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(CNBC)   UBS ejects traders. It is now safe to remove your traders from your computer   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, UBS, Swiss bank, BBA LIBOR, traders, Deutsche Bank  
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1322 clicks; posted to Business » on 16 Feb 2012 at 12:06 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-02-16 10:21:36 AM  


*error sound*
2012-02-16 12:24:56 PM  
"Wait, why isn't my USB drive showing up in My Computer?"

"Did you eject it last time you took it out?"


[Heated stare]

"What? You don't need to eject thumb drives."

"Well, if you didn't save your files somewhere else, they're now gone."

2012-02-16 02:38:34 PM  
LIBOR was always a crock of shiat.

a completely made up figure. it is cullision among banks to fix prices, with little basis on actual market transactions.

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2012-02-16 07:24:36 PM  
This headline is growing on me. Potential to make HOTY preliminary rounds.
2012-02-16 09:19:45 PM  
UBS, the station that puts U before the BS!

2012-02-16 10:54:17 PM  
I lol'd.

A lot.
2012-02-17 01:36:31 AM  
This trader can perform faster
This UBS trader can perform faster if you connect it to a Hi-Speed UBS 2.0 port.
For a list of available ports, click here.
2012-02-17 01:19:15 PM  
Damn it! I left my trader in my pants and it went through the wash!

/throws trader in a container full of rice
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