of_Manos: LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...

TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.

Did you two write all of the comments on that Yahoo page? My god those people are flat out stupid.

Thank you for calling me stupid. You're a scholar and a gentleman. Well done. Ad hominem comments are a sign of breeding and education.


Ah, so you're confirming it was you, then. Good to know.
 
2012-02-16 10:27:43 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-16 10:29:32 PM
Romney: The only chance the GOP has at not getting completely blown out of the water in November.
 
2012-02-16 10:31:45 PM
Here is the problem, and it works in the GOP's advantage.
If everyone assumes he will win, then there is a risk of fewer people voting for him, which actually decreases his chances.

the only counter balance to this is if the GOP actually pisses off enough people that the run to the poles to vote agains them.

Having said all that, the mere mention of a landslide this early has me doubting it will happen if for no other reason than Murphy's law.
 
2012-02-16 10:31:53 PM
And Republicans will control Congress and nothing will get done for another 4 years.
 
2012-02-16 10:32:01 PM
"But the data--based on a prediction engine created by Yahoo! scientists"

We have top men working on it right now, top... men...
 
2012-02-16 10:32:14 PM
I'm sure this type of polling (and I'd bet a dollar the GOP has MUCH more extensive internal polling) has nothing whatsoever to do with Romney, Santorum, and Paul deciding not to debate on CNN March 1st.

Just an AMAZING coincidence.
 
2012-02-16 10:32:28 PM
I really don't think many Republicans use a vagina for anything.
 
2012-02-16 10:33:19 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.


Of all the candidates currently in the running, do you honestly think Obama is the most likely to crown himself Emperor?
 
2012-02-16 10:33:30 PM
Don't worry, tards. Just keep farking that birth control chicken. I'm sure that moderates will be lining up around the block to vote for 15th century Catholic sexual repression.
 
2012-02-16 10:34:08 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Torgo_of_Manos: LordZorch: No data, lots of assumptions. The only thing "Obvious" is that the submitter is a 'tard...

TheDumbBlonde: Obviously Obama will win and be crowned King. This is good news.

Did you two write all of the comments on that Yahoo page? My god those people are flat out stupid.

Thank you for calling me stupid. You're a scholar and a gentleman. Well done. Ad hominem comments are a sign of breeding and education.


Calling you stupid would be redundant, given your name.
 
2012-02-16 10:34:55 PM
I just got a call for a survey promising a 'free cruise to the Bahamas" I said I was a Republican who approved of Obama.
 
2012-02-16 10:35:41 PM
While I'd like to believe these predictions are correct, it is hard to take seriously any article which contains the following sentence:

David Rothschild is an economist at Yahoo Labs.
 
2012-02-16 10:36:13 PM

djkutch: violentsalvation: Sleeping Monkey: cman: And another 4 years down the shiatter because Americans are morons and wont vote for 3rd party candidates.

Who's a third party candidate?



Link (new window)

He seems like a lite Ron Paul.

Why is that Libertarians only seem to exist as Republicans? Or, former Republicans?


It's less embarassing than admitting to being a Republican nowadays.
Back in 2007, the Libertarian rolls swelled dramatically.

Basically, most self-proclaimed Libertarians are just Republicans that are now willing to compromise on weed.
 
2012-02-16 10:38:34 PM
Yes, most projections right now have Obama winning handily. However, a lot can happen to an economy in 10 months, especially with all of the crap going on in Europe the possibility of high gas prices this summer.

/ Whenever people start claiming it'll be a slam-dunk, I get really nervous.
 
2012-02-16 10:38:42 PM
Here's what I think is currently the most likely situation for the presidential election:

- Santorum uses strong performances in Ohio and Michigan as a springboard to win the GOP nomination,
- The economy continues to grow and recover from the Great Recession, leading the GOP to focus more on social issues,
- Obama support among minorities and women skyrockets thanks to an opposition candidate who wants to treat them as property and unworthy of rights,
- The debates show a confident Obama wiping the floor with Santorum (the person, not the frothy substance) and leads him to break even with the other major demographics, and
- Obama marches to a 1964-like victory, swings the House to the Dems, and keeps the GOP to a 2-person lead in the Senate.
 
2012-02-16 10:39:19 PM
I'm worried.

The Republicans obviously aren't even trying to win the election.

I think they're focusing their dark powers somewhere else while everyone is distracted.
 
2012-02-16 10:40:53 PM

indylaw: Don't worry, tards. Just keep farking that birth control chicken. I'm sure that moderates will be lining up around the block to vote for 15th century Catholic sexual repression.


If you don't want 15th century Catholic sexual repression as you call it, don't work for the Catholic church. No one is stopping any other business from providing the health care policy that they wish to their employees...expect for the Obama Administration.
 
2012-02-16 10:41:13 PM
This is the scariest lol that anyone has ever loled. WTF Indeed is trying to skip out on the beer he owes me by working to get Santorum the nomination.

k.wigflip.com
 
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