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(Some Guy)   Apparently CPAC was full of trollops and whoors and is called 'The Mardi Gras of the Right'. Well, there were a lot of boobs openly displayed, so bring beads next year   (damndirtyrino.com) divider line 57
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2012-02-16 08:40:38 AM
Ummm... What kind of beads?
 
2012-02-16 08:57:47 AM

NewportBarGuy: Ummm... What kind of beads?


I suppose that depends on who's delivering the keynote.

Palin = diamonds no one can afford
Limbaugh = anal
 
2012-02-16 09:15:14 AM
Eh... I was more repulsed by the presence of the likes of the John Birch Society and Peter Brimelow. At least whores provide a useful service to the public.
 
2012-02-16 09:55:41 AM
The Mardi Gras of the Right'

Do they have parades?

depts.washington.edu

Oh.
 
2012-02-16 10:17:47 AM
I was dismayed to see how many of them either looked frumpish or like two-bit whores.

There's no pleasing some people.
 
2012-02-16 10:33:11 AM
whoors?
 
2012-02-16 10:56:57 AM
Otherwise known as Derpcon 2012.
 
2012-02-16 10:58:27 AM
 
2012-02-16 11:10:23 AM
FAMILY VALUES GODDAMMIT!!!
 
2012-02-16 11:18:22 AM
Hate F**ckfest 2012
 
2012-02-16 11:19:55 AM
I understand the line for the men's restroom was unusually long.
 
2012-02-16 11:21:20 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?


I read it in the voice of Lewis Black.
 
2012-02-16 11:23:43 AM
Don't blame the women for dressing that way at CPAC. Blame the people who ordered them.
 
2012-02-16 11:24:28 AM
How else do you expect a woman to get noticed in a room full of gay men? They're at a Beard Audition. They have to dress up.
 
2012-02-16 11:25:32 AM
Huzzah for trollops and whores!
 
2012-02-16 11:25:57 AM
Man. I never went to CPAC, but I lived right next to the hotel that hosts it. Never got any floozie action while they were in town. Maybe I was doing something wrong (probably).
 
2012-02-16 11:27:02 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?

I read it in the voice of Lewis Black.


or danny devito in "always sunny" -- seriously, he has the best "hoooooers" vocalization i've ever heard.
 
2012-02-16 11:28:24 AM

Quel: Man. I never went to CPAC, but I lived right next to the hotel that hosts it. Never got any floozie action while they were in town. Maybe I was doing something wrong (probably).


For one thing, you weren't going after men...
 
2012-02-16 11:28:35 AM
I am more than a bit shocked by the young men at CPAC this year who just seemingly refuse to grow up or act their age. More troubling, while in 2005 it seemed to be just college kids, as the years have passed it is not just the 18 to 21 year old set, but the twenty and thirty somethings who just can't seem to grow up. It's like they started out at CPAC this way in college and each year at their CPAC reunion descend back to their freshman year rush week.

Wait, you mean young Republican frat boys never grow up? I'm shocked I tell you!
 
2012-02-16 11:28:36 AM

CapnBlues: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?

I read it in the voice of Lewis Black.

or danny devito in "always sunny" -- seriously, he has the best "hoooooers" vocalization i've ever heard.


Awesome compilation! (new window)
 
2012-02-16 11:28:43 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?


Pretty sure that is the official N'Yawk pronunciation.
 
2012-02-16 11:29:34 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?

I read it in the voice of Lewis Black.


I read it like that Sopranos scene in the strip club parking lot.
 
2012-02-16 11:30:43 AM

CapnBlues: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?

I read it in the voice of Lewis Black.

or danny devito in "always sunny" -- seriously, he has the best "hoooooers" vocalization i've ever heard.


Ah yes, that one too.
 
2012-02-16 11:33:17 AM
Subby's blog is merely ok.
 
2012-02-16 11:33:55 AM
I am curious, is there a liberal equivalent to CPAC? Because if there is I have never heard of it.
 
2012-02-16 11:36:43 AM
CPAC is the breeding cruising ground for the next generation of Larry Craigs.

wonkette.com
 
2012-02-16 11:37:23 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?


They were the unruly neighbors to the moops.
 
2012-02-16 11:43:44 AM

heavymetal: I am curious, is there a liberal equivalent to CPAC? Because if there is I have never heard of it.


Gathering of the Juggalos?
 
2012-02-16 11:47:25 AM

heavymetal: I am curious, is there a liberal equivalent to CPAC? Because if there is I have never heard of it.


If you ask the CPAC attendees, the answer is probably "everywhere but CPAC"

/siege mentality
 
2012-02-16 11:51:18 AM
they got a ferris wheel this year...
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-16 11:55:18 AM
Sluts? Pics or GTFO.
 
2012-02-16 11:59:12 AM

heavymetal: I am curious, is there a liberal equivalent to CPAC? Because if there is I have never heard of it.


Netroots Nation.
 
2012-02-16 12:14:14 PM

moops: CPAC is the breeding cruising ground for the next generation of Larry Craigs.

[wonkette.com image 494x508]


Larry Craigslist?
 
2012-02-16 12:17:16 PM

heavymetal: I am curious, is there a liberal equivalent to CPAC? Because if there is I have never heard of it.


Decemberist concert.
 
2012-02-16 12:20:34 PM
Boobs? Why would the men at CPAC be interested in boobs?

I'd like to quote a lovely turn of phrase from an old thread: "The bathrooms must have more toe-tapping action than the set of Riverdance."
 
2012-02-16 12:24:59 PM

theorellior: Boobs? Why would the men at CPAC be interested in boobs?


They have to nominate SOMEONE...
 
2012-02-16 12:31:06 PM
DDR just isn't run by the sort of people who attend a whole lot of bake sales or ice cream socials. It's headed up by a smoking, drinking, cursing, hard rock listening, babe-ogling, beer pong playing, belching, Kentucky redneck.

Drew?
 
2012-02-16 12:31:07 PM

Arkanaut: moops: CPAC is the breeding cruising ground for the next generation of Larry Craigs.

[wonkette.com image 494x508]

Larry Craigslist?


i13.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-16 12:44:23 PM

heavymetal: I am curious, is there a liberal equivalent to CPAC? Because if there is I have never heard of it.


Closest thing to it might be the Daily Kos yearly convention, but it isn't a mandatory genuflect and kiss the ring stop for aspiring liberal politicians the way CPAC is for the right
 
2012-02-16 12:48:53 PM
Who did the security, Wackenhut?

/snark
 
2012-02-16 01:10:02 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: How else do you expect a woman to get noticed in a room full of gay men? They're at a Beard Audition. They have to dress up.


After seeing the dozens of hook up ads on Craiglist and Rumblr, this is more of a statement of fact than a joke.
 
2012-02-16 01:11:33 PM

theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?

They were the unruly neighbors to the moops.


It's pronounced moors!
 
2012-02-16 01:16:13 PM

moops: theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: whoors?

They were the unruly neighbors to the moops.

It's pronounced moors!


this is the best thing i've seen happen on fark all day. :)
 
2012-02-16 01:54:46 PM
Top 5 CPAC Closeted Republican Craigslist Ads Right Now! (NSFW) (new window) NSFW

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Alexandra Moore

Nearly all are bottoms... Odd how the homophobic 'he-man' talks about how gross 'takin it up the butt' and unnatural it is... but it seems they love it secretly. So far in the closet not only it Narnia but checkin' out Mr. Tumnus

hmm... maybe i could a part time conservative.
 
2012-02-16 02:24:35 PM

neversubmit: Top 5 CPAC Closeted Republican Craigslist Ads Right Now! (NSFW) (new window) NSFW

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Alexandra Moore

Nearly all are bottoms... Odd how the homophobic 'he-man' talks about how gross 'takin it up the butt' and unnatural it is... but it seems they love it secretly. So far in the closet not only it Narnia but checkin' out Mr. Tumnus

hmm... maybe i could a part time conservative.


They're way past checking out Mr. Tumnus, they're so far into Narnia they're about to sail off the edge of the world with Reepicheep.
 
2012-02-16 02:25:09 PM

neversubmit: hmm... maybe i could a part time conservative.


I bet you could get phat banque teaching those bad boys some manners.
 
2012-02-16 02:25:43 PM
Ya spelled "hooers" wrong, subs.
 
2012-02-16 02:26:53 PM
Conservatives have always battled the perception of themselves as uptight bluenoses, the purpose of whose very existence on earth was to ruin everyone else's good time.

As opposed to the Goodtime Charlies of the left, whose purpose on earth is to drag you out of your car and onto public transportation, make you live in high-density manheaps in urban areas, slap the bacon cheeseburger out of your hand, make you raise your kids the way they want you to, control your health care, and in general as William F. Buckley put it, "reach into your shower and adjust the temperature."
 
2012-02-16 02:57:04 PM

jjorsett: Conservatives have always battled the perception of themselves as uptight bluenoses, the purpose of whose very existence on earth was to ruin everyone else's good time.

As opposed to the Goodtime Charlies of the left, whose purpose on earth is to drag you out of your car and onto public transportation, make you live in high-density manheaps in urban areas, slap the bacon cheeseburger out of your hand, make you raise your kids the way they want you to, control your health care, and in general as William F. Buckley put it, "reach into your shower and adjust the temperature."


Awwww... Looks like someone had a rough week at CPAC.

Here ya go:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-02-16 03:03:41 PM

jjorsett: high-density manheaps


upload.wikimedia.org

"Go on....."
 
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