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		Hey Ceiling Cat, the Denver airport - really? Hey mods, how about spreading the Sherpies around a bit and giving me the green this week? (thedenverchannel.com)		1115
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OlderGuy		2012-02-17 09:02:24 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA.

Whatever you are drinking or smoking, do not want....

spinach gunk		2012-02-17 09:06:53 PM

quantum_jellyroll		2012-02-17 09:07:04 PM

yobbery:
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA.

Wrong tab....you want the one to the left.

QFT

sherpa18		2012-02-17 09:08:55 PM

yobbery: sherpa18: Only YOU know what is normal for them. If you sense that something is wrong, don't hesitate - take them to the vet. You may just be saving their life. THIS, THIS, and furthermore THIS! Any vet worth his or her salt will also tell you the same thing.

I knew that you agree - and yes, while most vets will tell you the same thing, the majority of people tend to be reluctant to act not only about their pets, but about their own health... seriously people, if you even suspect that something is not quite right with your furrball or yourself - don't wait until it might be to late ... get help!. Better safe than sorry.

i415.photobucket.com

/ and there is always the chance that you will get the good stuff :o)

spinach gunk		2012-02-17 09:09:53 PM

Sickapie		2012-02-17 09:10:08 PM

quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA.

Wrong tab....you want the one to the left.
[reneau.smugmug.com image 640x259]

QFT

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA!

spinach gunk		2012-02-17 09:12:04 PM

sherpa18		2012-02-17 09:16:30 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA.

i415.photobucket.com

spinach gunk		2012-02-17 09:18:20 PM

quantum_jellyroll		2012-02-17 09:22:55 PM

yobbery:
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA.

Wrong tab....you want the one to the left.

QFT²

yobbery		2012-02-17 09:26:31 PM

John Buck 41		2012-02-17 09:32:46 PM

sherpa18		2012-02-17 09:35:04 PM

quantum_jellyroll: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA. Wrong tab....you want the one to the left. QFT
quantum_jellyroll: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: QFT2

i415.photobucket.com

/ must not giggle...or spit food on my keyboard

yobbery		2012-02-17 09:38:54 PM

quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA.

Wrong tab....you want the one to the left.
i211.photobucket.com

QFT³

Sickapie		2012-02-17 09:41:06 PM

sherpa18: quantum_jellyroll: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a chronic masturbator, I got a kick out of TFA. Wrong tab....you want the one to the left. QFT
quantum_jellyroll: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: QFT2

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/ must not giggle...or spit food on my keyboard

c'mon. ya know you want to...

Sickapie		2012-02-17 09:43:36 PM

redjoy1965		2012-02-17 09:44:21 PM

quantum_jellyroll: Something new from Jorgen Labs...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 640x427]

OMG!! QJ, you are 'the bomb'

Sickapie		2012-02-17 09:46:06 PM

redjoy1965		2012-02-17 09:46:16 PM

ya gotta sleep sometime: I's no longer a green virgin! It itches!!!!! And burns!!!!!

Oh my!!! I hope you have the anti-dote!!

redjoy1965		2012-02-17 09:52:23 PM

quantum_jellyroll: A girl with a cute little kitten, on the dairy farm...

Link (pops like an overfull milking machine)

Wow!! Not sure what FARM you visited....but of all the dairy farms I've been to (Texas, Indiana, Ohio, Missouri, Kansas, Iowa and Nebraska) I have never seen that kind of of kitten. Is that a special breed, perchance?

akimbotoo		2012-02-17 09:56:48 PM

sherpa18: akimbotoo: Sickapie: I twisted my ankle yesterday. Won't know until Moansday probably if it's broken. That sucks! .... I have done the same thing approximately yearly for nearly 50 years. No fun.

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/ you have broken your ankle at least once a year for 50 years?

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.

No, I have sprained my ankle nearly every year actually for close to 54 years. Sorry about that. Actually only broke it once. That was enough. The fracture actually hurt a lot more than the sprains. I was chanting the "f" word up until the nurse gave me the morphine shot. I was afraid that I had used up my lifetime supply of the "f" word, but a friend said that he had a bunch I could use because he would never use up his allotment.

akimbotoo		2012-02-17 10:02:08 PM

spinach gunk: quantum_jellyroll: Politics brings out the worst in political opponents...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 478x494]

I'm going to go make myself a cup of coffee now, so I can read that again, and snork coffee all over my laptop this time. :D

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Nice job on the date, btw... is my 20-yr reunion this year! I has an old. :op

Still a baby! My 40th was last year and no, I did not go. I married the only person I wanted to stay in touch with. :D

The Ice Queen		2012-02-17 10:06:33 PM

akimbotoo: sherpa18: akimbotoo: Sickapie: I twisted my ankle yesterday. Won't know until Moansday probably if it's broken. That sucks! .... I have done the same thing approximately yearly for nearly 50 years. No fun.

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/ you have broken your ankle at least once a year for 50 years?

[i415.photobucket.com image 500x375]
.

No, I have sprained my ankle nearly every year actually for close to 54 years. Sorry about that. Actually only broke it once. That was enough. The fracture actually hurt a lot more than the sprains. I was chanting the "f" word up until the nurse gave me the morphine shot. I was afraid that I had used up my lifetime supply of the "f" word, but a friend said that he had a bunch I could use because he would never use up his allotment.

I did that a few weeks ago when I broke my thumb. Was even swearing in German :p

akimbotoo		2012-02-17 10:07:01 PM

yobbery: L33t Squirrel: CrankyAndi: The doggie is Hoover. I changed his name. Mikey wasn't right. Hoover is. The other dog is now named Dyson.

For small dogs, those names are quite appropriate. Whenever the dogs were in the kitchen, snuffling about for scraps and dropped food, my step-mom called it "barkuming." :)

Also, hurrah to hear that it was only a hairball and nothing else that plagued Biscuit! I guess that you can still continue to have jawbreakers, yes?

Not for long....I'm having a bone cyst extracted (excavated?, drilled out?) from my jaw next Friday morning. So I'll be a drugged out jaw breaker-less mess next caturday.
/I hope I'll be able to at least enjoy next caturday. I have no idea what to expect.

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Make sure you get the good drugs. That way you won't care! Even if you don't need them immediately, you don't want to find out Friday night that the pain is a lot worse than you thought it would be. Good luck with the visit and I hope it feels better soon after.

OlderGuy		2012-02-17 10:07:46 PM

Lady Luck rides with both of you.. many happy years ahead......

yobbery		2012-02-17 10:16:32 PM

laulaja		2012-02-17 10:18:34 PM

Rather thought it must be sprain an ankle ~ once a yr for ~50. Breaks used to take too long to heal.

Snow leopard that came in a World Wildlife Fund e-mailing today. Link (new window) Having at a linkie for a slideshow including a vid of snow leopards, hope it worx. If it does indeed, it's hoped you all enjoy.

GGracie		2012-02-17 10:20:15 PM

Thank you Caturday.
You give me reason to live.
God Bless You!
Much pain here

yobbery		2012-02-17 10:22:07 PM

Sickapie		2012-02-17 10:26:09 PM

The Ice Queen: akimbotoo: sherpa18: akimbotoo: Sickapie: I twisted my ankle yesterday. Won't know until Moansday probably if it's broken. That sucks! .... I have done the same thing approximately yearly for nearly 50 years. No fun.

[i415.photobucket.com image 600x600]
/ you have broken your ankle at least once a year for 50 years?

[i415.photobucket.com image 500x375]
.

No, I have sprained my ankle nearly every year actually for close to 54 years. Sorry about that. Actually only broke it once. That was enough. The fracture actually hurt a lot more than the sprains. I was chanting the "f" word up until the nurse gave me the morphine shot. I was afraid that I had used up my lifetime supply of the "f" word, but a friend said that he had a bunch I could use because he would never use up his allotment.

I did that a few weeks ago when I broke my thumb. Was even swearing in German :p

Oh, enlighten us! I know some swear words in Italian I could share. :oD

Sickapie		2012-02-17 10:28:44 PM

GGracie: Thank you Caturday.
You give me reason to live.
God Bless You!
Much pain here

:( If you'd like to share, you're in the right place. We're here to listen when you're ready.

professional_vampire		2012-02-17 10:31:35 PM

Goodnight, all. Gotta go through the Black Gates in the morning (don't like big spiders) so I must sleep. See you all tomorrow.

Sickapie		2012-02-17 10:38:46 PM

konekosama		2012-02-17 10:39:07 PM

akimbotoo: spinach gunk: quantum_jellyroll: Politics brings out the worst in political opponents...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 478x494]

I'm going to go make myself a cup of coffee now, so I can read that again, and snork coffee all over my laptop this time. :D

[i870.photobucket.com image 447x586]

Nice job on the date, btw... is my 20-yr reunion this year! I has an old. :op

Still a baby! My 40th was last year and no, I did not go. I married the only person I wanted to stay in touch with. :D

lol. i just married my high school sweetheart. and it only took my 15 years to get him...

Sickapie		2012-02-17 10:40:29 PM

Debby7813		2012-02-17 10:41:00 PM

Wow! What an action-packed Caturday! And it's only Friday night.

Yobbery: Great to hear that Bisquit is going to be fine. I guess he'll have to start getting some sort of lube to help with those hairballs. My Sadie solves that problem by horking them up at regular intervals; usually on my dining room chairs. Ick.

JohnBuck41: My condolences on the passing of your aunt.

Sickapie: OUCH! Sorry to hear about the ankle; that sucks! Cats are SO dangerous. My daughter tripped over one of ours while running to answer the door, and ended up cracking a bone in her forearm (about 12-13 years ago).

Yougottasleepsometime: Congrats on your first case of Sherpies!

///nmc, nmc

Sickapie		2012-02-17 10:41:11 PM

Sickapie		2012-02-17 10:42:14 PM

akimbotoo		2012-02-17 10:50:00 PM

konekosama: akimbotoo: spinach gunk: quantum_jellyroll: Politics brings out the worst in political opponents...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 478x494]

I'm going to go make myself a cup of coffee now, so I can read that again, and snork coffee all over my laptop this time. :D

[i870.photobucket.com image 447x586]

Nice job on the date, btw... is my 20-yr reunion this year! I has an old. :op

Still a baby! My 40th was last year and no, I did not go. I married the only person I wanted to stay in touch with. :D

lol. i just married my high school sweetheart. and it only took my 15 years to get him...

Cool! I was always going out with other people in high school so we didn't go out until 6 months after we graduated. Knew on our second date we would be getting married, but figured we should get to know each other better first.

laulaja		2012-02-17 10:59:54 PM

GGracie typed above,
Thank you Caturday. You give me reason to live. God Bless You! Much pain here on separate lines.
Kind & supportive thoughts being beamed in your direction. Hope we can help....
i41.tinypic.com

catmandu		2012-02-17 11:02:19 PM

I am gone a whole day and look what happens:

Yobbery: I am so glad Bisquit will be fine! We definitely need those embarrasing bare belly pictures

JohnBuck41: My condolences on the loss of your aunt.

Sickapie: OUCH! I am feeling more and more guilty that I started the boo boos. I hope you heal fast!

i283.photobucket.com

L33t Squirrel		2012-02-17 11:06:28 PM

akimbotoo: Still a baby! My 40th was last year and no, I did not go. I married the only person I wanted to stay in touch with. :D

Mine was in 2009, assuming that they actually held one. I, nor any of my friends with whom I stay in touch, got any notification of any kind, so I assume that nothing happened. Besides, like most of you, I'm still talking to those I want to talk to! ...Or they found me on FB years later, and I replied to their invites weeks later. (It's a hideous site and I limit my exposure. Besides, there's nothing there I want or need.) Though I admit that the hubby and I might be interested in a 20- or 25-year reunion, just to gloat: "Hi, remember me? I'm Major Squirrel, U.S. Army, and this is my husband, Doctor Squirrel, P.H.D." :D

Debby7813: Yobbery: Great to hear that Bisquit is going to be fine. I guess he'll have to start getting some sort of lube to help with those hairballs. My Sadie solves that problem by horking them up at regular intervals; usually on my dining room chairs. Ick.

Now that the boys have discovered The Great Outdoors, they're supplementing their diet of kibble with the backyard lawn. This works out because they end up barfing it up out there later on, preventing hairballs and stuff. They already loved the kitty-grass that we bought for them when they were indoor-only, so it was sorta natural when we moved. Though I swear that Sonny is half-sheep with how he effing DEVOURED the grass-pots. Case in point, pics of grass a half-hour after we brought it home, and a full hour:

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It was hilarious watching them go at it from either side at the same time. Silly boys!

yobbery		2012-02-17 11:07:10 PM

yobbery: Wiener Dog?
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You know? After thinking about it...even though it's a dog something about that pic just ain't' right. so before I go to bed I want to change it to a link and tag as possibly NSFW (new window)

laulaja		2012-02-17 11:12:17 PM

Tnx Youse Guize who remember to votey for the thread. Those who haven't who like it, why not, unless you just forgot???
All the Feline Overlords have been fed, time for me to seek the sack. On that note, F# or Gb which are one & the same, I'll wish you all a goody-night.

Should figure a way to fix this to "All dun Pre-Caturday" since the Real Accept No Substitutes Genuine Caturday is tomorrow & the 2 days following. But not tonight. zzzzzzzz

spinach gunk		2012-02-17 11:15:34 PM

konekosama: akimbotoo: Still a baby! My 40th was last year and no, I did not go. I married the only person I wanted to stay in touch with. :D

lol. i just married my high school sweetheart. and it only took my 15 years to get him...

Aww, that's sweet. Congratulations!

Yeah, pretty much anyone from high school I remotely cared to stay in contact with is on my Facebook. Most of my friends were a year or two older or younger than me so I wouldn't see them at a reunion anyway. And all my favourite teachers are sadly deceased. :( So, screw it.

A good success story though, my high school sweetheart, a nerdy computer genius who had the shiat beaten out of him on a regular basis by big mean stupid students, now lives in California and makes 6 figures a year programming for Apple. He has a great wife and 2 fantastic little kids. We still talk to each other every now and then. I am proud to be able to call him my friend. :)

This was our cat Sparky, who I last heard still lives with his mom in a nice rural area nearby. Sparky will be pushing 20 by now! She was (and probably still is) a good girl.

quantum_jellyroll		2012-02-17 11:30:01 PM

GGracie:
Thank you Caturday.
You give me reason to live.
God Bless You!
Much pain here

Well then, pull up a chair and sit a while!
/You might want to sit a couple seats over from The First Four BS Albums
//Also, you might not want to look him in the eye. He apparently arouses easily.

Have a cookie...

www.worldsbestbakery.com

spinach gunk		2012-02-17 11:44:02 PM

GGracie: Thank you Caturday.
You give me reason to live.
God Bless You!
Much pain here

We're here for you.

Pineapples		2012-02-17 11:45:06 PM

To little Biscuit:

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akimbotoo		2012-02-18 12:50:12 AM

Well, the feral momma cat at my office has been spayed! Yay! She is still very shy and stays under a towel nearly all of the time, but I have great hopes for this sweet girl who just needs someone to love her and be patient with her. Here is the picture I took right after I caught her:

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Hop Along Cattiday		2012-02-18 01:02:49 AM

BIG Mama Bear HUGS and Warm Healing Loving Thoughts going out to Alien and Everyone else Not Feeling Up to ~~Par~~ Purr this Caturday Weekend! Scritches for Biscuit and hoping that all went well with his surgery!

My Last Kitteh BlackJack got an obstruction that was combination Hairball and Carpet Fibers from Brand New Apt Complex Rugs. He didn't have to have surgery but it took a full week of enemas and ipicac to get rid of the golfball size mass...Needless to say he was Not Fond of going to the Vet or even getting in the Pet Carrier after that...He was a Free Kitteh, but by the end of the first year cost me over $1K in Vet Bills! However after that Monster Hairball I had the Pleasure of his company for another 12 years after that:)

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