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(Foobies)   Teenager discovers Internet video of her parents at a swinger club. With helpful pic of what "swinging" parents might look like   ( thelocal.de) divider line
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2012-02-16 10:20:21 AM  

rabidarmadillo24: Incidentally, I am dreading the day that some of the things from our stolen laptop come across the computer screen of one of our acquaintances. I don't particularly care, but I know my wife would be humiliated.


She shouldn't. The camera angle was a very flattering one for her.
 
2012-02-16 10:25:59 AM  

bearcats1983: Recently found out that a girl that went to my HS did a brief stint on the Bang Bus and now has her own VERY hardcore site. Interesting to think that someone from my little town "made it big" by getting DP'd on camera.

I didn't know her, she graduated a few years after me. I'm sure she was popular with the guys in her class though.

/csb


hmm....no link...no name.........smells fishy
 
2012-02-16 10:41:23 AM  
It's always awkward when you find out TP doesn't stand for toilet paper in your mother's world.
 
2012-02-16 10:44:45 AM  

dj_spanmaster: Kids should always be told that they weren't the first generation to live life. I'm not sure if I approve of the method, but whatever.


words of wisdom that should be stenciled on walls and printed on bumper stickers.

there are a few choice nuggets in life that should be essentials.
 
2012-02-16 10:49:41 AM  

turtleking: bearcats1983: Recently found out that a girl that went to my HS did a brief stint on the Bang Bus and now has her own VERY hardcore site. Interesting to think that someone from my little town "made it big" by getting DP'd on camera.

I didn't know her, she graduated a few years after me. I'm sure she was popular with the guys in her class though.

/csb

hmm....no link...no name.........smells fishy


Depends on whether they put plastic down over the seats.
 
2012-02-16 10:52:13 AM  

bearcats1983: Recently found out that a girl that went to my HS did a brief stint on the Bang Bus and now has her own VERY hardcore site. Interesting to think that someone from my little town "made it big" by getting DP'd on camera.

I didn't know her, she graduated a few years after me. I'm sure she was popular with the guys in her class though.

/csb


You can't just drop that and not give us enough info to google her! Please provide some means for us to check her out. Thanks!
 
2012-02-16 10:54:39 AM  

BurnShrike: rabidarmadillo24: Incidentally, I am dreading the day that some of the things from our stolen laptop come across the computer screen of one of our acquaintances. I don't particularly care, but I know my wife would be humiliated.

She shouldn't. The camera angle was a very flattering one for her.


img818.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-16 10:59:58 AM  

JerkStore: Is it more or does every single one of the judge's reasons for ruling against the plaintiffs (the parents) seem ass-backwards?

1. We need the daughter to testify, but I don't want to put her through the trauma (so she obviously WAS traumatized, according to the judge)

2. "It was an honest mistake." Well so is leaving a scalpel inside someone's colon, but that shiat happens, too. They're all "honest mistakes." Nobody farks up ON PURPOSE. The point of punitive damages is to make sure not farking up is forefront in people's minds when they're at work.

3. Just pay the plaintiffs' legal fees and a small token fee, because after all, their unpixelated faces probably made you even MORE money than usual. (Yeah, don't share the windfall with the people whose lives you farked over because of your "mistake.")

On the other hand, I really don't think they deserve a cent for their "pain and suffering" and am glad their case got tossed, but the reasons cited seem stupid as hell and completely counter-intuitive.


Whoa, that's some serious kink going on at the swingers' club. Or if it's Sweden, the Svinger Klubben.
 
2012-02-16 11:07:04 AM  

BurnShrike: It's always embarrassing finding a video of your mom being passed around at a party like a joint. Ever wonder why you don't look much like your father?


No, but I'm wondering how you know it's embarrassing.
 
2012-02-16 11:08:55 AM  

Rev. Creflo Baller: BurnShrike: It's always embarrassing finding a video of your mom being passed around at a party like a joint. Ever wonder why you don't look much like your father?

No, but I'm wondering how you know it's embarrassing.


I'm just judging based on how my kids acted when they found the video.

/Just kidding
//Doesn't have kids
///No one's found the video yet either
 
2012-02-16 11:31:29 AM  
The probability of seeing someone at a [nudist|swinger] club is inversely proportionate to the desirability of seeing them there.

/has been to nudist and swinger clubs
//draw your own conclusion
 
2012-02-16 12:05:14 PM  
I thought the side bar story about the chameleon the size of a match head was more interesting.
 
2012-02-16 12:07:53 PM  

Karac: Loren: TNel: How do people accidently see pics of family members on a porn site? I mean there are tons of webpages with tons of pictures the odds are so small that I find it hard to believe that they found it by accident.

It's bound to happen eventually. The odds of any given person seeing such images is remote but there are lots and lots of people. If you have a million people try something that's one in a million there's about a 2/3 chance that someone succeeds.

Well, you also have to consider the details of this particular case. If you're some random person looking for any porn that'll get you off is one thing. If you're a German girl looking for a german schizer video, then the odds of finding on that has your parents in it goes up considerably - you've excluded all porn not originating within a few hundred miles of you.


Well someone posted above me saying they knew someone that saw pics of family in porn I just can't see it happening. I know there are millions of people looking at porn but there are not a million people in my family looking at porn or even a million people that would recognize a particular person that wasn't famous.
 
2012-02-16 12:38:18 PM  

Wellzee: Swingers?...In Germany?!?... You don't say! Really...


It's been done before.

www.terry-posters.com
 
2012-02-16 12:57:29 PM  
But the presiding judge said that in order to proceed with the lawsuit, the girl would have had to appear in court to testify and describe her shock - something he said she should be spared.

Really? Judge just think of how you would be after seeing your parents Farking.
 
2012-02-16 02:57:25 PM  
Why did she go to the swinger club if she was just going to look at Internet videos when she got there?

Then again, I haven't been to one. Probably there aren't a lot of people there attractive enough for a teenaged girl to consider swinging with.
 
2012-02-16 03:09:13 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Why did she go to the swinger club if she was just going to look at Internet videos when she got there?

Then again, I haven't been to one. Probably there aren't a lot of people there attractive enough for a teenaged girl to consider swinging with.


I'm sure she was just curious and wanted to read the articles about the lifestyle, and just happened upon the only pictures of swingers that would lead to a shock.
 
2012-02-16 03:28:03 PM  

TNel: Karac: Loren: TNel: How do people accidently see pics of family members on a porn site? I mean there are tons of webpages with tons of pictures the odds are so small that I find it hard to believe that they found it by accident.

It's bound to happen eventually. The odds of any given person seeing such images is remote but there are lots and lots of people. If you have a million people try something that's one in a million there's about a 2/3 chance that someone succeeds.

Well, you also have to consider the details of this particular case. If you're some random person looking for any porn that'll get you off is one thing. If you're a German girl looking for a german schizer video, then the odds of finding on that has your parents in it goes up considerably - you've excluded all porn not originating within a few hundred miles of you.

Well someone posted above me saying they knew someone that saw pics of family in porn I just can't see it happening. I know there are millions of people looking at porn but there are not a million people in my family looking at porn or even a million people that would recognize a particular person that wasn't famous.


On the other hand, there are a few hundred thousand people on fark and when they each know anywhere from five to hundreds of people themselves, the odds go sky-high that someone will have a story about it. And one-in-a-million is just a hypothetical anyway.

What you're saying is equivalent to believing that it's not possible to catch a teacher who did or does porn, because you haven't personally seen one of your teachers on a porn site.
 
Ehh
2012-02-16 03:42:32 PM  
I once found some naked pictures of a friend on the intertubes. No, you can't have the link. I lost it years ago. Really. Yes, she was exactly the type of person I least suspected.
 
2012-02-16 03:44:04 PM  
What, her parents can't have a hobby?
 
2012-02-16 03:48:55 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: I'm always scared when I'm looking for porn that I'll find someone I'm related to.


With the exception of my relatives, I think it would be cool to stumble upon porn of somebody I know.

Any cool stories?
 
2012-02-16 05:12:43 PM  

TNel: Well someone posted above me saying they knew someone that saw pics of family in porn I just can't see it happening. I know there are millions of people looking at porn but there are not a million people in my family looking at porn or even a million people that would recognize a particular person that wasn't famous.


The odds of it happening to *YOU* is low. The odds of it happening to *SOMEONE* is high.

foxyshadis: On the other hand, there are a few hundred thousand people on fark and when they each know anywhere from five to hundreds of people themselves, the odds go sky-high that someone will have a story about it. And one-in-a-million is just a hypothetical anyway.

What you're saying is equivalent to believing that it's not possible to catch a teacher who did or does porn, because you haven't personally seen one of your teachers on a porn site.


While I can't verify the number of people on Fark you are otherwise 100% on target.

For another take on this, consider the birthday paradox. You are in a room with 22 other people. What are the odds that someone else has the same birthday you do? ~6%. What are the odds that there are two people in the room with the same birthday? ~50%.
 
2012-02-16 06:21:22 PM  
That's not a paradox.
 
2012-02-16 08:10:56 PM  

Deidrik: That's not a paradox.


No, but it's called a paradox because most people instinctively believe that you need about half of 365 other people in the room to have a 50% chance of someone's birthday matching, and the fact that you need less than 10% of that seems impossible, until the concepts and math is understood.

Calling it the birthday counterintuitive notion isn't quite as catchy.
 
2012-02-17 10:00:01 AM  

Loren: For another take on this, consider the birthday paradox. You are in a room with 22 other people. What are the odds that someone else has the same birthday you do? ~6%. What are the odds that there are two people in the room with the same birthday? ~50%.


The first part seems simple to grasp-

22/365 = 6.02739726027397%

But the second part doesn't seem so simple at all. Statistically there are months that have more births than others. Given the non-even distribution of births I'm less comfortable with those statistics...
 
2012-02-17 02:38:33 PM  
I once Googled an exgirlfriend and found a site where her mom had been using her email address to post to a swingers mailing list. Oh go, there were pictures.......
 
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